#rekt. Fresh off the Daily Bike Thread on 4chan's /o/ board. ewe in apartment complex Walking out to my car 3 guys and 2 girls around my bike wat. jpg wet to se
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Fresh off the Daily Bike Thread on 4chan's /o/ board

ewe in apartment complex
Walking out to my car
3 guys and 2 girls around my bike
wat. jpg
wet to see the Commotion
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all surprised going "Ween dude, nice bike! l yours?"
Yeah it is, really fast bike"
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Yeah I bet. What kind is that?"
wen it' s a uh, sportbike."
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Isms face turns red as en apple
My ******* face when
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#30 - deadlydong (11/18/2013) [+] (14 replies)
what i thought he meant by bike...i am ashamed..
#4 - crazyolitis (11/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Bikes do not take lightly to being sat on, if it is not allowed by their owner. They often seek revenge.    
   
Yes, I am aware that it is a different kind of bike.
Bikes do not take lightly to being sat on, if it is not allowed by their owner. They often seek revenge.

Yes, I am aware that it is a different kind of bike.
User avatar #16 - dabronydude (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this guy has a car and a bike?
awesome.
User avatar #19 - idaho (11/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Then he drove off on my bike, I am starting to regret giving a person with poor judgement or impulse control keys to my bike...
#24 to #19 - treeclimberIoI (11/18/2013) [-]
he didn't give him the keys

he walked over and used them himself
#63 - lyphowut (11/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>be 17 at the time
>hanging with GF
>she has really strict parents that creep corners and listen to convo n ****
>start making out
>realize I'm not getting my dick wet at 4pm on a tuesday
>suggest we get starbucks just to get out of the house
>Head to starbucks
>I ******* hate coffee so I order a vanilla bean Frappacino because it's ******* dank
>on the way home bitch starts rubbing my thighs
>wildBONERappears.png
>pull into parking lot by tennis courts
>proceed to get the sloppiest road dome to date
>"Holy **** I'm about to cum"
>she stops
>tells me to finish myself and leaves to take a piss
>shamefully drain my half blue balls into whats left of the vanilla bean frappacino
>drive to her house
>walking up the the front door she says she left her phone in my car
>give her the keys and go inside

mfw she walks in the front door finishing off the vanilla jizz frappe
User avatar #219 - sexpresso (11/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I thought he meant a bicycle. And then i realized i have a child's mind.
#28 - thewrasler ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>Be last week
>Walking back to my dorm from dinner
>almost to the door, going through the parking lot
>see hambeast leaning against my car, chatting up two fatty mcgoos
>my car is nothing too special, but is respectable enough, and the money I've put into it is evident.
>Overhear hambeast describing how he bought it himself, put tons of work into it, and supposed adventures in it.
>The smugness in his voice pisses me off.
>walk up, unlock the door and start it up.
>drive away laughing as he waddles after the females, trying to explain himself.
#81 - adr (11/18/2013) [+] (20 replies)
>be me, be me at work, 17 years old   
>guy starts talking to me about cars and such while sitting in the shallow end   
>he leaves about 5 minutes before closing   
>I walk outside to get in my Mustang and leave   
>guy standing outside smoking a cigarette   
>tells me how fast his car is and I ask him if I can take a look at it   
>walks up to my car, proceeds to tell me how expensive the exhaust, wheels, tires, etc, was   
>just nod and act impressed   
>decide it is time to go, tell him I'll see him around   
>unlock car, get in and start it, nod to him and pull away   
>mfw leaving   
>he never came back to swim any more after that
>be me, be me at work, 17 years old
>guy starts talking to me about cars and such while sitting in the shallow end
>he leaves about 5 minutes before closing
>I walk outside to get in my Mustang and leave
>guy standing outside smoking a cigarette
>tells me how fast his car is and I ask him if I can take a look at it
>walks up to my car, proceeds to tell me how expensive the exhaust, wheels, tires, etc, was
>just nod and act impressed
>decide it is time to go, tell him I'll see him around
>unlock car, get in and start it, nod to him and pull away
>mfw leaving
>he never came back to swim any more after that
#169 - pappathethird (11/18/2013) [-]
mfw reading the comments
#10 - risenn (11/18/2013) [+] (32 replies)
< Sexiest thing I've ever placed my ass upon
User avatar #7 - lordfluffs (11/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If I found someone sitting on my bike without permission **** would hit the ******* fan.
Seriously, I can't think of anything within realistic limits that would miss me off and offend me more.
#138 - maxsexington (11/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Be me working at Cinema
>Used to couples fluids being left for me to clean
>One night I was in projection room and Friend was on jizz duty
>Movie ended and we noticed a couple down the front
>Friend drifted down
>Turns out it was some dude sucking the crabs off her strange
>Chick was really into it moaning and the room was still dark
>My Mate sneaks behind the guy and our eyes make contact
>Know what do
>slowly turn lights up
>Guy still tucking into beaver stew
>Girls eyes open and see my friend
>She lets off a dirty fart in surprise (least what my friend said)
>Guy head is in ground zero
> Dude vomits into her strange
> the end
#296 - therobsorensen (11/18/2013) [-]
&gt;Be me   
&gt;Chilling with my bro and some hot bitches   
&gt;See fly ass bike parked   
&gt;Tell bitches bike is mine   
&gt;They ask to see it   
&gt;Sit on it while bitches take pictures   
&gt;Bitches want me and my bro's D's   
&gt;abouttogetmydicksucked.jpg   
&gt;Out of no where some dude comes out   
&gt;Asking all sorts of gay ass questions about bike   
&gt;&quot;What kind of bike is it?&quot;    
&gt;Wtf this dude talking about? Its a goddam motorcycle   
&gt;Say &quot;sportsbike&quot; Idk   
&gt;Asks to start it   
&gt;Tell him I don't have the keys   
&gt;He walks over and starts the bike with his keys   
&gt;His bike   
&gt;He drives off   
&gt;Bitches leave   
&gt;Dude is ultimate cockblock   
&gt;Dick remains unsucked   
&gt;MFW
>Be me
>Chilling with my bro and some hot bitches
>See fly ass bike parked
>Tell bitches bike is mine
>They ask to see it
>Sit on it while bitches take pictures
>Bitches want me and my bro's D's
>abouttogetmydicksucked.jpg
>Out of no where some dude comes out
>Asking all sorts of gay ass questions about bike
>"What kind of bike is it?"
>Wtf this dude talking about? Its a goddam motorcycle
>Say "sportsbike" Idk
>Asks to start it
>Tell him I don't have the keys
>He walks over and starts the bike with his keys
>His bike
>He drives off
>Bitches leave
>Dude is ultimate cockblock
>Dick remains unsucked
>MFW
User avatar #164 - dinofly (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>"Woah dude, nice bike! It yours?"
>"Yeah it is, really fast bike"
>Nice job dodging the question faggot

I'm pretty sure he answered the question...
User avatar #137 - zytherman (11/18/2013) [-]
> My car is parked out in the street, it's blue and has racing strips on so it sort of stands out in the row of silver cars i tend to see in the city centre.
> I come out to see some guys standing next to my car, with some girls, one of them have their elbow resting on the top of my car, acting all cool about his car,
> A plan hatches
> My keys have a "car find button" when i press it, the horn honks and the lights come on
>Wait for the right time and press the button
>Car lets out almightly noise
> Guy leaning against my car jumps 3 feet in the air in panic
> I can't help but laugh as i get in my car, start it up and drive away
#17 - trivdiego (11/18/2013) [-]
I bet the girls ditched him and rode with the other guy
I bet the girls ditched him and rode with the other guy
#291 - Mesmus (11/18/2013) [-]
YFW he drives away with it
#211 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
*roll image* mfw you're all faggots and reddit is a better site
#214 to #211 - gabemczombie ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
How rude
#2 - soshibe (11/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Guys fw
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