i know you :O
your in auckland right?

lolwut? how do you know me?? yes i am from auckland


<mfw people on the internet know me

i dont get it...

They look like Jay and Silent Bob.

except jay and silent bob dont have tits... well im pretty sure silent bob does but theyre moobs and it doesnt count

I don't see any tits in the other picture either.

good observation

The beanies, gosh.

haha oh i see it now. hahaha?

We got the red thumbs.

i dont really care about thumbs, but i like it when i get positive ones. boosts my ego just a little

When people thumb my comments i'm like,
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i can see how gangsta youare. what about when red thumbs?


<-- what i tell myself when i get green

I'm like

hold back the rage my bro, hold back the rage


<mfw

I can't do that, i get filled with unbridled rage.

I'll get stabbed.

rape a duck??

WHAT.

i ran out of ideas. sorry.



so sorry

F***, my eyes, my eyes....

fok you foz

aww shit, cant wait for that to get rolled

Couldn't reply to your other comment so i will to this one haha and shes like 4 i think.

reply limit reached... what a win!

ah shes only young, when she gets to primary school she'll get the fright of her life

im sorry i didnt know you were from the uk, i know kids start at 4 there i spent 3 months there and the neighbours 4 year old told me all about his school time antics

Good job i checked this because you replied to yourself so i didn't get an alert xD. and i have never met a kid who is even bearable....tbh i find it hard to meet anyone thats bearable but thats probably due to me being a judgmental asshole haha

ah damn, i should really learn to double check things haha. i like that you admit that, not alot of people would, so now you can say you're an honest judgemental asshole xD
im too soft for my own good i reckon, i cant help it though i was bought up to be nice to everyone all the time

Im nice to people but i will still hate them, if i hate a person i wont go out of my way to be mean to them or anything because as well as being a judgmental asshole im also a lazy fucker (arn't i such a catch) and being mean to people takes too much effort.

hear hear, thats why i like to be on the internet, plenty of thinking time if you have something to say to one of the disrespectful pricks on here, without looking like a tool.

such a catch

I just don't like confrontation or arguing or anything because i can say really nasty shit but then instantly feel guilty about it and then my scumbag brain makes me feel like the jackass.

'tis nice to know you have a conscience. C:

Some call it a conscience....I call it a annoyance.

so ignore it. its all in your head anyway, who says you cant suppress a conscience (or an annoyance)

Im already suppressing too many voices...haha

SMOKE WEED! lol its how i stay sane after a full day of stomach churning niceness. really, i shit you not haha

I tried weed for the first time a couple of weeks ago and i took 5 huge hits from a bong...and didnt get high :/ but my brother who has been smoking it since he was 13 (is now 25) started feeling high after 2 hits....I was disappoint :/

interesting... did you hold it in? i know it doesnt do much but it suffocates you slightly and gets as much THC out of the smoke as possible. if not then your brothers got a low resistance and it may have been shitty weed

I did hold it in, i felt the burning in my lungs and i coughed like a mother fucker haha but i just didn't feel anything...well until i was about to go to sleep after just watching a scary tv show with creepy ass dolls that move. when i closed my eyes i saw like 1000 screaming doll faces and was like....well fuck.

Shes already at primary school, in the UK you start at 4.

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haha oh damn, it might have just been really shitty weed

But if my brother got high off it and hes been smoking it for 12 years now? If it was crap my brother would have noticed that it was wouldnt he?

he might have so much thc in his system that even crappy weed gets him high. i love how tolerance works, it can either screw you over by making you need more or it can be awesome and make you need less. thankfully i am the latter. did he smoke different weed to you or was it all the same stuff?

Was the same weed packed in the bong, i took the first hit then he took the second using the same bit and each time i took a hit it was freshly packed again.

well im stumped, maybe weed just isnt your drug. you should learn how to extract DMT from grass and take that. it will blow your mind

Or i can start pasting hahahaha

haha i dont get that at all. but hey, at least your nipples will be minty fresh!

Its just a joke to get lots of people to put tooth paste on their nipples and look stupid xD

well its working haha, is there really people who believe that?

Yeah, i believe it at first...until i saw a video of a guy showing how to do it then i knew it was fake.

theres a video tutorial on how to rub toothpaste onto your nipples... now ive heard everything haha. atleast its not jenkem though

jenkem?

in south africa they like jenkem. basically the fumes given off by human waste

Cant wait for any of these to be rolled haha.

i like what you did with my nose in the 2nd one. well done haha

I have no idea what you mean i didnt edit your nose....hahah

no no not at all! you just tweaked it a little

I was joking haha obv your nose isn't that big :)

i know i was playing along with the joke like a good person haha :)

Well dont i feel like an idiot now :(

not an idiot, simply misunderstood. idiots dont exist

You have obviously never met my friends.

haha obviously not, i did work in a school for a while so that may have de-sensitized me a bit

If i worked in a school...lets just say a lot of kids would think the capital of Australia is Cocksburg.

it isnt!? no wonder i failed geography....

mate, its so much fun kids do some of the randomest shit sometimes

I just hate kids tbh, after my little cousin who its the hugest fucker ever i just don't like all kids now.

jesus christ what did he do to make you hate kids so much

She* and she has tantrums all the time, always punches/kicks me and when told to stop she doesn't. She never does as shes told and the most annoying thing is that she will cry over anything and her cry is so infuriating it goes right through me.