so admin I heard you want gifs. .. hello friends i am swolecamel this is a public service announcement: Camels have the reputation of being bad-tempered and obstinate creatures who spit and kick. so admin I heard you want gifs hello friends i am swolecamel this is a public service announcement: Camels have the reputation of being bad-tempered and obstinate creatures who spit kick
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#1 - swolecamel
Reply +273
(05/03/2014) [-]
hello friends i am swolecamel

this is a public service announcement:

Camels have the reputation of being bad-tempered and obstinate creatures who spit and kick. In reality, they tend to be good-tempered, swole, patient and intelligent. The moaning and bawling sound they make when they’re loaded up and have to rise to their feet is like the grunting and heavy breathing of a weight-lifter in action, because that camel is lifting about 25 horses. It not a sign of displeasure at having to do some work, camels love to ******* work because they are superior to all animals in every way.

horses are usually touchy, angry, dangerous, nervous, pig headed, stubborn, stiff, poorly gaited etc

I would advide staying away from horses

**** THOSE CUNT
I SWEAR THEY ACT LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE, CLIPPITY CLOPPING AROUND LIKE ******* FAIRIES WHILE THE CAMELS KEEP SOCIETY RUNNING

CAMELS CAN DEADLIFT A ***********

HORSES CAN'T EVEN GET THEIR FORM RIGHT

I SEE THEM AT THE GYM AND I'M LIKE STOP HORSING AROUND, IT'S LIKE **** MAN LET ME BALE YOU OUT UNTIL YOU'RE IN A MORE STABLE POSITION. YOU'RE PASTURE PRIME. IT'S LIKE A NIGHT MARE IN THERE.

YEAH **** YOU HORSES
#35 to #1 - tjocksnorris
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(05/04/2014) [-]
le fanny
#2 to #1 - swizzll
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(05/04/2014) [-]
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#3 to #1 - teevee
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(05/04/2014) [-]
YEAH **** YOU HORSES
#5 to #1 - BlizzXonetwothree ONLINE
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(05/04/2014) [-]
Camels are also phenomenal mathematicians.
#6 to #1 - redtooth
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(05/04/2014) [-]
Team Camel, deploy!
#7 to #1 - anon
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(05/04/2014) [-]
Is....is this happening? Are you becoming the new geckosandcheerios?
#24 to #1 - lplplplp
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(05/04/2014) [-]
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#59 to #1 - anon
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(05/04/2014) [-]
******
#16 to #1 - edmin
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(05/04/2014) [-]
#19 to #16 - pappathethird
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(05/04/2014) [-]
#46 to #1 - lyder
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(05/04/2014) [-]
What's swole mean?
#76 to #46 - killerliquid
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(05/04/2014) [-]
Pretty much means you lift quite a bit
#93 to #76 - lyder
Reply +1
(05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, thank you.
#80 to #1 - elcreepo ONLINE
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
See, it's *********** but entertaining.

We need more of this
#11 to #1 - serlucane
Reply +9
(05/04/2014) [-]
Is this becoming a thing? Because I'm loving every minute of watching you and the horse bicker.
#23 to #1 - eiaisqzbsesb
Reply +19
(05/04/2014) [-]
Heard you were talking ****.
#39 to #1 - mynameisgeorge
Reply +31
(05/04/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little **********? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kentucky 500 training course, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dromedaria, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in stallion warfare and I’m the top plower in the entire Horse armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ponies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, camel. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, hunchback. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Clydesdale Mustang Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little spitter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your long ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

P.S. I ****** your mom last night with my 16 inch horse cock
#8 to #1 - Welshhobo
Reply +80
(05/04/2014) [-]
Am i the only one who doesn't find this stuff funny?
Am i the only one who doesn't find this stuff funny?
#9 to #8 - splyt
Reply +88
(05/04/2014) [-]
damn, it's a good thing you're not obligated to read it then
#33 to #8 - marinald
Reply +31
(05/04/2014) [-]
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A ******* HORSE
#20 to #8 - rmoran
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(05/04/2014) [-]
This is the first time I saw the camel response.   
I was amused, but I doubt I will be again.
This is the first time I saw the camel response.
I was amused, but I doubt I will be again.
#99 to #8 - karaokecrab
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(05/04/2014) [-]
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#169 to #99 - manofcarbon
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(05/05/2014) [-]
Dancing Lobster
Dancing Lobster
#72 to #8 - wallbuilder ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but some do so it's worth it.
#22 - arcticastronaut
Reply +81
(05/04/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, gifs!
Hell yeah, gifs!
#79 to #22 - anon
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(05/04/2014) [-]
NH;NR
#100 to #22 - guitarexplain
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(05/04/2014) [-]
I saw the pole coming up and thought that was going to end a lot worse...
#165 to #22 - wtfduud
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(05/04/2014) [-]
They say he is still sliding to this day.
#25 to #22 - phigma
Reply +1
(05/04/2014) [-]
Youtube sauce?
#86 to #25 - floggnawstalgia
Reply +1
(05/04/2014) [-]
Oj Wheels team hall of meat
#56 to #22 - dropdeadbiotch
Reply +4
(05/04/2014) [-]
**** speedwobbles.....
#10 - anonmynous
Reply +71
(05/04/2014) [-]
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#36 to #10 - applesdontpee
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
pacify dem mammaries
#163 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
undo the calamity that is your mammaries
soothe your boobs
de-stress your breasts
adjust your bust before it combusts
#31 to #10 - vampireinarm ONLINE
Reply +20
(05/04/2014) [-]
turn down for what
#62 - michealbay
Reply +59
(05/04/2014) [-]
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#65 to #62 - anon
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(05/04/2014) [-]
godspeed
#81 to #62 - kwizzy
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
I feel like I'm going to be seeing a lot more of you.
#104 - cheastnut
Reply +47
(05/04/2014) [-]
here you go guys
here you go guys
#108 to #104 - blesstheinternet
Reply +9
(05/04/2014) [-]
you're doing Jesus' work, thank you
#51 - roxasmovess
Reply +26
(05/04/2014) [-]
This is one of my favorites.
This is one of my favorites.
#32 - niklamacz
Reply +25
(05/04/2014) [-]
**niklamacz rolled image** MFW someone throws me a beer
**niklamacz rolled image** MFW someone throws me a beer
#103 - backupclover
Reply +16
(05/04/2014) [-]
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#106 to #103 - heartbleed ONLINE
Reply +5
(05/04/2014) [-]
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#107 to #106 - backupclover
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Not if I hide it.
#110 to #107 - heartbleed ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
B-but you wouldn't do that would you senpai~? ;-;
#112 to #110 - backupclover
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(05/04/2014) [-]
Won't I?
Won't I?
#113 to #112 - heartbleed ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Now you're just making it so you'll have to hide yourself aswell. Embarrassing.
#114 to #113 - backupclover
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
... wut?
#115 to #114 - heartbleed ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/04/2014) [-]
Do you ************* game think?
#116 to #115 - backupclover
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
The game think is hard
The game think is hard
#117 to #116 - heartbleed ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Game think of hard now is it?
Game think of hard now is it?
#118 to #117 - backupclover
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Hard as my rage
Hard as my rage
#120 to #118 - heartbleed ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Wtf am I doing with my life...

Nipples <3
#102 - backupclover
Reply +15
(05/04/2014) [-]
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#105 to #102 - davidavidson
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Why am I having a giggle m8?
#109 to #102 - stonetomcat
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Pretty nice, would be a shame if somebody replied to #103 and ruined it...
#111 to #109 - backupclover
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Already happened.
#125 to #111 - stonetomcat
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
I saw that.
#48 - mummyslittlebitch
Reply +14
(05/04/2014) [-]
Finally this is relevant
Finally this is relevant
#94 to #48 - lasmamoe
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
Finally this is relevant