shouldve pocketed them. . T anonymous on mommy / ) 22: 53: 48 File: . i -in as seams, mpg} Doolittle a girl as a best friend heavily in her house She got drunk  i came in my dads panties Once
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shouldve pocketed them

T anonymous on mommy / ) 22: 53: 48
File: . i -in as seams, mpg}
Doolittle a girl as a best friend
heavily in her house
She got drunk faster than me, I was still combos
spuddenly she bursts up into tears claiming that
she is alone and all that ****
are to make her sleep
befuddling in her bed stroking her hair
moves and pokes her ass out
boner, started to rub it into her undies
wet to horny
lap to the bathroom, she wasn' t so cautious, so she left some undies
on the shower
acorn all otter them
i saw her freaking watching me on the door
trickily, she was ******* drunk, so she puked and went back to sleep
igo back to cuddling and fall asleep too
she didn' t remember anything
days later, she tells me her mom grounded her brother for
fapping in the bathroom
3*... And cumming in her mom' s panties
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#16 - erpetrich (04/05/2014) [-]
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#33 to #16 - tdotlegitz (04/06/2014) [-]
i want to watch this movie but i already know its bad, but somewhat good at the same time
User avatar #37 to #33 - slowbroking (04/06/2014) [-]
Its so bad that it wraps around and becomes good.
#43 to #37 - flogme (04/06/2014) [-]
and then you realise that its just the same 4 scenes repeated 2-3 times with slightly different scripting and then you fully understand how bad it is.


btw, I DEFINITELY have breast cancer.
User avatar #104 to #43 - slowbroking (04/06/2014) [-]
Don't ever call The Room bad. You're just too stupid to understand it.
#105 to #104 - flogme (04/06/2014) [-]
its in my top 3 comedies ill say that
User avatar #106 to #105 - slowbroking (04/06/2014) [-]
COMEDY?!! YOU'RE CALLING THE ROOM A COMEDY? THAT JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE ROOM IS ABOUT THE HUMAN CONDITION. ITS A DRAMA, A DEEP LOOK INTO THE HUMAN PSYCHE.
User avatar #45 to #16 - yaybacon (04/06/2014) [-]
Darth Tommy Wiseau - Episode I : The Room / Star Wars mash-up
#28 to #16 - slowbroking (04/05/2014) [-]
Tommy <3
#27 to #16 - mrdrpage (04/05/2014) [-]
That 			*******		 movie.
That ******* movie.
User avatar #62 to #27 - nightlynutria (04/06/2014) [-]
care to share the title mate?
#79 to #62 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
don't listen to them, watch the entire thing. it's totally worth it.

completely unlike anything you have ever seen
User avatar #71 to #62 - erpetrich (04/06/2014) [-]
yea don't watch it all, half of the movie is just sex scenes and they a just...just god awful
User avatar #63 to #62 - mrdrpage (04/06/2014) [-]
"The Room"

I wouldn't bother watching it. Just watch youtube clips of it. It's much better.
#36 to #21 - fzjoss (04/06/2014) [-]
Dude, about a year ago a bunch of friends and i had a party and we ended up on this girl's which-i-had-a-crush-on-some-years-ago house sleeping. When we woke up i wanted to pee, so i asked her where was the bathroom, and she told me to use the one in her bedroom so i didnt woke up her parents. When i entered i saw like 3 panties just laying around, so i furiously masturbated as quick as i could and i came in them, then she realized it and never spoke to me again.  Nah, just kidding, but i did have this compulsory impulse to grab dem panties and sniff them, but i didnt do it   I did missfired and peed a lil bit on her bathroom floor, cause i was half drunk   Dont judge me, im only human    
&lt;== Somehow related
Dude, about a year ago a bunch of friends and i had a party and we ended up on this girl's which-i-had-a-crush-on-some-years-ago house sleeping. When we woke up i wanted to pee, so i asked her where was the bathroom, and she told me to use the one in her bedroom so i didnt woke up her parents. When i entered i saw like 3 panties just laying around, so i furiously masturbated as quick as i could and i came in them, then she realized it and never spoke to me again. Nah, just kidding, but i did have this compulsory impulse to grab dem panties and sniff them, but i didnt do it I did missfired and peed a lil bit on her bathroom floor, cause i was half drunk Dont judge me, im only human
<== Somehow related
#4 - germed (04/05/2014) [-]
This reminds me of one of the best comics ever posted on FJ.
User avatar #77 to #4 - admiralen ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
shoots girl in the back of the head
"innocent"
User avatar #5 to #4 - askildbaskild (04/05/2014) [-]
>one of the best comics posted on fj
>ragefaces
>...
User avatar #6 to #5 - germed (04/05/2014) [-]
Rage faces were massive on fj when this was posted, doesn't make it any less funny.
User avatar #85 to #6 - matrixone (04/06/2014) [-]
Ragefaces are ******* stupid now. They used to be good, and the comic is supposed to be taken ironically, so it's all fine.

But go **** yourself, you wannabe nonconformist.
#97 to #85 - ramnarainy (04/06/2014) [-]
If content is funny than it is funny. Even if it has rage faces or memes or green text. It doesnt matter.
#92 to #85 - misschokesonrocks (04/06/2014) [-]
"Rage faces used to be good".. I really don't understand what changed apart from extreme hate of "Le" which was used in the comics a ******** . They are just there because people want to make comics but cant even draw stick figures well, and really takes nothing away from the comic, both back then and right now when I read it
#7 to #5 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
>hating ragefaces for no reason
bandwagoner detected
User avatar #24 to #5 - hudis (04/05/2014) [-]
Go browse like the first 500 pages on the top rated pictures of all time. Ragefaces were the norm, once.
User avatar #29 to #5 - riotshieldman (04/06/2014) [-]
****** detected
User avatar #26 to #4 - perfectcomment (04/05/2014) [-]
10/10 would read again.
#23 to #4 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
That was retarded.
User avatar #86 to #4 - anusraper (04/06/2014) [-]
this comic is complete ****
#87 to #86 - puzzlr (04/06/2014) [-]
ur complete ****
User avatar #88 to #87 - anusraper (04/06/2014) [-]
ur mom is complete **** ))
#89 to #88 - puzzlr (04/06/2014) [-]
ur dads are complete ****
User avatar #90 to #89 - anusraper (04/06/2014) [-]
joke's on you, i have 2 lesbian moms ))
#91 to #90 - puzzlr (04/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #51 to #4 - kexio ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
sometimes i miss when ragefaces were the norm
User avatar #93 to #51 - alleksi (04/06/2014) [-]
no.
#20 - PenguinsOfMars (04/05/2014) [-]
Didn't smash? Damn 			*****		 tripping   
   
sidenote when I was looking for this gif in my reaction folder i knew it started with the word gay, while i was scrolling down i sung the alphabet song in my head as A B C D E F GAY
Didn't smash? Damn ***** tripping

sidenote when I was looking for this gif in my reaction folder i knew it started with the word gay, while i was scrolling down i sung the alphabet song in my head as A B C D E F GAY
#68 - josieabby (04/06/2014) [-]
One of my favorites.
User avatar #74 to #73 - norkas (04/06/2014) [-]
People still use that meme?
User avatar #83 to #68 - mrgoodlove (04/06/2014) [-]
I like where that went
#54 - hauntzor (04/06/2014) [-]
I thought it was gonna end with the girl getting pregnant from the cum-soaked panties

Mfw the actual ending
#66 to #54 - playerdous (04/06/2014) [-]
I thought she was gonna get off to him getting off
I thought she was gonna get off to him getting off
#78 to #54 - dumbasshunter (04/06/2014) [-]
as did i...
as did i...
#38 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Maybe she did remember, but was so happy you didn't take advantage of her and figured she kinda likes you for it, and blamed her brother.
#22 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
>doesn't get laid
******* loser
#47 to #22 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm not mad, I'm just dissapointed.
I'm not mad, I'm just dissapointed.
#39 to #22 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
> taking advantage of a girl who trusts him
alpha as ****
sarcasm
#41 to #39 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
> fapping into her mom's underwear
also alpha as ****
#sarcasm
#13 - pappathethird (04/05/2014) [-]
Well ... a man's gotta do what man's gotta do
Well ... a man's gotta do what man's gotta do
#17 to #13 - novren (04/05/2014) [-]
Indeed he has.
#2 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
#76 - Yojimbo (04/06/2014) [-]
I've been on the internet so long this story didn't even seem shocking to me. In fact I thought it was mild for a 4chan greentext
I've been on the internet so long this story didn't even seem shocking to me. In fact I thought it was mild for a 4chan greentext
User avatar #53 - landerp (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't get the point of doing this... you know that if you jack off into panties then that's where it's gonna stay, cum doesn't just evaporate or disappear. One look at the white crusty plate and they know someone came on it. If you had to use the panties, then why not just come on toilet paper or the shower or literally anything else?
User avatar #56 to #53 - fuzzyballs (04/06/2014) [-]
because stories don't have to be real in order to be fun?
User avatar #57 to #56 - landerp (04/06/2014) [-]
Well then in that case, let me tell you the story of how I had better **** to do on a saturday night than **** around on the internet...
#59 to #56 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
this ain't tumblr
User avatar #60 to #59 - fuzzyballs (04/06/2014) [-]
okay
User avatar #61 to #53 - badmonkey ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Actually vaginal secretion could very often result in pale maybe-not-so-crusty stains, and if they're not so perceptive they might think its they're own stains, but it'd have to be at the right spot as to not raise suspicion
User avatar #67 to #53 - alfrebecht (04/06/2014) [-]
You uh... you haven't actually tested this have you?

For the record, unless you have like, a firehose down there for some reason, there's no way you're gonna produce enough fluid for something like that to be noticeable in a single instance.

Unless I suppose, they rewore bathroom undies. Not impossible I guess...
User avatar #70 to #67 - landerp (04/06/2014) [-]
I mean I definitely wouldn't say I have a firehose down there but if I pulled this off but it would still be noticeable if not for the sight then for the distinct cum smell. I have heard a mom make testament to the fact that they notice when they do the laundry if their son jacks off into their clothes, a fact which I learned a little too late. Either way I wouldn't want to risk getting caught in this awkward pickle, I say better safe than sorry.
#82 - mrgoodlove (04/06/2014) [-]
**mrgoodlove rolled image** I like to jizz in this
User avatar #84 to #82 - SognaVetr (04/06/2014) [-]
Asa Akira, pron actress. Sweet roll.
#31 - mainstreamed (04/06/2014) [-]
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#32 - huntersdman (04/06/2014) [-]
YFW they eventually figure out it was you
YFW they eventually figure out it was you
User avatar #72 to #32 - mrspookygunship (04/06/2014) [-]
Is this from a movie?
User avatar #75 to #72 - opkmod (04/06/2014) [-]
World in Conflict. Awesome game.
World in Conflict - Trailer
#64 - supercookieduster (04/06/2014) [-]
heh, that was a good one. I cringed and laughed
heh, that was a good one. I cringed and laughed
#50 - nighthawxx (04/06/2014) [-]
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