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User avatar #12 to #1 - uberteddy (06/30/2014) [-]
What's the surprise?
#18 to #12 - crocodilorage (06/30/2014) [-]
His dick man.
His dick was a surprise.
#20 to #12 - notnotnot (06/30/2014) [-]
Rape
#2 - naziwalrusonmeth (06/30/2014) [-]
Holy **** it's Vlad!
#41 to #2 - anon (06/30/2014) [-]
"You got the tiara? Excellent, do what you want with the money, I just wanted to ruin Dimitri's perfect ******* day."
User avatar #77 to #32 - russianexplain (07/01/2014) [-]
**russianexplain rolled user leonhardt ** Dima has something to say to you
User avatar #36 to #32 - toncheky (06/30/2014) [-]
One of my favorite pictures ever. First time I've read it I could barely breathe how much I laughed.
#57 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** when i was in air force one
User avatar #79 to #57 - mrfartypants (07/01/2014) [-]
you looked pretty good
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#63 to #57 - lecorbi (07/01/2014) [-]
u wer h0t
User avatar #26 - sovietsamurai (06/30/2014) [-]
I find it sad that we are always portrayed as evil in western media
#33 to #26 - swagmonstah ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Then don't be evil?
#37 to #26 - anon (06/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, but we don't really think of you as evil. It's just a sort of reference to history, like a running gag.
User avatar #40 to #26 - eight (06/30/2014) [-]
Putin seems sort of evil right now. Just saying. Maybe you should slap your leaders around if they aren't accurately representing the interests of your people.
User avatar #72 to #40 - sovietsamurai (07/01/2014) [-]
I hate Putin as a leader ...

he is ruining my country with his stupid policies
User avatar #73 to #72 - eight (07/01/2014) [-]
He's ruining other countries too it would seem. I'm guessing you live in Russia, do you see war on the horizon?
User avatar #74 to #73 - sovietsamurai (07/01/2014) [-]
In my opinion, war is always in the horizon ...

If it's not one country it's another ... Politicians are only concerned with lining their pockets and power ...

******* bastards ...

It is for this reason which why I HATE rich people ... or any country ... they are all thieves the lot of them ...
User avatar #75 to #74 - eight (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it seems like the only super power starting trouble is Israel and USA. Now Russia is doing it with Ukraine and it's pissing a lot of people off. If Russia gets into a war, I think it might start a chain reaction resulting in world war 3.
User avatar #76 to #75 - sovietsamurai (07/01/2014) [-]
Nah ... There isn't anything strategically important about Crimea or Ukraine ...

If WW3 happens, I think it will be because of slimy muslim bastard people
User avatar #48 to #26 - obidomkenobi (06/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, if the big boss man acts like a cunt, everyone underneath him will be portrayed that way. Don't worry though, me know most of you guys are cool as **** though.

Quick question, why so many dash cams in Russia?
User avatar #52 to #48 - fistpump (07/01/2014) [-]
I heard that's because there is a lot of insurance claims that are often false, so having a dash cam helps back-up your legitimate claims.
And yeah, you're right about the big bad boss thing. Germans were hated by damn near everyone because of Hitler, America was hated by damn near everyone for Raegan and Bush Sr, Britain was hated because of Tony Blair, etc etc.
It's kinda weird that humans seem to be designed to be ruled over, and they are usually ruled over by total tools.
User avatar #58 to #52 - bobthejob (07/01/2014) [-]
why did everyone hate Regan, in America he is seen as one of the best presidents we ever had.
User avatar #61 to #58 - fistpump (07/01/2014) [-]
Because his spats with the Russians made the world anxious about the possibility of nuclear war. Even though Russia is also to blame, a lot of the rest of the world seem to once again pin the blame on America.
I guess people just need scapegoats from time to time to make themselves feel better about the possibility of a very grim future. Here in England, no matter what our Prime Minister does, he will always be the most hated person in the country, because the rest of us can blame him for taxes and cuts and the housing crisis. Of course he isn't personally to blame, but it makes us feel better having a good old whine about it.
User avatar #56 to #52 - obidomkenobi (07/01/2014) [-]
A fair point, but there seems to be a super abundance of them, so it a mandatory law to have them? Or are all Russian drivers just super careful and safe to have them? And I've lived in Germany half my life (was born there) and the one thing they teach German kids in schools is don't be patriotic, you're less likely to be brainwashed into another cause. Tony Blair did a lot of good, but it's easy to overlook for all the evil. A lot of people forgot he wiped the slate clean on a lot of people's debt and introduced minimum wage.

Putin just ******* annexed Crimea, so he has that going for him? I suppose?
User avatar #64 to #56 - fistpump (07/01/2014) [-]
No, they aren't mandatory, it's just that a lot of innocent Russians feel safer with a dashcam. Apparently the Russian Highway Patrols are notorious for police brutality, corruption, extortion and bribery. I suppose the cameras act as a deterrence for corrupt cops. Combine that with the false insurance claims and the high concentration of drunk drivers (I can't find a list of exact figures, but it seems as though Russia is in the top five countries for drunk-driving deaths per year) and you have yourself one large reason to want to record 24/7.
User avatar #65 to #64 - obidomkenobi (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can imagine the drunk driving being a major one in Russia. I have a friend from there who drank literally because it made him feel warmer and happier. The other parts, I guess I just like to think that even Russia isn't as bad it's made out to be, especially like that. But I also like to think of the world a better place than it is. Reality bites though :/
User avatar #71 to #48 - sovietsamurai (07/01/2014) [-]
Insurance

lots of insurance fraud
#49 to #26 - fistpump (06/30/2014) [-]
Americans and Russians will always have bad blood between them. Just like England and France, and Germany and France, and Italy and France, and France and other areas of France.
User avatar #67 to #49 - norkas (07/01/2014) [-]
That was a good comic.
#14 - copsncrooks (06/30/2014) [-]
MFW When I realise that must've been the joke all along
User avatar #17 to #14 - weinerdick (06/30/2014) [-]
>your face when when
#27 to #17 - gtfomylawnbish (06/30/2014) [-]
**gtfomylawnbish rolled image**

MFWW
#30 to #27 - phoenix grinder (06/30/2014) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolled image** damn, thatsa good roll
#4 - biebergotswag (06/30/2014) [-]
i never saw any play i took part in or directed, because i'm too embarrassed to see myself on stage. same goes with him i guess
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User avatar #9 to #4 - nativninja (06/30/2014) [-]
thats a picture of jb on stage, but thats the joke, isnt it
User avatar #35 to #4 - basicargentinian (06/30/2014) [-]
I think trolls are a good part of funnyjunk, because without a little cancer a site can become the cancer itself.
User avatar #51 to #46 - thempc (06/30/2014) [-]
i had to actually draw the lines in paint... i'm a retard
#47 to #4 - winnen (06/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #21 to #4 - suikerpapa (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh it's the pleb that only has 167 reaction images of his consistent mascot
#59 to #21 - winnen (07/01/2014) [-]
Jullie zijn beide triestig; de hele dag op deze site zitten ''thumbs'' vergaren om zo je ''ranks'' te verbeteren, niets beters te doen?   
   
Enkel en alleen om de aandacht van een stel animefagamerikanen te krijgen :')
Jullie zijn beide triestig; de hele dag op deze site zitten ''thumbs'' vergaren om zo je ''ranks'' te verbeteren, niets beters te doen?

Enkel en alleen om de aandacht van een stel animefagamerikanen te krijgen :')
User avatar #60 to #59 - suikerpapa (07/01/2014) [-]
In de tussentijd ben ik bezig mijn VWO diploma te halen, en meerdere hobbies te beoefenen hoor, maak je geen zorgen
User avatar #22 to #21 - linxusthevagabond (06/30/2014) [-]
too bad he's more alpha than you will ever be.
User avatar #23 to #22 - suikerpapa (06/30/2014) [-]
At least I'm not a ******* pleb
#29 to #4 - ctenop (06/30/2014) [-]
How do you not see something you direct?
How do you not see something you direct?
User avatar #34 to #29 - basicargentinian (06/30/2014) [-]
by being a blind director
#66 to #34 - jasohazard (07/01/2014) [-]
Like M Night Shamalamadingdong?
Like M Night Shamalamadingdong?
User avatar #87 to #66 - basicargentinian (07/01/2014) [-]
I...I...I didn't see that coming.
User avatar #6 to #4 - captainstinkypinky ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #78 - sockbag (07/01/2014) [-]
Is anyone else experiencing a very slow funnyjunk over the last 12 hours or so?
#24 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** jokexplain airforcexplain moviexplain planexplain pls
User avatar #25 to #24 - jokexplain (06/30/2014) [-]
he said he didnt see a movie.
the actor actually starred in it.
it´s a fourth wall-breaking gag.
#28 to #25 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
I didn't watch the movie, and he didn't really look the same to me. Thanks.
#7 - speednugget (06/30/2014) [-]
**speednugget rolled user fuckscreennames ** sucks ass
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User avatar #19 to #8 - hottamaleez (06/30/2014) [-]
Always gotta play the Mr. Rodgers card, huh?
User avatar #42 to #19 - fuckscreennames (06/30/2014) [-]
only when somebody is really being an asshat
User avatar #55 to #42 - hottamaleez (07/01/2014) [-]
alright, fair enough
User avatar #31 to #8 - marioslmg (06/30/2014) [-]
Who the hell is mister rogers?
I mean, was he really that great of a person that he flips a troll?
To me, he seems like a parent with too high hopes for his children...
#62 to #31 - rakoom (07/01/2014) [-]
One of the few people in the world with genuine love for human beings. And he both shared, and taught it onwards to children and adults alike.
#80 - mrfartypants (07/01/2014) [-]
**mrfartypants rolled image** lol a joke i never knew that was there
#54 - spidahridah (07/01/2014) [-]
I thought the bad guys in Airforce One were Kazakhs...
I thought the bad guys in Airforce One were Kazakhs...
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#3 - unoletmehavename (06/30/2014) [-]
Didn't he also do a mocap for Vladimir from Battlefiled 3 ?
User avatar #10 to #3 - biodead (06/30/2014) [-]
We don't talk about battlefield 3's campaign
#13 to #10 - unoletmehavename (06/30/2014) [-]
I know,I know it was bad,but still it was better then the ********* of Battlefiled 4 campaign
User avatar #15 to #13 - biodead (06/30/2014) [-]
i like bf4's campaign a bit more because i kinda of cared about irish and pac but it was still **** and dice should stick to multiplayer.
#16 to #15 - unoletmehavename (06/30/2014) [-]
I agree with that,my only problem with bf4 campaing was that toad Hanah,Irish and Pac were cool,and the squad before her was good,and the ungodly ammount of bugs.
User avatar #70 to #16 - biodead (07/01/2014) [-]
She was a bitch and the bugs were terrible my whole campaign got deleted because of a bug it sucked.
#82 to #70 - unoletmehavename (07/01/2014) [-]
For the first few days I coudn't pass the first level,I got a corrupted save,and the game crashed,I only played the last level three ******* times so I can get the weapons and gear for multiplayer.And she was,a screaming annoying bitch.
User avatar #83 to #82 - biodead (07/01/2014) [-]
That was the stupid ******* thing about the entire campaign i took your choice away and said **** you, but there was a lot more dovelopment with pac and irish then any character in 3.
#84 to #83 - unoletmehavename (07/01/2014) [-]
That is ture,Pac and irish were likable,especially Pac,but for me it went downhill when Hannah came in,she was just screaming,and sounded like a tryhard to impress Irish.
User avatar #85 to #84 - biodead (07/01/2014) [-]
irish vs. hannah was totally out of the blue until she betrayed him it just felt wrong.
#86 to #85 - unoletmehavename (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah it was,I admit I like how the level looked where she betrayed you with the rain and stuff.
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