puppy. . Kay/ Pu all my Soul ‘Fara. I'd sell my soul for immortality.
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User avatar #17 - ipartywithpedobear (05/11/2014) [-]
I'd sell my soul for immortality.
User avatar #79 to #17 - blademontane (05/11/2014) [-]
More like, I'd sell my soul to go to heaven
User avatar #83 to #17 - obese (05/11/2014) [-]
LOL
User avatar #23 to #17 - fitemeirlbro (05/11/2014) [-]
id sell my soul for my soul
User avatar #32 to #23 - badmonkey ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Why not two?
User avatar #33 to #32 - fitemeirlbro (05/11/2014) [-]
i would sell the second soul for 2
User avatar #85 to #17 - crispyfever ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Then someone cuts off your head, dunks it in concrete, and then drops it down an ocean trench.
User avatar #37 to #17 - shadowkingdr (05/11/2014) [-]
you know a soul is worth like half a burrito these days
#60 to #17 - atomicman (05/11/2014) [-]
Satan's fw
Satan's fw
#1 - Rascal (05/10/2014) [-]
Shame it doesn't work that way...I would have my endless box of fries
#2 to #1 - amuzen (05/10/2014) [-]
if it worked that way I would sell my soul for eternal life and then since I would never die I would never have to go to hell.
#6 to #2 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, because the Father of Lies would totally just give you immortality without throwing some tricky **** in there, like making it so your body still ages and decays to the point where you're little more than a soul tethered to a pile of bones.
#7 to #6 - amuzen (05/11/2014) [-]
I like to imagine his big dealio would be that I would outlive the earth and the universe without ever being able to go to heaven or the next universe either.
User avatar #15 to #7 - tmb (05/11/2014) [-]
Just sitting in a vast nothingness until the end of time seems rather dull.
#16 to #15 - amuzen (05/11/2014) [-]
beyond the end of time, but I have a very cool imagination, in my dreams I have at times constructed entire worlds
#26 to #16 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
You're autistic.
#30 to #26 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
Now that was just uncalled for.
#87 to #15 - jippythebandit (05/11/2014) [-]
Why not pass the time with some solitaire then?

User avatar #28 to #7 - meganinja ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
And that's when you realize that you've placed yourself in Hell itself. Neverending agony.
User avatar #22 to #6 - fatskinnyguy (05/11/2014) [-]
Immortal doesn't mean invulnerable, could still die. Just wouldn't age
User avatar #25 to #22 - ninjaroo (05/11/2014) [-]
Mortality is the state of being able to die.
Immortality is the state of being unable to die.
What you just described is agelessness.
#71 to #25 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
wallbuilder here is correct, immortality doesn't necessarily mean one cannot die, just cannot age etc. An example would be vampires I guess, technically they're immortal but they can still die by simple means.
User avatar #47 to #25 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
It's not unable to die.
It is able to live forever.
You can be killed.
But you can also live forever.
User avatar #51 to #47 - ninjaroo (05/11/2014) [-]
mor·tal·i·ty
môrˈtalətē/Submit
noun
1.
the state of being subject to death.
"the work is increasingly haunted by thoughts of mortality"
synonyms: impermanence, transience, ephemerality, perishability; More
2.
death, especially on a large scale.
"the causes of mortality among infants and young children"
synonyms: death, loss of life, dying More

The prefix "Im" negates whatever follows. Therefore immortality is the state of not being subject to death.
Immortal still doesn't mean indestructible, you can be reduced to ash, but you'd still be alive.
User avatar #53 to #51 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
I see you avoided a simple Google(Or Wikipedia) definition of immortality. Was it counter-productive to your statement? Sure, immortality perhaps should mean that, but it doesn't.
User avatar #54 to #53 - ninjaroo (05/11/2014) [-]
im·mor·tal·i·ty
ˌi(m)ˌmôrˈtalitē/Submit
noun
the ability to live forever; eternal life.
"eating the fruit gave the gods immortality"
synonyms: eternal life, everlasting life, deathlessness; More
timelessness, legendary status, lasting fame/renown

I see no problem here
#55 to #54 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
I suppose we are both right.
User avatar #56 to #55 - ninjaroo (05/11/2014) [-]
They're conflicting viewpoints, they can't both be right.
Biological immortality =/= immortality in the same way that theory =/= scientific theory.
Not to mention the first two specify immortality of consciousness and soul.
User avatar #57 to #56 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Indeed. It's about the context.
#5 to #2 - underporches (05/10/2014) [-]
Yup, I'm sure an entity capable of taking souls would get tripped up by that one. Enjoys your eternal suffering.
#27 to #5 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
what makes you think said entity would want you to suffer? maybe theyre just lonely. "gee i wish i always had someone to play with, maybe ill grant wishes for people if they promise to be my friend *forever* "

but seriously dont sell your soul
#4 - dephira (05/10/2014) [-]
Totally worth it
Totally worth it
#62 - warlockrichard ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
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#3 - include (05/10/2014) [-]
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#12 - specialone (05/11/2014) [-]
**specialone rolled image** totally worth it
#20 - tobistrigoivii (05/11/2014) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled image** what I sold my soul for
**tobistrigoivii rolled image** what I sold my soul for
#43 to #20 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** likewise
#18 - enochian (05/11/2014) [-]
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#24 to #18 - topperharly (05/11/2014) [-]
hello boys.
#38 to #18 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
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#36 - zielscheibe (05/11/2014) [-]
already sold my soul ----
#39 to #36 - datmine ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
#41 to #40 - datmine ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
YES BRUTHA
YES BRUTHA
#70 - ledane (05/11/2014) [-]
"No regrets"
User avatar #82 to #70 - exceeding (05/11/2014) [-]
no regrats
#91 to #82 - sattaman (05/11/2014) [-]
no rugrats?
#61 - crellow (05/11/2014) [-]
I'd sell my soul for +100 green thumbs
I'd sell my soul for +100 green thumbs
User avatar #93 to #61 - mattimeon (05/11/2014) [-]
I think you sold your soul for nothing... I thumbed you though.
User avatar #81 to #61 - smokingman (05/11/2014) [-]
Welp, I'm a shareholder now, apparently.
#31 - klina (05/11/2014) [-]
****		 you all I wouldn't sell my soul.
**** you all I wouldn't sell my soul.
#74 to #31 - newdevyx ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolled image** not even for immortality?
#75 to #74 - klina (05/11/2014) [-]
Immortality in it's concept is faulty, it's a term used to describe something impossible. When you consider the fact that eternity along with immortality, are impossible in "reality" due to entropy and the inevitable thermodynamic equilibrium.

In laymans terms, even if there is a god/devil to sell my soul to for immortality, there would come a time where not even the power of said god/devil would be able to stop the inevitable end of all existence, thus rendering the whole thing pointless.

sry for going all sciency party poopery on you

picture very slightly related
#77 to #75 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
Unless you believe that god is all powerful and indeed can make you immortal even through the cataclysm that is the end of time… You could simple be floating in nothingness.
User avatar #78 to #77 - klina (05/11/2014) [-]
1. omnipotence is a self-conflicting concept can god create a rock so big he can't lift it? yes= he can't lift said rock = he isn't omnipotent / no= he can't make it = he's not omnipotent
2. Nothingness implies exactly that - nothingness, you can't float in nothingness, because you are, in fact, something..ness
User avatar #34 to #31 - elbrysobrony (05/11/2014) [-]
What if you sold your soul for two more souls?
User avatar #35 to #34 - klina (05/11/2014) [-]
**** doesn't work like that and you know it, stop trying to **** the system the devil's gonna get your smartass... um.. ass.
User avatar #46 to #31 - jasonlaiyh (05/11/2014) [-]
What's that from?
User avatar #59 to #46 - mrphoenicks (05/11/2014) [-]
it's tenacious d and the pick of destiny
User avatar #49 to #46 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Yuru yuri.
User avatar #52 to #49 - jasonlaiyh (05/11/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #48 to #46 - klina (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm afraid I cannot help you, as I have saved it from a comment here without checking the source.

EDIT: I back-searched it and found that it's from Yuri Yuri, the character's name is Kyouko Toshinou.
User avatar #50 to #48 - jasonlaiyh (05/11/2014) [-]
Thanks!

It seems it was already in my bookmarks I have so much anime I haven't watch every time I come here there's at least one anime I have to save for another time
User avatar #58 to #50 - klina (05/11/2014) [-]
I feel you bro, I've got 108 shows listed on my "plan to watch" on myanimelist.
#44 to #31 - itsbendingtime (05/11/2014) [-]
>sell your soul to devil in exchange for being greatest rock musician of all time
>immediately challenge devil to a rock off for your soul
#80 to #44 - Rascal (05/11/2014) [-]
but... what if he denies?
User avatar #10 - tomfra ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
I'd sell my soul to have an infinite amount of souls
#95 - lordofpenis ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
**lordofpenis rolled image** What I'd sell my penis for.
User avatar #96 to #95 - lordofpenis ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
yes, black nazism pleases me.
User avatar #89 - orgasmpirate (05/11/2014) [-]
As if Funnyjunk has not already claimed mine. . .
#64 - gingershavetrolls (05/11/2014) [-]
**gingershavetrolls rolled image** i sold my soul for this and im ok with it
User avatar #65 to #64 - gingershavetrolls (05/11/2014) [-]
yuck i hate myself for that roll
#67 to #64 - pettdavids (05/11/2014) [-]
Very brave of you, sir
#76 to #64 - duvallwhitey (05/11/2014) [-]
Welcome to Hell.
User avatar #11 - handerpants (05/11/2014) [-]
Dat repost tho
#99 - smileulz (05/11/2014) [-]
He should've been more cautious with his wish.

What if the dog was a complete bitch?
#100 to #99 - kameken (05/16/2014) [-]
**kameken rolled image** Carlos!
#98 - Soilwork (05/11/2014) [-]
**Soilwork rolled image** what i sold m soul for
**Soilwork rolled image** what i sold m soul for
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