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#53 - sheiladikshit (02/14/2014) [-]
very relevant
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#106 to #89 - sheiladikshit (02/14/2014) [-]
no... sorry it doesn't
no... sorry it doesn't
User avatar #108 to #106 - majormoron (02/14/2014) [-]
Well then. I thought FJ loved tumblr.

*grumble grumble*
#113 to #108 - sheiladikshit (02/14/2014) [-]
it's not that, but your previous comment didn't fit well with mine. just saying

User avatar #115 to #113 - majormoron (02/14/2014) [-]
Idk. Nevermind.
#1 - englman (02/13/2014) [-]
A robot that advanced could probably analyze your biochemical makeup, take a scan of your brain and ears, and then write you a custom symphony that you would perceive as soul-crushingly-perfect every day that ends in 'Y'.   
   
In 30 minutes or less, money-back guaranteed.
A robot that advanced could probably analyze your biochemical makeup, take a scan of your brain and ears, and then write you a custom symphony that you would perceive as soul-crushingly-perfect every day that ends in 'Y'.

In 30 minutes or less, money-back guaranteed.
User avatar #5 to #1 - savioranonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
That'd be sick...
I want it
#6 to #1 - tankthefrank (02/14/2014) [-]
can a souceror give a source for this please?
User avatar #11 to #6 - ompalomper (02/14/2014) [-]
for what? the post?

it's from "I, robot"
User avatar #62 to #1 - notanonyay (02/14/2014) [-]
Music student here, While what you said is totally probable. The only problem I can see is that to write such a beautiful symphony the robot would have t break music rules in order to create something original and interesting. That meaning, the robot would know all of the rules to write a good symphony, but maybe not a soul shattering masterpiece.
#73 to #1 - anon (02/14/2014) [-]
Being in touch with the latest neurobiologist research, I can assure you that it's impossible to read one's mind or predict, what a person's going to like. The metapatterns of firing neurons are too complicated to analyze in detail.
User avatar #120 to #1 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
>sunday
>not the day of anxiety and depression
#38 to #1 - stalini (02/14/2014) [-]
what game is that, if it's already released
User avatar #49 to #38 - englman (02/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if it's a game or not, so I really have no idea =\ sorry friend.
#51 to #49 - stalini (02/14/2014) [-]
Thanks anyway. It's probably some new Cabela game
User avatar #80 to #1 - bosskiss (02/14/2014) [-]
I said each day of the week very loud to see which has a y as a last letter.
#19 to #1 - anon (02/14/2014) [-]
but every day ends in y
#20 to #19 - sirowlington (02/14/2014) [-]
Why yes, you silly boy.
Why yes, you silly boy.
User avatar #30 to #1 - huszti (02/14/2014) [-]
jokes on you, i'm German, no day ends in Y
User avatar #12 to #1 - iamnotgoodwithname (02/14/2014) [-]
the way i read that was like a used car salesman and it sounded like
you were trying to sell me a robot
User avatar #7 to #1 - sliferzpwns ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
While doing a quintuple back-flip in slow motion, whistling the national anthem, All while maintaining eye contact.
User avatar #39 to #7 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (02/14/2014) [-]
As it writes what will be a New York Times bestseller in it's head.
#64 - paintskillz (02/14/2014) [-]
alternate ending by adding a different scene from the movie
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#14 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
#124 to #14 - junahi (02/14/2014) [-]
He looks like Draven in the last one.
#35 - iluvscuba (02/14/2014) [-]
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#60 - ellina (02/14/2014) [-]
Beautiful masterpiece
#42 - RogersRabbit (02/14/2014) [-]
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#72 to #42 - dudewitharake ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
but can a robot drop the next hottest rap album fresh out of the tower?
#3 - jasonseagull (02/14/2014) [-]
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#15 - thesticklebricks (02/14/2014) [-]
Will Smith?
Will Smith?
#2 - purplebuttons (02/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #121 to #2 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
where is this cat from ?

i've seen him / her multiple times, never known

tell me pls
User avatar #123 to #121 - purplebuttons (02/14/2014) [-]
I think Puss in Boots 2. Maybe..
User avatar #75 - kovyy (02/14/2014) [-]
In the movie, the robot seemed to be legitimately asking if he could, I don't think he meant it as a insult.
#47 - DrollHumor ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #52 to #47 - critality ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
source because why not ROBOT ART GIVES NEW MEANING TO BEAUTY SLEEP
User avatar #13 - lolzordz (02/14/2014) [-]
bitch I might..
#21 - tkgm (02/14/2014) [-]
He said 'A robot', not 'you'. There's big difference. But a human could. Not especially  him.
He said 'A robot', not 'you'. There's big difference. But a human could. Not especially him.
User avatar #22 to #21 - artimax (02/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, and the robot answered with "Can you" to imply that just like humans, not all robots are the same.

Or we could just stop reading into things and accept that Will Smith is racist towards robots
User avatar #23 to #22 - tkgm (02/14/2014) [-]
Machines are all the same. ******* Clone wars n **** even if it's not the same movie.
User avatar #24 to #23 - artimax (02/14/2014) [-]
But this robot wasn't the same though, isn't that like the entire story of the movie?
User avatar #25 to #24 - Menko (02/14/2014) [-]
That specific robot was intentionally made differently though. That's why he wasn't the same.
User avatar #26 to #25 - artimax (02/14/2014) [-]
So?
User avatar #27 to #26 - Menko (02/14/2014) [-]
So maybe THAT robot could write a symphony or draw a masterpiece but literally no other robot could because they were made to only follow instructions.
User avatar #28 to #27 - artimax (02/14/2014) [-]
Yeah that was exactly my point, Smith implies every human being can do that, and he replies with "Can you?" to say that he is different, not every human can do certain things and not every robot can do certain things, but he can.
User avatar #29 to #27 - artimax (02/14/2014) [-]
I realize I went against my first comment saying Or we could just stop reading into things and accept that Will Smith is racist towards robots so I'm just gonna stop here
User avatar #50 to #37 - jzpotter (02/14/2014) [-]
00Dounut. License to thrill. Or BE thrilled.
User avatar #55 to #50 - lucariopwnz (02/14/2014) [-]
Its' not pink! It's lightish red!
User avatar #56 to #55 - jzpotter (02/14/2014) [-]
Simmons! I need your ovaries!
User avatar #88 to #56 - lucariopwnz (02/14/2014) [-]
Elbow grease? How stupid do they think I am?! As soon as I get back with that headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the sergeant.
User avatar #90 to #88 - jzpotter (02/14/2014) [-]
This is all you've got? Just a flag?
User avatar #91 to #90 - lucariopwnz (02/14/2014) [-]
Well I guess I better take that... can't go back empty handed
User avatar #92 to #91 - jzpotter (02/14/2014) [-]
"...this guy becomes a sergeant, and we spy on them!"
Is this guy a retard?
User avatar #93 to #92 - lucariopwnz (02/14/2014) [-]
Is it a spider? Get it off!
User avatar #94 to #93 - jzpotter (02/14/2014) [-]
HELL YEAH! TAKE THAT YA DIRTY WHORE!
User avatar #96 to #94 - lucariopwnz (02/14/2014) [-]
All these girls want to do is talk about chick stuff... and not the fun chick stuff like ribbons and unicorns. Boring stuff like oppression! And a hostile work environment
User avatar #97 to #96 - jzpotter (02/14/2014) [-]
It'll be a Donut sandwhich!
User avatar #98 to #97 - lucariopwnz (02/14/2014) [-]
And I thought... Where can I hang out with no pants on?!
User avatar #99 to #98 - jzpotter (02/14/2014) [-]
I dotted all the eyes with hearts! hehehe.
User avatar #100 to #99 - lucariopwnz (02/14/2014) [-]
It's time to pound some caboose!
User avatar #101 to #100 - jzpotter (02/14/2014) [-]
I'm unopposed, which is the same way I got Most Likely to be Fabulous in high school!
User avatar #103 to #101 - lucariopwnz (02/14/2014) [-]
Donut: It was a great road trip! My favorite part was when Grif tried to change gears and accidentally...

Grif: Ugh please! Lets not tell the story, is there any place I can watch my hands?
User avatar #104 to #103 - jzpotter (02/14/2014) [-]
Simmons: Shotgun!
Grif: Shotgun! ... **** !
Donut: Shotgun's lap!
Simmons: **** !
User avatar #105 to #104 - lucariopwnz (02/14/2014) [-]
Hey guys. We might have a problem here. Somebody - and I'm not gonna say who - might have thought that one of the cyborg parts we needed for Simmons' surgery was a cupholder. And somebody - not naming any names here - might have left it, along with their favorite smooth jazz compilation CD, in the Warthog. I just don't know who would do such a thing.
User avatar #107 to #105 - jzpotter (02/14/2014) [-]
Was it you?
#68 - shrimpinahat ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
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#112 - tmdarby (02/14/2014) [-]
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#85 - inclemos (02/14/2014) [-]
oc kitty pic you seen it here first
User avatar #95 to #85 - toncheky (02/14/2014) [-]
yaay
User avatar #114 to #85 - prohibullion (02/14/2014) [-]
osht
#70 - TurtleOnItsBack (02/14/2014) [-]
But Will Smith did write this Will Smith - Miami
User avatar #110 to #70 - konradkurze (02/14/2014) [-]
sounds like ****
#116 to #70 - kaboomz (02/14/2014) [-]
admin check #70 out
admin check #70 out
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