someone's innocent. . BUSH Fig : why you even get this it elphant have the cats name on it when the tuck is gonna see this and be like "well now I know muse cat
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someone's innocent

BUSH Fig :
why you even get this it elphant have the cats
name on it
when the tuck is gonna see this and be like "well now I
know muse cat it is"
I don' t want to alarm you but...
cough- It' s not meant tor cats -cough-
Better change it to Puppy then because that' s stupid
...
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#45 - iamsammich (08/04/2014) [-]
petplay
leashes and collars in general
User avatar #46 to #45 - iamsammich (08/04/2014) [-]
i meant that as in collars and leashes used for stuff besides petplay
leashes and collars by themselves do nothing for me
User avatar #89 to #45 - technoshaman (08/04/2014) [-]
I freaking love that stuff. My girlfriend won't even try it. No point to this, just feels good to finally complain about it.
User avatar #91 to #89 - iamsammich (08/04/2014) [-]
i've never had the opportunity to try it
gotta wait till the bf and i got our own place cuz i'm too chicken to keep anything sex related in my room at home or at my dorm in college
User avatar #108 to #91 - technoshaman (08/04/2014) [-]
I get that. I bought some stuff to try it out and surprise her with it, (she told me she liked kinky) but then she just flat out refused. I live with my parents between semesters and I have too much optimism to just throw it out. So now I'm just paranoid someone will stumble upon it.
User avatar #135 to #108 - iamsammich (08/04/2014) [-]
feels bad man
i guess just try talking to her about what she does and doesn't like. just cuz she says she's kinky doesn't mean she likes everything under the kinky category. not hatin on you or anything. i'd say i'm kinky but there are some specific things i don't like
#54 - brisineo (08/04/2014) [-]
Kind of related story...   
>Be making cosplay   
>Cosplay involves a gladiator-style leather shoulder pad   
>Buy one online for a relatively cheap price without looking into the company it's from   
>Come delivery day   
>Mail woman giving really strange looks when brother answers door   
>Has him sign it because she doesn't want to see me before going off in a hurry   
>Brother asks me what that was about   
>Look at the shipping receipt on the package   
>The company that made the shoulder pad is well known for both cosplay items, and things of a more devious nature   
>the only information as to the contents of the package was labeled as "Leather Harness"   
>everyone at the post office now thinks I'm a creep with a BSDM fetish
Kind of related story...
>Be making cosplay
>Cosplay involves a gladiator-style leather shoulder pad
>Buy one online for a relatively cheap price without looking into the company it's from
>Come delivery day
>Mail woman giving really strange looks when brother answers door
>Has him sign it because she doesn't want to see me before going off in a hurry
>Brother asks me what that was about
>Look at the shipping receipt on the package
>The company that made the shoulder pad is well known for both cosplay items, and things of a more devious nature
>the only information as to the contents of the package was labeled as "Leather Harness"
>everyone at the post office now thinks I'm a creep with a BSDM fetish
#127 to #54 - Eichimaru (08/04/2014) [-]
What company?
#65 to #54 - kaboomz ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
#68 to #54 - dankeshein (08/04/2014) [-]
>Be making cosplay

I think that's why they think you're a creep.
#4 - beroty ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
i didn't understand...
#5 to #4 - miwauturu (08/04/2014) [-]
Petplay.
#13 to #5 - inolikeyyou (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh... i thought it was gonna be something like a kitten wearing the kitten collar and not an adult cat? I'm pretty ******* stupid
User avatar #80 to #5 - nyawgga (08/04/2014) [-]
Why would anybody wanna **** a cat
User avatar #6 to #5 - beroty ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
thanks
#123 - bestfoxgirl (08/04/2014) [-]
Want
Want
User avatar #125 to #123 - chewythewolftwo (08/04/2014) [-]
Collars are one of the best things.
#90 - scorpiom (08/04/2014) [-]
How could you not want this?  Kuroneko is best gurl
How could you not want this? Kuroneko is best gurl
#112 to #107 - scorpiom (08/04/2014) [-]
source is Oreimo
#115 to #112 - munchyman (08/04/2014) [-]
Thanks kind stranger.
Thanks kind stranger.
#86 - twatter (08/04/2014) [-]
Preferred kink mentioned   
Swell with pride
Preferred kink mentioned
Swell with pride
#119 to #86 - Ulmer (08/04/2014) [-]
Along with other swelling I bet
#124 - skydiving (08/04/2014) [-]
That is my fetish
#8 - Frozen (08/04/2014) [-]
Please stop with the Frozen memes, my notifications always explode when they appear
#19 to #8 - quiescat (08/04/2014) [-]
i think you can turn that off now
User avatar #23 to #8 - thefunnyside (08/04/2014) [-]
Just turn it off
User avatar #25 to #8 - sadisticsalmon (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh wow
#27 to #8 - Rascal (08/04/2014) [-]
on a scale of 1 to frozen how much do you regret choosing that username? lol
User avatar #29 to #8 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Just... Let it go.

I'm so sorry.
User avatar #82 - zyvac (08/04/2014) [-]
My girlfriend and I are in a kink relationship, specifically master pet. She has a collar, it's pretty awesome.
User avatar #93 to #82 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
degenerates.
User avatar #96 to #95 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
no, actually, it isn't. you're filthy degenerates. scum that should be killed.
User avatar #98 to #97 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
nope, sorry, it's more than an opinion. i could kill both of you and not feel a ******* thing.
User avatar #128 to #98 - targaryren (08/04/2014) [-]
they might be degenerates
but that makes you a sociopath
User avatar #136 to #128 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
i can live with that.
User avatar #101 to #99 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
well, alright then. have fun being the downfall of society, you oversexed scumbag.
User avatar #102 to #101 - zyvac (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh I shall. I also happen to know some people if you want to talk to someone about getting that stick pulled out your ass.
User avatar #103 to #102 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
more people that should die? i would like to meet them.
#129 - Rascal (08/04/2014) [-]
Ietso, you slut.
#110 - kaycie (08/04/2014) [-]
without the "Kristoff:..."
without the "Kristoff:..."
User avatar #10 - wrinklynewt ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
who has a neck that small?
User avatar #35 to #10 - romdomcom (08/04/2014) [-]
My neck is only about nine inches around, I can actually wear a cat collar.
User avatar #79 to #10 - bighairyfart (08/04/2014) [-]
Kittens.
User avatar #14 to #10 - masdercheef ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
There's not really anything we can use as a reference (due to the collar being the only object in the frame), so it's very possible that the collar is the proper size to fit on someone's neck.
User avatar #33 to #14 - wrinklynewt ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
fair enough
it just looked small in the photo, just kinda weird
User avatar #43 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
I went to school with someone who named their kitten "Kitten" because she was too lazy to come up with a name
User avatar #64 to #43 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/04/2014) [-]
I had a a dog named d o g say ever letter out loud it sounds like name
User avatar #1 - savagebadger (08/04/2014) [-]
Please PLEASE stop with the Frozen **** .
#145 to #1 - rainbowrush ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #147 to #1 - savagebadger (08/04/2014) [-]
Man, you fags really get hard over this stuff...
#28 to #1 - trekkien ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #1 - Sterski (08/04/2014) [-]
No.
#44 to #1 - creepyfapper (08/04/2014) [-]
Dude, it's not that big a deal. Just let it go.
#7 to #1 - Frozen (08/04/2014) [-]
HEY.
**** you.
#11 to #1 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Dude.. Just let it go    
 I'm not sorry
Dude.. Just let it go
I'm not sorry
#2 to #1 - tomahawkkit (08/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #2 - kimilsung (08/04/2014) [-]
Now he is getting ptsd thanks to your triggering faggot
#17 to #1 - swiftblood (08/04/2014) [-]
I cant
User avatar #30 to #17 - alphagex (08/04/2014) [-]
Hey is that a screenshot of duke nukem forever?
#3 to #1 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
It's a reaction image, calm the 			****		 down, that's not even the main subject of the content so there's no reason to complain.
It's a reaction image, calm the **** down, that's not even the main subject of the content so there's no reason to complain.
#56 to #3 - Rascal (08/04/2014) [-]
To be honest... Imagine if it was a pony reaction image... Pretty sure it wouldn't get too far
User avatar #67 to #56 - akkere (08/04/2014) [-]
There was a point where the comments would have an anon posting a stand-up pony with some kind of random, irrelevant pun or joke that hit top comments with 100+ thumbs for two weeks, regardless of whether or not the joke itself was even remotely funny.
It'd get further than you think.
#57 to #56 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Most of the pony images get thumbed down when they're cross-over, not relevant, or just trying to be edgy. But I do see your point anon, it's very rare for pony stuff to NOT be thumbed down.
User avatar #150 to #3 - mrheisenberg (08/08/2014) [-]
But imagine if you said that about ponies, lol
#55 - manofiron (08/04/2014) [-]
BDSM? No thanks. I've got some ****** up fetishes, but that is certainly not one of them.
User avatar #104 to #55 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
i'm a necrophiliac that absolutely despises BDSM.
#132 to #104 - matexius (08/04/2014) [-]
You're a necrophiliac and yet you ''despise'' BDSM...    
   
To each their own, I suppose...
You're a necrophiliac and yet you ''despise'' BDSM...

To each their own, I suppose...
User avatar #138 to #132 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
necrophilia and BDSM are nothing alike so why is it so hard to believe?
User avatar #140 to #138 - matexius (08/04/2014) [-]
Brah...I know they're nothing alike...
But choose which is the more ****** up one...

>fapping to and sexing dead people
>fapping to (admitedely still ****** up stuff) while constricted people who are most likely enjoying being... like that...
User avatar #142 to #140 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
the one that actually hurts someone. it doesn't matter if they like it or not.
User avatar #143 to #142 - matexius (08/04/2014) [-]
Seriously... So what if it hurts someone... Why doesn't it matter...? They're not hurting you or anything.
Dude... you're being kind of a hypocrite. You criticise people for liking BDSM, while you're the guy who faps to *dead* people... You can't/don't choose what they fap or shlick to, they do...

The people involved in BDSM normally enjoy it so what ...
User avatar #144 to #143 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
whatever. they're filth.

and i don't like dead "people" only dead women.
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User avatar #141 to #139 - uhidk (08/04/2014) [-]
the one that actually hurts someone. it doesn't matter if they like it or not.
User avatar #75 to #55 - demandsgayversion (08/04/2014) [-]
Watch Road Warrior, that'll change your mind.
User avatar #76 to #55 - anonymoose (08/04/2014) [-]
What are some of your " ****** up fetishes" then?
User avatar #85 to #55 - targaryren (08/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say BDMS is that "f-ed up" unless you get into the super latex whatever, dominatrix stuff
User avatar #59 to #55 - fizzor (08/04/2014) [-]
Different kinks for different people. You don't dig it, okay. Someone digs it, okay.
User avatar #58 to #55 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
>claims his fetishes are " ****** up"
>thinks BDSM is too extreme

Holy **** , are you new to this. In the world of pornography and the Internet, dig deep enough, and BDSM will seem like Level 1 to you.
User avatar #84 to #58 - noxiouspumpkin (08/04/2014) [-]
snuff...
User avatar #87 to #84 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Snuff is killing. BDSM is deriving pleasure from either being the victim or the dealer of physical harm. I've never seen BDSM where the person is killed. Snuff is mega ****** up on the scale. The scale is effectively pornhub, which is level 1, all the way to old motherless, level 99. New motherless has been regulated since there was a lot of illegal stuff hosted on that site. I saw some **** as a kid, man. Literally.
User avatar #148 to #87 - noxiouspumpkin (08/05/2014) [-]
I've heard about snuff cp circulating throughout the deep web. There are lots of terrifying things you can learn and see if you have anonymity and a few computer skills. If you download TOR you can get on a black market site and buy heroin in ten minutes. Now imagine digging even deeper into the web, if buying drugs and weapons is a simple task.
User avatar #149 to #148 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
It's scary to think what you can accomplish with a computer and an Internet connection. The professionals know every trick to avoid getting caught. I use it for patents, science documents and cat videos and FJ. It's truly horrifying to know what's out there.
User avatar #61 to #58 - manofiron (08/04/2014) [-]
I can like/dislike whatever I want. It's called having opinions. Let me re-word it. My porn tastes are ****** up, my actual sexual fetishes are quite normal.
User avatar #63 to #61 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/04/2014) [-]
what the **** are you talking about...opinions... we can't have them here...
User avatar #78 to #63 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
You have a furry fetish, just from the PP alone. Edumacate this guy.
User avatar #120 to #78 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/04/2014) [-]
I was just making a joke
User avatar #126 to #120 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
I know, but you're still a furry, so educate him on ****** up fetishes.
User avatar #130 to #126 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/04/2014) [-]
oh... I miss read what you said..

Scat and vomit are pretty much the only two fetishes I consider ****** up
User avatar #131 to #130 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
For me, anything involving feces, urine, vomit or genuine death is ****** up. I know that some amateur casting companies do that fake snuff **** where they pretend to have someone dead, but I don't find that appealing. I wouldn't say it's ****** up, but that and rape porn can lead on to some pretty bad criminals, if they take it too seriously.
#83 to #63 - Rascal (08/04/2014) [-]
But do you know what we CAN have here?

FAT BEN'S POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #106 to #61 - newforomador (08/04/2014) [-]
Your porn tastes are your fetishes. It's whatever makes you horny. What fetish(es) do you have that you consider ****** up?
User avatar #109 to #106 - manofiron (08/04/2014) [-]
It really depends on my mood, and the quality of the porn, but stuff like vore, inflation, rule 63, furry, MLP, dragons, shark girls, just to name a few.
User avatar #111 to #109 - newforomador (08/04/2014) [-]
What exactly about BDSM makes it too much for you? Most people that jack it to the stuff you said also will have gotten into BDSM by then. Also, you have good tastes in porn
User avatar #113 to #111 - manofiron (08/04/2014) [-]
The whole idea of bondage gear, and being dominated and/or hurting someone has just never appealed to me.
User avatar #114 to #113 - newforomador (08/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I can see how some wouldn't like it, despite liking stuff worse than it.
User avatar #62 to #61 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
How in the **** does that work? The porn you enjoy and find stimulating is based on your sexual fetishes. I get that you are entitled to your own opinions, everybody is, but it really isn't " ****** up" like you say. In fact, the sado-masochism fetish is actually quite prominent in quite a lot of people, more than you'd think.
#66 to #61 - Penn (08/04/2014) [-]
I'm totally agreeing with sciencexplain here. BDSM is the lowest form of a ' ****** up fetish.' You want some real ' ****** up' porn tastes you gotta dig deep.

What porn do you watch that consists of something ****** up yet no fetish is involved? "humping really hard"?
User avatar #77 to #66 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
"Like, the ones where a guy is watching them. That's messed up." -manofiron 2014
#12 - kulamia (08/04/2014) [-]
I understand a leather, perhaps even studded collar for kinky sex.But I have been informed that this is "pet play".   
   
 Please tell me this is not sexual. Why would I want a "kitten" licking my hard dick with a sandpaper tongue?
I understand a leather, perhaps even studded collar for kinky sex.But I have been informed that this is "pet play".

Please tell me this is not sexual. Why would I want a "kitten" licking my hard dick with a sandpaper tongue?
User avatar #34 to #12 - heartlessrobot (08/04/2014) [-]
It's a person pretending to be a pet.
User avatar #41 to #12 - leonhardt (08/04/2014) [-]
It's a variant of a Master/Slave thing but instead of calling them a slave you call them a pet.
User avatar #118 to #12 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh my god you aren't a troll
You're actually this dumb
#36 to #12 - eezo (08/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #12 - sinonyx (08/04/2014) [-]
christ you're an idiot
#15 to #12 - Rascal (08/04/2014) [-]
Helpful annon:
Pet play is not bestiality (Which is what your thinking, and is unfortunately a thing) it is when a person acts as a puppy/pony/kitten (Or other animal, typical pet types usually) as part of sexual play, the other taking the party of the 'master'. the master gives rules and orders and stuff like that. Punishments, rewards, and other common roleplay themes are also in there.
It can be compared to master/slave type of relationship but is said to be more loving and less about punishment 'play'.
So to sum up: No it doesn't involve actual animals, it involves people acting animal like for both sexual and non-sexual roleplay in a relationship.
Hopefully this answered your question.
#18 to #15 - undead ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
A thumb up for you annon most people dont know about Master and Slave, a good part of S&M or BDSM, thumbs for you and a good picture as well
A thumb up for you annon most people dont know about Master and Slave, a good part of S&M or BDSM, thumbs for you and a good picture as well
#60 to #18 - armorofthemaster ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
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#20 to #18 - maguitox (08/04/2014) [-]
>Freebie
>Freebie
#94 to #20 - johrny (08/04/2014) [-]
What happen?! Since when is this allowed?! My innocence! Im only 21
#134 to #94 - maguitox (08/04/2014) [-]
It is time for you to be a man
#52 to #20 - phantomfivefive (08/04/2014) [-]
Source on the gif?
#71 to #69 - phantomfivefive (08/04/2014) [-]
Link was kind of broken, but still useable, so Thanks ^_^

Also is it sad I know where your avatar pic is of?
#73 to #71 - misanthrizzle (08/04/2014) [-]
definitely not
everyone likes shota
User avatar #92 to #73 - evilpapagali (08/04/2014) [-]
I kinda want source on your avatar pic. You know, for science and stuff.
User avatar #100 to #92 - newforomador (08/04/2014) [-]
**** You need to login to view this link

If you're on google chrome, you can right click a picture and click "Search Google for this image" and it will usually bring up the entire image.
User avatar #117 to #100 - evilpapagali (08/04/2014) [-]
That wasn't what I was expecting but thanks anyways.
User avatar #121 to #117 - newforomador (08/04/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you don't know what shota means. For future reference, it's the same as loli, but with animated little boys instead of animated little girls.
User avatar #122 to #121 - evilpapagali (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh, I do know what shota means. I just thought that the one in your avatar was a woman.
#146 to #92 - misanthrizzle (08/04/2014) [-]
It's by the artist Po-Ju if you want more, but yea I guess he gave you the full pic already
#133 to #69 - undead ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
it works, you just need to copy the whole thing to have it work derp
User avatar #53 to #52 - maguitox (08/04/2014) [-]
I'm afraid I don't know, Game is Left 4 Dead though
User avatar #16 to #12 - harryboom (08/04/2014) [-]
well you see, when you put the collar on a human and pretend they're a cat, it doesn't actually change them into a cat
User avatar #32 to #16 - fakefalsofake (08/04/2014) [-]
You broke my dreams.
User avatar #72 to #16 - anonymoose (08/04/2014) [-]
Yet.
User avatar #70 to #16 - DaBullshiter (08/04/2014) [-]
He essentially typed that **** out for you.
User avatar #105 - yourdadsdad (08/04/2014) [-]
I didn't know pet play was a thing before this.
**** that's hot.
User avatar #50 - alekksandar (08/04/2014) [-]
Unrelated, but in Team Fortress Classic lingo, "kitten" is a slang for a retard.
#49 - kamehamedump (08/04/2014) [-]
BDSM
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