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#68113 - mllerayael
Reply +3
(02/09/2013) [-]
Hi :) how are you all today?
Since the world just seems full of assholes and stories that make you see the shit side of humanity anyone have anything nice to say about the world?
#68121 to #68113 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
I don't have anything to say about the world, but I do have this.
I don't have anything to say about the world, but I do have this.
#68128 to #68121 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
i really want a raccoon now!
#68132 to #68128 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
There was an Animal Planet program about a guy who saved a baby raccoon and raised it in his own home. As soon as it became an adolescent it started tearing shit up in his house and ruining his walls and furniture. He decided that it was best to leave him back in the woods since it would further damage his home, so he drove about a few miles out and let him go. It was hard for him because he developed an emotional bond with the animal, but it was necessary.

A few days later, he noticed new holes in his cabinets and he saw the same raccoon running around his kitchen. Every time that he would kick it out, it would return. It was hilarious and kinda sad at the same time.
#68134 to #68132 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
yea talk about tough :) i suppose its either kick him out or castrate him lol funny how its ok to do that to a dog or cat but not a raccoon..
#68126 to #68121 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
the adorableness is too much
#68131 to #68126 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
You might like this one, too.
You might like this one, too.
#68135 to #68131 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
slightly gross pugs are really ugly :S
#68138 to #68135 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Guess I've made a mistake!
#68139 to #68138 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
this however.....
#68140 to #68139 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
It's almost as happy as this snake!
#68141 to #68140 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
or as cute as this wee owl XD
#68142 to #68141 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
It's so fuckin' tiny!   
   
I hear owls make good breakfast.
It's so fuckin' tiny!

I hear owls make good breakfast.
#68144 to #68142 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
i`m not sure if this is cute or creepy lol
i did not know that
#68145 to #68144 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
It's creepy until they're a few weeks old. The same goes for human babies.

I was kidding :D
#68146 to #68145 - mllerayael
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
i was gorgeous i`ll have you know lol
well now i dont know what to believe and may try owl for breakfast :P
#68148 to #68146 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
I have no trouble believing that :)

Let me know if you find any!
#68149 to #68148 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
oh you lol
those noisey fuckers ;) are all over Scotland
#68164 to #68149 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
I would gladly not give my arm and leg, but I will take them off a person that's not using them.
#68165 to #68164 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
who`s not using their arm and leg? they would have to have a pretty serious condition and people might look down on amputating someone who is already handicapped lol
#68180 to #68165 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Did I forget to mention that this person will not have a choice? MWAHAHA

It's ok, I'll use the Kool-aid man's arms and legs.
#68197 to #68180 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
yey! monkey brains how posh XD
#68150 to #68149 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
I hear one every once in a while. Don't really know what to think of them. I know one is called a barn owl. If it's in a barn (which I doubt), it can be eaten.
#68151 to #68150 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
pretty much anything can be eaten when you think about it a butchers near here sells ostrich which i`m not too sure about lol
#68152 to #68151 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
That reminds me of an episode of It's Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank walks in on his roommate and friend eating his steaks. He was pretty angry, so he convinced them that it was human meat. They were skeptical and a little unsure, so they went buying different meats from different animals to see which one resembled the taste of "human" meat. They went into an Chinese butcher shop and were not sure what different meats they. One of the butchers overheard them and told them they sold monkey.
#68154 to #68152 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
gross imagine trying monkey brains like you get in india D:
#68160 to #68154 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
If monkey brains cost an arm and a leg, I expect a monkey arm and a monkey leg as well!
#68161 to #68160 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
would you try and replace your own with them?
#68157 to #68154 - smashingprodigy
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(02/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how much that would sell for here in the U.S.
#68159 to #68157 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
pretty sure you can get it at the restaurants that actually import stuff from all over the world and costs an arm and a leg lol
#68120 to #68113 - ljxjlos
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Denmark is pretty cool, you just can´t hate the world, when you´re in Denmark.Other than that, you´re right, the world is a pretty shitty place...
#68118 to #68113 - Timmietim
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Amsterdam is pretty ok
#68119 to #68118 - mllerayael
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(02/09/2013) [-]
it is beautiful there :) and my kind of place lol
#68123 to #68119 - Timmietim
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Beautiful depends on what part a lot :P
#68124 to #68123 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
mainly the parks and by the river :)
#68125 to #68124 - Timmietim
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Vondelpark is pretty good.
#68127 to #68125 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
yea thats the one i was thinking of just couldnt remember it`s name we spent a wee while in that park was very relaxing after how full the streets were
#68129 to #68127 - Timmietim
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Ah. I sometimes bike through it to go to school.
#68130 to #68129 - mllerayael
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(02/10/2013) [-]
was very very strange to see prostitutes though
#68133 to #68130 - Timmietim
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah it is pretty weird.
#68117 to #68113 - yunouppercase
Reply 0
(02/09/2013) [-]
it's not the word's fault i guess.

maybe it has some teenager problems.
#68115 to #68113 - alexanderburns
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(02/09/2013) [-]
The world has Canada.
The world is great.
#68116 to #68115 - mllerayael
Reply 0
(02/09/2013) [-]
lol i like it :D