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#19 - Johneyson (07/04/2014) [-]
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#10 - fezzo (07/03/2014) [-]
Orange is the colour that warns you to slow down for the incoming red light.   
Or else you might end up in this situation
Orange is the colour that warns you to slow down for the incoming red light.

Or else you might end up in this situation
User avatar #17 to #10 - ayumu (07/04/2014) [-]
orange? ***** its yellow
#30 to #17 - nurples (07/04/2014) [-]
actually it's amber
#31 to #30 - epicactual (07/04/2014) [-]
Actually its Coral Blue #5

I wish I was sorry
#39 to #17 - fezzo (07/04/2014) [-]
I can't believe it's not orange
#24 - leonhardt (07/04/2014) [-]
#25 to #24 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
******* Tumbler, This has be around a ******* longer than the one who copied the joke there.
User avatar #26 to #25 - leonhardt (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright calm down.
#27 to #26 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
**** tumbler
User avatar #28 to #27 - leonhardt (07/04/2014) [-]
It's okay.
User avatar #32 - lotengo ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Nobody on a bike respects a red light
User avatar #40 to #32 - grandmabetty (07/04/2014) [-]
Ugh I ******* hate commuting cyclists purely for this reason. They should be made to have training and a licence like everyone else.

It's your turn to go, and then a cyclist just sails through his red light and meanders around in the junction as cars are coming at him both ways.
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
When I was little, I thought yellow light meant "Moms slow down, Dads speed up".
User avatar #18 - solomon ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i use the yellow light as "can i stop safely without getting whiplash...." if no, go through, if yes, stop. plus, with going through, there will still be a delay between green and going for other people
User avatar #12 - thijsofbodom (07/03/2014) [-]
'leve de koning' and then just drive past the orange light (it's orange here)
User avatar #2 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
I do. That's the "Gentlemen, rev up those engines!" light.
User avatar #3 to #2 - kevinator ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
lol what? Green Yellow Red, how the **** is that a rev your engine light? Its a ''stomp the pedal'' one for all I'm concerned
User avatar #4 to #3 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
No, in my country it's

green - yeah, it's cool. Keep going
yellow - SLOW DOWN, ************ !
red - stop, ************
yellow and red - get ready, ************
green - GO, ************
User avatar #5 to #4 - kevinator ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
oh, where do you live ? First time I hear of the yellow light being used twice.
User avatar #6 to #5 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
East Urop.
User avatar #7 to #6 - kevinator ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
ah, Canadian here
User avatar #8 to #7 - kolmar (07/03/2014) [-]
Wait do your lights only go GREEN, YELLOW, RED, GREEN, YELLOW, RED. and not Green, Yellow, Red, Red and Yellow, Green and repeat ?
User avatar #9 to #8 - kevinator ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, Green, Yellow Red
User avatar #15 to #4 - darksideofthebeast (07/04/2014) [-]
That's a good system, here in 'merica we only have Green, yellow and red.
Red = Stop, ************
yellow = do what you want, just don't get caught doing something "wrong"
Green = Go, but someone is still gonna make a right turn into your lane so get ready to slow down.
User avatar #14 to #2 - darksideofthebeast (07/04/2014) [-]
I always feel hesitant, I never know what I should do when a yellow light comes up.

So I always step on the gas then release it then stop on it again, I usually ALWAYS go through them.

But I still hesitate.
#22 - helenwheels (07/04/2014) [-]
I actually find the yellow light quite useful in determining whether to crank the gas or the break.

#23 - othelox (07/04/2014) [-]
Holy **** , the yellow light means 'prepare to stop' not 'speed the **** up or i'm going to turn red on your ass'. When you see a yellow slow down, and wait for that **** to turn red, then fully stop. it's that ******* simple. how can you ********* be this incompetent?
#35 to #23 - iitoxictz (07/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #37 - threeeighteen (07/04/2014) [-]
Well obviously yellow stands for "speed up ************ or that light'll be red fo' eva."
#34 - amuzen (07/04/2014) [-]
Quite often I see pedestrians start to cross when the light turns yellow and cars start to speed up turn yellow so naturally I've been waiting years to see both of these events happen simultaneously and I'm proud to say three weeks in Vancouver I finally got to see this glorious transaction which result in the car driving swerving out and slamming into a parked car.
User avatar #36 to #34 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
I've always waited until the walk sign comes up.
Even if the cars are stopped, I won't go when the red hand is up, unless the streets are absolutely bear.
That way, I am completely in the right and can't get charged if I get hit.
User avatar #33 - tffan (07/04/2014) [-]
When you come to an intersection you need to decide at what point should the point of no return be when the light turns yellow. If you haven't passed that point then stop, if not, be a rebel and blow through that yellow light.

In the minimal chance a cop pulls you over for crossing partly through an intersection when it turns red just say you felt you couldn't have come to a full stop safely to obey the light.
User avatar #21 - newfeliperuiz (07/04/2014) [-]
Dude, I don't even know what you want
#16 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** what i listen to
User avatar #13 - brokentrucker ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
If I feel like I'm not going to make the red, continuing at normal pace, I slow to a stop. If I get a yellow just as I'm crossing, I tend to speed up, to get out of the intersection/stop area thing place as soon as possible, while still doing so in a safe manner.
User avatar #11 - Alchemyst (07/03/2014) [-]
The yellow light is the hero we deserve, not the one we want.
#1 - kaboomz (07/03/2014) [-]
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