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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#14 - include
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She totally deserved it.
User avatar #153 to #14 - hammywh
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does anyone know where I can get a wallpaper-sized version of this picture?
#170 to #153 - anon id: 7d525376
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Here is the two I have, enjoy.
#168 to #153 - anon id: 7d525376
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User avatar #117 to #14 - phantomonkey
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No matter who's side your on, you can still agree with this.
#28 - adu
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If you blow smoke in someone's face, you're not asserting any sort of right or opinion; you're asking to get punched in your dumb ******* mouth.
User avatar #151 to #28 - DamnJackieChan
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or get shot like at the end of American History X
User avatar #173 to #28 - darkdragonswrath
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Ha using Sanji to your comment. I don't think he's blow smoke at anyone, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
#178 to #28 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Actually if you're a gay guy it means you want to ****.
#54 to #28 - froggernaught
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Or extinguished
#7 - clythoris
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Isn't the gas in extinguishers poisonous? I remember something like this happening in our national Big Brother series, where the person got expelled from the villa, and they had to stay in the garden for two days.
User avatar #13 to #7 - pyromanicturtlez
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Depends on the extinguisher, some are gas (CO2, N2) some are powder or foam some are water etc.
That's for England at least
User avatar #36 to #7 - xtwinblade
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depends on what kind of extinguisher you use. powder and CO2 is not poisonous.
#123 to #36 - anon id: c8dfab02
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If the Air you breathe ~17% CO2 you will die pretty fast as far as i know
User avatar #48 to #7 - acharminbear
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Some can blind you
User avatar #60 to #7 - zombifier
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not poisonous, but it displaces oxygen which makes breathing painful if you inhale any
#135 to #7 - nirin
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i don't know about you but i've heard more about people dying because they inhaled the smoke of tabacco than from the gas of a extinguisher.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Einsty
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It's CO2, poisonous in larger concentrations. Also, it's cold as hell when exitting the nozzle.
User avatar #9 to #7 - instakill
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no, it's just cold as hell because it's compressed gas, and yeah I guess you could die from it if that was all you breathed, but it dissipates fast enough that it's normally not a big deal
User avatar #15 to #9 - lordofpenis
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Compressed gas is cold as hell?

P = F/A, hence as the area decreases (compression) the pressure increases, PV/T = constant, so the thermodynamic temperature likewise increases.
If it's an ideal gas.
Anyway, it's because it's CO2, and its boiling point is -55.6oC.

Just so you know, HS physics lesson for you.
User avatar #17 to #15 - instakill
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no the gas itself is not cold, but when you compress a gas down to the point it becomes a liquid (like they do in these) it chills whatever it touches because of the heat it absorbs when it goes from liquid to gas
User avatar #26 to #17 - lordofpenis
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Also, first law of thermodynamics; everything tends to chaos, hence a high concentration to a low concentration, down a concentration gradient. The gas will not absorb heat, rather, the high energy air molecules will transfer more kinetic energy to the walls of the container of the chamber where the gas is held, obviously it doesn't reach a thermal equilibrium since the outlet is cold. This is due to varying factors.

Anyway, changing state will require energy, hence being endogornic. Thus the temperature will increase as P = 1/3 rho * mean velocity^2 = Nm/3V using boyles law we end up with (and skipping a bit of rearranging) E = 1/2m v^2 = 1/2 N/M c^2 = 3/2 k T
The kinetic energy (rather the mean kinetic energy) is directly proportional to the thermodynamic temperature. Hence the temperature will increase. When going to a gas it will increase the temperature.
As I recollect it's compressed gas, not compressed liquid. You said so yourself.
User avatar #30 to #26 - instakill
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yes, because you cannot compress a liquid, though it isn't "compressed" per-se it's actually that the gas is cooled below its boiling point so it becomes a liquid and then is moved into the canister, the main reason it is cold is because it is still close to the boiling point if you spray the can for too long
User avatar #31 to #30 - lordofpenis
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You can compress anything if enough force is applied.
May I ask, do you do physics or maths? Just out of interest, I'm not trying to bash on you. I just recollect it differently during my course, and I had to do thermodynamics everyday.
User avatar #32 to #31 - instakill
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I had to do both, I took physics courses because they are fun and because of my engineering degree but because of my current major in computer science I have to take a bunch of calculus courses.
User avatar #35 to #32 - lordofpenis
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My friend does computer science, sounds fun but I've heard there's quite a few *tips fedora hat* types. But to be honest, we're on funnyjunk anyway, so we're not far off them.
Calculus isn't hard lol, but I don't know what you use calculus for in computer science, aside from graphs, never really developed my calculus much further than needing it for graphs, since I majored in quantum physics, minor in engineering (hence the thermodynamics)
What I found annoying was the standard model, was going through it as a mini project, well a disassociation. The maths in it were gay.
GG
Sorry, it's just I was having trouble getting around your wording. I'm still not sure what you meant, but mild dyslexia doesn't help. Neither does autism.
User avatar #37 to #35 - instakill
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it's mainly understanding and using algorithms in code, all computers are, are big calculators, it's hard to explain really
User avatar #38 to #37 - lordofpenis
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Hence why they're called 'computers' since they compute and thus calculate lol
Better than engineering? I found engineering fun (sometimes frustrating)
User avatar #39 to #38 - instakill
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well I took my engineering course from a vocational high school we spent half the year on regular courses and the rest on our trade courses thus earning me the equivalent of a bachelors degrees in mechanical engineering and 3D modeling, but what I really want to do is work with computers for a living, not necessarily IT work but probably getting a job at Microsoft game labs or something
User avatar #41 to #39 - lordofpenis
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What most gamers dream of. As a gamer I just dream that hl3 will come out some day.
What's a vocational high school, as I've really no idea? (ukfag, I don't even know if we do that here, I just did the whole A level move onto university thing)
User avatar #42 to #41 - instakill
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well in some areas you can opt-out of a regular high school to go to a "private" school that gives you the training for a specific job field that you pick from in my school we had culinary arts, computer aided drafting and design, Plumbing heating and airconditioning, machining, electronics, electrical, carpentry, hairdressing, graphic design, Automotive repair, and Auto-body repair. but in return you have to go through the curriculum of the regular high schools in that area in half the time since half the year is spent learning your trade
User avatar #40 to #39 - instakill
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but once you really get into engineering it's all basic arrhythmic and sometimes trigonometry
User avatar #67 to #40 - lordofpenis
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Depending on what engineering you do. You're limited to just Newtonian physics in mechanical engineering, hence the furthest it going is trigonometry. That being said, there's a lot of calculus in Newtonian, hell a lot of maths theories in general.

I spose' It'd be no different from mechanics maths
User avatar #78 to #67 - instakill
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well that is handled by the CAD programs most of the time, and our handbooks also have the charts and graphs necessary to look up most things without using the math
#20 to #17 - anon id: a8431b6d
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are you just trying to be a troll? If u took high school physics youd know that youre wrong

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#23 to #17 - gisuar
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lel those people claiming they know it better never had a chemistry teacher making it snow with a good ol bottle of CO2
User avatar #25 to #23 - instakill
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exactly, I use that and a heat gun to pop dents out of my truck people are morons around here and like to hit random cars
User avatar #27 to #25 - lordofpenis
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And I'm a physicist. Sorry in the previous comment I mean liquid to gaseous state.
User avatar #29 to #23 - lordofpenis
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I guess you've never done a physics degree either.
#52 to #9 - kez
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its normally just CO2
User avatar #53 to #52 - instakill
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exactly
User avatar #75 to #9 - youraccountsucks
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It also absorbs the oxygen from the air around it and pulls it away from the fire, you can suffocate people with it.
User avatar #80 to #75 - instakill
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yes if left exposed long enough and in an enclosed space, but there would have to be a higher concentration of CO2 to oxygen in the air for around three minutes assuming they are healthy to cause a blackout and five minutes before brain damage happens
User avatar #81 to #80 - youraccountsucks
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Oh, well thanks for informing me, I just remember being told that a little while ago.
User avatar #10 to #9 - gowge
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Depends what kind of extinguisher.
Co2
water
foam
powder
vaporising liquid
or wet chemicals
User avatar #11 to #10 - instakill
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well they are all designed to be safe to use,
User avatar #12 to #11 - gowge
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Yes but they aren't designed to be inhaled
User avatar #16 to #12 - instakill
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as I said, you can die but unless you have asthma you are at very low risk of dying from inhalation unless of course you are a moron
User avatar #18 to #16 - gowge
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Didnt mean to sound like a nob sorry if i came across that way
User avatar #33 to #18 - instakill
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don't worry man
#2 - jleblucypher
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Oh Lawdy! Girl u don ****** up now
#6 to #2 - colincub
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Comment Picture
User avatar #90 - nigeltheoutlaw
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So, you see a big mamma black woman, she tells you to put out your cigarette, and you blow smoke in her face? You're lucky that's all she did. Bitch.
User avatar #59 - vladcobhc
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The episode where Bernice fell of a parking lot and later risen from the dead and smashed a car's window is hilarious.
South Beach Tow - Bernice Defies Death And Seeks Revenge
User avatar #87 to #59 - bothemastaofall
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This has gotta be faked.
User avatar #163 to #87 - fuckingtrolls
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You don't say?
User avatar #185 to #87 - alexkarino
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It's tru tv everything is faked
User avatar #104 to #59 - dracolegacy
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lmfao holy balls that was amazing.
User avatar #165 to #59 - fuckingtrolls
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This is so fake it's like they're not even trying anymore.
#194 to #165 - iamthenoodles
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say what you want, but i still think it was fukn hilarious
User avatar #66 - digi
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Everyones saying she deserved it, but what right does the Landwhale have in telling her to put it out especially being that ******* rude.
#73 to #66 - anon id: 54ae6678
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kill yourself
User avatar #162 to #73 - fuckingtrolls
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What a clever, intelligent, well thought out response.
#177 to #162 - fuckingtrolls
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A response like this was really unnecessary and impulsive; no matter how ignorant a person gets, you should go down to their level by wishing them harm.
A response like this was really unnecessary and impulsive; no matter how ignorant a person gets, you should go down to their level by wishing them harm.
#183 to #66 - hopalongreborn
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I somewhat agree with you
User avatar #92 to #66 - weinerdick
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Because it's a no smoking building, with clearly-posted signs on the door, and ashtrays outside of the doors.
The black lady works there
All of this is from memory, so I may be wrong
User avatar #82 to #66 - Visual
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Well the bitch is smoking inside a public building with fumes coming from the parking lot (they let the bitch knows but she still refuses). Basically that's a real concern of the building catching into flames. It's the same reason there's no smoking at a gas station, too much fire hazard.
User avatar #70 to #66 - fitemeirlbro
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theres this thing called other people who dont ******* want lung cancer or to inhale all the **** that is in cigarettes
User avatar #72 to #70 - digi
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You aren't going to have and issues from cigarettes unless you're around secondhand smoke all the time...and theres a thing called walking around people or not being near them.
User avatar #89 to #72 - symmiie
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You are seriously too stupid to insult.
User avatar #106 to #72 - ronyx
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Would you be ok if i standed next to you and started to fart the most horrendous farts? Would you be ok smelling something comming out of my butt? I don't want to smell anything comming out of your mouth.
User avatar #68 to #66 - thedutchs
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Well she IS smoking inside a public building.
User avatar #71 to #68 - digi
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"public" Does it say no smoking? Plus the land whale has no right to tell other people what to do.
User avatar #77 to #71 - thedutchs
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Public means a lot of people walk around there. Seeing that it's not outside and the smoke will linger, I think it can be considered that by social standards one should not smoke in a place like this.

Public buildings often have smoking rooms for this kind of stuff
User avatar #91 to #71 - Degenerate
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I feel like you should stop while your behind. As a smoker I know there are certain places I should or shouldn't smoke.

If i'm outside the bar and some bloke beside me starts awkwardly coughing and tells me to smoke somewhere else you bet your ass i'm gonna tell him to **** off. Inside a public building is a completely different matter.
#125 to #71 - anon id: c9e40d95
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Hey buddy, kill yourself.
#101 to #71 - anon id: a2945d90
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It's actually illegal to smoke inside any public building in the US now. This was recorded AFTER that law was passed.
#99 to #71 - anon id: e5776d80
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It's also illegal in most civilized countries



yes that is what I'm implying
#50 - gameshredder
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South Beach Tow has to be one of the funniest reality shows I've ever seen.   
   
There was an episode where they got into a dance contest over towing a car, and the fat white guy won by doing some stupid hula moves.   
   
I think there is no way this show is not scripted. And even if it is, it's still hilarious.
South Beach Tow has to be one of the funniest reality shows I've ever seen.

There was an episode where they got into a dance contest over towing a car, and the fat white guy won by doing some stupid hula moves.

I think there is no way this show is not scripted. And even if it is, it's still hilarious.
#108 to #50 - northard
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I've only watched one episode of it, and I just loved it. It was so stupid that it was funny. One of the fat guys (everyone are fat in that show) got stuck under a truck for some reason, and everyone kept asking where the hell he was and they didn't find him until the end of the episode. Another fat guy went to tow a truck that belonged to a zorber, and he fell into the zorb-ball in an attempt to get his keys back after the douche threw the keys in the ball. Then that black woman apparently had to babysit a little piece of **** while waiting for his mother to come to the towed car. The way the black woman scolded the bitch was hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

I need to watch some more of this.
#166 to #50 - anon id: 2f0b109a
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"Reality"
User avatar #147 to #50 - brendantheferret
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Literally every show on TRU tv is scripted OH THE IRONY
#167 to #147 - furiousmarshmellow
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>World's Dumbest


AKA My 2nd favorite TV Show
#171 to #167 - brendantheferret
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That show is awful
That show is awful
#180 to #171 - yarr
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I just feel so alone, now that I realized funnyjunk actually like these shows. I thought I had the same kind of humour as these people.
User avatar #181 to #180 - brendantheferret
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Wait, what?
#172 to #171 - furiousmarshmellow
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It's really the closest thing to reality on TRU TV.
#174 to #172 - brendantheferret
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I suppose so
#160 to #147 - anon id: af2bc33e
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impractical jokers is for sure not fake. And ******* halarious.
User avatar #161 to #160 - brendantheferret
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I think certain parts are scripted, I love that show though
#164 to #161 - anon id: af2bc33e
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I'll agree with thatt. But you actually see what they are like and how they act in the real world. You can also tell there good friends and love messing with each other. My ffavorite show on tru tv
#157 to #50 - yarr
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Personally I hate it. I just can't find it funny when I know it's staged.
User avatar #103 - canadiankev
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Is it just me, or is reality TV not even trying to appear non-scripted anymore?
#45 - dehumanizer
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But the real question is, who's boobs are bigger?