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#9 - shadowrated (04/17/2014) [-]
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#16 to #9 - azsx (04/17/2014) [-]
were is that from?
#92 to #16 - anusrage ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
It's from the Swedish film "Häxan". Really good film for it's time.
#109 to #92 - azsx (04/18/2014) [-]
i knew ive seen it from somwere.
#43 to #16 - solarknight (04/18/2014) [-]
ditto
User avatar #8 - theologyexplain (04/17/2014) [-]
In other words, nothing has changed. Jews. Because stereotypes.
#10 to #8 - teranin ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
#35 - defacedcreeper (04/18/2014) [-]
do love them SOULS
do love them SOULS
#101 to #35 - Rascal (04/18/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** DAMACIA!!!!
User avatar #104 to #101 - lvlonemeepo (04/18/2014) [-]
Why did you have to spell it wrong man
#38 - iwantthedgornio (04/18/2014) [-]
Goddamn it Satan!!! You ripped me off!!
#17 - guardianatreyu (04/17/2014) [-]
Did someone say souls?
Did someone say souls?
#40 to #17 - blacknbluebrony (04/18/2014) [-]
Speaking of invading

This is actually my OC
#45 to #44 - blacknbluebrony (04/18/2014) [-]
why thank you
why thank you
#59 to #40 - guardianatreyu (04/18/2014) [-]
I think this could be useful.
User avatar #117 to #40 - thenez (04/18/2014) [-]
I just had some ************ do this to me yesterday.

Except he back stabbed me after I was done bowing.
User avatar #107 to #40 - exotic (04/18/2014) [-]
When i first got invaded I was in Blighttown

I was the first one to bow and so did he
Not because of curtesy but because he got poisoned in the swamp : >

thx4thehumanity
#91 - thelastelephant (04/18/2014) [-]
I have too many souls already
#18 - lirfy (04/17/2014) [-]
Oh yeah? Well I have around ten thousand souls inside my body bitch
User avatar #58 to #18 - drakevil (04/18/2014) [-]
Could i have source?
User avatar #70 to #58 - pokemonstheshiz (04/18/2014) [-]
Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood
He was not in the original, but I do highly recommend both series
User avatar #119 to #70 - drakevil (04/18/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #102 to #58 - proudbrony (04/18/2014) [-]
Dragon Ball Z: A Link Between Worlds
User avatar #74 to #58 - tehlulzbringer (04/18/2014) [-]
naruto
User avatar #63 to #58 - sheppardo (04/18/2014) [-]
Full Metal Alchemist
#94 to #76 - quietearp (04/18/2014) [-]
Started from the bottom now we here
User avatar #112 to #18 - animedudej (04/18/2014) [-]
the populus of Amestris is around 10m right?
User avatar #120 to #112 - pokemonstheshiz (04/18/2014) [-]
he didn't succeed in sacrificing Amestris though.
#121 to #120 - animedudej (04/18/2014) [-]
he did at one point have 10m nonetheless and he managed to hold onto the power of "God" for a suprising ammount of time
User avatar #125 to #121 - pokemonstheshiz (04/19/2014) [-]
fair enough
#46 to #18 - Rascal (04/18/2014) [-]
you shouldn't swallow so much semen
User avatar #22 to #18 - lavitts (04/18/2014) [-]
I have a couple sticks of gum. Gib souls.
#71 - noonesperfect (04/18/2014) [-]
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#51 - I Am Monkey (04/18/2014) [-]
Where does Soul Train factor into this?
Where does Soul Train factor into this?
#11 - bennywenny (04/17/2014) [-]
Something about this just didn't seem right, fixed it ;)
#19 to #11 - Rascal (04/17/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - myaccountisnew (04/18/2014) [-]
He made the characters white.
#24 to #20 - Rascal (04/18/2014) [-]
Well **** . I didn't even notice. Thanks.
User avatar #26 to #24 - myaccountisnew (04/18/2014) [-]
Props on you for not seeing race, I guess.
#14 to #11 - Rascal (04/17/2014) [-]
hahah that took me so ******* long to figure out jesus christ im dying
#15 to #11 - biscuitsunited (04/17/2014) [-]
That took me longer than it should but thanks for that.
That took me longer than it should but thanks for that.
#39 - soggypancakes (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm pretty much infinite too.
#86 to #39 - timetravelzero (04/18/2014) [-]
Oh I LIKE you!
Oh I LIKE you!
#123 to #116 - timetravelzero (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh boy! Another Hellsing Ultimate Abridged fan.
User avatar #124 to #123 - soggypancakes (04/19/2014) [-]
Every Hellsing fan needs to be.
#60 to #39 - Blasphemer (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't really thing soggy pancakes last that much...
User avatar #62 to #60 - soggypancakes (04/18/2014) [-]
You > the joke.
#64 to #62 - Blasphemer (04/18/2014) [-]
No no no no, really, think about it, how much do the normal pancakes last for in reality?
User avatar #65 to #64 - soggypancakes (04/18/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm talking about Alucard (guy in my picture)
#66 to #65 - Blasphemer (04/18/2014) [-]
Aluminum cards? Well, I suppose those could last long... I'll have to double check on that one...
#67 to #66 - soggypancakes (04/18/2014) [-]
Can I have your babies.
#68 to #67 - Blasphemer (04/18/2014) [-]
I am always glad to serve.
User avatar #78 to #65 - capslockrage (04/18/2014) [-]
Oh you mean that faggot from the ****** anime?
User avatar #90 to #87 - capslockrage (04/18/2014) [-]
For starters, he looks like some faggoty emo kid
User avatar #89 to #87 - capslockrage (04/18/2014) [-]
Well anime's are already ****** , and that one looks particularly stupid.
#93 to #89 - timetravelzero (04/18/2014) [-]
As I always say, everyone's entitled to their opinion. Do you have a basis for it though? Hatred is good in my eyes, but blind hatred is foolish. Knowing WHY you don't like something and your defense of said dislike is admirable, even if I disagree.
As I always say, everyone's entitled to their opinion. Do you have a basis for it though? Hatred is good in my eyes, but blind hatred is foolish. Knowing WHY you don't like something and your defense of said dislike is admirable, even if I disagree.
#61 to #60 - Blasphemer (04/18/2014) [-]
think*

Well, **** me with random gardening tool...
#1 - newdevyx ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
#2 to #1 - newdevyx ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Satan thread?
Satan thread?
#12 to #2 - Rascal (04/17/2014) [-]
#32 - juffjurhaill (04/18/2014) [-]
Hail Stan
User avatar #106 - imagnetsux ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
if that was how it worked i'd trade my computer and let out a stadium full of people
#25 - mehten (04/18/2014) [-]
**mehten rolls 12**
Rollin' for salvation.
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#28 to #25 - Rascal (04/18/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 65**
User avatar #30 to #25 - thebellboy (04/18/2014) [-]
**thebellboy rolls 14**
#34 to #25 - tsukaza (04/18/2014) [-]
**tsukaza rolls 76**
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User avatar #110 to #25 - zerotzallander (04/18/2014) [-]
**zerotzallander rolls 83** Halp
User avatar #115 to #25 - drynix (04/18/2014) [-]
**drynix rolls 905** I bring forth satan himself!
User avatar #37 to #25 - hackhazardly (04/18/2014) [-]
**hackhazardly rolls 44**
#41 to #37 - aasherknight (04/18/2014) [-]
HE HATH BEEN SAVED
HE HATH BEEN SAVED
#88 to #37 - timetravelzero (04/18/2014) [-]
This has literally never been more relevant
User avatar #111 to #83 - mangostormlegend (04/18/2014) [-]
if you post a really blurry gif, it will become even blurrier when you enlarge it
User avatar #97 to #83 - dross (04/18/2014) [-]
HEY, YOU STOP THE GAME.
User avatar #95 to #83 - migzdgreat (04/18/2014) [-]
it took me a while to get the joke.
#84 to #83 - koalasaurus (04/18/2014) [-]
Yes, i'm edgy
#100 to #83 - gmarrox (04/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #49 - plataeiou (04/18/2014) [-]
LAW OF DMINISHING MARGINAL UTILITY IN THIS BITCH
#73 - drugcrap (04/18/2014) [-]
they are all black! even satan has a brown-ish color,or maybe they just have a perfect tan
User avatar #103 - halotalim (04/18/2014) [-]
Let me tell you why, from a theological stand, satan wins.
All souls are equal
The bible states that "There is none good, no not one."
If they are souls from hell, that means that they are not good.
He has 100 not good souls.
0% is added.
Satan still wins.
User avatar #114 to #103 - Funnel (04/18/2014) [-]
The point was that if the souls were on average at least 1% good and 99% evil, it would add up to 1 good soul in total, granting him passage into heaven. So for what you're saying to be true everyone must be 100% evil, which is just nonsense.
User avatar #118 to #114 - halotalim (04/18/2014) [-]
Oh I didnt mean evil like evil, just that, because there is sin, our soul is corrupted.

Besides the Bible also makes it clear that it is not based on earning it off of works. What he did would have been considered works, gaining them himself and not taking it as a gift. This would make 2 ways why this plan wouldn't work.
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