prison canteen. . New Stories la Luke Healy Some bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and chips, please." Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eatin
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prison canteen

New Stories la
Luke Healy
Some bloke walked up to the counter and
said, "Burger and chips, please."
Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eating
in or taking out?"
**** off you cunt," he snapped, before
walking off With his food.
I love working in the prison canteen
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#12 - thelethalhorker (07/21/2014) [-]
**thelethalhorker rolled image**
#27 to #12 - classynick (07/22/2014) [-]
Dat relevant roll...
User avatar #23 to #12 - thorstoned (07/22/2014) [-]
Morgan-Man
#24 to #12 - luquaz (07/22/2014) [-]
nice, subtle roll
nice, subtle roll
User avatar #4 - lyder (07/21/2014) [-]
The guy said please though.
#5 to #4 - Jowi (07/21/2014) [-]
So?
#14 to #5 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
That entitles him to a meal served without comment by the person serving it.
#15 to #14 - Jowi (07/21/2014) [-]
I was just stating that it's not completely beyond a prisoner to say please
User avatar #29 to #15 - envinite (07/22/2014) [-]
It's still polite though.
#34 to #29 - Jowi (07/22/2014) [-]
And again I ask so what? Is it so unbelievable for a prisoner to say please?
#7 to #4 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
He probably killed someone...
User avatar #13 to #7 - steamtrolled (07/21/2014) [-]
He said please though.
#18 - bullbrigade (07/21/2014) [-]
No matter how many times this gets reposted, it always catches me offguard.
No matter how many times this gets reposted, it always catches me offguard.
#26 - badjokepony (07/22/2014) [-]
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
User avatar #3 - duvallwhitey (07/21/2014) [-]
So any Australian shop?
#21 - peterbowser (07/22/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- What happens to him in the showers that day.
User avatar #30 to #21 - secondfunction (07/22/2014) [-]
Well he definitely is ****** .
#19 - jusmumbo (07/22/2014) [-]
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#11 - jalthelas (07/21/2014) [-]
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**** off, you cunt.
#6 - sniperdawg ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
fake, he didnt say crisps
#9 to #6 - gigamuffin (07/21/2014) [-]
Maybe he meant these chips.
#17 to #9 - saltyfries (07/21/2014) [-]
those look like some nice saltyfries
User avatar #28 to #17 - Sperit (07/22/2014) [-]
yo dawg
User avatar #10 to #9 - sniperdawg ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
yeah probably, oh well, its too late, ill be over here sinking along with my red thumbs
User avatar #33 - lelouchlamperouge (07/22/2014) [-]
I always find it funny seeing jokes like these on here because this is the kind of stuff you hear when you're a kid but it's still nice humor
User avatar #25 - trollins (07/22/2014) [-]
His last name is Healy.
#31 to #25 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
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#20 to #2 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
1.no one rolls anymore 2.you should be ashamed and go cry in a corner.
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