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THIS GENERATION WAS
THE FIRST TO BE
RAISED ONLINE
Google ME TO BE CURIOUS
TAUGHT ME To as INSPIRED
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Wine TAUGHT ME TO LAUGH
TAI. IGHT ME TO ASPIRE
Blogger TAUGHT ME TO Renew our
facebook. TAUGHT ME TO MAKE FRIENDS
TAUGHT ME TO SHARE
Etsy WRIGHT ME TO we PROUD
twitter TAUGHT ME TO LISTEN
AND I WOULDN' T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY
No, you were not the first generation to be raised online,
you delusional little ***** .
Taught us to laugh at anything.
You listened to Google
who taught you datelining is OK.
facebook. taught to gracelessly put your
info online.
you to check your privilege.
You Tube taught you copyright is more
important than anything.
Wine taught you that looping videos of rain on
a window is deep and artistic.
told you to 'honk if you' re furry' and
your dumb ass did.
Blogger told you it cares about what you ate for
breakfast and you thought it was true
you stupid little **** .
taught you that leaving the gettig on
your smartphone camera was the best
idea ever and you agree.
twitter taught you that being insensitive is a
thought crime.
Etsy told you do something productive but
you' re too lazy and stupid because:
scipii taught you to be imitative and not innovative.
taught you to be edgy g and pretend you go to
You have no appreciation of what the Internet is capable of and are
a cog in a machine hellbent on destroying it.
And for that, you have earned our unforgiving hate.
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#87 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
4chan isn't not the first generation either   
   
and what does newgrounds have to do with hardening except flash porn
4chan isn't not the first generation either

and what does newgrounds have to do with hardening except flash porn
User avatar #138 to #87 - sketchE ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
all i remember from newgrounds is porn and thing thing. god that game was good but hard as hell
#276 to #87 - rdobet (07/13/2014) [-]
I was waiting for a third segment from some guy who grew up on bbses and usenet.
#96 to #87 - sigmundisdabest (07/13/2014) [-]
Apparently the community on Newgrounds is notorious for being/ having been really unforgiving.
Pic related. he is my source of information.
Also inspirarion
my muse
User avatar #119 to #96 - guiguito (07/13/2014) [-]
People make stick figures flash and get praised, this **** inacurate.
Maybe some flash games are gruesome but that's about it.
User avatar #97 to #96 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
what happened to him? people got mad he stopped posting on ng?
#100 to #97 - sigmundisdabest (07/13/2014) [-]
A lot of people are upset that he moved on from that. He mostly sticks to Game Grumps nowadays, and it's unknkown how much time he spends animating. I reccomend checking out his stuff! As of lately he works on videos and songs with NSP, and he finally released his Zelda sequelitis.
A lot of people are upset that he moved on from that. He mostly sticks to Game Grumps nowadays, and it's unknkown how much time he spends animating. I reccomend checking out his stuff! As of lately he works on videos and songs with NSP, and he finally released his Zelda sequelitis.
User avatar #102 to #100 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
geez, people will bitch about anything, his sequelitis for 30 min ffs
#104 to #102 - sigmundisdabest (07/13/2014) [-]
He has been working on it for almost two years, i think.    
It's a really good summary of why different zelda games are good or bad
He has been working on it for almost two years, i think.
It's a really good summary of why different zelda games are good or bad
User avatar #105 to #104 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
dude i saw it already, and yeah i agree with a lot of things people don't criticize ocarina of time for
#107 to #105 - sigmundisdabest (07/13/2014) [-]
When I played Ocarina for the first time, it was on a 3ds and not too long ago, I never saw anything wrong with the game. I think it's because I knew how praised of a game it was, and i never even though there could be something wrong with it. Turns out, there was a whole bunch...
#356 to #107 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
>Only played the 3ds version
>Implying there are a bunch of problems
Where you expecting a perfect game? Faggot
User avatar #363 to #356 - sigmundisdabest (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm 17 years old, so the first console I owned was a playstation 2.
Gaming is an important hobby to me, so i felt like i had to play OOT, because it's one of the most popular, if not the most popular, zelda games out there. It was really convinient for me to play it, as i owned a 3ds.
There ARE a bunch of problems.
I was expecting a perfect game, yes, and since i was 13-14 years old while playing it, i didn't have the experience with games like that, to critizise it. I just hopped right on the bandwagon, and to be honest, doing so made me enjoy the game even more.
By the way, don't call others a faggot, when you don't even have the balls to comment without logging out first. Faggot
User avatar #108 to #107 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
i agree on the clunky controls and the excess waiting times. But i'm more of a topdown zelda guy so eh preferences
#109 to #108 - sigmundisdabest (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah me too. I think I might play ocarina again now.
Yeah me too. I think I might play ocarina again now.
User avatar #106 to #87 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
*not
User avatar #24 - gunslayer (07/13/2014) [-]
This post is goddamn cringe worth.

I'm sorry but you people are just taking what other little twats do way too seriously, every generation has it's stupid fads which are going to die away in less than 6-10 years. So just stop worrying about what other little ***** do on the internet.
User avatar #112 to #24 - siriusfakk (07/13/2014) [-]
YET you are doing the same thing commenting here. The Irony is lame.

Why don't you go away ? !
User avatar #38 to #24 - konradkurze (07/13/2014) [-]
yeah but what little ***** do sets a precedent for how they grow up...and kinda themes what they want and how they act when theyre older

letting kids get programmed into thinking ******** young gives them a wrong start for later life
#161 to #38 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
Nice ignorant statement right there. you're lack of understanding of human psychology is starting to show.
User avatar #163 to #161 - konradkurze (07/13/2014) [-]
as if the opinion of an anonfag counts for anything

do tell me how kids allowed to be ********* when theyre young grow and change much as they get older
im sure most of the hoodrats lined up in the welfare office had really great upbringings
#18 - haseotakaeda (07/13/2014) [-]
Posts like this (The original anyways - about the internet teaching you things) are just ******* cancerous and retarded. It's like how people try to say that video games taught them to live. I love the vidya too. They're great. But they are no substitute for an actual life, you bunch of faggots.
User avatar #129 to #18 - internetexplain (07/13/2014) [-]
Vidya told me more English than School tho.
#162 to #129 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
Evidently it wasn't enough.
#192 to #18 - thenewerbooks (07/13/2014) [-]
Skyrim thought me that it is okay to kill big people and eat their toes.
#249 to #18 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
Well this'll probably be ignored but Video Games can teach you digestive end product. I mean when I was a kid I played paper mario one summer. The previous year in school my reading level was digestive end product, my mom knew I liked to read but I was bottom of my class. I spent an entire summer playing paper mario and teaching myself how to read all the difficult polysyllabic words so that I could beat the game. By the next year I was the top of my class. It's not a substitute but it can teach you digestive end product.
#279 to #249 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
digestive end product
#20 to #18 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
Maybe you take it too seriously!

Look how the chinese philosophers presented the virtues and rules and laws they thought right, it was through stories and metaphors.
See games like that.
#21 to #20 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
But your right, this hate on this post is just wrong. They're right, but they don't have to say it like that.
#166 to #20 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
More ******** excuses to justify people wasting their lives on ******* video games. If you like them fine, but don't try and assign deep meaning into something clearly meaningless just because you like it.
#323 to #166 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
Ha ha, theres so much b8 there man idk what to even do. You obviously have lead a boring, dull, and deranged life with no real sense of awareness and probably are okay with sitting at you're digestive end product dead end job. If tech is so bad? then what the hell are you doing here? Burn all things you own related to tech, clocks, tv's, computers, watches, fridges and etc. Look people in the face who worked on games that had people die during production and if your a monster enough to say that the game has no meaning for them then stay away from me because your a monster and don't deserve anything that the world has to offer.
#42 to #18 - darkfive (07/13/2014) [-]
as someone Who actually used Vidya as a substitute for a life Middleschool through Highschool I can confirm they are **** replacements, and while i have great friends online that I've known for years, I will probably never meet them.... (I mean I litteraly lived my life for those 6 years on games, doing nothing but school and games for months at a time)
#26 to #18 - evebishop (07/13/2014) [-]
Video games are not meant to replace life but they still can tell a really good story and let you share an experience, just like a really good book. Lord of the Rings was a huge epic into a fantastic world where the main character wasn't anything special but he rose to a challenge and you experienced his challenges with him. Legend of Zelda was a huge world where Link grew from a boy with a wooden sword to an epic hero and you were there the whole time. They are not meant to replace life but to tell stories and inspire us. I've spent hours where I went to look up something "real quick" and ended up checking out something an article mentioned, from there I just keep going. Some websites offer humor, inspiration and information...and hopefully inspire some folks to add to it's contents.
Video games are not meant to replace life but they still can tell a really good story and let you share an experience, just like a really good book. Lord of the Rings was a huge epic into a fantastic world where the main character wasn't anything special but he rose to a challenge and you experienced his challenges with him. Legend of Zelda was a huge world where Link grew from a boy with a wooden sword to an epic hero and you were there the whole time. They are not meant to replace life but to tell stories and inspire us. I've spent hours where I went to look up something "real quick" and ended up checking out something an article mentioned, from there I just keep going. Some websites offer humor, inspiration and information...and hopefully inspire some folks to add to it's contents.

#236 to #26 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
I think haseotakaeda is talking about the people who get all defensive when others say that they have no life, and respond with 'yeah buh I can experince much more by playin games'.
#31 to #18 - dangler (07/13/2014) [-]
js, if I saw a kid that looked like that, I'd take his 			*******		 lunch money.
js, if I saw a kid that looked like that, I'd take his ******* lunch money.
#25 - caffeinecommissar (07/13/2014) [-]
I like that, I'm going to save that.
#170 to #25 - Jowi (07/13/2014) [-]
That one is better
#379 to #25 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
/pol/ it literally the only thing that's more cancerous than this post your replying to
User avatar #132 to #25 - internetexplain (07/13/2014) [-]
well /pol/ on a lot of things is right, while I managed to go there and still hold true to my left-wingism, there's no doubt that, no matter how retarded and fascistic /pol/ may seem sometimes, they're just trying to uncover the truth.
And at the end of the day you'll find, that it doesn't matter if your a communist , a nazi , a fundamentalist or what ever - in the end all sorts of political directions end up the same.

TL;DR : /pol/ is love , politics are like Mass effect : do what you want , the ending is the same in different colors.
#33 - infinitereaper (07/13/2014) [-]
You know listening to dumb ***** everywhere you realize that everyone is ******* brainwashed one or another. So many people have such retarded political and general opinions about all sorts of stuff. But there is something to be said about the developing age. We've got all this ******** media, and social networking and ****** phone app games, society is catering to everyone and making them filthy casuals.

But society has always been this way. People have always been dumb, and if you identify you'reself by the sites you frequent you are probably retarded. Unless you write the **** on wikipedia. Then you are a huge nerd.

**** obama.
#199 to #33 - tatwis (07/13/2014) [-]
>yourself
#281 to #199 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
no, he said yourself
User avatar #295 to #281 - tatwis (07/13/2014) [-]
maybe there's a word filter
#280 to #33 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
for some reason this wliia faggot keeps thumbing you down


#283 to #280 - infinitereaper (07/13/2014) [-]
just another one of the many losers who thumb down all my posts regardless of context because they feel so self important
just another one of the many losers who thumb down all my posts regardless of context because they feel so self important
User avatar #345 to #283 - Greevon (07/13/2014) [-]
That's okay. I have no intense bodyloveing idea who the hell you are. Apparently a lot of people do?
User avatar #355 to #345 - infinitereaper (07/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't really know.
User avatar #52 to #33 - kibbleking (07/13/2014) [-]
Mind if I quote you on that?
#116 to #33 - siriusfakk (07/13/2014) [-]
> inb4 inb5 4channy tumblrers
> inb4 epic scroll things<
Do you even society bro ?! You can nazi into ******* Obama ! People are edgy faggitz and dumb so much that LE FANNY MAN MEME was there ! 1
> *evolvesintosomethingsocoolthatitdoesntneedSubjectsanymore.gif*
>
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>
infinitereaper , see my C. #81 for you'reself mmkay ?

<This is Le internetz feels
#47 to #33 - unbroken (07/13/2014) [-]
to be fair if you are able to make money on the sites you frequent then i feel like it is perfectly fine to identify you'reself by said sites... but for the most part people do not and therefor should not.
#37 to #33 - konradkurze (07/13/2014) [-]
well said   
   
so many people are just like that cheez line,....they just imitate.....and dont want to learn new things because that disrupts how they imitate
well said

so many people are just like that cheez line,....they just imitate.....and dont want to learn new things because that disrupts how they imitate
User avatar #69 to #33 - kibbleking (07/13/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYBBqNI1MUc&feature=youtu.be

I threw together this video as quick as I could. Here you go.
#55 to #33 - angelwithashotgun (07/13/2014) [-]
For me, listening to dumb 			*****		 everywhere has just taught me that people are dumb as 			****
For me, listening to dumb ***** everywhere has just taught me that people are dumb as ****
User avatar #6 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
pretending your special for going on 3chan and other websites is just like pretending your special for going on fj or tumblr or facebook or any newer websites.
#120 to #6 - anonasuser (07/13/2014) [-]
but FJ isn't new...
User avatar #316 to #120 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
refer to comment 11
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#187 to #6 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
*your *your
#188 to #187 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
******* great, now moron my big tittied mommy made it impossible to write the contracted form of *you are
User avatar #315 to #188 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
you have to intentionally type it incorrectly, like y-o-u-r ; you're
User avatar #202 to #6 - faggotishshit (07/13/2014) [-]
you're*


MWHAHAHHAHA
User avatar #314 to #202 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
my big tittied mommy changed y o u ' r e to y o u r and visa versa
User avatar #405 to #314 - faggotishshit (07/13/2014) [-]
I know, I did it on purpose.
User avatar #407 to #405 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
oh sorry that went way over my head, I was so used to being corrected by other people lol
#222 to #6 - sackit (07/13/2014) [-]
**sackit rolled image** By special... you mean my big tittied mommys little not so good lady?
User avatar #227 to #6 - chrisruler (07/13/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk is older than 9gag...
User avatar #312 to #227 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
refer to comment 11, good sir.
User avatar #228 to #227 - chrisruler (07/13/2014) [-]
did my big tittied mommy really change 4 chan to 9 gag
#328 to #6 - emperorskittles (07/13/2014) [-]
>Has blue username
>missuses "you're"
#353 to #328 - emperorskittles (07/13/2014) [-]
My bad, I just found out that Funnyjunk did a your to you're thing
User avatar #375 to #353 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
you're sins are forgiven. I refuse to misspell it so that it appears correct, otherwise my big tittied mommy wins
#360 to #6 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
You miss the point completely. 9gag doesn't think anyone is special, let alone themselves. Its culture is completely different, and comparing it with other sites that popped up recently shows how well you understand the history of internet culture.
You miss the point completely. 9gag doesn't think anyone is special, let alone themselves. Its culture is completely different, and comparing it with other sites that popped up recently shows how well you understand the history of internet culture.
User avatar #385 to #360 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
is The History of Internet Culture you're major or something? I don't get how that's important or why you see that as such a complex topic. Also,
"3chan doesn't think it's special"
"3chan's culture is completely different"
"you can't compare it to other sites"
not sure if you see the conflict there, people who frequent it do indeed think they're special for going there, and that they're better for being on 'vintage interwebs' my point is that that's a silly notion and people shouldn't think they're superior for being on a certain part of the internet
User avatar #420 to #385 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
There is no conflict there unless you assume I'm Fourchan. I'm clearly FJ, smartass. The only people that go to Fourchan to feel superior are Reddit and FB fags on tour. Fourchan has been around long before FB brought the idiotic masses to the web, and Fourchan lurks Fourchan for their own reasons.

We're not just different parts of the internet. We're different cultures entirely. And, the more cancer that filters down to FJ and even Fourchan, the more boring we all become.
User avatar #422 to #420 - thepandaking (07/14/2014) [-]
well that's my point, is this notion that "we were here first, therefore we're better" is just silly. That's just my opinion, I just don't believe people are better or cooler for being part of the antique interwebs.
User avatar #424 to #422 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Then, that's where our opinions cross. The "antique internet" was only used by people smart enough to know its worth, set it up, and find the good content. Their competent contributions created most of what you see and take for granted now.

Now, it's used by anyone. You don't have to know its worth, you just have to have a friend to make you get a FB account. You don't have to be smart enough to set anything up, everything comes pre-installed. And, you don't have to know how to find good content, FB links everyone straight to Reddit and 9gag, which links everyone to Fourchan. FJ and Tumblr are in the chain somewhere, too.
User avatar #425 to #424 - thepandaking (07/14/2014) [-]
so a developing internet and better interaction through it is bad? progress in technology, software, and website designs is bad?
I'm just gonna say all of what you said sounds extremely elitist, it's like people who think "back in my day... bla bla bla everyone was better"
User avatar #426 to #425 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
No, the rapid cultural shift is bad because 90% of the humor and logic is discarded by you before you even get a chance to learn what it means. Where do you get that from what I said? You make a lot of assumptions, and prove my point exactly. thepandaking is against elitism
#400 to #6 - xXCorpitoXx (07/13/2014) [-]
You should know this by now
You should know this by now
User avatar #401 to #400 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD PEOPLE ADMON CHANGED Y-O-U-'-R-E TO Y-O-U-R AND VISA VERSA
leave me be ;-;
User avatar #213 to #6 - stabystaby (07/13/2014) [-]
Fj is older than 9gag.
User avatar #313 to #213 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
refer to comment 11
#9 to #6 - Bacabed ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
But my mommy said I"m special for that...
User avatar #39 to #9 - immatakeaduty ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
momma said they was my runnin shoes, that they would take me anywhere. then again momma used to beat me with a rubber hose
User avatar #11 to #6 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
also I'm remembering right now that apparently fj was started before 4chan or something but whatever that's not my point
User avatar #351 to #11 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
FJ today isn't even the same site it was then, so what's you're point?
User avatar #371 to #351 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
holy digestive end product lol I'm being politically correct so that people don't whine to me that fj is older, which they still did. the entire point of my first comment is that 'belonging' to a site or 'belonging' to the older internet or younger internet generations doesn't make you special.
#7 to #6 - turdvang (07/13/2014) [-]
but we are special for going to FJ.
User avatar #12 to #7 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [-]
the best kind of special
User avatar #178 to #12 - palinomana (07/13/2014) [-]
A very special kind of special.
User avatar #63 to #7 - nought (07/13/2014) [-]
I think...I cropped that image
I feel a little special
#409 to #63 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
Don't you mean you think you "crocked" that picture.
#50 to #7 - maximusboy (07/13/2014) [-]
i was actually kinda happy about that image
seeing funnyjunk be included in one of those elaborate internet analogies
#142 to #50 - penguinsaresexy (07/13/2014) [-]
Hey, where is that from?
#89 to #50 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #131 to #7 - smokinhigh (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, retarded kind of special
#233 - dankeshein (07/13/2014) [-]
funnyjunk taught me to be a faggot
#235 to #233 - strifethethird (07/13/2014) [-]
Keep up the good work.
User avatar #28 - wajaa ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
newgrounds taught me how to play hentai dress up games

that was all the rage for every 12 year old
#209 to #28 - swiggityswooty (07/13/2014) [-]
newgrounds showed me what jerking off was, what hentai was, and how to be an autistic cancer fag. 8/10, would do again
#208 to #28 - thefates (07/13/2014) [-]
I got caught when I was 12. The shame... and subsequent discovery of private browsing.
User avatar #29 to #28 - derpishb (07/13/2014) [-]
Glad to see I wasn't the only one
#45 to #28 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ the height of perversion as a child. Yes.
#85 to #28 - zomitlu (07/13/2014) [-]
It also taught me that teen titans is a great show
#278 to #85 - slikmonkey (07/13/2014) [-]
yes, it is.  thank you based zone-tan
yes, it is. thank you based zone-tan
#387 to #150 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
*/pol/ taught me to be a neo nazi autist
#32 - sinclairr (07/13/2014) [-]
Here comith the pain and red toes for me

I tend to find this with a lot of websites, 4chan or other. They become these weird elitists, as if they are the gods of the internet. They all have these 'Holy than Thou' attitudes and usually defend their site with their lives, fighting off others like they're hell on earth. 4chan is just another cesspool of useless neckbeards, it just happens to be a different cesspool apart from tumblr, FJ sorry my big tittied mommy , or any other website. Not sure why this post is pissing me off, but people tend to ignore such simple things. 4chan, Anonymous, Redditors and anyone else can't teach you the ways of the internet, because no one has yet to learn how to sail these destructive seas we call the internet.

We are all cogs in the machine, no one is a hero on the web, if you think otherwise you are foolish

User avatar #34 to #32 - infinitereaper (07/13/2014) [-]
settle down wise guy, first of all you can't just generalize, 4chan has ******* body builders, actual tech experts, and ******* rich people, lots of losers too but dude your lying to you'reself if you think everyone is the same. Even FJ has people with wives, children, professional careers and talent. some of us just suck more than others.
User avatar #35 to #34 - sinclairr (07/13/2014) [-]
that's an excellent way to put it, but I was talking about arrogant assholes most of all, not just regular people.
#311 - atma (07/13/2014) [-]
And OP listened to Funnyjunk, which taught him how to be a faggot.
And OP listened to Funnyjunk, which taught him how to be a faggot.
User avatar #330 to #311 - Sperit (07/13/2014) [-]
You say that but there is no trap porn
#332 to #330 - atma (07/13/2014) [-]
What, on this site?   
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
What, on this site?
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
User avatar #333 to #332 - Sperit (07/13/2014) [-]
than how are we glorious faggots?
#342 to #333 - atma (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't understand the question
#359 to #358 - Sperit (07/13/2014) [-]
My Gardevoir folder has 317 pictures not including my porn
just go home already
#83 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #230 - whycanticaps (07/13/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk taught me to watch my spelling and grammar, or the Nazis will come to get me.
User avatar #157 - leonhardt (07/13/2014) [-]
Remember, guys, everyone who doesn't use the same sites you do is just a sheep/cog in the machine/unenlightened
User avatar #352 to #157 - Greevon (07/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. They are such sheep in the unenlightened.
#43 - helenwheels (07/13/2014) [-]
All I see in this post is cancer.
#260 - etfhan (07/13/2014) [-]
The worst thing is that all this online digestive end product makes kids not be kids anymore. I saw a group of girls who were no more than 11 at the mall, trying hats on and snapping pics while making duckfaces. These girls had more makeup on than a tranny at a nightclub.

But for real, because of the internet, little kids try to act like teens or older, when they should be enjoying their childhood.
#36 - kilik (07/13/2014) [-]
The fact that people enjoy other websites doesn't bother me
The fact that people enjoy other websites doesn't bother me
User avatar #84 to #36 - ThePieGuy (07/13/2014) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you?
User avatar #417 to #36 - emptysuperman ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
You are literally Hitler.
#62 to #36 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
the fact that flaunt it in front of you're face and parse that it is sooo much better than what you visit, should

except for 9gag though, **** thought guys: wanna /b/e's
User avatar #48 - robinwilliamson (07/13/2014) [-]
******* pathetic cancer throughout the entire load of **** up here. Let's go in order, because people can actually get something out of this if you don't take everything at face value.
There needs to be some clarification so deception is minimized.

Panel 1: Google, yes, absolutely, and Bing, regardless of bandwagon criticism. Tumblr can **** off. YouTube is revolutionary, but "taught me to be myself" is a pussy line to put on the platform that changed music, news, and entertainment beyond what so many imagined. Vine had a pussy line too, it can **** off. deviantArt is probably accurate to a decent enough degree. Blogger, that's for people who either wanted to make lazy money being a narcissist or just have little understanding of the power of internet and accessibility. Facebook, everyone here knows that one was ******** , but it will build a network for you, and you need one in the internet age unless you have one serious contingency plan. Instagram and Etsy can **** off. Twitter is overrated but useful, that is all.

Panel 2 ( ******* OP is full of wind): **** you're 4chan "taught us", no, there's some arcane knowledge in there like cooking, business, and finess, (and porn, yes, golden gif section) but it's so full of desensitized, isolationist, elitist ******** otherwise. What the **** is ytmnd? And Something Awful taught you to defend what's you'res? Why don't you go to ThinkProgress and stick a cork in it. Newgrounds taught you to harden up, obviously, because this whole rant is full of an excuse to be a little bitch.

Panel 3, no, full of half-truths and lines only an internet elitist loser could spout. Go make some friends outside.

I hope this community takes this **** post as seriously or at face value at the most minimal level possible, regardless of the toes up it has or gets.
The internet is powerful, but don't polarize you, just use it and make it's power you're bitch as much as you can, you grew into it, treat it right.
User avatar #340 to #48 - welliguessitsaname (07/13/2014) [-]
your The Man Now, Dog
ytmnd.com/
User avatar #57 to #48 - escalario (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm almost 100% certain that "OP" isn't actually OP. I've seen this posted before.
User avatar #59 to #57 - robinwilliamson (07/13/2014) [-]
Of course I don't mean the uploader, I literally mean the original poster
User avatar #61 to #59 - escalario (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh well that's okay then haha
#390 to #48 - garymotherfingoak (07/13/2014) [-]
&gt;desensitized, isolationist, elitist dipdigestive end products
>desensitized, isolationist, elitist dipdigestive end products
#128 - newdevyx (07/13/2014) [-]
FJ taught me to git gud.
FJ taught me to git gud.
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