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#262 - romeosdistress (07/04/2014) [-]
One day while I was around 16-17 my mom and I were watching the news. I'm bisexual, but I hadn't told anyone except my sister and a few close friends at the time. A news report about the Westboro Baptist Church being cunts come on. In these exact words my mom just looks at me and goes "They need to leave you faggots alone so you can tell me what I'm supposed to wear."   
   
mfw
One day while I was around 16-17 my mom and I were watching the news. I'm bisexual, but I hadn't told anyone except my sister and a few close friends at the time. A news report about the Westboro Baptist Church being cunts come on. In these exact words my mom just looks at me and goes "They need to leave you faggots alone so you can tell me what I'm supposed to wear."

mfw
User avatar #322 to #262 - sindrifreyr ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
That so adorable!
User avatar #210 to #198 - thecutegoodra (07/04/2014) [-]
I like traps though...
#211 to #210 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
and I like you too!
and I like you too!
User avatar #246 to #211 - billycakes (07/04/2014) [-]
What anime?
User avatar #248 to #246 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
Look above.
#235 to #211 - grimslyiscool (07/04/2014) [-]
Thank you!!!!!
#236 to #235 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
What? Eh, no problem?
What? Eh, no problem?
#238 to #236 - grimslyiscool (07/04/2014) [-]
YEA FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEA FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #213 to #198 - superbigfupa (07/04/2014) [-]
A blow job is a blow job
#214 to #213 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
Still gay though.
Still gay though.
User avatar #215 to #214 - superbigfupa (07/04/2014) [-]
It was free though
User avatar #216 to #215 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
ghey
User avatar #217 to #216 - superbigfupa (07/04/2014) [-]
Free blow jobs are the best blow jobs. I mean anyways he looks like a girl.
#218 to #217 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
So it's not gay to do it in the ass either?
So it's not gay to do it in the ass either?
User avatar #256 to #214 - thebellboy (07/04/2014) [-]
Its only gay if the balls touched.
#225 to #224 - stealthnull (07/04/2014) [-]
A..are...you a trap?
#229 to #228 - stealthnull (07/04/2014) [-]
i have many happy reaction images and gifs. I can do this...All night long.
#230 to #229 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
I only have like 2205.
#231 to #230 - stealthnull (07/04/2014) [-]
Let the fun battle of happy faces begin!
Let the fun battle of happy faces begin!
#232 to #231 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
Don't really feel like it.
User avatar #242 to #224 - abomii (07/04/2014) [-]
source? i'm just curious of this manga
User avatar #243 to #242 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
Moyashimon.
It's also an anime of two seasons.
#244 to #243 - abomii (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm already on it
I'm already on it
User avatar #245 to #244 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
Doesn't have much trap screen time though.
#1 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
Have you told yours yet?
#2 to #1 - teranin (07/03/2014) [-]
I ain't gay, I rate a 1 on the kinsey scale. Although since I'm a MGTOW I don't think my parents would find it very surprising if I said I was.
#80 to #2 - reginleif (07/03/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** >MGTOW
>Not being part of the PUA master race. :/

You're what a radical feminist is to a liberal feminist you make me sick.
:/ Kidding, but seriously you must have a ******** of money not dating and **** .
User avatar #92 to #80 - teranin (07/03/2014) [-]
a disproportionate amount of my income is disposable thanks to it, yes.
#3 to #2 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
You're not Tindarin.
You're not Tindarin.
#5 to #3 - teranin (07/03/2014) [-]
No I'm Teranin, the guy who posted this content...
User avatar #8 to #5 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
Mistook you for Tindarin, a faggot virgin that lives with his mother.
User avatar #26 to #8 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Well ask him then
User avatar #10 to #8 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm not a virgin
#11 to #10 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
You're not?
User avatar #12 to #11 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm not.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
Do tell.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
***** I had sex with my ex 4-5 months ago
#15 to #14 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
Go on.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
He did me in the butt, was fun
User avatar #17 to #16 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
Gib pic of the poor bastard.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Ask from him
His name is derpingthederps
User avatar #32 to #18 - derpsenderp ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
pls no
User avatar #33 to #32 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
No one said anything to u
User avatar #34 to #33 - derpsenderp ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm just disgusted sharing a name with giant homo ponyfags.
User avatar #35 to #34 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Good luck with that.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy
Ask if he wants to give you a pic
#21 to #20 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
You ****** Derpingthederps?
User avatar #22 to #21 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
He ****** me
User avatar #24 to #23 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
I call bs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #6 to #4 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
You copycat you.
User avatar #7 to #6 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
The **** is going on
User avatar #9 to #7 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
Shut up, you're on the post.
#61 to #1 - walcorn ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
This entire 			*******		 thread
This entire ******* thread
User avatar #39 to #1 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
What i learned today on funnyjunk:

Tindarin has been anally penetrated by derpsenderp and teranin =\= tindarin
User avatar #47 to #39 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #48 to #47 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
thank you, great teacher
User avatar #49 to #48 - sinery (07/03/2014) [-]
Always happy to help.
User avatar #184 to #39 - acidjunk ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey i know that person
User avatar #62 to #39 - derpsenderp ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Wtf, I'm not homo dawg
User avatar #63 to #62 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
good for you, now i know too
User avatar #40 to #39 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
******* sinery
User avatar #41 to #40 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
the hell's "sinery"?
User avatar #42 to #41 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
The person why you know about the penetration, and it wasn't dersenderp
User avatar #43 to #42 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
oh right, that guy.

and below you just stated that it was derpsenderp
User avatar #45 to #43 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Read again
User avatar #46 to #45 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
******************* !
It wasn't him after all, i apologize for my slow brain
User avatar #50 to #46 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Np
User avatar #51 to #50 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
you seem like a rather gloomy fella. something the matter?
User avatar #55 to #51 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't really wanna talk about my personal stuff publicly with people I don't know. Sorry.
User avatar #56 to #55 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
That's quite alright, and the only normal answer actually.

I just thought that asking won't hurt~
User avatar #57 to #56 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind that you asked. I just don't really want to seem like an attention whore
User avatar #58 to #57 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Well **** , i asked, how would that be attentionwhoring?
User avatar #59 to #58 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I think a lot about what others might think, I'm just cautious
User avatar #60 to #59 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Welp, whatever suits you, mate~
User avatar #65 to #60 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for giving a damn though
User avatar #66 to #65 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
why, it's the least i could do.
If you ever have a change of mind, my name is usually pretty memorable
User avatar #67 to #66 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for the offer. Glad to see there's nice people in here
User avatar #68 to #67 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Don't ya worry, i can be an asshole as well~
User avatar #72 to #68 - tindarin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Heh, well thank you for not being an asshole to me
User avatar #223 to #68 - leprechaunne ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
wow you are a nice person for someone named "erotictentacle"
#201 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
#128 - jamesisnotreal (07/03/2014) [-]
right, loads of homo stuff, action had to be taken, so don't mind me
User avatar #241 to #128 - gandr ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I make a post on a homo only reddit showing off my gun collection, and a **** load of other homos showed me theirs. So we already made guns gay sorry bro. Guns are homo now. =)
#258 to #241 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #261 to #259 - gandr ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
totally totally gay =)
User avatar #286 to #261 - elitejerkz (07/04/2014) [-]
Shut up fag. Guns can have any sexual preference they want
#293 to #286 - gandr ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
ok well then you can have your straight guns, and ill have my gay guns =p
#64 - Sworley (07/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#27 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Is she in bed with her mother?
#189 to #27 - zdawg (07/04/2014) [-]
**zdawg rolled image** I think they're on a couch under blankets
#289 to #27 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
couch with blanket
User avatar #28 to #27 - teranin (07/03/2014) [-]
they are on the couch, covered in blankets, watching TV.

Women do this. Haven't seen men do this, but women definitely do this.
User avatar #29 to #28 - slandersalamander (07/03/2014) [-]
Can confirm that some men do this
User avatar #30 to #29 - teranin (07/03/2014) [-]
apparently men also do this
User avatar #36 to #30 - blackestblacksmith ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
i can also confirm men do this since two of my buddies did this mid winter when we watched due date
#99 to #36 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
I can confirm that exclusively gay men do this
User avatar #100 to #99 - blackestblacksmith ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
can confirm that only anonymous fags do this
User avatar #127 to #100 - slandersalamander (07/03/2014) [-]
Let's be real. That sounds pretty gay.
User avatar #186 to #127 - blackestblacksmith ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
oh no it was definitely gay, i just don't like anons.
#205 to #186 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
Why won't you love me for who I truly am?!
#233 to #205 - blackestblacksmith ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
TALK TO ME LIKE A MAN AND MAYBE ILL CONSIDER MAAAAAAAAAAAAN
TALK TO ME LIKE A MAN AND MAYBE ILL CONSIDER MAAAAAAAAAAAAN
#219 - styxenstones (07/04/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #91 - MurphyUK (07/03/2014) [-]
I sat here for about 2 minutes wondering why she was getting acne.
#249 - scafoldbich (07/04/2014) [-]
**scafoldbich rolled user phudgepacker **
User avatar #278 to #249 - nabexis (07/04/2014) [-]
XD Oh god... best roll ever
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#279 to #249 - anonymousbrony has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #280 to #249 - anonymousbrony (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't get it. Why are people saying this roll is so amazing.
You rolled a user. Is he known for being gay?
Ignore the deleted one. Horrible **** up in it.
User avatar #283 to #280 - ninjaroo ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
They rolled a user called phudgepacker on gay content.
phudgepacker = fudgepacker = homosexual
User avatar #330 to #283 - blesstheinternet (07/04/2014) [-]
lol, didn't even know that (obviously). **** , i should probably update myself with these terms..
User avatar #281 to #280 - blesstheinternet (07/04/2014) [-]
i guess they think he rolled the image, and the image just happens to be relevant to the OP.
User avatar #282 to #281 - anonymousbrony (07/04/2014) [-]
People aren't very observant then.
#309 to #281 - auryn (07/04/2014) [-]
Do you even read...
User avatar #328 to #309 - blesstheinternet (07/04/2014) [-]
didn't know fudgepacker was a term for homosexual.

wow that just made the south park episode with Tom Cruise make so much more sense...
#331 to #249 - smithacat ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
**smithacat rolled user zomaru **
#334 to #331 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #252 to #249 - katothepotato (07/04/2014) [-]
This roll is glorious.
#335 to #252 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
because he rolled a user?
User avatar #351 to #335 - katothepotato (07/04/2014) [-]
Think about it. The picture says "Fagtastic" and the guy's username is "phudgepacker"
User avatar #254 to #249 - phudgepacker ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Wut
#179 - doctorprofessornv (07/03/2014) [-]
God said man cannot lie with man, but he never said anything about two chicks getting it on...
God said man cannot lie with man, but he never said anything about two chicks getting it on...
#212 to #179 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
Eh. It says, "Man shall not lie with man as they would a woman." or something to that effect.

Considering men don't have vaginas, that sentence can't be possible or something.

TLR, I'm an anon faggot, and I suck dick.
#340 to #212 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
***** you know exactly what the hell He's tryna say. Don't gimme dat **** .
Ain't no excuse for being gay.
#52 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
ex-home life.

Now I just sick dick in any room of the house I want
#133 to #52 - kavrick ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
But why?
User avatar #134 to #133 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
why to what part exactly??
#135 to #134 - kavrick ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Both i guess
Both i guess
User avatar #136 to #135 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I moved away from my moms place and got a place of my own.

I'm a super huge dick loving faggot and now that I have a place of my own I can suck dick any where I want in my house and have no worries
#260 to #136 - RipperMan (07/04/2014) [-]
wow, got to use this twice within five minutes, busy day for you sparky
User avatar #294 to #260 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah it sure has been
User avatar #295 to #294 - zayinzetaseven ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i feel like that comment had a dual meaning faggot
#137 to #136 - kavrick ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh   
i'm not sure if i should bring up my super srs opinion on this kinda thing
Oh
i'm not sure if i should bring up my super srs opinion on this kinda thing
User avatar #139 to #137 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
opinion away dude.

If I know one thing the internet is the best place to say your opinions
#141 to #139 - kavrick ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I swing both ways, never had any luck with either but that's beyond the point but i dont get why guys tend to be so slutty and i kinda hate women so i'm pretty screwed
#152 to #141 - teranin (07/03/2014) [-]
male sex drive. We spread seed, and don't have biological predication to increase value of sex through withholding as our sexuality has never had significant biological value. Women have a similar sex drive but it's sparked by different things and operates on a different psychology.

Obviously, there are plenty of exceptions, but that's essentially the biological reality. When dudes can get slutty with each other, the promiscuity tends to be more obvious and pronounced, but women of course are fully capable of the same level of nymphomaniacal activity.
#153 to #152 - kavrick ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Straight or gay guys, i dont like it when they're slutty, and i kinda thought we advanced above primal needs and urges, if i had the chance to **** whoever i wanted i wouldn't
User avatar #337 to #153 - imofcnotharveydent (07/04/2014) [-]
what kind of depressed human being are you? Sex is one of the best drugs we have, it takes away stress and gives pleasure.

We got america giving religious rights to a ******* company. We got Russia smacking down on gay rights. India got ******* rape all over the place. The world is quite ****** , so no, we have not advanced above our primal needs and urges.
User avatar #157 to #153 - teranin (07/03/2014) [-]
Yes, but when your partner is as unrestricted as you are, you end up having to find reasons NOT to **** .
#159 to #157 - kavrick ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I'v never had the problem with people who are dating doing it all the time, that's fair enough
I'v never had the problem with people who are dating doing it all the time, that's fair enough
User avatar #148 to #141 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I also swing both ways jsut like dicks more but thats a secret.


I just like sex. All kinds of sex. feels good. is super fun. good work out (some times).

I get why many people only wanna have sex with someone they love and good for them that just ain't for me. I don't really associate sex with love as many people do.

Its hard to explain what I mean but basically I just like ******* things/ being ****** by things
#150 to #148 - kavrick ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
As much as i want to i cant argue with that
User avatar #156 to #150 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
also some of my best friends in the whole word I met though weird kinky sex parties
#158 to #156 - kavrick ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Still not the thing i cant into, it actually pisses me off but i tend to keep it to myself, i know it's arrogant as **** but i cant exactly change it
User avatar #160 to #158 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I can understand the it not being something you are into but why or maybe how dose it piss you off??
#162 to #160 - kavrick ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
i'm lonely and depressed, i see at people taking things for granted and not valuing things like that, so it pisses me off
User avatar #164 to #162 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I am by no means trying to be a dick or anything but it just kinda sounds like you are jealous. I could be wrong about that... just what it seems like to me
#167 to #164 - kavrick ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
i guess i understand why it would look like that but that would mean i would want to be in their position, and i by no means would want to
User avatar #171 to #167 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
the why dose it piss you off?? I could understand the being pissed off if you where jealous.

You don't wanna be doing what your not doing but your mad at the people that are doing it??

I'm just trying to understand this but its really confusing me....

that would be like me being pissed at people who play a lot of video games even though I don't want to play a lot of games ....
User avatar #237 to #171 - kavrick ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Because I see sex as something more than just something for pleasure, its intimite and supposed to be a act for love and seeing people violated such a thing for primal pleasure disgusts me
#292 to #237 - fistpump (07/04/2014) [-]
It's intimate, sure, but it's not supposed to be an act for love. Our base instinct, as Sparky already said, is to put the D in as many things as possible, to spread the seed. Survival of the fittest. If your gene pool is passed along, you did a good job. Every other animal on the planet works in this method, except for pandas, which are just sex-retarded. Humans invented the concept of love because we needed to find a reason behind the butterflies and the warm feelings. In reality it's just chemicals from your brain becoming active, but since humans are always seeking answers, we label it as love.
I get it that you're a hopeless romantic, but to be literally disgusted by a purely natural concept?
I mean, I see that you're bisexual, and you clearly don't have a problem with gays or anything, so this comparison may seem extreme, but, aren't you doing exactly the same thing as the people who are opposed to homosexuality? You know, the whole "it's not natural and it is disgusting" stand-point.
I apologise if I have misunderstood your point... I'm tired as hell so I'm ranting like a bastard. Have a good day.
User avatar #187 to #171 - megaton (07/04/2014) [-]
i think he is trying to say that he doesnt get much sex and even though he doesnt want to be the guy who has sex all day every day. it confuses him to see people that do enjoy that kind of act and act on it regularly. confusion turns to misplaced anger that he feels he cant help but feeling. also there might be some jealosy in the fact that they get any sex only if it is also a fact that he doesn't but just see it as natural rather than a privilege
#204 to #52 - kennygomezfive (07/04/2014) [-]
You can sick all the dick that you want man.
#257 to #52 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
love ya foxi
User avatar #54 to #52 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
*suck
#71 to #52 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh Sparky, you little skamp
#296 to #71 - cubanwhiteman (07/04/2014) [-]
This brings up the question, why is there so much gay furry porn... Like I've made the joke that furries are gay, but really?
User avatar #304 to #296 - funferret (07/04/2014) [-]
I've learned/and found that most of the outspoken furries are gay, whereas the straights are more quiet.
User avatar #311 to #304 - cubanwhiteman (07/04/2014) [-]
I feel like they're outspoken only for the sake of being outspoken. I knew a guy who was like that, always announced his hobbies like it's supposed to piss me off he's like "Hey guess what man, I'm a furry, and I bet there's nothing you can say that's gonna make me think differently!" and I brushed it off, but he always came back with something new like he likes ponies or dubstep for some reason.
User avatar #312 to #311 - funferret (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I think in that case the person might just be trying to start an argument or some **** . There's also the possibility that a lot of straight furries are still in the closet about being a furry as well.
User avatar #357 to #312 - slenderwolf (07/04/2014) [-]
That's very likely, I know I am.
User avatar #73 to #71 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
what dose taht word skamp mean...
User avatar #74 to #73 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
Rambunctious, um...fun-loving
User avatar #76 to #74 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
ah okay this is what I thought of when you said skamp www.amazon.com/Bali-Womens-Skimp-Skamp-2633/dp/B00
User avatar #77 to #76 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
Nope, I didn't really know those existed. I don't know why anyone would call you a really unattractive pair of pantes
User avatar #78 to #77 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
that was why I had to ask what you meant
#81 to #52 - inuares ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
that furry has sleeves but isn't wearing a shirt.
that furry has sleeves but isn't wearing a shirt.
#291 to #81 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
they're his paw foreskins :c
User avatar #220 to #89 - daimonkaito (07/04/2014) [-]
Does it come in rainbow?
User avatar #82 to #81 - demandsgayversion (07/03/2014) [-]
it's adorable
User avatar #86 to #82 - inuares ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm not quite sure how I feel about it. ._.
#90 to #86 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
if you don't like it just take off the rest of his clothes
User avatar #117 to #90 - inuares ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
nah, I don't think I'd go that far.
#172 to #117 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I never hurts to try it just once
User avatar #361 to #172 - inuares ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
I dunno mate. look what happens to cocaine users.
User avatar #362 to #361 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/05/2014) [-]
I tried cocaine once and look at me Im a perfectly normal person
User avatar #363 to #362 - inuares ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Seems legit. May try.
User avatar #364 to #363 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/06/2014) [-]
never hurts to try
User avatar #365 to #364 - inuares ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
unless you're trying to hurt yourself.
User avatar #87 to #86 - demandsgayversion (07/03/2014) [-]
You don't think those are parts of his arms, do you?
#285 to #81 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
That's how furries work...
#142 - datgermanguy (07/03/2014) [-]
They are closing in on us.
They are closing in on us.
#183 to #142 - Shinmaximo (07/03/2014) [-]
This. It. What?   
Is this real?
This. It. What?
Is this real?
#185 to #183 - deadmansdope ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, it's not like they did that on the real show, but someone made this, so I guess it's real.
User avatar #269 to #185 - pickstar ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
thumb
#240 to #183 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
From the leaked episodes
User avatar #339 to #240 - imofcnotharveydent (07/04/2014) [-]
pff, bs anon, I've seen all episodes so far
User avatar #190 to #142 - flamingbananas (07/04/2014) [-]
GIVE ME THE SOURCE RIGHT ******* NOW!!!!!!!!
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#75 - ampy (07/03/2014) [-]
#93 to #75 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm all up for gay rights and marriage and equality and all,
but you guys need to chill the eff out someday. It's pretty annoying after the first thousand times,
and I stopped voting as a result.


#94 to #93 - ampy (07/03/2014) [-]
This is the only homosexual related picture I have
#96 to #94 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
bleh, sorry to take it out on you.   
It's just that all of my gay friends have been acting obnoxious, and thinking everybody else is oppressing them just for disagreeing on random stuff, like anime, music, or games.   
   
It's the femminazi issue all over again, except with dudes.   
   
Like... I dunno if i can still be friends with Steven and Kelly if all they're ever   
going to talk about is their sexuality and act as if everybody is oppressing them.   
   
Have an adorable puppy to make up for it.
bleh, sorry to take it out on you.
It's just that all of my gay friends have been acting obnoxious, and thinking everybody else is oppressing them just for disagreeing on random stuff, like anime, music, or games.

It's the femminazi issue all over again, except with dudes.

Like... I dunno if i can still be friends with Steven and Kelly if all they're ever
going to talk about is their sexuality and act as if everybody is oppressing them.

Have an adorable puppy to make up for it.
User avatar #267 to #96 - magickarcher (07/04/2014) [-]
My friends call me a faggot every day for fun, I call them cunts, etc etc. Around where I live, people tend to be rather open-minded about everything so nobody really complains about sexuality or rights for gays.

Although maybe it's just an Australian thing, idk
User avatar #270 to #267 - nimithecat (07/04/2014) [-]
If only the rest of the world was like that
User avatar #271 to #270 - magickarcher (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, it's slowly getting better from what I've seen growing up and all. Aside from some of the middle-eastern countries and all
User avatar #272 to #271 - nimithecat (07/04/2014) [-]
The middle east will just.. be the middle east...
They aren't going to advance because they let religion hold themselves back.

Look at the progress in germany for example.
User avatar #273 to #272 - magickarcher (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm all for letting people believe what they want to believe. Physically punishing someone for something they can't help is pretty much where I draw the line.

Although I do agree that some countries are letting their dominant beliefs hold them back a bit, which is a shame
User avatar #274 to #273 - nimithecat (07/04/2014) [-]
I think its fine to let people believe what they want as long as it doesn't interfere with their lives directly in any way other than improving their emotional well being and giving them a moral guide to dedicate their lives by.

Kindof how Santa Claus doesn't harm anybody, and causes kids to behave so they can get their annual treat. They don't punch other kids for him, lie for him, or threaten other kids with bullying for Santa.

Stuff like that.
Doesnt matter if its real or fake, just.. science really shouldn't be defeated by fiction.
You'd think people learn that after how science cured the plagues, helped us get into space, and saved us from countless diseases through vaccination.
#276 to #274 - magickarcher (07/04/2014) [-]
Couldn't have said it better myself
Couldn't have said it better myself
#69 - mckinkymcormic (07/03/2014) [-]
i know that feel
#173 - bluwizard (07/03/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** the real threat
User avatar #338 to #173 - imofcnotharveydent (07/04/2014) [-]
those things are illegally good
#310 - samfuckingnewman (07/04/2014) [-]
** **************** rolled image** my next sexual adventure
#38 - xtrem (07/03/2014) [-]
homo no , but traps

**** YEA
User avatar #70 to #38 - mckinkymcormic (07/03/2014) [-]
kinda homo.
#95 to #38 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
That's pretty homo right there.   
If it's got a dick, and you wanna 			****		 it, then you're gay.   
   
Unless you know... you're going to neglect the penis and focus on the butt.    
Then the penis has no reason to be there to begin with.   
   
   
Unless... you have plans for that penis, which brings me back to the point; you're gay.
That's pretty homo right there.
If it's got a dick, and you wanna **** it, then you're gay.

Unless you know... you're going to neglect the penis and focus on the butt.
Then the penis has no reason to be there to begin with.


Unless... you have plans for that penis, which brings me back to the point; you're gay.
#206 to #95 - vorarephilia (07/04/2014) [-]
but what about strap ons?

Is a girl pegging a dude gay?
User avatar #207 to #206 - nimithecat (07/04/2014) [-]
Pretty close to gay. not an official cock, but damn it a rubber dick on a woman isn't necessary unless you want it in you.
User avatar #265 to #206 - sagedivinity (07/04/2014) [-]
Kinda
User avatar #132 to #95 - Blargosnarf (07/03/2014) [-]
Only a Sith deals in absolutes... you could be bi-sexual.
User avatar #116 to #95 - mrdavidamnesia (07/03/2014) [-]
How exactly do you " **** a dick"?
You seem to be an expert at this topic.
User avatar #118 to #116 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
You don't **** a dick. =\
You either take a dick up the butt, or neglect it and focus on the person's butt.

People going for traps are "straight" the same way as a vegetarian eats a steak covered with a salad. People going for "futa" is indirectly gay because it still involves the "straight guy" receiving the dick up the butt, even if it has a vagina attached to it.

I'm not against homosexuals, but closet-gays annoy the **** out of me. Either you're a carrot or a tomato, you can't be a carromato.

User avatar #131 to #118 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
You can play with it while you **** the butt tho.
User avatar #138 to #131 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
Why settle for one thing to play with when you could have two?
>Boobs./
User avatar #143 to #138 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
You can tweak his nipple with one hand while jerking him off with the other while you destroy his ass tho.
User avatar #145 to #143 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
Wait a minute... if one hand is on the crotch and the other is on the nipple, how are you holding on to the person? A third hand?
User avatar #147 to #145 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
They're laying stomach down on the bed, you're laying on top of them.
User avatar #144 to #143 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
But why stop at a nipple when there's a full rack of boobs to squish, and bigger nipples to toy with?
User avatar #146 to #144 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Let's agree on pre-op transsexual, how about that?
User avatar #149 to #146 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
I still think bangin' anything with a dick is still gay and there is no way to justify it otherwise.
User avatar #151 to #149 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Well I'm bi so I love dick, so there's that.
#154 to #151 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
And you know what? I respect that.
I just get annoyed when people shove a dick in their mouth and call themselves straight.

You came to terms with your sexuality and came to accept it, you get a cookie because you deserved it. Keep that little fox dancing. It's been entertaining me while i was replying to your mesages.
User avatar #161 to #154 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't get it either.
Maybe they're just making an exception because some traps are more attractive than girls.
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User avatar #169 to #165 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Understandable. I just wish I could have a similar thing happen. Although, redbrutal is coming over from finland to shag me, so there's always that.
User avatar #174 to #169 - redbrutal (07/03/2014) [-]
Greetings Comrade
#181 to #118 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Ain't black and white, you could be a watermelon muffin for all I care.
User avatar #120 to #118 - mrdavidamnesia (07/03/2014) [-]
To be honest with you, I agree.
Closet-gays are annoying, case in point:
When I was a senior in high school, there was this young guy that was 18 recently. He kept hitting on me and kept trying to take me out to dinner or to his house or whatever he wanted to do. I didn't want to be mean so I went ahead and went to dinner at his house. Everything is nice, yada yada yada, sex, yada yada yada. Then the next day, he starts trying to hit on girls and calls me a fag. He was the bottom and he's calling me the faggot. Stupidity at it;s finest.
User avatar #123 to #120 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]

I agree with you
I'm mostly annoyed by people that are going one week;
*Oh I'm bisexual
*Oh I'm pansexual
*Oh I'm gay now
*Oh I'm pansexual again
*oh I'm straight
*Oh I'm bisexual

EVERY GODDAMN MONTH!!! It's just a hole to put our dicks into, it's not that hard to make up one's mind about it since it is something you're either born with or you're not.
User avatar #124 to #123 - mrdavidamnesia (07/03/2014) [-]
Some people argue that sexuality is something you're born with, this is ******** and truth. Sexuality is not a defined team or anything like that, it's who you're willing to be in love with and engage sexual relations with. But it is something that needs to be experimented with, until you can figure it out. I did and I'm engaged, never been happier in my life! But for people to constantly change sexuality and not fully admit "I don't know" is just a ******* embarrassment all because they don't to admit that they're wrong or they're not sure.
User avatar #98 to #95 - demandsgayversion (07/03/2014) [-]
Is a begrudging handy-j gay?
User avatar #103 to #98 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
what's a begrudging?
User avatar #163 to #103 - demandsgayversion (07/03/2014) [-]
You kinda don't want to, but you do anyway.
#194 to #38 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
still homo
User avatar #44 to #38 - whycanticaps (07/03/2014) [-]
so a little homo
User avatar #53 to #44 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
no matter how girly if its got a dick and you got a dick then is just all homo
User avatar #83 to #53 - demandsgayversion (07/03/2014) [-]
in the best way possible
User avatar #88 to #83 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
all homo is the best way possible
User avatar #247 to #44 - infinitereaper (07/04/2014) [-]
no it's a hideyoshi
#253 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
Cool mom
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