smart. . I was born at an incredibly young age i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class. Not me, I was born at the age of 15.
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User avatar #13 - ooants (11/11/2013) [-]
I was the youngest person in the world once.
#80 to #13 - rdobet (11/12/2013) [-]
You were probably actually tied.
#96 to #80 - anon (11/23/2013) [-]
>implying two people could be born at the same exact planck time
#98 to #96 - rdobet (11/23/2013) [-]
>implying any contest measures units of time that small.
By that logic, there has almost never been a single tie in the history of mankind in a timed event.
#15 to #13 - rmdx (11/11/2013) [-]
omg really ? me too ! that's such a coincidence.. we should get to meet eachother a lil better
User avatar #76 to #13 - imnotkickthecat (11/12/2013) [-]
You are a possible runner up for oldest person in the world right now.
User avatar #48 to #13 - apylon (11/12/2013) [-]
put that on your resume.
#8 - burninghellion (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #8 - elementjif (11/12/2013) [-]
WHERE IS IT FROM
User avatar #51 to #28 - kombee (11/12/2013) [-]
Final Fantasi XIV a realm raborn
It's the Final Fantasy MMO recently launched. Surprisingly alright for an mmo in my opinion.
#10 to #8 - rebuttal (11/11/2013) [-]
that gif made me laugh and fart
#4 - bitchesbanthymine (11/11/2013) [-]
Not me, I was born at the age of 15.
User avatar #14 to #4 - sonnyboii ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Its like nobody ever notices that Thymine
#21 to #14 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
I am puzzled. Where did the thymine thing come from?
User avatar #93 to #21 - sonnyboii ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
He has a lot of posts, and theres always a picture with a thymine on it D:
#22 to #21 - mishaikezawa (11/11/2013) [-]
Check his username.
Check his username.
User avatar #72 to #4 - bensho (11/12/2013) [-]
So...that thymine...I think I used the program it was modeled in during my Chem lab today (if it were Scigress Explorer, that is).
User avatar #90 to #4 - rockamekishiko (11/12/2013) [-]
guanine
#17 to #4 - HaloMythbuster (11/11/2013) [-]
You may not be the only one
User avatar #81 to #17 - sorenlolz (11/12/2013) [-]
"Most trees are blue" -Jaden Smith
User avatar #12 - jibb (11/11/2013) [-]
Tumblr: Where you get kicked and hit and thrown out because you say a pun or a dry joke
User avatar #68 to #12 - phantomcrest (11/12/2013) [-]
well we really cant judge, i mean everyone here ends up ******** themselves when anything funny happens
#3 - crellow (11/11/2013) [-]
#78 to #3 - granodd (11/12/2013) [-]
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#40 - muralriver (11/12/2013) [-]
My mom left me before I was born...
#55 to #40 - thegrayknights (11/12/2013) [-]
I am sorry to hear that unborn fetus . Take this and try to feel better!
I am sorry to hear that unborn fetus . Take this and try to feel better!
#62 to #55 - nyangiraffe (11/12/2013) [-]
That movie was feely as 			****
That movie was feely as ****
#63 to #62 - muralriver (11/12/2013) [-]
What movie is it? I know nothing.
#64 to #63 - nyangiraffe (11/12/2013) [-]
End of watch. Seeing .gifs of that movie alone **** me up after watching it. Too feely
#60 to #55 - muralriver (11/12/2013) [-]
**muralriver rolls 91** Only dubs can quench my thirst for family now!
#52 - slunchy (11/12/2013) [-]
"We were dissecting frogs in science class. One kid at my table said this wasn't interesting. I said, "Yeah, but this is boring the frog to death ". My teacher turned his head, mustache bristling with rage and ordered the children to grab my arms. They threw me on the table and started to dissect me, slowly and without anesthesia. They tore out my stomach and feasted upon it. Jimmy started punching me in my exposed liver while Sarah took pliers to my teeth, meticulously twisting the teeth out of their roots and then yanking them out. The teacher put nails in between my toenails and hammered them in while the kids poured the rest of the preserving fluid into my body cavity, taking a ruler and stirring my body organs around like some hellish stew. They then proceeded to pull out each individual body hair. After all of this they threw me in the medical waste bin and set me on fire.
Tumblr tried to warn me, but I didn't listen. Learn from me..."
#79 to #52 - mvtjets (11/12/2013) [-]
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#92 to #52 - darkjustifier (11/12/2013) [-]
This sounds like a bad creepy pasta.
User avatar #53 to #52 - jopemon (11/12/2013) [-]
but you still cant see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
#70 to #53 - nukaclaw (11/12/2013) [-]
all of my yes, take it
#74 - musichead (11/12/2013) [-]
I was actually born fairly recently. My mother has a habit of procrastinating.
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#7 - kanudaman (11/11/2013) [-]
That must be nice.
God I miss that show
User avatar #54 to #7 - rustyoldrainbow (11/12/2013) [-]
sauce?
#65 to #54 - creepyunclebob (11/12/2013) [-]
Kyle XY I think, I've never seen it though so I can't say if it's any good.
User avatar #18 to #7 - scramf ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Until my netflix ran out, I was watching the **** out of that show. While everyone was gasming over Breaking Bad, I was like "Oh **** , Kyle can cure cancer?" and binge watching it with no regrets. Didn't get to finish it though. Was the series finale good?
#83 to #18 - andypanda (11/12/2013) [-]
there is no season finale
User avatar #35 to #18 - waterbottlemanboy (11/12/2013) [-]
I didn't like the show, but the series finale was cool, watched it with a friend, although it's an immediate cliffhanger.
#66 to #7 - chaosheartless ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
mfw I find out it was cancelled.
mfw I find out it was cancelled.
User avatar #57 - mikaelkid (11/12/2013) [-]
You are in this moment, the youngest you'll ever be again
User avatar #44 - rainbowrush ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
I was born at a credibly young age.
#47 to #44 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
I remember the good old days, back when I was the youngest man on Earth.
User avatar #32 - vortexrain (11/12/2013) [-]
I am as young as I'll ever be, and as old as I've ever been.
#24 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
I don't get it?
#30 to #24 - bribrian (11/12/2013) [-]
wow, you must have been born at a young age too
#33 to #30 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
Is it supposed to be a joke, or is it just... That?
#34 to #33 - bribrian (11/12/2013) [-]
its a joke...
User avatar #77 - thebestpieever (11/12/2013) [-]
No, tumblr. Stop thinking you live in an anime.
User avatar #23 - newdevyx (11/12/2013) [-]
there could be a logic in this. if you've born before you should have, then you were born at young age.
User avatar #25 to #23 - FlyingCaribou (11/12/2013) [-]
But how can you be born before you should have, if you don't know when you're supposed to be born until you're born. I mean, I understand that there are technological advances that let us get a rough estimate for date of birth, but how do you tell someone when they're supposed to be born. Bitch we don't know their life!
User avatar #26 to #25 - newdevyx (11/12/2013) [-]
i mean if you were born like 1 month before the estimated date of birth, then you could say it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - FlyingCaribou (11/12/2013) [-]
I suppose you're right, it's just weird to me. I guess it depends a lot on religion sort of. If everything is written out before a person is born, then they were technically born right when they were supposed to be.
#1 - danruaul (11/11/2013) [-]
haha to the front page with you
#6 to #1 - sanguinesolitude (11/11/2013) [-]
haha
haha
User avatar #29 - kingofhazard (11/12/2013) [-]
Just told this to my dad, he thought about it for a second with this blank look on his face then told me to go back upstairs.
User avatar #2 - vandettamask (11/11/2013) [-]
The second guy forgot too mention he also called the teacher a fat whore.
User avatar #36 - cactuspantsftw (11/12/2013) [-]
what?
you're born at age 0 so that honestly makes no sense.
#56 to #38 - thegrayknights (11/12/2013) [-]
Here, have this one as well .
Here, have this one as well .
#41 to #38 - cactuspantsftw (11/12/2013) [-]
you used that picture wrong
User avatar #42 to #41 - womd (11/12/2013) [-]
Of course you would think that when you didnt understand the joke in the first place
User avatar #45 to #43 - womd (11/12/2013) [-]
Purposely after red thumbs? enjoy my greens
User avatar #46 to #45 - cactuspantsftw (11/12/2013) [-]
Thank you
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