destroy your brothers bedroom door then, its not like he - #51218088 added by KayThanxBye at Social Board

#3630 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

18/f/nz

anymore kiwis lurking on here?

(me in the front)

#28560 to #3630 - fatemah

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(07/09/2012)[-]

i know you :O
your in auckland right?

#28652 to #28560 - KayThanxBye

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(07/09/2012)[-]

lolwut? how do you know me?? yes i am from auckland

<mfw people on the internet know me

#3644 to #3630 - zombiejew

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(05/09/2012)[-]

#3658 to #3644 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

i dont get it...

#3661 to #3658 - zombiejew

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(05/09/2012)[-]

They look like Jay and Silent Bob.

#3665 to #3661 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

except jay and silent bob dont have tits... well im pretty sure silent bob does but theyre moobs and it doesnt count

#3699 to #3665 - anthonyh

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(05/09/2012)[-]

I don't see any tits in the other picture either.

#3711 to #3699 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

good observation

#3667 to #3665 - zombiejew

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(05/09/2012)[-]

The beanies, gosh.

#3689 to #3667 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

haha oh i see it now. hahaha?

#3694 to #3689 - zombiejew

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(05/09/2012)[-]

We got the red thumbs.

#3697 to #3694 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

i dont really care about thumbs, but i like it when i get positive ones. boosts my ego just a little

#3706 to #3697 - zombiejew

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(05/09/2012)[-]

When people thumb my comments i'm like,
<-----------------

#3727 to #3706 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

i can see how gangsta youare. what about when red thumbs?

<-- what i tell myself when i get green

#3736 to #3727 - zombiejew

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(05/09/2012)[-]

I'm like

#3741 to #3736 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

hold back the rage my bro, hold back the rage

<mfw

#3749 to #3741 - zombiejew

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(05/09/2012)[-]

I can't do that, i get filled with unbridled rage.

#3758 to #3749 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

destroy your brothers bedroom door then, its not like he needs it

#3764 to #3758 - zombiejew

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(05/09/2012)[-]

I'll get stabbed.

#3801 to #3764 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

rape a duck??

#3806 to #3801 - zombiejew

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(05/09/2012)[-]

WHAT.

#3818 to #3806 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

i ran out of ideas. sorry.

so sorry

#3823 to #3818 - zombiejew

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(05/09/2012)[-]

F***, my eyes, my eyes....

#3634 to #3630 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

#3642 to #3634 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

fok you foz

#3650 to #3642 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

#3654 to #3650 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

aww shit, cant wait for that to get rolled

#3797 to #3654 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

Couldn't reply to your other comment so i will to this one haha and shes like 4 i think.

#3809 to #3797 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

reply limit reached... what a win!

ah shes only young, when she gets to primary school she'll get the fright of her life

#3813 to #3809 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

im sorry i didnt know you were from the uk, i know kids start at 4 there i spent 3 months there and the neighbours 4 year old told me all about his school time antics

#3843 to #3813 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

Good job i checked this because you replied to yourself so i didn't get an alert xD. and i have never met a kid who is even bearable....tbh i find it hard to meet anyone thats bearable but thats probably due to me being a judgmental asshole haha

#3846 to #3843 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

ah damn, i should really learn to double check things haha. i like that you admit that, not alot of people would, so now you can say you're an honest judgemental asshole xD
im too soft for my own good i reckon, i cant help it though i was bought up to be nice to everyone all the time

#3850 to #3846 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

Im nice to people but i will still hate them, if i hate a person i wont go out of my way to be mean to them or anything because as well as being a judgmental asshole im also a lazy fucker (arn't i such a catch) and being mean to people takes too much effort.

#3855 to #3850 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

hear hear, thats why i like to be on the internet, plenty of thinking time if you have something to say to one of the disrespectful pricks on here, without looking like a tool.

such a catch

#3861 to #3855 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

I just don't like confrontation or arguing or anything because i can say really nasty shit but then instantly feel guilty about it and then my scumbag brain makes me feel like the jackass.

#3866 to #3861 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

'tis nice to know you have a conscience. C:

#3873 to #3866 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

Some call it a conscience....I call it a annoyance.

#3892 to #3873 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

so ignore it. its all in your head anyway, who says you cant suppress a conscience (or an annoyance)

#3897 to #3892 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

Im already suppressing too many voices...haha

#3907 to #3897 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

SMOKE WEED! lol its how i stay sane after a full day of stomach churning niceness. really, i shit you not haha

#3911 to #3907 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

I tried weed for the first time a couple of weeks ago and i took 5 huge hits from a bong...and didnt get high :/ but my brother who has been smoking it since he was 13 (is now 25) started feeling high after 2 hits....I was disappoint :/

#3935 to #3911 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

interesting... did you hold it in? i know it doesnt do much but it suffocates you slightly and gets as much THC out of the smoke as possible. if not then your brothers got a low resistance and it may have been shitty weed

#3941 to #3935 - Faz

(05/10/2012)[-]

I did hold it in, i felt the burning in my lungs and i coughed like a mother fucker haha but i just didn't feel anything...well until i was about to go to sleep after just watching a scary tv show with creepy ass dolls that move. when i closed my eyes i saw like 1000 screaming doll faces and was like....well fuck.

#3810 to #3809 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

Shes already at primary school, in the UK you start at 4.

#3967 to #3810 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

line cap reached.
haha oh damn, it might have just been really shitty weed

#3971 to #3967 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

But if my brother got high off it and hes been smoking it for 12 years now? If it was crap my brother would have noticed that it was wouldnt he?

#3979 to #3971 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

he might have so much thc in his system that even crappy weed gets him high. i love how tolerance works, it can either screw you over by making you need more or it can be awesome and make you need less. thankfully i am the latter. did he smoke different weed to you or was it all the same stuff?

#3981 to #3979 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

Was the same weed packed in the bong, i took the first hit then he took the second using the same bit and each time i took a hit it was freshly packed again.

#3984 to #3981 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

well im stumped, maybe weed just isnt your drug. you should learn how to extract DMT from grass and take that. it will blow your mind

#3985 to #3984 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

Or i can start pasting hahahaha

#4283 to #3985 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

haha i dont get that at all. but hey, at least your nipples will be minty fresh!

#4524 to #4283 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

Its just a joke to get lots of people to put tooth paste on their nipples and look stupid xD

#4525 to #4524 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

well its working haha, is there really people who believe that?

#4526 to #4525 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

Yeah, i believe it at first...until i saw a video of a guy showing how to do it then i knew it was fake.

#4885 to #4526 - KayThanxBye

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(05/10/2012)[-]

theres a video tutorial on how to rub toothpaste onto your nipples... now ive heard everything haha. atleast its not jenkem though

#4887 to #4885 - Faz

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(05/10/2012)[-]

jenkem?

#4892 to #4887 - KayThanxBye

(05/10/2012)[-]

in south africa they like jenkem. basically the fumes given off by human waste

#3657 to #3654 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

Cant wait for any of these to be rolled haha.

#3660 to #3657 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

i like what you did with my nose in the 2nd one. well done haha

#3666 to #3660 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

I have no idea what you mean i didnt edit your nose....hahah

#3690 to #3666 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

no no not at all! you just tweaked it a little

#3693 to #3690 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

I was joking haha obv your nose isn't that big :)

#3701 to #3693 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

i know i was playing along with the joke like a good person haha :)

#3710 to #3701 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

Well dont i feel like an idiot now :(

#3715 to #3710 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

not an idiot, simply misunderstood. idiots dont exist

#3722 to #3715 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

You have obviously never met my friends.

#3734 to #3722 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

haha obviously not, i did work in a school for a while so that may have de-sensitized me a bit

#3743 to #3734 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

If i worked in a school...lets just say a lot of kids would think the capital of Australia is Cocksburg.

#3747 to #3743 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

it isnt!? no wonder i failed geography....

mate, its so much fun kids do some of the randomest shit sometimes

#3748 to #3747 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

I just hate kids tbh, after my little cousin who its the hugest fucker ever i just don't like all kids now.

#3763 to #3748 - KayThanxBye

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(05/09/2012)[-]

jesus christ what did he do to make you hate kids so much

#3774 to #3763 - Faz

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(05/09/2012)[-]

She* and she has tantrums all the time, always punches/kicks me and when told to stop she doesn't. She never does as shes told and the most annoying thing is that she will cry over anything and her cry is so infuriating it goes right through me.

#3792 to #3774 - KayThanxBye

(05/09/2012)[-]

damn she sounds like a right bitch, my step sister was like that. doesnt mean all kids are like that though and normally if you're not related to them they're angels.
how old is she?