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#2 - bemmo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Employer's and his fw
Employer's and his fw
#6 to #2 - rufflezrgood (05/10/2014) [-]
Which would be his face? Or would it be a transition?
#8 - jesuslizardftw (05/11/2014) [-]
******* love silly job applications.
#16 to #8 - phudgepacker (05/11/2014) [-]
If you hand out your resume to 8 companies without noticing that, you dont deserve a job
User avatar #21 to #16 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
do you re-read your resume every time you hand it somewhere?
#23 to #21 - fecal (05/11/2014) [-]
do you frequently add pictures regarding anal sex and star wars aliens to your job applications? because if that's a risk, its probably good to check
User avatar #24 to #23 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
do you not?
#25 to #24 - fecal (05/11/2014) [-]
only when relevant
User avatar #26 to #25 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
being semi-serious again, i would read it once, get a friend to proof read it then print out and hand it out.
#27 to #26 - fecal (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah that's probably best. still I kinda agree that when you're dumb enough to send out applications with this picture you're probably not the best potential candidate.
User avatar #28 to #27 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
what picture?
#29 to #28 - fecal (05/11/2014) [-]
in the content
User avatar #30 to #29 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
so we are talking about the content and not comment #8
#31 to #30 - fecal (05/11/2014) [-]
aha, it appears I might indeed be a dumb-ass. In this case maybe the proof-reading friend put it in. that would be a ****** thing to do though
User avatar #32 to #31 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
as far as i know in comment #8 the proof reading friend put it in and in the content that was his profile picture. so if we are talking about comment #8 then i can see how he can get it wrong but with the content the guy is just a idiot
User avatar #49 to #8 - olmesy (05/11/2014) [-]
Who in the name of christ puts 'socialising' under hobbies and interests?
User avatar #58 to #49 - huffe ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
******* normalfags man...
#9 to #8 - kbkiller (05/11/2014) [-]
mfw lingual in Macedonian
#17 to #9 - mbclposter (05/11/2014) [-]
Тоа не е навистина толку тешко на јазик да ги совладаат.
#20 to #9 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
Fag was probably born there and then moved to a decent country that speaks English.
#3 - include (05/10/2014) [-]
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#19 - squidington (05/11/2014) [-]
Manager's FW
Manager's FW
User avatar #1 - ProWig (05/10/2014) [-]
this made my day.
#22 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
Why did you even think this was a good idea as a profile picture for a job application website?
Why did you even think this was a good idea as a profile picture for a job application website?
#37 to #22 - mixedfeelings (05/11/2014) [-]
i think it has to do with his gmail/youtube account
User avatar #18 - olias (05/11/2014) [-]
First time I actually burst out laughing from FJ in a long time,
#11 - nemecyst ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
#14 - thegreekfish (05/11/2014) [-]
His reaction
#54 - granadablashlack (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh wow thanks for reminding me to change my google account photo haha
#15 - anotheroneonearth (05/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - mankey (05/11/2014) [-]
Luckily he was applying to be a lawyer and that is their motto.
#55 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm laughing way too hard at this my stomach hurts.
#51 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
this is why I ******* hate the social media world. Not only do jobs use that **** against you the first chance they get, but it might not even be your fault. When damn google decided to talk over almost everything I love and forced integration with other services, the avatar I only created for privately chatting with a select group of individuals became my goddamn email and phone icon. It wasn't offensive, but you can clearly see here what happens when it's "unprofessional".
#52 to #51 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
You could just give up on social media, its not that hard and makes life alot easier.
#53 to #52 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
But that actually makes it worse.
If you don't have social media nowadays, it's because you're hiding something.
#64 to #53 - grimkrios (05/11/2014) [-]
Personally i have 2 facebook accounts. One i monitor closely and keep it locked down to look like i'm a model citizen, the other is for all my idiot friends that post stupid crap and is under my nickname aka game name.
#62 - imagnetsux (05/11/2014) [-]
mfw my mother knows what it means to take care of a person
#60 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
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