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#117890 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
#117889 - rezmorto (11 hours ago) [-]
Hey Funnyjunk, you don't know me but I've browsed this site for the last 4-5 years. I've never really asked for anything before from you guys, but i understand the power of the internet and what can happen when people support a cause.

Today I would like to ask that you take the time to look over my friends facebook page. I know you guys can do terrible things, but he's trying to become a writer in the film industry and every like helps.

Please only like if you absolutely enjoyed the video, and please refrain from shit spamming his wall. I trust you guys, and i know you guys support legitimate causes and not cries for thumbs. With your guy's help you could jump start his career.

Thank you FunnyJunk,
Rezmorto

www.facebook.com/Darkpoetentertainment
User avatar #117891 to #117889 - enjoigiggity (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm guessing the video was "Stranger", yes? I fucking loved it, I hope your friend makes the cut so I can see more of that
#117893 to #117891 - rezmorto (4 hours ago) [-]
give it a like and spread the word. The goal's to make it explode
#117894 to #117893 - rezmorto (3 hours ago) [-]
honest likes, only with people who truly appreciate cinema.
User avatar #117884 - chosenonex (01/31/2015) [-]
How do I join the FJ minecraft server again?
User avatar #117887 to #117884 - dusters ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
funnyjunk.com/minecraft

this is what I found
User avatar #117892 to #117887 - chosenonex (4 hours ago) [-]
i tried doing that but it won't let me connect. do you know what version of minecraft the server is on?
User avatar #117875 - Izen (01/30/2015) [-]
This is a gofundme page for Monty Oum
IF you watch Red vs blue, RWBY, or any animated anything out of Rooster Teeth, he's the lead animator
please check it out and donate if you can

http://www.gofundme (DOT) com/MontyandSheena
User avatar #117876 to #117875 - gmarrox (01/30/2015) [-]
I support him but am too lazy to look copy and paste link. Synopsis pls.
User avatar #117877 to #117876 - Izen (01/30/2015) [-]
some sort of random medical emergency
now he is in critical care and they aren't sure if he's going to survive
no details as to what happened
User avatar #117878 to #117877 - gmarrox (01/30/2015) [-]
This is sad. Will donate once paid.
User avatar #117879 to #117878 - Izen (01/30/2015) [-]
good shit man
or even just spread it
#117874 - istrollid (01/30/2015) [-]
join the stoner board www.funnyjunk.com/hobby/
#117843 - groovyalpaca (01/30/2015) [-]
Today was my birthday so I got this. It's on my wrist. Not sure why it's sideways.
Anyway, what do you guys think?
User avatar #117880 to #117843 - gmarrox (01/30/2015) [-]
Yep that sure is a tattoo alright.
User avatar #117846 to #117843 - plataeiou (01/30/2015) [-]
Is nice!
#117845 to #117843 - anonymous (01/30/2015) [-]
pleb shit tbh
User avatar #117848 to #117845 - groovyalpaca (01/30/2015) [-]
Your mom.
User avatar #117844 to #117843 - alexanderburns (01/30/2015) [-]
I would fuck you
User avatar #117849 to #117844 - groovyalpaca (01/30/2015) [-]
Thanks, babe.
#117833 - mrcrocodile (01/29/2015) [-]
would you fuck me?
User avatar #117837 to #117833 - enjoigiggity (01/29/2015) [-]
I'd fuck you, no homo though
#117834 to #117833 - mrcrocodile (01/29/2015) [-]
I would fuck me
User avatar #117839 to #117835 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
I have that same shirt.


Hold on.
#117840 to #117839 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
It's a lot brighter then I remember.


I'm not good at making a sexual face
User avatar #117858 to #117857 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Oh my god this is amazing g.
User avatar #117842 to #117840 - mrcrocodile (01/30/2015) [-]
nether am I
User avatar #117828 - amazinggamer (01/29/2015) [-]
So this is kind of a stupid question, but for everyone living outside of the U.S., in your schools, is there an American History class? This is high school and college. I was just wondering after I got out of my history of medieval Europe class.
User avatar #117885 to #117828 - dhremdt (18 hours ago) [-]
American History class? No. But we talk about how the US was formed, the wars (including WWI and WWII) you had and a bit of politics and that's pretty much it. We would've learned about the US medieval history, but you don't have such an in depth history.
User avatar #117838 to #117828 - enjoigiggity (01/29/2015) [-]
There's a bit, not too much though. In Ireland, we really just learn about Irish/European history
User avatar #117862 to #117838 - loveyameanish (01/30/2015) [-]
Nigga where in Ireland are you from?
User avatar #117863 to #117862 - enjoigiggity (01/30/2015) [-]
Waterford buddy
User avatar #117864 to #117863 - loveyameanish (01/30/2015) [-]
Lol is it Tramore? Every 90's Irish family's holiday destination lol
User avatar #117865 to #117864 - enjoigiggity (01/30/2015) [-]
Nah, I live in the town itself. What parts are you from?
User avatar #117868 to #117867 - loveyameanish (01/30/2015) [-]
Lol wow rood
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User avatar #117869 to #117868 - enjoigiggity (01/30/2015) [-]
Haha I'm only joking anyway, seems a lot of the Irish people on this site are from Dublin
User avatar #117871 to #117869 - loveyameanish (01/30/2015) [-]
Not necessarily, TheseChocodiles is from Belfast and BrayBoy is from, well, Bray believe it or not lol
User avatar #117872 to #117871 - enjoigiggity (01/30/2015) [-]
BrayBoy is from Bray? Mindblowing! Haha. Ah well I know there's going to be users from other counties, but a good few are from Dublin. posttwo is, ain't that right babes?
User avatar #117873 to #117872 - posttwo (01/30/2015) [-]
Yes Im dublin hi
User avatar #117836 to #117828 - TheseChocodiles (01/29/2015) [-]
we probably learnt some shit but I can't remember.
User avatar #117831 to #117828 - loveyameanish (01/29/2015) [-]
In Irish secondary schools we're taught American history, but there is no specific class for just that. We just have history class and we're taught a bit of everything in it.
User avatar #117830 to #117828 - mrcrocodile (01/29/2015) [-]
as a Canadian, there is just history, we don't focus on anyone in hopes to offend no one
sorry
User avatar #117829 to #117828 - dusters ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
In France we study it yeah, well it's just history really we don't have a class called "American History". I recall it to be somewhat anti-american too but that might have been my teacher.

Currently I have american civilisation in university as well, but it's more centered around politics and political context rather than pure factual history.
#117827 - thereasonableperso (01/29/2015) [-]
I wanna masturbate but my stomachs hurts because I ate too much cake. Fuck myliiife.
User avatar #117832 to #117827 - loveyameanish (01/29/2015) [-]
Make a poops.
User avatar #117813 - enjoigiggity (01/29/2015) [-]
C'mon guys, let's be social. What's everyone doing today/tonight?
User avatar #117881 to #117813 - gmarrox (01/30/2015) [-]
At the momemnt I am very drunk and I just started smoking as I sat down but anyway I'm probably just gonna long board around my campus because I have cabin fever from sitting in my room.
User avatar #117817 to #117813 - loveyameanish (01/29/2015) [-]
Replaying The Last Of Us because it's too cold outside for life.
User avatar #117823 to #117817 - enjoigiggity (01/29/2015) [-]
I still need to get that game also, it's too outsidey for outside life
User avatar #117824 to #117823 - loveyameanish (01/29/2015) [-]
I really like it a lot. The story is so great. Only shit thing is it's JUST the main storyline, there are no side missions or anything. It would be the prettiest game in the world to be able to free roam but you can't stray from the game's path in the slightest it's a bit annoying, but I love it anyway.
User avatar #117825 to #117824 - enjoigiggity (01/29/2015) [-]
Really? That sounds like it kind of sucks.. But hey, if the storyline is still very good, I wanna play that shit
User avatar #117826 to #117825 - loveyameanish (01/29/2015) [-]
I think the story itself is really amazing, but the fact that once you've finished the main story all there is to do is replay it kinda kills me.
User avatar #117815 to #117813 - TheseChocodiles (01/29/2015) [-]
right now im so hungover that i drank water and threw it up, ive only ever thrown up hungover once before
im slanting side ways in my bed and two minutes ago i said sorry out loud and i dont know why
User avatar #117822 to #117815 - enjoigiggity (01/29/2015) [-]
Been there a couple of weeks ago, haven't been able to drink since it was so bad
User avatar #117816 to #117815 - loveyameanish (01/29/2015) [-]
I'm loling that's so good.
User avatar #117818 to #117816 - TheseChocodiles (01/29/2015) [-]
i went to the shop and got a sandwich and just sat and ate it, like heavy wheezing and shit
there was a point while eating the sandwich where i genuinely wondered if i was depressed, like if this was depression

its not im just so hungover lol
User avatar #117819 to #117818 - loveyameanish (01/29/2015) [-]
I've been there before. Sitting at the edge of my bed, bucket in front of me, slowly eating a breadstick, hating life. Took me about 25 minutes to eat a single breadstick lol I think straight afterwards I went onto the chat and Percy was on cam and I just kind of sat there looking at Percy playing lol like a faggot and had no energy to type anything lol
User avatar #117820 to #117819 - TheseChocodiles (01/29/2015) [-]
hahahahaha thats very good
User avatar #117814 to #117813 - iamostrich (01/29/2015) [-]
finally downloading some great TV

Bob Ross FTW yo
User avatar #117821 to #117814 - enjoigiggity (01/29/2015) [-]
You can download tv's now? Wow, what a time to be alive
User avatar #117800 - dancininseptember (01/28/2015) [-]
are there any girls on this board that want to share nudes
add me on snapchat
horny4pussyxox
User avatar #117801 to #117800 - TheseChocodiles (01/28/2015) [-]
finally a REAL man
#117796 - logickid (01/28/2015) [-]
So a guy on Youtube I really liked died of leukemia, his GF tweeted it, I really really liked his videos, everything about him, and the ironic thing is, he made a post not so long before he died about people getting all worked up about him being dead, you guys probably seen it before, guy on Youtube upload for a bit, people in comments go full on retard... Ugh, if there's an afterlife, I hope it's good.
#117793 - flingwing (01/27/2015) [-]
my snapchat is vaticvigilante7 add me and send n00ds
my snapchat is vaticvigilante7 add me and send n00ds
User avatar #117852 to #117793 - birdss (01/30/2015) [-]
oh you still exist as well. great comeback darlin
User avatar #117805 to #117793 - loveyameanish (01/28/2015) [-]
Wow cool flingwing is back cool
User avatar #117803 to #117793 - TheseChocodiles (01/28/2015) [-]
I remember you and I remember that I really hated you lmao
User avatar #117882 to #117803 - gmarrox (01/30/2015) [-]
Remind me of why pls I don't think I was ever savvy to all the h8
User avatar #117883 to #117882 - TheseChocodiles (01/31/2015) [-]
well I disliked her because she seemed to have this absolute certainty that she was special and different. I find that people like that repelling and think they can come across patronising. Also she called me dumb and unscientific. Also we had an argument because she said she was irish and russian, which to me you have to be careful with. I get that it's an american thing to say to eachother what your descended from and that's fine I would do it too, but when you are talking to somebody who is actually irish or whatever, you have to be at least somewhat immersed in that culture. Like it or not if you think it's trivial, but people take nationality seriously and people don't respond well to you saying your something and not really knowing anything about it. I don't even take nationality that seriously but it still bothered me a little, plus when you are from a place that has literally shit bombs about nationality it's like innate for you to argue about it lol
She was patronising and there's not a quality I dislike more in a person.

Sorry if she is different now, but we just did not get on.
User avatar #117888 to #117883 - gmarrox (13 hours ago) [-]
I see
User avatar #117853 to #117803 - birdss (01/30/2015) [-]
i remember flingwings boobs printed out on my pillow.
User avatar #117850 to #117841 - TheseChocodiles (01/30/2015) [-]
thank you its nice to be recognised
User avatar #117797 to #117793 - enjoigiggity (01/28/2015) [-]
"and send n00ds"
well you argue a strong case there
User avatar #117794 to #117793 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm going to send you pictures of my poo
User avatar #117791 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
last night i think i just fucked up one of the only chances i'll have soon of actually loosing my virginity, i don't like to think i'm really this stupid but hey, it happens. Why am i so retarded social?
User avatar #117854 to #117791 - birdss (01/30/2015) [-]
because youre on funnyjunk.
User avatar #117798 to #117791 - enjoigiggity (01/28/2015) [-]
Do tell, what happened?
User avatar #117802 to #117798 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
gonna use some meme arrows for this
>Australia day party with friends
>3 guys, 3 chicks and Matt (he doesn't really count because he is nearly 30 and non of us are even 19 yet
>overly lot of drinking because Straya
>little past 12 at night everyone goes to bed
>i get to sleep on the couch because everyone else took beds
>Host bro, or bro 'A' and his GF in his room "sleeping"
>The chick i almost banged, lets call her 'N' with Bro 'B' and Matt because he can do what he wants he lives there also on a double bed
>got invited to also sleep in that bed but fuck that, 4 people in a double?
>Other chick, lets call her 'C' sleeping in other room on single bed
>i'm on a couch that folds down but i couldn't be bothered asking how it does
>around 2:30 and i'm still wide awake
>N walks out for the second time to get a glass of water
>i ask her what she is doing and she comes over and sits on the coffee table next to couch
>talk for around a few minutes
>she says she wants to sleep where i am since Matt and B have taken over the other bed
>sure why the fuck not
>she is wearing a shirt and underpants, nothing else
>lie down couch, grab blanket and so forth
>laying there for a while talking about life and such
>she says that A had mentioned that i was still a virgin and that he said we should do it
>ok then
>she thinks that's "cute"
>talk abit more about general crap
>she starts getting tired soon
>tells me to hug her
>wat.jpg
>do it and she moves my arm to her boobs
>Expand.png
>awkward boner on her butt and hand on her boobs
>kinda lay there for a bit weirdly
>she rubs her butt on boner
>just don't do anything, at all
>she falls asleep eventually
>i don't fall asleep for around another hour and a half and every time i move she makes a sound and clutches my hand
>just kind of lay there for a long ass time, eventually my eyes start fucking up and i need to go wash them to get shit out of them
>finally can move, go get drink of water because out of beer
>lay back down and just lay by myself
>half an hour later she rolls over to face me and apologizes for falling asleep and that we need to stay awake
>now hugging me while i'm trying not to rub boner on her because she still is rubbing herself on me
>falls asleep again after i agree to hug her more
>fall asleep myself an hour later
>woke up around 2 hours after that and felt life throwing up for around 6 hours

That's pretty much all of it, pretty sure i had my chance but didn't want to because we were both pretty drunk and i don't want to do anything she would regret, also she might be moving in with us when A his gf and i move soon
User avatar #117804 to #117802 - enjoigiggity (01/28/2015) [-]
I wouldn't say you fucked up at all pal. Understandable that you didn't want to try anything while both of you were drunk. But she was initiating everything by the sounds of it, it sounds like she is interested. Next time when you're with her, talk about it in a kind of "haha, that nearly happened" kind of way, and if she jokes back about it, try some casual flirting. If she flirts back, kick it up a bit and see where things go. Might end up kissing her and/or lead onto doing other stuff
User avatar #117806 to #117804 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
everytime i have seen her has been at a party so unless we don't drink next time i don't think it will be happening then either but i'm glad you agree with me not doing it because we were drunk, that makes me feel a better
User avatar #117807 to #117806 - enjoigiggity (01/28/2015) [-]
Next time you see her at a party talk about it before you guys get drunk? And if you can't and you guys are drunk, flirt with her anyway and if she flirts back just kiss her. Nothing wrong with kissing while drunk.
User avatar #117808 to #117807 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
i can do that, i'm going to do that if i remember. Usually she get's there a little later than everyone else so i already had 3-4 most of the time she arrives so i should be more confident in myself
User avatar #117809 to #117808 - enjoigiggity (01/28/2015) [-]
You should. And if you do, share with your brothers and sisters on fj!
User avatar #117810 to #117809 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
i plan on making a big deal about it
#117811 to #117810 - enjoigiggity (01/28/2015) [-]
Good, best of luck!
Good, best of luck!
User avatar #117812 to #117811 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
thanks, if anything at all happens, even if it's nothing i'll come back and tell you
User avatar #117790 - likeacupcake ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
>Be me
>Log into net banking
>Pay bills
>Set aside for bills due next week
>Decide to download porn pic set to cheer self up
>Captcha "Beroke"


I know, Inglip, I know.
User avatar #117789 - fukkyes (01/27/2015) [-]
Any Blink fans here hear about the news with Tom getting replaced?
User avatar #117780 - gabemczombie (01/26/2015) [-]
So i'm lacking in Fap related reaction images.

Feel free to comment below and spray them on me
User avatar #117792 to #117787 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Oh fuck yeah that's what daddy likes.
#117774 - jeezloxxy (01/26/2015) [-]
Sup soc, any Bulgarians around? I fear there are too few of us here.
Sup soc, any Bulgarians around? I fear there are too few of us here.
User avatar #117775 to #117774 - TheseChocodiles (01/26/2015) [-]
i've been there so yeah basically i mean yeah im pretty much bulgarian if you want i dunno
User avatar #117776 to #117775 - jeezloxxy (01/26/2015) [-]
Where you from, buddy?
User avatar #117777 to #117776 - TheseChocodiles (01/26/2015) [-]
northern ireland lol
User avatar #117778 to #117777 - jeezloxxy (01/26/2015) [-]
A true Balkan indeed.
User avatar #117779 to #117778 - TheseChocodiles (01/26/2015) [-]
stop it im blushing
#117771 - thunderquill (01/26/2015) [-]
So not sure what just happened   
>Early last year one of my really good friends gives me his broken xbone to sell at gamestop (Cause I didn't have my own and was waiting for advanced warfare shit bundle)   
>Tell him I can pay him back, he says "don't worry about it"   
>His mom buys him another xbone   
>Finds out theres a sunset overdrive bundle   
>His mom buys him such bundle   
>He offers for me to have old one again   
>Had the money to repay him, offer to pay back   
>He says no, it's fine he doesn't care   
>Some while later he gets me a 2ds and games for my birthday   
>Knows I hate when people get me expensive shit like that   
>Fast forward, move in with him and another guy from work because they needed help   
>Find out he is a shitty slobby person, and disrespectful as fuck   
>Decide to move back within first 3 months   
>Says I owe him 600   
>Pissed as fuck, give him 100 because there was an xbone game and a ds game he asked me to pay back   
>He's an idiot for trying to hustle someone who is broke as fuck half the time and for things he said refused money for, not to mention a birthday gift..   
>MFW I he's trying to hustle someone who has about 6 inches and 120 pounds over him   
 lol he's not getting paid back on account he can't prove anything because there was no agreement on paper, or at all...
So not sure what just happened
>Early last year one of my really good friends gives me his broken xbone to sell at gamestop (Cause I didn't have my own and was waiting for advanced warfare shit bundle)
>Tell him I can pay him back, he says "don't worry about it"
>His mom buys him another xbone
>Finds out theres a sunset overdrive bundle
>His mom buys him such bundle
>He offers for me to have old one again
>Had the money to repay him, offer to pay back
>He says no, it's fine he doesn't care
>Some while later he gets me a 2ds and games for my birthday
>Knows I hate when people get me expensive shit like that
>Fast forward, move in with him and another guy from work because they needed help
>Find out he is a shitty slobby person, and disrespectful as fuck
>Decide to move back within first 3 months
>Says I owe him 600
>Pissed as fuck, give him 100 because there was an xbone game and a ds game he asked me to pay back
>He's an idiot for trying to hustle someone who is broke as fuck half the time and for things he said refused money for, not to mention a birthday gift..
>MFW I he's trying to hustle someone who has about 6 inches and 120 pounds over him
lol he's not getting paid back on account he can't prove anything because there was no agreement on paper, or at all...
User avatar #117795 to #117771 - alexanderburns (01/28/2015) [-]
damn your dick weighs a lot
User avatar #117788 to #117771 - skaffanl (01/26/2015) [-]
fuck him
User avatar #117855 to #117788 - birdss (01/30/2015) [-]
ey swa skaffa heb je nieuwe patta's volgens mij ben je een echte tatta
wat vind je van mn rap skills.
User avatar #117886 to #117855 - skaffanl (16 hours ago) [-]
tantoe skir swa
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#117767 - confusedasian (01/25/2015) [-]
A while back in September, I put al of my pictures onto my ipod and that I could transfer them like a usb drive to my new computer I built.

I was wrong.

Very wrong.






gg porn folder.


Unless anyone out there knows where I can upload a bunch of pictures from my ipod and then download them to my new computer.
User avatar #117768 to #117767 - fistfireace (01/26/2015) [-]
Microsoft's One Drive. Just don't publicly share it, according to the Terms of Service.
User avatar #117769 to #117768 - confusedasian (01/26/2015) [-]
Thanks, but I got around it. The pictures I have from my other computer wouldn't go through, but the pictures I screenshotted/downloaded directly from the ipod itself does. What I did was I just screenshotted a bunch of old pictures already on my ipod and it went through. I only did it to pictures I valued most (my little brothers.). As for the porn, I have their names. I'll just download them again on my new computer.

I'll keep that one drive thing in mind for the future though. Might be useful for my college.
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