porn always finds a way. .. Oh god the end of that gif
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User avatar #21 - galaxyguy (08/19/2014) [-]
That's actually how some of the earliest animation in history worked.

One of my old teachers told me that in an Egyptian temple or some such, they had found a row of columns which you were supposed to ride by in a chariot, looking at the images, which would seem to move.

Just thought that was cool and wanted to share.
#86 to #21 - popyertttt (08/19/2014) [-]
This guy proved that photographic images made precise animations relating to specific objects; a horse's movement was completely accurate as opposed to one drawn by hand. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eadweard_Muybridge
#66 to #21 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
Also, the way the flames flickered, it appeared to make the static images move a bit
#10 - baboulinet (08/18/2014) [-]
Bow before me you mere mortals, for I am THE SAUCEBRINGER!
Gobelins 2002 - Jurannessic

Also, check the other animations, they're made by students from Les Gobelins, which is arguably the best animation school in France.
#36 to #10 - thatoneguydotjpeg (08/19/2014) [-]
i liked the pirate one lol
User avatar #18 to #10 - moewolf ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
don't you mean sauce-er?
User avatar #22 to #10 - perform (08/19/2014) [-]
I thought we established the term Sourceror a long time ago.
#97 to #22 - sourceror (08/19/2014) [-]
Sup bro? source4lyfemahnig
User avatar #98 to #97 - perform (08/19/2014) [-]
You suck at your job.
#100 to #98 - sourceror (08/19/2014) [-]
My purpose is to arrive when summoned and spam sourcing spells until i find something, most times i find it sometimes i dont.
sometimes i don't want to. ex: gfur/loli/cp
the reality is no one else stood up to the job so i took it as my own.
User avatar #47 to #22 - norkas (08/19/2014) [-]
I think Sauceror has a better ring to it. and you couldn't mistake it for Sour-ceror
#105 to #47 - sauceror (08/22/2014) [-]
Now if only I'd get summoned more often so I can do my job.
Now if only I'd get summoned more often so I can do my job.
#99 to #47 - sourceror (08/19/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Sourcers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-linkda, and I have over 300 confirmed Sources. I am trained in gorilla-source warfare and I’m the top Sourcer in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another source. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the internet, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the source-storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can source in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my laptop. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed sourcing, but I have access to the entire network of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to source your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** source-fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
topkek
#102 to #99 - sourcer (08/20/2014) [-]
wut?
#103 to #99 - norkas (08/20/2014) [-]
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armoury of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
#104 to #103 - sourceror (08/20/2014) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll 			****		 fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#61 - anotheroneonearth (08/19/2014) [-]
what a time to be alive
what a time to be alive
User avatar #65 to #61 - WhitePimp (08/19/2014) [-]
I blew more air out of my nose than usual
User avatar #74 to #61 - rogaa (08/19/2014) [-]
All the years I've been here and Im still not used to how weird it is sometimes
#41 - crowdpleazer (08/19/2014) [-]
dunno why but i thought umpire at that last scene. my paint skills suck
User avatar #51 to #41 - aidansofunny (08/19/2014) [-]
you dont have to censor it
User avatar #52 to #51 - crowdpleazer (08/19/2014) [-]
paint skills sucks, its suppose to be the padding they wear on there chest
#96 to #52 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
That makes it even more adorable
#2 - purealterego (08/18/2014) [-]
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#1 - tbagbandit (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh god the end of that gif
Oh god the end of that gif
User avatar #63 to #1 - rokulda ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
wow d00d u must be so h1gh so c00l brah i wanna be just like u when i turn 14
User avatar #85 to #63 - ninjaspartan (08/19/2014) [-]
First you gotta learn not to be twelve.
#79 to #63 - tbagbandit (08/19/2014) [-]
Mad bro?
Mad bro?
#46 to #1 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
easily amused much?
User avatar #64 to #1 - kaitora (08/19/2014) [-]
This is what it takes to get top comment these days?
#78 to #64 - tbagbandit (08/19/2014) [-]
Don't talk to me white name
Don't talk to me white name
#91 to #78 - Freelon ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Startin trouble, medium blue?
Startin trouble, medium blue?
User avatar #94 to #91 - wimwam (08/19/2014) [-]
Now I want to see what color I am
#80 to #78 - kaitora (08/19/2014) [-]
Feels good bein' white.
Feels good bein' white.
#62 to #1 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
it really wasn't that funny
#17 - ninjabaconone (08/19/2014) [-]
In the immortal words of Dr. Cox,
"If they removed all the porn from the internet, there would only be one website, and it.would be called, bring back the porn."
#67 - perturabo (08/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
they know
User avatar #76 to #55 - letrollzor (08/19/2014) [-]
Our day of victory grows near brother
#11 - yoshinufc (08/19/2014) [-]
Now hes.. rock hard.

I could'nt be bothered to find a Carlos pic
#95 to #11 - jakeattack (08/19/2014) [-]
hue
#31 - uchihalover (08/19/2014) [-]
yuck! porn is nasty and sickening, those poor women are forced to do evil things so they can earn a paycheck. Goodness those "actresses" are still some parents' child for sasuke sama's sake! shame on all of u who support such barbaric "hobbies"
User avatar #38 to #31 - lotengo (08/19/2014) [-]
yea samannosukisan would never watch porn, he would just **** a few lolis
User avatar #42 to #31 - tsoper (08/19/2014) [-]
Im not sure whether to boo you for being too obvious or to be amazed at the amount of effort you put into this...

The quality of this comment is low, however.

You could have done better, but it seems you were too lazy or too much in a hurry to give a **** . At this point, you might as well just stop because no one seems to care enough to comment back.
User avatar #84 to #31 - hashtronaut (08/19/2014) [-]
i'm not sure why I haven't put you on hide all yet but..

that's better.
User avatar #34 to #31 - thepuckisthis (08/19/2014) [-]
Okay for one you ******* retard no one is forcing women to do anything in porn you dumb **** yard in fact if a ******* lady feels uncomfortable with it the shoot stops. And another thing is if they're in porn they're probably in for the sex besides the money. Educate yourself you dumb **** bitch. And you also forgot about gay porn faggit.
#35 to #34 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
>taking the bait from an obvious troll
User avatar #37 to #35 - thepuckisthis (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't give a **** that asswhole is degrading women I'm standing up for them . And **** u too anon
#39 to #37 - haveagreenthumb (08/19/2014) [-]
Don't take the bait
User avatar #40 to #39 - thepuckisthis (08/19/2014) [-]
I wish I had a gif of Pokemon when you fish and it's like you've got a nibble!!!
#56 to #37 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
You're so standing up for them, bravo! Faggot.
User avatar #68 to #56 - thepuckisthis (08/19/2014) [-]
Someone got to stand up for you, you little bitch now get back on ur knees
#71 to #31 - drizztrocks (08/19/2014) [-]
Gai Approves of porn as it is a way for youth to work out and have fun at the same time!
#106 to #31 - therealnaruto (08/23/2014) [-]
That's not what you said as you saw my Sexy No Jutsu, Sasuke...
#45 to #31 - uzamakilover (08/19/2014) [-]
Naruto san understands mans natural urge of lust, he has come to accept it since it is what he has seen from Jiraya sensai
User avatar #75 to #45 - uzimakelover (08/19/2014) [-]
You ******

I'm the original

fk u fgt

I gave up trolling a while ago, tho
#107 to #75 - therealnaruto (08/23/2014) [-]
You shouldn't troll people... especially in my own image. That's nasty - believe it!
User avatar #69 to #45 - thepuckisthis (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm so confused
User avatar #48 to #31 - xfishy (08/19/2014) [-]
woah there, sasuke-sama, according to the internet, you've been in a lot of porn
User avatar #70 to #48 - snipys ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Mostly gay porn.
#4 - ghostninjaguy (08/18/2014) [-]
This guy doesn't like someone messing up his lines
#5 to #4 - sinery (08/18/2014) [-]
YOU WANNA ******* GO, PUNK?
#26 to #5 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
Sure 'bout that ?
User avatar #73 to #26 - sinery (08/19/2014) [-]
***** , Sargeras just another of the Old Gods' bitches.
#53 to #26 - BerwindTwentyFour (08/19/2014) [-]
**** yeah, bitch.

Broxigar FTW
also old god>titan
#27 to #5 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
Bring it on!
#24 to #5 - apolloeighteen (08/19/2014) [-]
yogg-saron is what nightmares are made of.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ghostninjaguy (08/18/2014) [-]
The last line in every Overlord is "Evil always finds a way"
User avatar #7 to #6 - sinery (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah?
What's so goddamn evil about him?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ghostninjaguy (08/18/2014) [-]
Clubs baby seals, kills every living human, gets the woman, unnaturally blue skin, enemy of an empire, flattened an empire, and caused a genocide of endangered species
#9 to #8 - sinery (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah?
Death would be a ******* mercy to the alternative these huge assholes brings.
They bring insanity and mind control, which they use to spread it further and they will not stop until the entire goddamn universe is but an eternal torment.

And if you somehow manages to kill one of the suckers, they usually bullcrap you with cataclysmic events or curses entire continents with physical manifestations from the stuff of nightmares.
#20 to #9 - baboulinet (08/19/2014) [-]
Pleb Twilight cultist worshipping old gods and stuff.
Do you even praise our lord and savior Hogger?
User avatar #54 to #9 - BerwindTwentyFour (08/19/2014) [-]
That's a badass picture of C'thun. Any other like it for the other gods maybe?
User avatar #72 to #54 - sinery (08/19/2014) [-]
Nah, those were the 2 I had.
#49 to #9 - venoshto (08/19/2014) [-]
what the 			****		 are those?
what the **** are those?
#58 to #49 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
Old Gods.
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#89 to #44 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
In earlier times it was actually better to have a "larger" female companion, it proved she was good at finding food sources and generally lived longer because of this.
In earlier times it was actually better to have a "larger" female companion, it proved she was good at finding food sources and generally lived longer because of this.
User avatar #92 to #89 - listerthepessimist (08/19/2014) [-]
not to mention survived childbirth
User avatar #12 - itumblr (08/19/2014) [-]
Men who perverts back then too? I thought they just evolved into it
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#83 to #12 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
No, no, I'm pretty sure men have always been privileged scum.
User avatar #43 to #12 - tsoper (08/19/2014) [-]
I mistook your bait as a sarcastic comment...
User avatar #13 to #12 - burritobell (08/19/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's almost as if you created that account on the sole purpose of getting bad thumbs, along with biebersgotswag and uchihalover. Good thing is you all have a special place in the funnyjunk hell. Why the hell would someone even want red thumbs anyways? Is that satisfactory for you in some way? Do you think you're being funny?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ritzrules (08/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, man. I think it's kinda funny considering the username.
User avatar #15 to #14 - burritobell (08/19/2014) [-]
Well, you can see it from two main points of view in my opinion: he/she or whatever sex you are made it as a joke, or he's one of those guys.
#28 to #13 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
God DAMN are you ******* retarded.
User avatar #29 to #13 - oubliette (08/19/2014) [-]
except uchihalover is actually funny sometimes

Esp with uzamakilover on his tail
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User avatar #82 - nigerotte (08/19/2014) [-]
the end is very climatic
User avatar #3 - dabronydude (08/18/2014) [-]
i remember the first time i found this,
it was on a porn site...
User avatar #77 - hikewne (08/19/2014) [-]
Prehistoric people doing things like this and after so many years of evolution i'm still can't draw a stickman dancing in a pile of papers.
User avatar #57 - alhemicar (08/19/2014) [-]
I remember this getting flagged for porn once... no, I'm not ******** you
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