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User avatar #43 to #2 - deathstare (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm impressed that you managed to take her out on another date! Unless you abducted her and are holding her hostage, which admittedly is not as impressive, but nonetheless...
User avatar #97 to #43 - leafonthewind (05/11/2014) [-]
well thoughtfulness like yours is rare
I appreciate how well done your humor is
#16 - therealslimdavey (05/11/2014) [-]
Except the pig was more than likely farmed inside a large warehouse with hundreds if not thousands of other pigs. He/she probably had very little room. And was probably fed some kind of bio-engineered pellet.

Still delicious regardless though.

#28 to #16 - funnygrim (05/11/2014) [-]
**funnygrim rolled image** i was really ready to say "found the vegan" when i was reading your post
User avatar #32 to #16 - playerdous (05/11/2014) [-]
For the sake of knowledge if they let a pig live free as described it would become a wild boar. Pigs can become boars but boars cannot become pigs.
#74 to #16 - bvsfang (05/11/2014) [-]
#102 to #74 - guanyu (05/11/2014) [-]
Mom Mongler
#1 - include (05/10/2014) [-]
Vegans FW.
Vegans FW.
#6 - Coolinbny (05/11/2014) [-]
Probably an unpopular opinion, but here it goes...
While I like bacon, I really don't think it's that great. Breakfast sausage, for example, is better in my opinon. I feel like most people kinda get all excited for bacon because everyone else gets excited for it. Bacon is good and all, but I don't think it's so amazing that we should base a large portion of our food culture around it. People, from what I see, get excited for bacon because everyone else does and those people then make other people falsely excited for bacon and so on. It's almost like a form of mass hysteria, but with bacon. Also, I kinda feel like, in that respect, and this is totally off topic that Lamborghini is the bacon of the car world. Sure, they're awesome, but I feel like people like Lambos simply because everyone else likes them.

Tl;dr - Of course you have many people that are die-hard fans of anything and everything, but I don't think as many people truly love bacon or anything else popular for that matter as they would have you believe.
#7 to #6 - angelwithashotgun (05/11/2014) [-]
No! Bad Coolinbny!
No! Bad Coolinbny!
#11 to #6 - ExorArgus (05/11/2014) [-]
i feel the same but chocoloate.
User avatar #12 to #6 - roflnaut (05/11/2014) [-]
I feel the same way. I like bacon, but I wasn't really raised on bacon. I would only have it maybe 4-5 times a year.
User avatar #13 to #6 - reginleif (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm of mexican descent so there wasn't much bacon in my house unless it was on sale, but the one American food I can't get enough of is Chili beans. :/

Put that on your dogs, fries it's all good.
#14 to #6 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
I don't think most people take bacon that seriously, it's just something people like to joke about. Just like how everyone says Canadians are nice when obviously they're assholes.
User avatar #19 to #6 - thebaseballexpert (05/11/2014) [-]
I don't mind the bacon loving, but i do mind going to the music/book/videogame store and seeing a whole isle dedicated to bacon flavored toothpaste, floss, t-shirts, lunch boxes, bacon scented air fresheners (for car and house), bacon shaped band-aides, etc.
User avatar #30 to #6 - stonetomcat (05/11/2014) [-]
I tried bacon and chocolate.
It tasted horrible.
#60 to #6 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
true bu issue is bacon like sausage have diffrent version such candaion dansish etc it more of type you like you can be genrally with sausage too s saying they are awasm people will assuem it falvour thye like you are talking about same with bacon
#71 to #6 - scorcho (05/11/2014) [-]
while lambo is certainly overrated, it is only natural that people like them. They're mad expensive sports cars, with a very unique and aggressive design. Ferrari is better in my opinion (if we're talking italian supercars). the exception are the audi lambos of course, they just drive like big audis (which is kinda boring)
User avatar #25 to #6 - yunoavailable (05/11/2014) [-]
personally bacon is one of my favorite meat's but I don't really love it in most things. mostly I just like it as a breakfast/brinner food and I think the way bacon has become ZOMFG IT'S *********** BACON it idiotic
User avatar #51 to #25 - namnori (05/11/2014) [-]
What's brinner? I would assume it's the slot between breakfast and dinner but that's just called lunch
#64 to #51 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
It's breakfast for dinner.
User avatar #65 to #64 - namnori (05/11/2014) [-]
Like if you wake up and it's already past lunch time so you eat a really late breakfast? Or having a full of breakfast meal in the morning, then having lunch, then having a similar meal for dinner that you had in the morning?
User avatar #129 to #65 - yunoavailable (05/11/2014) [-]
having breakfast type food for dinner. good stuff
#4 - helenwheels (05/11/2014) [-]
I get that you guys hate vegans.
But don't pretend like the pig had a happy life.
User avatar #68 to #4 - kristovsky (05/11/2014) [-]
I live in the Europes. Here, livestock has far more rights on a train than people do.
#92 to #4 - zoologyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
Actually, large market buyers have begun to refuse to purchase pigs that are crated individually. These farms are being forced to phase out crates and implement group housing, which looks more like this.
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#115 to #4 - gaytard (05/11/2014) [-]
thats danish pigs. we swedes let them roam free before we shoot them in the head with a shotgun
#118 to #115 - hurzg (05/11/2014) [-]
What does that picture mean m8
User avatar #131 to #118 - gaytard (05/12/2014) [-]
that denmark is a welfare state for *******
User avatar #121 to #4 - chimpaflimp (05/11/2014) [-]
Ever heard of "Free range"?
User avatar #132 to #121 - sparkieemae (05/12/2014) [-]
Is that what you get? Every time? You go out and buy free range pig every time you eat meat?
#63 to #4 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
plants feel pain......
User avatar #35 to #4 - SirVladimir (05/11/2014) [-]
So long as I have bacon and pork chops, I rightly couldn't give a **** .
User avatar #21 to #4 - nastyninja (05/11/2014) [-]
Some people buy free roam...
User avatar #23 to #4 - listerthepessimist (05/11/2014) [-]
then don't buy battery
User avatar #41 to #4 - komandantmirkoo (05/11/2014) [-]
i don't have to pretend. i live in a fairly rural community and we buy our meat from local farmers. you can actually see the animals roaming the ranch and living outdoors. they're only inside when the weather is bad. i rarely buy meat from supermarkets. can i hate vegans now?
User avatar #44 to #41 - helenwheels (05/11/2014) [-]
Good for you.
#116 to #44 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
wow you are a fagget
User avatar #126 to #41 - graphenz (05/11/2014) [-]
And most of the meat the general public buys comes from pigs who did not live a happy life. good life < demand. I grew up on a farm and it was a blast raising the few pigs we had until they became too old and we slaughtered them, they had a good life. Visiting a Danish Pig farm was not a blast, it was quite horrid.
#99 to #4 - heterosexual (05/11/2014) [-]
pigs sold at county fairs generally have good lives
User avatar #26 to #4 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
i only ever buy free roam
so stop pretending that all meat comes from that kinda **** .
User avatar #47 to #26 - helenwheels (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm not.
Buy free roam if it makes you happy.
Do whatever ******** you want to do.
9% of the meat is produced that way.
The guy in the post is pretending all pigs had a good life.

And I hate to break it to you but free roam is in sustainable for the amount of land it requires
User avatar #8 to #4 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
I won't, I know it didn't.
And maybe I am pure straight scum, but I don't much care.
User avatar #17 to #8 - thebaseballexpert (05/11/2014) [-]
"How would you like to be trapped up like that, being prepared for slaughter?"

"I wouldn't... but i'm not in that situation, so I don't care"
User avatar #18 to #17 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Yep, exactly. I am scum.
User avatar #22 to #18 - pvtgoblin (05/11/2014) [-]
We're on top of the foodchain for a reason.
#133 to #22 - sparkieemae (05/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, because of our ancestors being intelligent enough to work our way there. Now we have a population of 7 billion strong and the meat industry consumes massive amounts of food and water and medicine (resources could go to portions of human population that do not have access to food and clean water and are dying of starvation) so that people in America can die of heat attacks because they are 600 lbs.

Evolution: the process by which different kinds of living organisms are thought to have developed and diversified from earlier forms during the history of the earth.

"Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet" - Albert Einstein.
#75 to #22 - jippythebandit (05/11/2014) [-]
The dinosaurs were on top of the food chain...
#82 to #75 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
Yes they were. They weren't knocked off the top by any of the creatures below them, either. The thing about humans, though, is that no matter how devastating a cataclysm comes our way, we've advanced to the point where our race will almost certainly survive it.
Humans deserve to be at the top of the chain. Vegans can go on about how animals have feelings, but I don't ******* care. No animal has ever come close to the level of intelligence displayed by even the stupidest humans, and the most intelligent ones out there were trained and taught by people. So, until you can show me a pig that's capable of holding an intelligent thought, I'm gonna eat bacon.
User avatar #125 to #82 - commontroll (05/11/2014) [-]
The only thing that can be a threat to us I would say is a super advanced AI, and that's only IF we even allowed it unshackled access to the internet.
#84 to #82 - jippythebandit (05/11/2014) [-]
I like bacon myself, dont take me wrong. I just don't think one should be that hotheaded about being on top of the foodchain. You never know what's gonna happen, maybe we one day find ourselves one step down.

Also the thing is, pigs CAN feel pain. We are constantly discovering that other animals are a lot more than we thought, so why not emotions? I'm not saying you should stop eating meat, just that we shouldn't feel damn superior to everyone else. One day someone might take our place, maybe from another planet? I don't know, but just think about it. The pipe would have another tune.

And also the thing you said about that humans can survive ANYTHING, i don't find that to be likely.
#81 to #75 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
Some dinosaurs were. And also, they didn't go extinct because of their eating habits
User avatar #45 to #8 - helenwheels (05/11/2014) [-]
Good on you.
The guy in the post is denying it.
#15 - badjojobeans (05/11/2014) [-]
What do you call a Vegan that wanks?   
A non dairy creamer.
What do you call a Vegan that wanks?

A non dairy creamer.

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User avatar #42 to #40 - badjojobeans (05/11/2014) [-]
I didn't know that. Got it off a friend on FB.
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#110 to #98 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm sure all aliens would look at is ******** 14 year olds on tumblr.
not how we're a violent and stupid race of barbarians.
Nope. They look at retards squealing over their own ****** jokes on the internet.
#103 - mrjunebug (05/11/2014) [-]
Pigs, cows, and chickens live a horrible life. I admit, i'm a carnivore and I ******* devour meat. But denying that the animals we eat suffered is ******* stupid. Lets just say, they suffered a very tasty juicy delicious grilled barbeque slathered death.
User avatar #108 to #103 - monsieurhonkhonk (05/11/2014) [-]
Agreed. Look up anything concerning factory farming and I guarantee you'll look at fast food in an entirely different light.
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#94 to #85 - zombiederto (05/11/2014) [-]
Close but no cigar mate.
#70 - asmodeu (05/11/2014) [-]
Although I am not a vegan, vegetarian or vaginian, I like salad more than bacon.
I believe bacon is overrated and that they usually put too many tons of salt on one single nano-metric piece of bacon.
User avatar #86 to #70 - technobanana (05/11/2014) [-]
Bacon bits in salad is ******* amazing though
User avatar #72 to #70 - hyeroshi (05/11/2014) [-]
I like tiny bits of bacon in salad once in a while. They crispy texture blends well with the crisp taste of fresh lettuce.
#77 to #72 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
This gave me an erection
User avatar #88 to #70 - roflstorm (05/11/2014) [-]
I completely agree with you on this one.
Bacon is tasty, but isn't a ******* god food.
It goes great with sausages and pancake. Not nutella or by itself by the truck load.
Bacon bits on pizza or in an actual salad; amazing.
#117 - furiousmarshmellow (05/11/2014) [-]
You know, plants are classified as &quot;living organisms.&quot;   
So, technically, plants are living things, too.
You know, plants are classified as "living organisms."

So, technically, plants are living things, too.
#39 - aqwtg (05/11/2014) [-]
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#93 - mikoli (05/11/2014) [-]
not a even a vegetarian here but i can almost guarantee that that pig was not roaming around outside most of its life it was probably cramped hoof to hoof in a sty before being taken to slaughter in one of these. i understand the guy was joking, but still. i usually try not to think about what i'm eating
User avatar #96 to #93 - fuzzyballs (05/11/2014) [-]
that's transport you stupid ****
there are laws to give every animal minimum space, so they can actually stretch and turn and ****
#105 to #96 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
But wait, there's more
#104 to #96 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, sure
#100 to #96 - mikoli (05/11/2014) [-]
ok maybe for the short time in their lives they're being transported. And there's no need for name calling.
User avatar #3 - vetis (05/11/2014) [-]
I do love seeing stuff like this, because you know the vegan saw the picture and could have just huffed and puffed to themselves, but they actually took time out of their day to read everything everyone else had to say about it instead and had to start an argument about it. It gets me tingly in my pants just thinking about it.
User avatar #90 to #3 - battlesmurf (05/11/2014) [-]
These are almost always fake, you know
User avatar #91 to #90 - vetis (05/11/2014) [-]
If they're fake, then oh well. At least they're entertaining, but then what I said is not applicable. If it's real, then it's even more entertaining and what I said is applicable.
#87 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
now I feel bad for vegetables
now I feel bad for vegetables
User avatar #89 to #87 - princessren ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
oops...I was logged out
User avatar #61 - sociocat (05/11/2014) [-]
Veggitables can't think. That's why human veggitables are called what they are
#55 to #49 - anotheroneonearth (05/11/2014) [-]
I wish pigs in real life were like that
#56 to #55 - erotictentacle (05/11/2014) [-]
pigs are dee-lish~
pigs are dee-lish~
#57 to #56 - anotheroneonearth (05/11/2014) [-]
but pigs in clothes are not
#59 to #57 - erotictentacle (05/11/2014) [-]
good thing not everyone's a piggy~
good thing not everyone's a piggy~
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