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Latest users (2): borderlineparanoid, lebarricuda, anonymous(2).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #116115 - lebarricuda ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
Alright guys, I need an image to help with an argument.

I'm looking for the image saying "we need to convince men that women are just as much into science rather than fashion" Or something to that respect while showing the feminist dispute over matt taylors T-shirt and compairing it to their ignorances of the comet landing.

I can't find it on google, but it was in the top comments a day or two ago.
User avatar #116113 - shuckmywang (7 hours ago) [-]
Does anyone have that tumblr post that starts off
"I didnt mean to offend you by calling you dude. I didnt realize you identify as..."
User avatar #116111 - aoeui (14 hours ago) [-]
hey I need a date, does anyone wanna date? hmu
#116109 - doggifseveryday (19 hours ago) [-]
If you're feeling down, PM me! I will send you dog gifs!
If you're feeling down, PM me! I will send you dog gifs!
User avatar #116108 - sineztro ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Anyone in FJ at purdue?
#116106 - Womens Study Major (20 hours ago) [-]
Hey, friend told me a user, something to effect of "MissingMice" or something like that, used to post here. Also told me a bunch of people still had her nudes.
Any chance someone could hook me up?

I would give boobs for this request, but this is SFW so have this ancient thing instead.
#116087 - bananaforlife (11/23/2014) [-]
Is anyone on FJ at Splash MIT this weekend? Just wondering.
User avatar #116078 - leadstriker (11/23/2014) [-]
idk if this is the right board
tomorrow is sunday
You know they say 'call doctor when you have more than 4 hours of erection?" Well I wanna see how long I can maintain a boner (naturally without pills or other shit). Wish me luck I'll update tomorrow
User avatar #116107 to #116078 - leadstriker (20 hours ago) [-]
aww shit i forgot to do it
maybe next sunday =)
User avatar #116088 to #116078 - gmarrox (22 hours ago) [-]
My record is an entire school day's worth of full on boner-town. If you can beat that you have my respect, but I will also have to relinquish my Iron Boner Award.
User avatar #116079 to #116078 - iFail ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Good luck, son. You're doing God's work.
User avatar #116075 - iFail ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
What's my problem?

I'm in my last year of high school, and I can't bring myself to stop lying to my family about my girlfriend. Let's call her Maisie. We started "going out" after a couple of months of fucking in mid-October but ever since I've known her (since around my 2nd year of high school), I've always lied to my parents about where I'm going so that, at the time, they didn't know I was with a girl. Now, that was reasonable at the time when i was like, 13-14, but I've not stopped doing it. How do I stop and transition myself out of a lifestyle in which I'm pretty much separating two massive entities of my life? It still feels like there's an element of shame or embarrassment in admitting I'm with a girl, and I fear the classic parent thing of "ohh, a girl, what's her name?" etc.

Last Christmas, me and Maisie dated from like November-February before she horrifically fucked things up in a scenario so terrible that I'm unwilling to describe, but she never really wanted a relationship anyway, and I did. I lied to my parents where I was going one time mid-December with a weak excuse and they broke me so I told them I was exchanging presents with a girl called Maisie and I got all the bullshit teasing and gossiping that is to be expected, so after Christmas I no longer talked about her and it eventually phased out.

Why can't I do this, funnyjunk? Is anybody an extreme fucking arsehole like me?
User avatar #116089 to #116075 - gmarrox (22 hours ago) [-]
Step 1: Tell them
Step 2: Deal with the teasing for Christ's sake it's not like you"re a dateless pleb
Step 3: Geeeeet the fuck over it
User avatar #116076 to #116075 - TheseChocodiles (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm the same, for all my family knows I'm a kissless virgin. Thinking about telling them I've had sex makes me cringe. We are all going on a holiday soon, and my brother and sister are bringing their partners and they keep saying ''maybe you will meet a boy to take with you'' to me and it makes me feel uncomfortable, I just can't face the inevitable questions or the teasing.
My mum still asks me and I just say to her ''you know I don't like talking about these things''
I think maybe once we do it, it won't seem like a big deal anymore.
User avatar #116077 to #116076 - iFail ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
It's just greatly comforting to know somebody else is like me.
Do you have a boyfriend atm? How does he/have past partners felt about it?

Furthermore, are you the youngest child? I am, and I can't help but feel that has a lot to do with it.
User avatar #116081 to #116077 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
See I'm lucky in the aspect I've never really had a proper boyfriend, it's all just been flings mostly. My parents still ask me every time I come home from university at the weekend ''so any boys?''. I made the mistake of telling them about a boy in my class who is kind of creeping me out, keeps asking me if I'm single when I know he has a girlfriend and a fecking kid, they still ask me about him.
But I know if I did have a boyfriend, I would really have to build up the courage to tell them because I know they will want to have him over and basically judge him.
Yeah I'm the youngest child, I agree that it probably has something to do with it too.
How did maisie feel about it?
User avatar #116082 to #116081 - iFail ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Hahaha, your parents sound exactly like my parents, how long have they been asking about that one guy for?

Maisie's been going fucking mental at me for the past couple of weeks about it, because her mum's a bit of a nutcase and she found out that I don't tell my parents about her and now her mum's pushing her to break up with me if I don't tell them soon. We both have next wednesday-sunday off and she's threatening to not see me if I don't tell my parent's everything that she's my girlfriend within the next few fucking days, and she won't listen when I say I can't. It's always "just say then it's over", but as you know, it's not like that at all.

Before I asked her out, I told her that I didn't want to only because she'd expect me to tell my parents and that was the only thing preventing me, so then she says that she's not even bothered by it and we had said then that I'd do it by January. It seems easier to do it over Christmas but now she's going back on her word. I don't know what to do, quite honestly.
User avatar #116083 to #116082 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
Literally two months. When I was 17, a month before I actually lost my virginity, my mum picked up me at 10am after I stayed a night at my friends house. Of course she thought it was a one night stand and kept talking to me about how she wants me to have fun, if I need condoms, if I get pregnant it's okay, and I had to be like ''mum please stop talking I'm a virgin'' and it was just so uncomfortable. I get that she's saying nice things, but I just don't want to talk about it lol
See maybe you could tell your parents that you don't like the teasing? Just say 'can you also just please keep the teasing to a minimum because its just the worst', my parents pretty much know I don't like it but still do it anyway though, so I'm guessing yours are the same.
Fuck it I don't know I think you are just going to have to get it over and done with.
User avatar #116085 to #116083 - iFail ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I said that last time, but it either doesn't stop them at all, or upsets my mum because she thinks she's upset me, hahah.
Aw fuck knows, at least I'm not the only one suffering from whatever this scenario may be called. I'm going to need to do it, but can you imagine having had a boyfriend and being told if you don't confront your parents within 3 days about it then the 5 day sexfest you had planned will be promptly cancelled and your relationship altogether might collapse?
User avatar #116086 to #116085 - TheseChocodiles (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah see I think I'm lucky in the fact that boys aren't usually overly excited to meet the parents lol. Plus my family love ripping the piss out of my friends, a boyfriend would just be overcome with verbal abuse that I don't think they will want to deal with it as much as I do.
User avatar #116072 - nigalthornberry (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm fucking switching to German next year
Spanish sucks ass and the teacher is a rich bitch She took a day of because her Land Rover got a scratch on it
#116080 to #116072 - repostsrepost (11/23/2014) [-]
German is so much more fun to learn anyways
#116073 to #116072 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
K
#116070 - phantomsean (11/22/2014) [-]
Shit suck when your bestfriend/ex girlfriend is living with you anyone got some shit to make a sad asshole cheer up?
User avatar #116051 - noxiouspumpkin (11/22/2014) [-]
I need help with ideas for new OC. Should I just do a comp, or actually draw something?
User avatar #116071 to #116051 - misticalz (11/22/2014) [-]
Don't do a comp because I won't like you

lmao jk
but fuck comps they saturated the FP a couple months ago
#116043 - logickid ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
Just went to a school event and did nothing for 2 hours, force to go there because teachers threaten us with bad grades. MFW
Just went to a school event and did nothing for 2 hours, force to go there because teachers threaten us with bad grades. MFW
User avatar #116044 to #116043 - misticalz (11/21/2014) [-]
What school event was it

also report that shit to the principal
if he doesnt give a fuck go straight to admin
User avatar #116048 to #116044 - logickid ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
He was there, all though it was only meant for adults, but we still had to be there so we can present shit to them, all though still, I did literally nothing when I was there except sit around on my ass, not where they were presenting, I did work prior to the event and in ended with me getting jack shit to do or even to receive except a big "WE'RE PROUD OF YOU" to everyone from the school staff.
#116042 - phildawhale (11/20/2014) [-]
anyone know a stream for hunger games part 2?
#116040 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
Decided to get a Tinder the other night after my friend got one. He's got 4 matches so far and I have none.

Life sucks.
User avatar #116057 to #116040 - teoberry (11/22/2014) [-]
literally right swipe EVERYONE. forget what awesomerninjathing said pussy is pussy
User avatar #116049 to #116040 - awesomerninjathing (11/21/2014) [-]
right swipe every girl, then unmatch the ugly ones
User avatar #116046 to #116040 - gmarrox (11/21/2014) [-]
If it makes you feel better I have friends with Tinder who are total studs and even they rarely get matches.
User avatar #116041 to #116040 - bluebandit (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm in the same boat as you. Feels bad man
#116038 - luigipimp ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
what do you think for the us, just combining the taxes that go to medicare and medicaid, and having medicare as socialized healthcare like canada, but still having private healthcare providers for the people who want it. or atleast having the socialized healthcare for people in the poverty line
#116039 to #116038 - luigipimp ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
and for retired people who get medicaid anyway and old people
User avatar #116035 - gongthehawkeye (11/20/2014) [-]
So I'm doing an essay about ISIS for my College Comp. class (I don't even know why I take that class, I haven't done shit all year so far) and I need a title for it because my teacher will dock me points if I don't have a clever title. eh.
User avatar #116084 to #116035 - megasharkman ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
DANGER ZONE
User avatar #116034 - Tyranitar (11/20/2014) [-]
>Having to explain to my relatives at Thanksgiving dinner how Charles fucking Manson has a girlfriend and I still don't
User avatar #116033 - vortexrain (11/20/2014) [-]
Is anyone else really fucking pissed with how this last election turned out? If Obama wants to do something there's is almost no chance of him getting to do it because Republicans hate him for simply being Democrat. If he tries to execute an Executive action, they'll go whining to the Supreme Court, and try to get him in trouble. They aren't willing to compromise on anything unless they'll be getting the better half of the arrangement, and if they don't then we might see another government shutdown because they're a bunch of whining babies.
#116065 to #116033 - apurpleliger (11/22/2014) [-]
It seems like the other guys have done a good job of explaining why the president is a problem.

I'd just like to add in almost every time a president makes it into the second term, his last two years he has a congress of members of the other party, and almost every time he doesn't get much done because of that. The Republicans don't hate him "just because he's a democrat". They hate him because he's doing a shit job and refusing to work with them at all. Both sides are refusing to compromise, and Obama is abusing his power with all the executive orders he's made. They take those issues up with the Supreme Court because that's what it was made for. The Judicial branch is meant to make sure the other branches don't overstep their bounds.

Not to mention, nobody wants to compromise unless they're still benefiting from it. Again, Obama isn't working with Republicans at all. And for a lot of things, there isn't much room for compromise to begin with.

If we want to talk about being a whining baby, how about the way Obama acted during the last government shutdown? Forcing things closed and basically ordering people to make the shutdown as shitty as possible so that the Republicans will give in.

Obama is great at talking and making it sound like he's doing the right things. But what he says and what he does aren't exactly the same.
User avatar #116066 to #116065 - vortexrain (11/22/2014) [-]
What did he force to shut down?
#116067 to #116066 - apurpleliger (11/22/2014) [-]
I remember something about him gating off the Veteran's Memorial? Shutting down National Parks and such. And having the Coast Guard close off parts of the coast because they were "national waters" or something like that.
User avatar #116068 to #116067 - vortexrain (11/22/2014) [-]
That was him? If I could, I'd take a shit on his chest.
#116069 to #116068 - apurpleliger (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, he acted like a big baby for the whole ordeal.
#116052 to #116033 - youregaylol (11/22/2014) [-]
the only crybabies i've been seeing have on the left

just accept that you lost, now that the dems are gone we can finally start fixing shit, whether you like it or not
User avatar #116053 to #116052 - vortexrain (11/22/2014) [-]
I just don't like the fact that we have a Republican Congress, and a Democrat President. It seems like the next two years are gonna be a pain in the ass.
#116054 to #116053 - youregaylol (11/22/2014) [-]
>implying that the last 6 years have been any better

obama had both houses when he was first elected
they did a shit job, so the republicans won the house
the dems refused to stop dickriding every single radical legislation obama was making
they did a shit job, so now the republicans have the senate as well

obamas loss almost set an all time record

hes a shit president and the dems are out of touch and need to change course, they've been unchecked since 2008
User avatar #116055 to #116054 - vortexrain (11/22/2014) [-]
I didn't really start giving a shit about politics until a few years ago, and I don't pay attention to the news, so I've got no clue what radical legislation you're talking about.
#116059 to #116055 - youregaylol (11/22/2014) [-]
1.Obamacare
2. DREAM act
3.AWB
4.Common Core
5.Corporate Bailouts
6.Amnesty
7.Fast and Furious
8.IRS witch hunt

although not all of these are legislation they're all part of his policies, and i could list several more
#116091 to #116059 - lolollo (21 hours ago) [-]
And now I'm in your head
#116092 to #116091 - youregaylol (21 hours ago) [-]
are you tracking my comments or are you just a regular to the social board
#116093 to #116092 - lolollo (21 hours ago) [-]
I'm actually just a figment of your guilty subconscious. All the gay thoughts you suppress about Tom Cruise are getting lonely from being repressed all the time.
#116094 to #116093 - youregaylol (21 hours ago) [-]
don't you have anything better to do

not saying i have anything better to do either
#116095 to #116094 - lolollo (21 hours ago) [-]
I don't know, you're the one having an existential crisis.
I don't know, you're the one having an existential crisis.
#116096 to #116095 - youregaylol (21 hours ago) [-]
could you not
#116097 to #116096 - lolollo (21 hours ago) [-]
The answer to that request would write volumes on clinical psychology. Wethinks it's not that simple. Now tell me about your mother.
#116098 to #116097 - youregaylol (21 hours ago) [-]
joshlol created me from admins DNA and grew me in a pod
#116099 to #116098 - lolollo (21 hours ago) [-]
That had to be rough on your early childhood development.
#116100 to #116099 - youregaylol (21 hours ago) [-]
getting molested by your mother didn't help, thats for sure
#116101 to #116100 - lolollo (21 hours ago) [-]
Now you're finally getting it!
#116102 to #116101 - youregaylol (21 hours ago) [-]
thank you

son
#116103 to #116102 - lolollo (21 hours ago) [-]
A for effort, but you can't be your own son.
#116104 to #116103 - youregaylol (21 hours ago) [-]
time travel
#116105 to #116104 - lolollo (21 hours ago) [-]
So then that makes you your own father? No wonder your inner monologue is so interested.
So then that makes you your own father? No wonder your inner monologue is so interested.
User avatar #116060 to #116059 - vortexrain (11/22/2014) [-]
I know about number's 1, 5, and 6. I vaguely remember hearing about number 2, and number 4 is the dumbest fucking thing to be implemented. I've got no clue what 3, and 8 are.
#116061 to #116060 - youregaylol (11/22/2014) [-]
DREAM act=provide amnesty to all illegal immigrants enrolled in the public education system who have been here for 5 years
AWB (Assault Weapons Ban)=a national ban on all rifles that look threatening and resemble automatic assault rifles, despite their actual functionality being semi automatic.
IRS witch hunt= IRS targeting groups labeled as "Tea Party" and other conservative movements
Fast and Furious=Sold real assault rifles to mexican drug cartels for the purpose of tracking them, and then losing track of the guns that were later used to kill border patrol agents

There has been so much shit going on in his presidency I don't know how anyone could still have faith in him.
User avatar #116062 to #116061 - vortexrain (11/22/2014) [-]
I thought "Fast and Furious" was you trying to make a joke, holy shit. I had no clue about that. Also, what was the big deal with the Tea Party anyway?
#116063 to #116062 - youregaylol (11/22/2014) [-]
They labeled the Tea Party as groups to be watched and sometimes denied them certain benefits. There was no real reasoning, thats why the controversy happened. We would know more but the head of the IRS claimed that she "accidentally" deleted all of her emails regarding the incidents.
User avatar #116064 to #116063 - vortexrain (11/22/2014) [-]
You figure there'd be some kind of facility full of servers dedicated to storing the emails sent between government officials. Conspiracy hat time. Come to think of it, there might be, and they just don't want to reveal it to the public.
User avatar #116056 to #116055 - vortexrain (11/22/2014) [-]
Other than The Affordable Healthcare Act, and the recent immigration thing.
User avatar #116037 to #116033 - marinepenguin ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
Except that Obama doesn't have the power to make the kind of decisions that he's been making. A couple years ago he claimed that he couldn't make any kind of decision on immigration without the help of Congress, now tonight he's about to reveal his new improvements to the current immigration policy, which he made up without the help of Congress. He's been abusing his power of executive action and that's why the supreme court has been getting involved.

You say there's no chance of anything getting done because now Republicans have control of congress? You do realize that this past couple Congresses that have been elected in while Obama has been in office (which has had a democrat majority) has been the least productive, inactive, and most lame duck congresses in our nations history.

I'm not democrat or republican, but Obama has not been a good President. He's inexperienced and his foreign policy is crap. If we elect another Obama in the next election, I'm not sure I'm going to like the next 8-10 years.
User avatar #116036 to #116033 - executive (11/20/2014) [-]
I agree
User avatar #116026 - Izen ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
>ITT: Ten Little Roosters

Michael choked on his rage
Gavins tripped over themselves
Chris martyred himself

The killer is Barb
>Linsdey and Adam were together at time of Chris' death
>Burnie is hunting the killer
>Ryan has urges but never ACTUALLY wants to hurt people
>Gus was on his computer (see: porn)
Possibly Miles, but he seems more likely to be the hero
No "big evil secret" for Michael to expose or anything

plus:
>barb never with anyone at time of murders
>left lindsey before threatening chris with Gas
>alone when gavins died
>left gus before chris was shot
User avatar #116027 to #116026 - misticalz (11/19/2014) [-]
Barb is is the next one dead
i.imgur.com/MGhHQid.jpg
User avatar #116028 to #116027 - Izen ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
gus also draws dicks
User avatar #116031 to #116028 - misticalz (11/19/2014) [-]
rly?
when?
User avatar #116032 to #116031 - Izen ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
podcasts bruh
they talk about how he draws dicks on everything too
User avatar #116029 to #116028 - bluebandit (11/19/2014) [-]
Well what about the pun one?
User avatar #116030 to #116029 - Izen ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
bruh
>lindsey
>adam
>burnie
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