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#121385 - lame
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Anyone here from alabama and like to smoke? I just want someone who to smoke with? Hit me up on kik

undeadcletus

And also sorry for the shitty pic quality
#121386 to #121385 - brackgrapple ONLINE
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(22 hours ago) [-]
What brand of oregano is that?
#121384 - stephyteddy ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/27/2016) [-]
Just lost my job the other day.
I was in training, two weeks in. And they just dropped me. When I asked if it was something I did, all they said was "just didn't seem like a good fit." I called them up later to ask questions about turning in my uniforms and badge, but I also asked them again if there was something I did and if I can improve on it for future employers. The guy on the phone said "Well, it wasn't anything you did. We went through and decided on who we wanted to keep and who we were going to drop."

Basically, they hire a bunch of people in groups of 6 or more. After a week or so they keep the best 2-3 candidates and lay-off the rest.
Luckily I recorded the phonecall, because it just sounded so unethical and unbelievable that they would do that. So I had my boyfriend listen to it.

I left my other job for this new job. And they didn't even tell us that they were going to drop a bunch of us and only keep the best candidates. I'm devastated right now. I have rent to worry about, I already enrolled for my classes and paid for them, and I'm so embarrassed about it all. People were really happy for me. Idk what to do.
I'm applying for jobs right and left. And on monday I'm going to talk to my old boss and see if I can come back. But from what I take, they're pretty full right now.
#121383 - kunchuma
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(08/27/2016) [-]
how long would it take to learn a language while living in the country? Like if i move to germany, without knowing any german, how long would it take to get used to it and learn the fundamentals?
#121382 - masterreposter
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(08/26/2016) [-]
What magic/super power would you Want? If I could cheat, the power to give me as many powers as I want. Otherwise I would pick flight so I won't need a car and insurance, invisibility or mind control with the option that they don't remember nor know what they're doing
#121378 - sonicsyndicate
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(08/26/2016) [-]
Anyone want a part time job? I'm hiring.
The only thing is that it's night shift but it's only for 2 hours but it's terrible boring I'd imagine.
I'm paying 40 a job for anyone willing.
The job includes but is not limited to ,driving to my home at 2 am ,bringing brass knuckles ,knocking me the fuck out so I can wake up at 8 in the morning. Anyone down?
#121377 - babyreff ONLINE
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(08/26/2016) [-]
Funny Junker Looking for a Fellow Funny Junker!
Might as well throw in some luck here to see what is possible!

-23/M/USA
-In the Military
-Gamer/Hockey Player
-Worked EMT/Firefighting before Military
-Volunteer Virginia Beach Firefighting & EMS
-Coach Kids Hockey/Lacrosse
#121376 - glasswall
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(08/26/2016) [-]
Hello, looking for spanish funnyjunkers to talk to, maybe play Hearthstone/LoL/WoW.
Holap, busco funnyjunkers espaƱoles para hablar, o incluso jugar a los juegos arriba mencionados, aunque estoy abierto a sugerencias.
#121375 - charlienash
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(08/25/2016) [-]
based poland
rip isis
ISIS pastwo islamskie
#121373 - whitechino
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(08/25/2016) [-]
For the love of our lord, and admin. Can we please get a stoner board? You got mother fucking ponies, literally, ponies fucking mothers and I can't get a board to get a video how to get a better high or post some good weed.
#121379 to #121373 - sonicsyndicate
Reply 0
(08/26/2016) [-]
How to get a better high
Step one : Buy some dank pot
Step two : Buy dank paraphernalia
Step three : Smoke aforementioned dank pot
Step four : Rent helicopter and fly up to 10,000ft
Step five : Kill yourself
Enjoy!
#121380 to #121379 - whitechino
Reply 0
(08/26/2016) [-]
Not everyone thinks like you, that's why there's a happy board.
#121381 to #121380 - sonicsyndicate
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(08/26/2016) [-]
My happy board has a nail in it and says swing me on it
It's like a Wii remote without a tether it's fun
#121372 - anonnumthreeseven
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