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User avatar #116581 - bonjangles (5 hours ago) [-]
Not sure if this is the right place to put this.. but..

Getting really sick of my job at McDiddys, I don't need to give reasons as you can well imagine and I will be preaching to a choir. I'm close to being a Crew Trainer "aka baby Manager" with 1 year at this McDonalds.

Are there any nice fast food restaurants or any food industry establishments that you can get a job quickly? I'm a good looking white dude, serious worker and good with people. Oh and great hair, ^.^
#116569 - ilbacondeity (13 hours ago) [-]
You know what's a good problem to have? When this happens with a woman;   
   
"I left you a year ago because I no longer loved you, and you'll never get over me."   
>okay... that's pretty heart breaking..   
"But I'll still fuck you once in a while because that dick game is legendary."   
<my dick's fw
You know what's a good problem to have? When this happens with a woman;

"I left you a year ago because I no longer loved you, and you'll never get over me."
>okay... that's pretty heart breaking..
"But I'll still fuck you once in a while because that dick game is legendary."
<my dick's fw
User avatar #116572 to #116569 - gmarrox (9 hours ago) [-]
My dick game is 1 player only
#116588 to #116572 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
lel XD
#116568 - anaphase (20 hours ago) [-]
>Go into google incognito to look at things on ebay for family for xmas
>Open redtube by habit
>Single life yo
#116564 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
Does anyone know of a site like omegle that isnt a scam or full of bots?
User avatar #116566 to #116564 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
My wife just found a fun and easy social networking site similar to omegle and they actually pay her 15.99/hr and they can do the same for you all you have to do is PM me your name, address, phone number, social security number, and medical history, and I'll send them a letter of recommendation for you!!
User avatar #116558 - captainfrenzyfries (12/19/2014) [-]
**captainfrenzyfries used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainfrenzyfries rolls Without a doubt** Do my parents love me?
User avatar #116583 to #116559 - keatontheghostfox (3 hours ago) [-]
There are many people who love you
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User avatar #116555 - zehutit (12/18/2014) [-]
If theres anyone here who feels that knows enough about the business of stocks/shares (buying and selling) and would feel up to answering some questions to a noob I would appreciate it very much
User avatar #116567 to #116555 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
I do some trading so I know a bit but I'm no stock broker or anything.
User avatar #116570 to #116567 - zehutit (9 hours ago) [-]
Perfect, I just wanna know how you got into it and the "where" and "how" of it. I specifically want to get in the penny stock trading (dont tell me its not smart, i wanna start low risk first)
User avatar #116571 to #116570 - gmarrox (9 hours ago) [-]
find out if your bank or employer offers trading options and set up a portfolio. I wouldn't tell you penny stocks are dumb because they aren't. You should always have a net of "safe" stocks. There are sites which allow you to do virtual stock trading until you get the hang of it.
User avatar #116573 to #116571 - zehutit (9 hours ago) [-]
Im probably gonna try some sims as you said.. after I get the hang of it, how exactly do I start trding? Remember I know nothing, i saw somewhere you can use Etrades for stocks, if so, do I have to go to different sites to find stocks? should I read the newspaper every day with the hopes of finding something and call the broker?
User avatar #116575 to #116573 - gmarrox (9 hours ago) [-]
well, if you do your trading through a site like eTrade, most likely all you're gonna have to do is find the stock you want to buy by searching their database (or browse the pennystocks, I'm sure that's an option). I've never used eTrade, but to my understanding, you can buy and add stocks to your portfolio right from the site. then it's a matter of knowing when to sell your stock. Pro-tip: don't sell pennystocks. Either they take off and you make a lot more than you paid, or they shit out and you lose a few cents.
User avatar #116576 to #116575 - zehutit (9 hours ago) [-]
dont sell? I thought the whole point was to sell once they got to a higher price. How exactly will I gain money if I dont sell them (penny)
User avatar #116577 to #116576 - gmarrox (9 hours ago) [-]
If it gets to a higher price it stops being a pennystock. I said never sell pennystocks. See what I'm getting at?
User avatar #116579 to #116577 - zehutit (9 hours ago) [-]
Lol I see I see. Since I won't have anyone helping me out, when do you suggest would be the best time to sell (penny). And what exactly is it that you trade mostly?
User avatar #116582 to #116579 - gmarrox (3 hours ago) [-]
A good rule of thumb is to not sell a penny stock unless/until it's value at least doubles. Triples, if you're looking for more substantial gains. The nice thing about penny stocks is once you buy them, they're very low maintenance and you can basically forget about them. You just need to check in on them now and then. I've started trading more pricey stocks like shares of Amazon and stuff like that, but penny stocks dealing with gold or clothing are usually pretty safe bets.
User avatar #116578 to #116577 - gmarrox (9 hours ago) [-]
BUT a small gain of a few cents is definitely not worth selling a stock over.
User avatar #116565 to #116555 - chewythewolftwo (12/19/2014) [-]
Seconded. I want to trade a bit.
User avatar #116580 to #116565 - zehutit (9 hours ago) [-]
check the thread bro, a little knowledge you could use
User avatar #116548 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
I watched some nature videos with my brother. It was on how lions hunt their prey. I looked in the comments section and people are arguing about how humans are terrible and how it is impure to just stand there and watch the lion hunt the bulls.

I don't understand people
User avatar #116553 to #116548 - marinepenguin (12/18/2014) [-]
What are we supposed to do? Jump in and save the day saying,

"ENOUGH, foul Lion, murder is wrong, and even though it's necessary for your survival as a species, I cannot allow you to harm this innocent animal."
User avatar #116556 to #116553 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
Here are some highlights:

"There's no God that's for sure. This world is too sick. If humans are not killing other humans or animals, animals will kill other animals. We should get rid off every religion and just accept that we're all animals."

"This is sad!
For a mother to be ganged upon two lions like that and be eaten and raped by the lions. I also feel sad for her at the end to have to the watch it young be eaten alive in front of her eyes."

"I am sick of people with cameras going to these places and film animals being killed by animals. Do you think we live in a Roman Era where slaves, Christian and enemies were slaughtered by lions? Do you think all this goring is interesting to see? Go and get a life, you and your fucking cameras. You all make me sick. I hope your mother will be killed by a predator. Let's see how that makes you feel. If these animals kill to eat and survive, why don't you give them their privacy? It's horrible to watch predators attacking docile animals so that they have to eat. If you think it's exciting, then you're all morons like the blood thirsty Romans."

"Some people are advocating for lions or their rights! That is stupidity! Lions are dangerous to Humans and to everything else. I support killing Lions in Africa and every where. They all should be killed and hunted and tortured."

"stupid assholes, instead of watching the poor mom and her cub and saying watch the baby watch the baby you could have done something to get rid of those lions. I would have sniped them."
User avatar #116557 to #116556 - marinepenguin (12/18/2014) [-]
I think a lot of people forget that the wild doesn't live by the rules of human society. You do what you need to do to survive. That's something that a lot of people have lost.
User avatar #116544 - Izen (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey Im going to everyone and asking for some help. Snapchat updated its terms and now doesn't allow for third party apps, so now snap stories can't have submissions.
So shit like partyfessional got blocked and locked from their accounts.
I made a petition (its change.org , so legit site and all) to have snapchat change this.
Help me out please?
Heres the link, please at least look it over. If you're up to it, please post it to your blog.
www.change.org/p/snapchat-allow-for-submission-based-snap-stories
User avatar #116540 - arsenymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Hello guys, I'm a marine and i'm home on leave. I'm looking to set a date with a girl because I think it would be alot of fun. Unfortunatly I never really knew how to get in contact with strangers or how to meet people because i always lived in a very secluded area growing up. Where would you generally find someone of the opposite sex that just likes to hang out, play video games, go out to eat, and watch movies? I live in lower michigan if anyone here is interested. Guys are fine too i guess but i'm not really homosexual so there'd be less touching and emotions and such.
User avatar #116584 to #116540 - keatontheghostfox (3 hours ago) [-]
I hope you find someone nice!
#116549 to #116540 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Why did you feel the need to tell us you were a marine?
User avatar #116550 to #116549 - arsenymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Well i dont get to be home often because of it so im not looking for anything too serious unless someone would woant to commit to that lifestyle. It's not like anyone here gives a shit if i'm in the military or not, they'd call me a faggot all the same.
#116551 to #116550 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Faggot.

Nah, that makes sense, I hope I didn't come off as sounding like an ass. Good luck bro!
User avatar #116543 to #116540 - TheseChocodiles (12/18/2014) [-]
try tinder dude
User avatar #116554 to #116543 - marinepenguin (12/18/2014) [-]
Unless you are near a college, Tinder is kind of shit.
User avatar #116574 to #116554 - gmarrox (9 hours ago) [-]
I am home from college with a tinder and can confirm non-college areas are mostly 45 y/o housewives lookin for some sunny D.
User avatar #116541 to #116540 - arsenymous (12/18/2014) [-]
I oblige anyone to consider responding.
#116538 - lefiddlesticks (12/17/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** TFW it's time to kick ass, but you haven't finished chewing all your bubblegum.
#116536 - lefiddlesticks (12/17/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll 1, gender*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolls Transgender Female** I identify as this. Where do I go to meet people?
#116515 - lawlfailwinepic (12/17/2014) [-]
any irrational fears?
any irrational fears?
User avatar #116585 to #116515 - keatontheghostfox (3 hours ago) [-]
Many like almost every common fear and even some not common fears
User avatar #116545 to #116515 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I have to check under the bed every night to make sure adunsaveme isn't there
#116537 to #116515 - lefiddlesticks (12/17/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Broken bones.
User avatar #116534 to #116515 - gmarrox (12/17/2014) [-]
Dunno if it counts but if I forget to lock my bedroom door I have super crazy vivid nightmares about being molested by my roommate.
User avatar #116552 to #116534 - iyellatstuff (12/18/2014) [-]
>implying it was a nightmare
User avatar #116529 to #116515 - loveyameanish (12/17/2014) [-]
Psychiatric hospitals. Especially the really old insane asylums.
#116516 to #116515 - youregaylol (12/17/2014) [-]
im terrified that one day all my nude modeling photos will be leaked online
User avatar #116517 to #116516 - lawlfailwinepic (12/17/2014) [-]
is there a link
#116518 to #116517 - youregaylol (12/17/2014) [-]
lol no

i have a few that i keep public, just as a sort of advertisement, but no nudes

just like semi nude teasing stuff
User avatar #116519 to #116518 - lawlfailwinepic (12/17/2014) [-]
well, gender?
#116521 to #116519 - youregaylol (12/17/2014) [-]
let me put it this way, i tend to get alot of attention from guys

wanna see some of my stuff? im always looking for feedback

theres this one shot i took last year where im leaning against a motorcycle with like my shirt open just a bit so you can see part of my chest and my belly button, i use it for most of my portfolios
User avatar #116522 to #116521 - lawlfailwinepic (12/17/2014) [-]
any way i can check it out?
#116523 to #116522 - youregaylol (12/17/2014) [-]
i can post it here if you want, it's not a nude i dont think

im a little embarrassed because im not a natural blonde so my roots are really showing in it, especially with the wind and everything blowing it back
User avatar #116524 to #116523 - lawlfailwinepic (12/17/2014) [-]
no its okay.

inb4 trap
User avatar #116526 to #116525 - lawlfailwinepic (12/17/2014) [-]
bravo. saw it coming when i read your name, though.
#116527 to #116526 - youregaylol (12/17/2014) [-]
this is like the fourth time i fabioed someone on this board with the same routine

ya'll niggas enslaved by the puss
#116512 - enjoigiggity (12/17/2014) [-]
Yo Funnyjunk, we gonna friggin socialise or something?
#116514 to #116512 - nim (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey friend, what's crack-a-lackin'?
#116531 to #116514 - enjoigiggity (12/17/2014) [-]
Oh man, I haven't heard the term crack-a-lackin' in so long. You're okay in my books, buddy
#116533 to #116531 - nim (12/17/2014) [-]
It's my favorite word next to snafu.
It's my favorite word next to snafu.
#116535 to #116533 - enjoigiggity (12/17/2014) [-]
This is the snafu you are referring to yes? I love learning new words
User avatar #116542 to #116535 - nim (12/18/2014) [-]
That's the one. I don't think I ever use it but it's a damn fine word.
#116546 to #116542 - enjoigiggity (12/18/2014) [-]
I may start using it
#116513 to #116512 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Nah... don't feel like it..
User avatar #116482 - ajrin (12/16/2014) [-]
>>#116381, >>#116382, >>#116387, >>#116430, >>#116388, >>#116433, >>#116401, >>#116408, >>#116413, >>#116428, >>#116456, >>#116392, >>#116400, >>#116399, >>#116402, >>#116455, >>#116457, >>#116403, >>#116409, >>#116410, >>#116414, >>#116412, >>#116439, >>#116421, >>#116425, >>#116424, >>#116461, >>#116472, >>#116460, >>#116468, >>#116467, >>#116476, >>#116481,
you are all wonderful people
User avatar #116528 to #116482 - cloverhand ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
You're making me blush
User avatar #116505 to #116482 - darealsnooki (12/16/2014) [-]
You're also wonderful
User avatar #116504 to #116482 - misticalz ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
ik thanks
#116496 to #116482 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
aw for real homie that's cute af
User avatar #116493 to #116482 - tubcat (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh bby pls.
User avatar #116490 to #116482 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
fuck you I'm a total bastard
User avatar #116485 to #116484 - ajrin (12/16/2014) [-]
because I say so
#116487 to #116485 - youregaylol (12/16/2014) [-]
nvm dont take that
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User avatar #116483 to #116482 - bluebandit (12/16/2014) [-]
Thank you
#116473 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
How do I get over the crippling depression/loneliness knowing that the only girl I've ever loved, is with someone else? And this girl has shown me love, affection, even said things, all indicative of the fact that she has feelings for me. I'm stuck, and I don't know what to do. And it hurts. It hurts like hell.

I need help, fellow FJ'ers. Please.
#116481 to #116473 - youregaylol (12/16/2014) [-]
Forget the bitch.
Get a goal.
Try to become a firefighter, or a doctor, or a Navy SEAL, or a business owner, something.

Challenge yourself to be greater than what you are, you'll find you're so focused you just don't give a shit about other things anymore. Self improvement, in the mass majority of situations, is the answer to your problems.
User avatar #116476 to #116473 - choobe (12/16/2014) [-]
Realize that there are more fish in the sea. Cut her out, it isn't good for you to keep contact. Especially when she strings you along.
#116477 to #116476 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
But, she's also my best friend. And I love being with her, the nights are darker without her.

I understand that there are so many other people out there, I just haven't met anyone like her. I know I sound beta, and stupid, as fuck.
User avatar #116478 to #116477 - choobe (12/16/2014) [-]
Did you date before this? Or do you just "love her" and she is with other guys?
#116466 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]

Bored, female. Just made a snapchat for fun. Add me guys & girls.
"Restlesshearts2"
User avatar #116467 to #116466 - teoberry (12/16/2014) [-]
awesomerninjathing
User avatar #116468 to #116467 - awesomerninjathing (12/16/2014) [-]
lmao

do you really believe it's a girl anyway
User avatar #116469 to #116468 - teoberry (12/16/2014) [-]
find out
User avatar #116471 to #116469 - awesomerninjathing (12/16/2014) [-]
matteo i am in a committed relationship okay don't harass me
#116460 - cheesywilly (12/15/2014) [-]
Didn't really know where else to put this...

Anyone else straightedge?
User avatar #116507 to #116460 - gmarrox (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm pretty much the polar opposite.
#116530 to #116507 - cheesywilly (12/17/2014) [-]
Good for you but I'm just trying to find other edgers.
User avatar #116491 to #116460 - dusters (12/16/2014) [-]
what is life without well measured vice
User avatar #116498 to #116491 - loveyameanish (12/16/2014) [-]
*What is life without getting drunk on wine and gobbling baguettes?
#116494 to #116491 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
surprisingly fulfilling
User avatar #116488 to #116460 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
I'd fall under the straight edge category, but I don't associate with the group.
#116495 to #116488 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
fair enough mate
User avatar #116497 to #116495 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
Honestly it just seems like another one of those edgy teenage groups like goths, emos, pot smokers, etc. Except that it's for people who don't partake in that stuff. Like there is a whole culture behind it. There were a couple of them in my high school and they were always screaming stuff about pizza and video games over drugs and alcohol, and always listened to the same music. It just seems like another silly group to me. Although they're literally the only straight edge people I've ever met in person so I could have a very skewed view.
#116499 to #116497 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
I don't blame you if that's your only experience. I've never tried to force anyone else to be straightedge, and I did drink for a while (and smoke, never drugs though) so I completely understand when people disagree with me. I just realised it was the right lifestyle choice for me.

And yeah it may be a cult, but it's been about since the earliest stages of the punk movement so I doubt it's as fleeting as emo/goth culture.
User avatar #116500 to #116499 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
I mean I'm only 19 and I live in a very small community, kids my age can walk into a bar and order a beer and no one bats an eye. So you can imagine how many kids are drinking while in high school, pot smoking has been getting worse too. I've just never gotten participating in that stuff. I don't enjoy drinking, you couldn't pay me to smoke, and now that I joined the military if I do either and they catch me I get a dishonorable discharge. I never get the urge to do those sorts of things anyways.

And I knew it had been around for a while because of those guys talking about it, but it still just seemed like another thing where people put a label on themselves and felt like they fit in. I've never needed to feel like I needed to be a part of a group, so I don't join any.
#116501 to #116500 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
That's good for you mate - I'm the same, I'm 19 in a small community (except I board at a university in the second biggest city in England) and kids drink and smoke weed all around me.
I can understand why you think people do it to fit in, and use it as a label - I certainly use it as a label, but more as a way to legitimise my lifestyle (plus the positive lifestyle, and abstinence from self-harm was very helpful in getting over my depression.)
User avatar #116502 to #116501 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
And that's totally fine, especially if it's something that works for you. I'm not saying it's bad to have a label or be a part of a group like that, I've just never felt compelled to have one or desired one.
#116503 to #116502 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
Which is fantastic each to their own, after all.
User avatar #116472 to #116460 - loveyameanish (12/16/2014) [-]
I don't really drink, smoke or do drugs but I eat like a total dustbin so no lol
#116475 to #116472 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
The core parts of being straight edge is never drinking, smoking or taking drugs, so it sounds like you may be mate, but don't worry if you don't like the label, it's your choice after all
User avatar #116479 to #116475 - loveyameanish (12/16/2014) [-]
I have drank in the past, and probably will again eventually. It's not that I'm against these things, I'm just not really into them.
#116480 to #116479 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
If you're not into them, you don't have to do it. But at the same time, I'm not going to tell you to not do it, because it's a choice and an individual thing, and being straightedge is about choice.
User avatar #116464 to #116460 - awesomerninjathing (12/16/2014) [-]
why do you do it
#116474 to #116464 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
It makes me happy, and I hadn't been happy for a long time.
User avatar #116461 to #116460 - acidjunk (12/15/2014) [-]
a what
#116462 to #116461 - cheesywilly (12/16/2014) [-]
Refrain from drinking, smoking and taking drugs, as well as living a clean lifestyle with no self harm, a positive mindset and intelligent diets. Some people take it far enough to be a vegetarian/vegan
User avatar #116492 to #116462 - acidjunk (12/16/2014) [-]
Sounds sensible.
#116424 - Freelon (12/14/2014) [-]
My long distance girlfriend (she's in New York, I'm in California) sent me my Christmas present and all these cards filled with letters for certain occasions. Like: open when you're happy, open when you need a hug, open when you're mad at me, open in case of a zombie apocalypse, and I'm going to marry this girl
User avatar #116508 to #116424 - gmarrox (12/17/2014) [-]
I can't sell letters for beer money
#116465 to #116424 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Zombie apocalypse? You're marrying a dumb whore.
User avatar #116454 to #116424 - awesomerninjathing (12/15/2014) [-]
that's cute af you bitch
#116427 to #116424 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
did she send nudes tho
User avatar #116425 to #116424 - nimba (12/14/2014) [-]
fuck you and your perfect partner. I bet she's gorgeous too, you god damn asshole
#116426 to #116425 - Freelon (12/14/2014) [-]
She is, nimba. She is.
She is, nimba. She is.
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