sad viking was late. remember: pillage the villages and rape the women, not the other way around. iritis' i in n tum Ii. Looks like he's never late at the dinnertable sad viking pillaging
Click to expand
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - creator incarnate (08/11/2014) [-]
Looks like he's never late at the dinnertable
#12 to #1 - maybetroll (08/12/2014) [-]
fatshamed viking is sad
User avatar #5 to #1 - boomerpyro (08/12/2014) [-]
vikings needed to be fat, it's a big help to be both fat and muscular, it shielded them, fought of starvation a bit, kept them warm, sleep anywhere
the life of a viking is fought with peril
#9 to #5 - lucaerys (08/12/2014) [-]
That and, as you build muscle naturally it's not unusal to put on a lot of mass around the midsection. The muscles in your core thicken up, to better support your spine and the extra mass. That's why really uber-strong guys like high-mass weight lifters and the actor who plays The Mountain have big tummies; it's structural tissue-the result of being truly swole.
#21 to #9 - John Cena (08/12/2014) [-]
Not really, it's just because to get big you need to eat big, if you're wanting to be strong as **** , you don't need to worry about fasting and **** to get washboard abs

That's what you do if you want to be a fitness model or smth, besides the difference in strength is not really down to aesthetics, personal preference more than anything
#8 to #5 - John Cena (08/12/2014) [-]
lol just imagiue the image of a viking raid being a bunch of fat ***** running in or rolling in
User avatar #11 to #8 - thechosentroll (08/12/2014) [-]
It's a bit less funny when one of the fat ***** splits your skull in half with an axe.
#19 to #11 - havenoballs (08/12/2014) [-]
Ah yes, god damn vikings.
#3 - englman (08/12/2014) [-]
That is quite a lot of chainmail..
That is quite a lot of chainmail..
User avatar #22 to #3 - datmine (08/12/2014) [-]
Well you need it if you dont want to die.
User avatar #26 to #3 - trollmobile (08/13/2014) [-]
why wouldn't it be?
it's heavy, but what's a bit of extra weight to prevent a spear from piercing your tigh?
User avatar #27 to #26 - englman (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm not sure anyone is really getting that I'm making a fat-joke..
#14 to #3 - John Cena (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, unlike your ****** weeb MMOs, good chainmail covers the entire body, not just the overfilled bras.
User avatar #10 - residentevilfan (08/12/2014) [-]
Did he at least rape and murder
#2 - John Cena (08/12/2014) [-]
Thats not a viking
User avatar #18 to #2 - havenoballs (08/12/2014) [-]
That's a landwhale.
#15 - mcmental (08/12/2014) [-]
what disappointed him the most though, was there were no virgins left to rape. All the woman of the village were used up, cum filled dumpsters...
This displeases Techno Viking...
Techno Viking: Ikke kule gutta. Som går mot Viking Bro Code. Du bør ha minst forlot ham en Virgin å deflower.
#25 to #15 - gisuar (08/12/2014) [-]
he seems to be german though
#16 to #15 - stupidgranny (08/12/2014) [-]
As a norwegian reading that gave me cancer.
Here's a more grammar thingy correct version:

Ikke kult gutter! Ikke gå mot viking bro coden. Dere burde minst ha latt en være igjen til meg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mcmental (08/12/2014) [-]
My deepest apologies my Norwegian friend. I dont know diddly squat about your language and had to resort to Google Translate. Alas thats like asking a drunk, cross eyed, retard for directions at an 8 way intersection...
#24 - John Cena (08/12/2014) [-]
tfw all the woman have already been raped and murdered before you could have a go
#23 - datmine (08/12/2014) [-]
Have this gif.
Have this gif.
#20 - John Cena (08/12/2014) [-]
He was late for the pillaging because he was too slow, because he was too fat.

Too many potatoes and not enough fish
User avatar #7 - dunkleosteus (08/12/2014) [-]
No viking had that much iron.
#6 - John Cena (08/12/2014) [-]
But at least he made it in time for the raping.
User avatar #4 - plokix (08/12/2014) [-]
Source is Battle of the Nations.
#28 to #4 - John Cena (01/01/2015) [-]
Actually this was taken at the Abbey Medieval Festival in Caboolture in Australia.
 Friends (0)