size does matter - sometimes. when a little guy continues to provoke a big guy - reminds me of a guy I saw at a bar who kept provoking bouncer.. elephants are so large that the phrase "choking the chicken" doesn't apply they've gotta choke the ostrich Elephant Fight pain fun funny Big hurt pull pulling
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#10 - akacitizensnips (07/22/2014) [-]
Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
User avatar #11 to #10 - bobkiller (07/22/2014) [-]
Fighting off the spur of the moment. That's awesome.
User avatar #13 to #10 - xxjmacxx ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
rekt
#25 to #13 - zerpderp (07/22/2014) [-]
☐ Not REKT    
☑ REKT    
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☑ SHREKT    
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☑ Total REKTall    
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 here use this
☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
☑ REKTangle
☑ SHREKT
☑ REKT-it Ralph
☑ Total REKTall
☑ The Lord of the REKT
☑ The Usual SusREKTs
☑ North by NorthREKT
☑ REKT to the Future
☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT
☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT
☑ LawREKT of Arabia
☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT
☑ eREKTile dysfunction
☑ REKT it ralph
here use this
User avatar #29 to #25 - galkawhm (07/22/2014) [-]
you have Rekt it Ralph on there twice.
User avatar #30 to #29 - zerpderp (07/22/2014) [-]
thats how Rekt he is
User avatar #18 to #10 - labree (07/22/2014) [-]
i hope that kid got his ******* ass beat(the skinny one) dumbass shouldve known better, im 15 and when these scrawny types with all the muscle and **** come up and try to bully me i just push their backs to a locker and tell em to piss off.
User avatar #32 to #18 - kyrill (07/22/2014) [-]
wow, this gif/video was a huge ordeal a few years back. You're not THAT young, i can't believe you missed it
User avatar #62 to #32 - labree (07/22/2014) [-]
oh no i saw it, i clapped when it came on tv.
User avatar #31 to #18 - Sperit ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
best is when the kid is 100 pounds and picks a fight with the 200 lb kid
User avatar #19 to #18 - labree (07/22/2014) [-]
also, imagine"FUS RO DAH" right at the moment of slamming
User avatar #20 to #19 - Anonomousthirteen (07/22/2014) [-]
Haha, look and laugh at the 15-year-old! Seriously, though, I know that feel. I've never had problems with bullies. Once, one tried ******* with me, so I slugged him one to the gut and told him I'd do it again if he didn't **** off. I've always held that threats are more effective if a demonstration is first given.
User avatar #21 to #20 - labree (07/22/2014) [-]
which comment are you refering to?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Anonomousthirteen (07/22/2014) [-]
The first.
#51 to #10 - bundle (07/22/2014) [-]
************ slammed him so hard his shoe came off
User avatar #7 - iamsammich (07/22/2014) [-]
elephants are so large that the phrase "choking the chicken" doesn't apply
they've gotta choke the ostrich
#40 to #7 - dawggz ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
That is brilliant.
That is brilliant.
User avatar #49 to #7 - perfectcomment (07/22/2014) [-]
i see your Muse icon, sir.

I mean, I've probably seen it a lot and every time I do see it, I comment on it. Either way, post your Matt Bellamy GIFs.
User avatar #63 to #53 - perfectcomment (07/22/2014) [-]
Nice, thanks.

Pretty sure we've done this before, actually. haha
#27 - gibroner (07/22/2014) [-]
so I've had this in my gif folder for a while
so I've had this in my gif folder for a while
#59 to #27 - zerotzallander ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
How many centuries was that?
#52 to #27 - thewasteland (07/22/2014) [-]
Most online PvP in a nutshell
#14 - harkale (07/22/2014) [-]
I was really afraid that I was about to see an elephant brutally snap the neck of an ostrich.
#61 to #14 - slightlycynical (07/22/2014) [-]
I was excited and then disappointed
User avatar #41 to #14 - toxicovrtake ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I was afraid it was going to rip the Ostrich's head off.
#42 to #41 - uncanny (07/22/2014) [-]
Those are the same things
User avatar #43 to #42 - toxicovrtake ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
No they're not. Snapping somethings neck is just breaking that somethings neck, while ripping somethings head off is.. well.. exactly what it sounds like.
#44 to #43 - uncanny (07/22/2014) [-]
I think looking at the scenario you don't need to be that specific,come on this is a post bout an elephant pulling on an ostrich neck,Not gender specifics on tumblr,you white polysexual demiromantisized kolyoptic massage giving cis scum.
I think looking at the scenario you don't need to be that specific,come on this is a post bout an elephant pulling on an ostrich neck,Not gender specifics on tumblr,you white polysexual demiromantisized kolyoptic massage giving cis scum.
User avatar #45 to #44 - toxicovrtake ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , I forgot to check my privilege!
#46 to #45 - uncanny (07/22/2014) [-]
You be all like.
You be all like.
#24 to #14 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
You kidding me? I was hoping for that.. I'm just kidding. I was hoping it would pull it's ******* head out like you do to end a dove's suffering during hunting season
#4 - include (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #4 - camzore (07/22/2014) [-]
"the fuk u say m8 i sware on me mum ill smak u in the gabb- na man jk its cool pce"
#38 to #34 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
He turns into a black dude?
#16 - jizmakdagusha (07/22/2014) [-]
Elephants are my favorite animals because they are basically living tanks with impalement spikes on the front and a prehensile water cannon that can choke people. Also I like they don't actually need penetration to mate, they use the force of their ejaculation to noscope it in there from feet away.
Elephants are my favorite animals because they are basically living tanks with impalement spikes on the front and a prehensile water cannon that can choke people. Also I like they don't actually need penetration to mate, they use the force of their ejaculation to noscope it in there from feet away.
#35 to #16 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
Elephants are bad ass. But, I prefer the noble rhinoceros. Rhinoceroses don't play games, they ******* charge your ass.
#36 to #16 - uncanny (07/22/2014) [-]
You just made elephants the coolest animal i know.
You just made elephants the coolest animal i know.
#17 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
That's not very nice, Mr. Elephant.
User avatar #5 - dalokan (07/21/2014) [-]
"Whatchu doin' bruh"

"Just choking my ostrich bruh"
User avatar #39 - ghostyogurt (07/22/2014) [-]
Always remember your tank
#60 - midnightdove (07/22/2014) [-]
Elephants are such graceful beings
Elephants are such graceful beings
#50 - medamorf (07/22/2014) [-]
Dumbo done choked a bitch
User avatar #33 - pkmnexplain (07/22/2014) [-]
Fun fact!
- People who capture Ostrich(es?) or have farms of this aliens grab them by the neck and have to LOWER it to that height to not get kicked the fudge out ( if you're asking yourself why, try to kick the air while having your head near your crotch )
- The Elephant did the exact same thing neutralizing the Ostrich's ability to even land a hit
- Elephants are badasses
User avatar #37 to #33 - elricmiless **User deleted account** (07/22/2014) [-]
We raised ostriches for 8 years when I was little and I don't ever remember doing that haha
#23 - adhdtookmyaccount (07/22/2014) [-]
Well now we know why it's neck it is so long
User avatar #9 - nywrestler (07/22/2014) [-]
He dun goofed.
#2 - quelaagislove (07/21/2014) [-]
Dawww he leared it from the movies...
Dawww he leared it from the movies...
#58 - RiflemanFunny ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
See Australians? Elephants know how it's done.
See Australians? Elephants know how it's done.
#47 - scowlingseawolf (07/22/2014) [-]
Ostrich looked like it was provoking the elephant.
Ostrich looked like it was provoking the elephant.
#28 - ellrotts (07/22/2014) [-]
SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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