#rekt. Fresh off the Daily Bike Thread on 4chan's /o/ board. ewe in apartment complex Walking out to my car 3 guys and 2 girls around my bike wat. jpg wet to se rekt motorcycle
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#rekt. Fresh off the Daily Bike Thread on 4chan's /o/ board. ewe in apartment complex Walking out to my car 3 guys and 2 girls around my bike wat. jpg wet to se

Fresh off the Daily Bike Thread on 4chan's /o/ board

ewe in apartment complex
Walking out to my car
3 guys and 2 girls around my bike
wat. jpg
wet to see the Commotion
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Yeah it is, really fast bike"
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Yeah I bet. What kind is that?"
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#4 - crazyolitis (11/17/2013) [-]
Bikes do not take lightly to being sat on, if it is not allowed by their owner. They often seek revenge.    
   
Yes, I am aware that it is a different kind of bike.
Bikes do not take lightly to being sat on, if it is not allowed by their owner. They often seek revenge.

Yes, I am aware that it is a different kind of bike.
#89 to #4 - thenikohero ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
And I still wonder who the **** Mike is..
#13 to #4 - thereforeiamnot (11/18/2013) [-]
Some bikes won't even let you touch them
#38 to #13 - wolfzro (11/18/2013) [-]
What I immediately thought of.
What I immediately thought of.
User avatar #279 to #38 - zahnrad (11/18/2013) [-]
Julius Little?
User avatar #5 to #4 - swimmingprodigy (11/17/2013) [-]
Id go crazy if I went outside my house and saw someone sitting on my bike. Like who the **** are you and why are you touching property that doesnt belong to you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - crazyolitis (11/17/2013) [-]
I can see a sequel coming up. Bike 2: the wreckening.
#30 - deadlydong (11/18/2013) [-]
what i thought he meant by bike...i am ashamed..
User avatar #273 to #30 - kauestud (11/18/2013) [-]
Thats not a bad bike
#297 to #30 - edurodgermartinez (11/18/2013) [-]
Don't be ashamed
The world bows down before the cyclist master race

#300 to #30 - picklefcker (11/18/2013) [-]
I thought he meant this by ignition...until now. I went full retard.
User avatar #318 to #30 - imagnetsux ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
i thought that until he said "can you turn it on"?
#216 to #30 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
My little uncle managed to make the hottest pole dancer there is in my town fall in love with him as he used the Cupid Love System (Google it). I wish I found myself joyful for him but I dream a gorgeous person would fall in love with me like that. I’m incredibly envious. Does that mean I’m a bad individual?
User avatar #251 to #216 - garymotherfingoak (11/18/2013) [-]
you need to let go of jealousy, otherwise that envy will grow into wrath and worse.
#76 to #30 - yorker (11/18/2013) [-]
I wouldn't blame someone for taking pictures of these kinds of bikes.
#208 to #76 - guythatdisagrees (11/18/2013) [-]
Yeah they're cool.
#122 to #30 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
Woah, nice bike man. What kind of bike is it?
#243 to #30 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
Do not fret, we all are.
User avatar #47 to #30 - thunderchanter (11/18/2013) [-]
You're not alone. Until he said "taking pics" I thought he meant a bicycle.
User avatar #57 to #47 - Nanico (11/18/2013) [-]
I thought he meant a bicycle until he said "turn it on"
#132 to #30 - CapObvious (11/18/2013) [-]
I didn't get it either until he said ignition..
I didn't get it either until he said ignition..
User avatar #41 to #30 - sircontagious (11/18/2013) [-]
What, isnt that what it's about? I always turn the ignition on with my keys on my bike.
User avatar #219 - sexpresso (11/18/2013) [-]
I thought he meant a bicycle. And then i realized i have a child's mind.
User avatar #266 to #219 - cstyle (11/18/2013) [-]
He referred to it as a bike, of course you think of it as a bicycle
#221 to #219 - wunderlichh (11/18/2013) [-]
It isn't your fault, I just thought the same
It isn't your fault, I just thought the same
User avatar #228 to #221 - lusir (11/18/2013) [-]
That gif will give me nightmares
#338 to #221 - superintrovert (11/22/2013) [-]
We were all there man lady-bro? whatever , we all thought that same damn thing.
#81 - adr (11/18/2013) [-]
>be me, be me at work, 17 years old   
>guy starts talking to me about cars and such while sitting in the shallow end   
>he leaves about 5 minutes before closing   
>I walk outside to get in my Mustang and leave   
>guy standing outside smoking a cigarette   
>tells me how fast his car is and I ask him if I can take a look at it   
>walks up to my car, proceeds to tell me how expensive the exhaust, wheels, tires, etc, was   
>just nod and act impressed   
>decide it is time to go, tell him I'll see him around   
>unlock car, get in and start it, nod to him and pull away   
>mfw leaving   
>he never came back to swim any more after that
>be me, be me at work, 17 years old
>guy starts talking to me about cars and such while sitting in the shallow end
>he leaves about 5 minutes before closing
>I walk outside to get in my Mustang and leave
>guy standing outside smoking a cigarette
>tells me how fast his car is and I ask him if I can take a look at it
>walks up to my car, proceeds to tell me how expensive the exhaust, wheels, tires, etc, was
>just nod and act impressed
>decide it is time to go, tell him I'll see him around
>unlock car, get in and start it, nod to him and pull away
>mfw leaving
>he never came back to swim any more after that
User avatar #129 to #81 - hairbrush (11/18/2013) [-]
That was the perfect reaction pic for your post, had a good laugh
User avatar #143 to #81 - toncheky ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
You had a Mustang at 17? Nice.
#305 to #143 - adr (11/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, my dad got offered a really nice deal on it and I had been working since I was 15 and had a good bit of money saved up. Also I had earned a lot of trust by not having any tickets or anything so they got it for me.
User avatar #314 to #305 - toncheky ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Also pics of Mustang or it didn't happen, you know the rules.
#315 to #314 - adr (11/18/2013) [-]
Note the door
User avatar #316 to #315 - toncheky ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
**** ***** that's ******* nice. Love the pipes and the rims. Also the color. Dropping it a few inches wouldn't hurt tho.

All this saddens me actually. In USA you can get your driver's license at 16yo right? And there's no horse power limit if I'm not mistaken?
Here in Croatia you can pass the driving school at 17 but you can only get your driver's license at 18. Then you can't drive a car more powerful than 80kW or 105HP until you're ******* 24 years old! Unless the law changes (should be changed early 2014.) my car will sit in a garage 90% of the time during those 6 years.
#317 to #316 - adr (11/18/2013) [-]
There is no limit on what you can drive and in my state you get your license at 16, permit to drive with a parent at 15. And it is lowered 2.5" in the front and 2" in the back on Ford Racing B springs. You can't tell in the picture but I only have around 6" between the ground and my mufflers
User avatar #327 to #317 - toncheky ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
That can be great and terrible at the same time. The law we had before this one is that you have to drive for 2 years before the limit was removed, to gain experience and that was completely fine, but then some idiot brought this up and it baffles me how did they think it's better than the former one.
Weird, it seems pretty tall, maybe it's the angle.
#329 to #327 - adr (11/19/2013) [-]
This is an older picture so things have been added/removed. The bottom of the car is only around 2 inches above my ankle. The mufflers go a bit lower though. I have scraped on gravel driveways, pot holes, speed bumps, and a few others things but it is just high enough to be manageable.
#330 to #329 - toncheky ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Ah yes I see now. It's just right. Really a nice ride bro. Gimme some specs?
This is my car, what I'll do is drop it a bit, paint the rims black and add a red pinstripe on the rim edge, dim the tail lights, put a V6 Tib tail and some nice sounding exhaust... and that's about it.
enlarge at yr own risk lol
#331 to #330 - adr (11/19/2013) [-]
2004, 3.9L V6. Around 200 hp/250 lb/ft of torque. Performance mods are Flowmaster Force II exhaust, K&N FIPK air intake, Ford Racing B springs, Nitto NT555 275/ZR18 tires. Cosmetic it has 35% tint(darkest that is legal here), Raxiom smoked head lights and tail lights, 2010 GT500 18" wheels, all the caution lights and the brake light on the trunk are smoked black, the Mustang letters on the bumper have steel inserts, my initials on the side, all the badges, door handles, and the spoiler are sprayed matte black, the grille has steel billets on the top and bottom, and I have some smoked Raxiom fog lights I am waiting to put on
#333 to #331 - toncheky ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Hm, I thought 3.9L is capable of more than 200hp, but that's plenty already. Mine is only 2.0L with 145hp and 190nm torque. Not much I can do there, maybe chip tuning and ECU remap, I think I can get it to 180hp that way.
I love all the details you've done, they really give it a stealthy, simple look. Is the exhaust straight pipe? I don't see a muffler.
I tried to find a picture of a Tib that looks the most like my idea and I think I found it, pic related. Let's say that's about my goal pretty much.
#335 to #333 - adr (11/19/2013) [-]
Looks good, and no it has 2 high flow mufflers. The newer V6 mustangs are making 305 hp they have come a long way. The Mustangs around my year were made more cheaply then the newer ones. They are still good years just weren't up to their potential
User avatar #336 to #335 - toncheky ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Ah, right, didn't think about it like that.
#332 to #330 - adr (11/19/2013) [-]
I enlarged, hory shiet
User avatar #334 to #332 - toncheky ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Yeah 10MPix photos, gotta size that down, transferring and uploading is a hassle.
#328 to #327 - adr (11/19/2013) [-]
I was parked on a hill so one side was dipped down a bit, that might have something to do with it, give me a minute and I'll find a better picture on FB
User avatar #313 to #305 - toncheky ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I bet you got mad pussy.
#169 - pappathethird (11/18/2013) [-]
mfw reading the comments
User avatar #16 - dabronydude (11/18/2013) [-]
this guy has a car and a bike?
awesome.
User avatar #133 to #16 - nextgenmidgett (11/18/2013) [-]
i have two bikes

bikes..no... scooters :'( but theyre quite fast
#140 to #16 - buttrfingrz (11/18/2013) [-]
He also owns an apartment complex.
#63 - lyphowut (11/18/2013) [-]
>be 17 at the time
>hanging with GF
>she has really strict parents that creep corners and listen to convo n ****
>start making out
>realize I'm not getting my dick wet at 4pm on a tuesday
>suggest we get starbucks just to get out of the house
>Head to starbucks
>I ******* hate coffee so I order a vanilla bean Frappacino because it's ******* dank
>on the way home bitch starts rubbing my thighs
>wildBONERappears.png
>pull into parking lot by tennis courts
>proceed to get the sloppiest road dome to date
>"Holy **** I'm about to cum"
>she stops
>tells me to finish myself and leaves to take a piss
>shamefully drain my half blue balls into whats left of the vanilla bean frappacino
>drive to her house
>walking up the the front door she says she left her phone in my car
>give her the keys and go inside

mfw she walks in the front door finishing off the vanilla jizz frappe
#80 to #63 - jewjewbinks (11/18/2013) [-]
i ******* hate coffee and i order that vanilla bean **** too. ***** goooooood
User avatar #123 to #63 - hairysmellyanus (11/18/2013) [-]
Like she wasn't gonna swallow later.
User avatar #147 to #63 - elevation (11/18/2013) [-]
I never cared for coffee but those vanilla bean frappes are awesome
User avatar #88 to #63 - playerdous (11/18/2013) [-]
This is amazing.
#234 to #63 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
*jizz fappe
#249 to #63 - dross (11/18/2013) [-]
Vanilla been fapped-in-ccino*
Vanilla been fapped-in-ccino*
User avatar #124 to #63 - AresX (11/18/2013) [-]
>she stops
>tells me to finish myself and leaves to take a piss

Seriously what the **** ?
User avatar #67 to #63 - swimmingprodigy (11/18/2013) [-]
>having a prude gf who wont even finish you off

not evern once
#28 - thewrasler (11/18/2013) [-]
>Be last week
>Walking back to my dorm from dinner
>almost to the door, going through the parking lot
>see hambeast leaning against my car, chatting up two fatty mcgoos
>my car is nothing too special, but is respectable enough, and the money I've put into it is evident.
>Overhear hambeast describing how he bought it himself, put tons of work into it, and supposed adventures in it.
>The smugness in his voice pisses me off.
>walk up, unlock the door and start it up.
>drive away laughing as he waddles after the females, trying to explain himself.
User avatar #137 - zytherman ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
> My car is parked out in the street, it's blue and has racing strips on so it sort of stands out in the row of silver cars i tend to see in the city centre.
> I come out to see some guys standing next to my car, with some girls, one of them have their elbow resting on the top of my car, acting all cool about his car,
> A plan hatches
> My keys have a "car find button" when i press it, the horn honks and the lights come on
>Wait for the right time and press the button
>Car lets out almightly noise
> Guy leaning against my car jumps 3 feet in the air in panic
> I can't help but laugh as i get in my car, start it up and drive away
#17 - trivdiego (11/18/2013) [-]
I bet the girls ditched him and rode with the other guy
I bet the girls ditched him and rode with the other guy
#291 - Mesmus (11/18/2013) [-]
YFW he drives away with it
#10 - risenn (11/18/2013) [-]
< Sexiest thing I've ever placed my ass upon
#292 to #10 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
besides your moms face
#49 to #10 - mbasm (11/18/2013) [-]
MOTORCYCLE THREAD!


Ride Safe, FJ.
#51 to #10 - jalthelas (11/18/2013) [-]
The one in the picture isn't mine, I don't have a photo handy on my computer haha.

Yahama R6
#66 to #10 - insaneguy (11/18/2013) [-]
here's my baby right now. '84 zx900.
would give my left fking nut for a '14 636 in kawi green though. sexy, sexy green...
#190 to #10 - malacyman (11/18/2013) [-]
For some reason i can't find any pics of my bike on my computer, so here is a pic from the web. I swapped out the dual pipe for a quad pipe so it's not as loud and looks more bad ass, it also has a spit fire windshield.
#220 to #10 - DonPatchy (11/18/2013) [-]
Just got her a week ago. I know it's not a sport bike, but thought I'd share anyhow. Suzuki Marauder 800cc. She's a beaut.
#27 to #10 - fuelnfire ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Technically not mine, but I have the exact same, 2012 Ninja 650R.
Ride safe brothers.
User avatar #11 to #10 - swimmingprodigy (11/18/2013) [-]
I dont like the yellow black. I prefer the white/blue color scheme that a lot of gixxers have.

My next bike is going to be either one like that or pretty similar; Im looking for a 600cc supersport. Either GSXR, ZX-6R, R6, or CBR600RR. Theyre all pretty much the same thing
#99 to #11 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
Not sure if you know this,but just in-case you do not.   
   
CBR/Honda is comfort   
   
Kawaki is Technology   
   
Yamaha is Speed   
   
Suzuki is a mix of all three.   
   
Which ever brand/bike you decide,always gear up. Don't wanna see more riders die because they think they look like baboons.    
   
   
   
Stay safe !
Not sure if you know this,but just in-case you do not.

CBR/Honda is comfort

Kawaki is Technology

Yamaha is Speed

Suzuki is a mix of all three.

Which ever brand/bike you decide,always gear up. Don't wanna see more riders die because they think they look like baboons.



Stay safe !
User avatar #103 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh you dont have to tell me about gearing up; I bought full gear along with my first bike (Icon leather jacket, AGV Willow leather pants, cortech latigo rr boots, icon gloves, and bell vortex helmet) and I wear it religiously, ATGATT.
It actually saved my hide because just 3 weeks into owning my 250, I lowsided when I was turning and didnt see a patch of gravel. Tires slipped and bike slid off, me with it. Got up without a scratch thanks to leather pants
User avatar #110 to #103 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
Good man!

Might be expensive but it saves lives!

Glad to hear you're alright.
User avatar #217 to #110 - asked **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
I only own a scooter, but is it OK if I just have a helmet? I don't want to waste my money on the expensive ass leather jackets & **** , so I just got a helmet along with it. I've only had it for a few weeks, but if I crash, is only the helmet going to be enough?
User avatar #247 to #217 - mattyjay (11/18/2013) [-]
Hell ******* no man!

Sure the helmet will save your head, but:

I am purchasing my first bike soon, just going to be a moped for commuting however imagine falling onto a concrete floor with nothing but your day clothes on. Your clothes will tear, it will put you out of school or work for a while, and will shred up your skin. My uncle, an avid motorcyclist was ******* stupid and got knocked off with no gear on at all. His face and whole side was mutilated, and his knee just made it through.

Also, I was in my buddys car a couple months ago, and a cunt in a Beemer knocked some motorcyclist off and he got off with nothing but a shock fortunately.

So yes. It is ALL necessary.
#25 to #11 - omgheythere (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm jealous, I'm a broke College kid with no job...and have car payments
User avatar #104 to #25 - swimmingprodigy (11/18/2013) [-]
Ah well there you go; I'm also a college kid but I'm not broke and I do have a job.

I mean I have a car too but I bought it over a year ago for cash so no payments. I made enough over the summer to be able to afford a motorcycle and since then I've made enough money that along with the money I get from selling the bike I currently have, I'll be able to buy a much better one
#22 to #11 - baalrusher (11/18/2013) [-]
Definitely get a ZX-6R 636, you will not regret it, my friend.
#12 to #11 - risenn (11/18/2013) [-]
To each his own brother, I feel the blue/white are over populated.

This is my first bike, a lot of people i know who got 600's did say they got pretty bored with it over time.


Ride your own ride and be safe!
User avatar #14 to #12 - swimmingprodigy (11/18/2013) [-]
people with 600s got bored of them? Jesus christ Im getting a 600 because Im bored with the 250 I have now
#15 to #14 - risenn (11/18/2013) [-]
You get used to the power, thrill for something more. I jumped right in a 750. Been riding for a year now. My buddy jumped right into zx-9, hes been about 2 - 3 years.


Remember its not the power of the bike, its how you use it.
User avatar #21 to #10 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
was there a dildo on it
#40 to #10 - bluewaffers (11/18/2013) [-]
i would die before i let anything happen to my zx6r
#93 to #40 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
Team Kawaki!

My 2013 Zx6r(636)
#101 to #93 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
YES!! MY Zx6R BROTHERS!!!
User avatar #102 to #101 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
Very nice!

Either I'm blind or can't find the exhaust haha.

Under tail or no exhaust?
#107 to #102 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
Duel under tail! Im going with the carbon fiber look on all the exposed metal
User avatar #109 to #107 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
Neat!

Full or slip on?


What kind are you getting?
User avatar #202 to #109 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
At first I was going to go with a slip on just for the sound but I decided to go with the full exhaust for the added performance. If you ever have the money go with a full on exhaust definitely worth it!!!
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#95 to #93 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
My 2012 Zx6r.

(Was riding home from dealership,hence the Squid)
User avatar #206 to #95 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
Judging by this pic (mountains in the background) it seem you have an awesome place to ride! I live right in Athens, GA and its only about and hour an a half away from the Blue Ridge mountains so it provides an amazing scenic route for Sunday rides.
#298 to #40 - lipclub (11/18/2013) [-]
Same here with my 636
User avatar #7 - lordfluffs (11/17/2013) [-]
If I found someone sitting on my bike without permission **** would hit the ******* fan.
Seriously, I can't think of anything within realistic limits that would miss me off and offend me more.
User avatar #33 to #7 - ultimatebadass (11/18/2013) [-]
I think most people would, just seems like the only reason he didn't is because there was a girl there and this would embarrass the guy a lot more than yelling at him
User avatar #8 to #7 - lordfluffs (11/17/2013) [-]
Well **** .
Piss me off*
#44 - reduxalicious (11/18/2013) [-]
I see some random people sitting on my bike, I would not have acted as cool as Op, good job..

Pic slightly related, Dashboard on my bike..At night.
#54 to #44 - swimmingprodigy (11/18/2013) [-]
duuude that font for the numbers looking a goddamn Pagani Huayra dash. What do you ride?
#58 to #54 - reduxalicious (11/18/2013) [-]
Moto Guzzi 1200 Sport
User avatar #60 to #58 - swimmingprodigy (11/18/2013) [-]
very very nice sir
User avatar #164 - dinofly (11/18/2013) [-]
>"Woah dude, nice bike! It yours?"
>"Yeah it is, really fast bike"
>Nice job dodging the question faggot

I'm pretty sure he answered the question...
User avatar #167 to #164 - brucekillah (11/18/2013) [-]
He meant "Yeah its a nice bike" not "Yeah its mine"

Its a fake story anyway
#138 - maxsexington (11/18/2013) [-]
>Be me working at Cinema
>Used to couples fluids being left for me to clean
>One night I was in projection room and Friend was on jizz duty
>Movie ended and we noticed a couple down the front
>Friend drifted down
>Turns out it was some dude sucking the crabs off her strange
>Chick was really into it moaning and the room was still dark
>My Mate sneaks behind the guy and our eyes make contact
>Know what do
>slowly turn lights up
>Guy still tucking into beaver stew
>Girls eyes open and see my friend
>She lets off a dirty fart in surprise (least what my friend said)
>Guy head is in ground zero
> Dude vomits into her strange
> the end
User avatar #280 to #138 - gorginhanson (11/18/2013) [-]
And then you had to clean it up.
#288 to #280 - maxsexington (11/18/2013) [-]
which taken us 30 mins to do , my mate used half a bucket of disinfectant wipes.... the horror...the horror
#281 to #138 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
Fake, gay.
User avatar #233 to #138 - exclamation (11/18/2013) [-]
An absolute kind of disgusting
#296 - therobsorensen (11/18/2013) [-]
&gt;Be me   
&gt;Chilling with my bro and some hot bitches   
&gt;See fly ass bike parked   
&gt;Tell bitches bike is mine   
&gt;They ask to see it   
&gt;Sit on it while bitches take pictures   
&gt;Bitches want me and my bro's D's   
&gt;abouttogetmydicksucked.jpg   
&gt;Out of no where some dude comes out   
&gt;Asking all sorts of gay ass questions about bike   
&gt;&quot;What kind of bike is it?&quot;    
&gt;Wtf this dude talking about? Its a goddam motorcycle   
&gt;Say &quot;sportsbike&quot; Idk   
&gt;Asks to start it   
&gt;Tell him I don't have the keys   
&gt;He walks over and starts the bike with his keys   
&gt;His bike   
&gt;He drives off   
&gt;Bitches leave   
&gt;Dude is ultimate cockblock   
&gt;Dick remains unsucked   
&gt;MFW
>Be me
>Chilling with my bro and some hot bitches
>See fly ass bike parked
>Tell bitches bike is mine
>They ask to see it
>Sit on it while bitches take pictures
>Bitches want me and my bro's D's
>abouttogetmydicksucked.jpg
>Out of no where some dude comes out
>Asking all sorts of gay ass questions about bike
>"What kind of bike is it?"
>Wtf this dude talking about? Its a goddam motorcycle
>Say "sportsbike" Idk
>Asks to start it
>Tell him I don't have the keys
>He walks over and starts the bike with his keys
>His bike
>He drives off
>Bitches leave
>Dude is ultimate cockblock
>Dick remains unsucked
>MFW
User avatar #283 - bobodevetjedan (11/18/2013) [-]
When i read bike, i thought bicycle and then they he said could he turn it on
#2 - soshibe (11/17/2013) [-]
Guys fw
#3 to #2 - swimmingprodigy (11/17/2013) [-]
OP's fw guy is spewing 			********		 about how it's his bike
OP's fw guy is spewing ******** about how it's his bike
#20 to #2 - datlaugh (11/18/2013) [-]
MS Paint off the charts.
#23 to #20 - scoobi (11/18/2013) [-]
he is doing a wheelie
#31 to #23 - qxangelxp (11/18/2013) [-]
He is doing a stoppie.
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