snow white 2014. snow way I'm hitting that.. >snow way I'm hitting that
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#1 - kaboomz (08/06/2014) [-]
>snow way I'm hitting that
#69 to #1 - jakuhlope (08/07/2014) [-]
>over 250 thumbs for retyping the description

Never change FJ, never change...
User avatar #14 to #1 - becefalus (08/07/2014) [-]
I would hit that with my truck.
#27 to #1 - inept (08/07/2014) [-]
I'd plow her...
#11 to #1 - gainesy (08/07/2014) [-]
Bitch look like a SNOWlax
#5 to #1 - nyanturtwig (08/07/2014) [-]
When she's on top of you, there's snow way your going to get her off.
User avatar #87 to #5 - amuter ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Haha... very funny joke about fat people... she just ate one too many apples okay?
#8 - zouphy (08/07/2014) [-]
This is Snow White 2014...
#75 to #8 - fukkentyranitar (08/07/2014) [-]
Snow White and the Big Bad Wolf have septuplets in the comics. MFW
#23 to #8 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
90's snow white*
User avatar #12 to #8 - bigfootluke ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
oh thank god somebody posted it
#82 to #8 - thesimonved (08/07/2014) [-]
Fables is one awesome series
game and comic
though I still hope the game has a different storyline, meaning it doesn't lead to the comics / becomes more than "just" a prequel
User avatar #84 to #82 - fables (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 to #8 - pulluspardus (08/07/2014) [-]
more like 2002, its a comic.
#77 to #49 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
Ever heard of The Wolf Among Us?

you know, the game that screenshot is from?
User avatar #90 to #77 - pulluspardus (08/08/2014) [-]
Ever heard of the comic that it is based off?
#29 to #8 - angelusprimus ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
I'd say "I'd tap that" but Bigsby would pull my gonads out through my neck.
#28 - keybladewarrior (08/07/2014) [-]
Is there an option to only save 6 of the 7 princesses hearts?
#3 - acivcrusader (08/06/2014) [-]
well, at least you know she's hungry for something to stick in her mouth  just pray she doesn't bite
well, at least you know she's hungry for something to stick in her mouth just pray she doesn't bite
User avatar #54 - dubious (08/07/2014) [-]
I'd hit it, chubby chasing is a fetish
User avatar #46 - feelythefeel (08/07/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie. I'd still tap that.
User avatar #48 to #46 - pulluspardus (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm sorry.
#73 to #46 - odderror ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
you mean harpoon that?
#50 to #46 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
anon agrees with you. We'd tap that so hard it'd burn the calories off.
User avatar #52 - Zydratejunkie (08/07/2014) [-]
No, because Snow White was the most beautiful girl in the kingdom. And that isn't beautiful.
#80 - thesimonved (08/07/2014) [-]
Check your privilege ...Snow White 2014
Check your privilege ...Snow White 2014
#51 - tailsx (08/07/2014) [-]
I ain't 'fraid of dippin' my dick in that.
#31 - riayl (08/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #63 - oceanfrank (08/07/2014) [-]
... eh give me like 8 shots of tequila and I'll be on that like a bear in a bee farm.
#21 - cralleballe (08/07/2014) [-]
And Asian apparently
And Asian apparently
#24 to #21 - LassieIsCool (08/07/2014) [-]
Its just the fat rolling over her eyes.
Its just the fat rolling over her eyes.
#26 to #24 - MrsMcDowell (08/07/2014) [-]
That's ******* creepy.
#17 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
Fat girls are ******* disgusting. Women have an obligation to look good at all times. What good is an unattractive girl? Useless.
User avatar #22 to #17 - spceinvdr (08/07/2014) [-]
lel nice opinions bro
User avatar #64 to #17 - tsoper ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
well... he's got a point...

besides cooking and cleaning, why else would a man need a woman if not for looks? think about that.
#45 to #17 - InfiniteFetus ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
I honestly have no idea why you're getting red thumbs; most of Funnyjunk typically shares the same disdain that you're expressing.
User avatar #25 to #17 - dharkmoswen (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but I defend his right to have his opinion. It's a **** opinion and he's an asshole, but he's got a right to think as wrong, misguided, and foolishly as he wants. The poor idiot.... **** off man... not all fat chicks are as ugly ass you
User avatar #32 to #25 - kiaserzerg (08/07/2014) [-]
while his opinion is worded retardedly, my view is that if she cant take care of herself, how can i expect her to care for my offspring?
User avatar #35 to #32 - dharkmoswen (08/07/2014) [-]
True, but have you met any Samoan women? Overweight, beautiful, and NOT someone you want to **** with.
#37 to #35 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
Beauty only has to do with the face. I said attractive. Sexually attractive. I don't care how pretty a girl's face is, if she is fat she is not attractive, she's just pretty. Maybe you think differently but this is what I meant in my original comment. A girl can have an ugly face but sexy body and still be sexy. A girl can have a beautiful face and disgusting fat body and still be unattractive.
User avatar #40 to #37 - dharkmoswen (08/07/2014) [-]
I see what you mean.
User avatar #36 to #35 - kiaserzerg (08/07/2014) [-]
my friend is actually samoan. they look like hawaiian chinks. and my opinion doesnt change. i aint gonna date or screw a chick who could lift her stomach and find a grilled cheese. if they are not a proportianate healthy weight to height, im looking the other way. if a girl is 5'5'' she better be under 110 lbs
User avatar #38 to #36 - dharkmoswen (08/07/2014) [-]
110 with a low body fat index maybe. Remember, muscle is much heavier than fat.

Otherwise, I completely agree with you. If she doesn't take care of herself, she can't take care of her kids.
User avatar #39 to #38 - kiaserzerg (08/07/2014) [-]
agreed, mind you if that girl works out and looks like her kegels could snap you, thats perfectly okay to be over 110.
User avatar #41 to #39 - dharkmoswen (08/07/2014) [-]
Though personally, if a girl lookss like she could break me... SO not attractive to me.
User avatar #42 to #41 - kiaserzerg (08/07/2014) [-]
im a guy who likes a challenge. im not talking biceps bigger then her head.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dharkmoswen (08/07/2014) [-]
XD Fair enough. My home is a bit more traditional though. I work, she takes care of me and the house.
User avatar #66 to #43 - kiaserzerg (08/07/2014) [-]
same, i was raised east texan with a traditionalist view, id say mid fifties to late 70s house wife. I work, she cooks and cleans. dont see a problem with her being fun.
User avatar #89 to #66 - dharkmoswen (08/08/2014) [-]
You know, I laugh that people thumb us down, most likely thinking the stereotypes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - kiaserzerg (08/08/2014) [-]
theres someone going around spamming thumbing red thumbs.
User avatar #94 to #91 - dharkmoswen (08/08/2014) [-]
Meh. I don't really care about thumbs, tbh. I was pleasantly surprised to see one of my comments get over 325 though. That was kinda cool.
#19 to #17 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
i'll bet you're ugly as ****
#15 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
Well, mark me down as almost jizzing my trousers.... Sexy.....
User avatar #60 - savagealaskan (08/07/2014) [-]
Snow Whale ehhh heh heh heh heeehhh
#61 to #60 - matexius (08/07/2014) [-]
This is the 3rd time I use this...
#59 - asmodiax (08/07/2014) [-]
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