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#35297 - stizz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #35395 to #35297 - indiaan (08/01/2012) [-]
If I were to ever get in such a situation I'd potentially have everything in this world, so the only thing I could wish for is death. Sad right? Live is not worth it when stuff's just handed to you
User avatar #35349 to #35297 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (08/01/2012) [-]
1. Date the girl I like
2. Pokemon are real
3. I had a Klondike Bar
User avatar #35347 to #35297 - pottslande (08/01/2012) [-]
1) More genies.
User avatar #35346 to #35297 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
but if you have 1.)

don't you already have the rest?
User avatar #35342 to #35297 - awesomenessdefined (08/01/2012) [-]
1) All the Powers of Professor X
2) Be a Jumper
3) A reaction time and reflexes equal to the Flash's
#35334 to #35297 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
1. Telekinesis, like the Chronicle kind where I can fly and shit

2. Ability to determine the outcome of scenarios so I could live my life the way I want

3. Make me (and 14 other people around my age) have a Starter Pokemon, only I get first choice... and I pick Mudkip since it'll eventually become a motherfuckin' Swampert
User avatar #35330 to #35297 - demonicchimera (08/01/2012) [-]
1) To find my soulmate.
2) For me to live in the world of Pokemon
3) To be able to understand people and their emotions.
User avatar #35327 to #35297 - karotin (08/01/2012) [-]
to get dragon balls
to have super powers
infinite food
User avatar #35312 to #35297 - gmarrox ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
1) To have exactly the amount of money needed for a transaction in my pocket at any given time.
2) The ability to travel through time and space
3) The ability to shoot lightning at people.
#35343 to #35312 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
you look like the Doctor, so no need for your second wish
#35335 to #35312 - loveyameanish (08/01/2012) [-]
Travelling through time and space... Just like... MATT SMITH? ;)
#35355 to #35335 - gmarrox ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ASHLEY. Do you stalk me on Social just to point out at every opportunity that I apparently look like Matt Smith to you?
#35763 to #35355 - loveyameanish (08/02/2012) [-]
Yes, and you FUCKING. LOVE. EVERY. SECOND.
Yes, and you FUCKING. LOVE. EVERY. SECOND.
User avatar #35305 to #35297 - Noah (08/01/2012) [-]
To be good looking
To be perfectly healthy
To be content with life
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