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#43082 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
Ask a guy who woke up to a break up message anything :)
Ask a guy who woke up to a break up message anything :)
#43196 to #43082 - contaminatedwin
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(09/11/2012) [-]
What is the distance from my laptop to the nearest gas station?
#43249 to #43196 - turlough
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(09/12/2012) [-]
5 miles :)
#43099 to #43082 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
How how was she?

also pics or it didn't happen
#43102 to #43099 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
tempted to post pics but then it'd be tracked to my facebook account using tinybot or what ever that image search bot is :)
#43103 to #43102 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
This is /b/ dude also pr0n

no offense
#43104 to #43103 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
isn't*
you saw nothing
#43105 to #43104 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
Nah not that kind of dumbass she may have been mean but hell she made sure to leave no picture traces behind and also I respect her as a good sandwich maker
#43112 to #43105 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
So.. how about them pictures

do it or I will rape your very being while doing the face my avatar is
#43114 to #43112 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
Oh you know it's not rape if you like it and I'll be doing this face the whole time
Oh you know it's not rape if you like it and I'll be doing this face the whole time
#43115 to #43114 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
Then I shall be doing this face, not gonna break eye contact   
   
Just post them already, you are op, you must deliver!
Then I shall be doing this face, not gonna break eye contact

Just post them already, you are op, you must deliver!
#43117 to #43115 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
I never said I was gonna post pics ha, What my face will be like the whole time as a polymorph of Ms.Parker
#43118 to #43117 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
I'm not into beastiality, you can keep your anal virginity
#43119 to #43118 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
Who ever said it wasn't your anus to be pounded ?
#43120 to #43119 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
Because horses don't get a choice here
#43122 to #43120 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
I said I was a polymorph that doesn't mean I am a horse simply a creature similar in many ways to one just my specie's penis's account for more than half of our bodily mass , I am 6 foot 2 in height
#43123 to #43122 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
Good talk to you..I'm gonna leave before I get raped by a horse
#43125 to #43123 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
Don't think you can escape so fast, we may have had a nice chat but physically we aren't over this little talk of ours
Don't think you can escape so fast, we may have had a nice chat but physically we aren't over this little talk of ours
#43129 to #43125 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
But daddy, I poo from there
#43130 to #43129 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
This is what shall fit in there when i am done with you
This is what shall fit in there when i am done with you
#43131 to #43130 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
Dude off topic, Found a thread on /b/ where op is a girl and she is delivering, want a link?
#43134 to #43131 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
LINK !!!!!!
#43132 to #43131 - turlough
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(09/11/2012) [-]
Hell yes ! O_O

maxed my 5 thumbs per user on you but I'll give you 5 more tomorrow :)
#43193 to #43132 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
404 as I copied it :/ sorry bro
#43106 to #43105 - stayoutofmyshed
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(09/11/2012) [-]
>Good sandwich maker

I laughed harder then I should've
#43090 to #43082 - fuckdisshit
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(09/11/2012) [-]
are you gonna miss your boyfriend?