poor dead. . remethe: if ysu kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect sowhat Yes. It does actually. And when they gs to the morgue to be p
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poor dead

remethe:
if ysu kill a guy who has a boner does his penis
continue to be erect sowhat
Yes. It does actually. And when they gs to the morgue to be
prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such
breaks it SC) it lays flat.
So what do ysu defers living?
I put makeup dead people and snap boners."
Die Hard"
sh my god
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#1 - taurusguy (11/06/2013) [+] (17 replies)
How the fuck do you break a boner. Do they just show the corpse some ugly ass pictures?
#2 to #1 - spermanentthreat (11/06/2013) [-]
No, they crack it up like a twix bar.
#11 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (11/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
They broke my grandpa's dick?
#63 - yorker (11/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
While post-mortem erections are possible, they do not last long enough for this to be necessary. When you're dead, your blood stops flowing. Why? Because you're fucking dead.

Honestly this is just fucking stupid. I can not like this post because these faggots are dumb as fuck and their inaccuracies are too prevalent to ignore.

Fuck this post.
#31 - harryb (11/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#25 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Snapping a dead guy's dick sounds really gross until you think about in terms of snapping a glow-stick. Imagine how fun it would be to do that job if it lit up when you snapped it??
User avatar #23 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In reality they just smack it with a rolled up newspaper or magazine until it goes down.
#70 - klokwork (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Snapping boners.
User avatar #46 - dagramcraka (11/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
There isn't a bone in the penis so you can really snap it...
User avatar #51 to #46 - slapchoppin (11/07/2013) [-]
clearly you've never had broke dick
User avatar #39 - diabolicgnome ONLINE (11/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
annually this isnt true
I work in a morgue and this has never happened to anybody i know and it has not happened to me
#85 - mrmeatman **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
#96 - cptnbarbrosa ONLINE (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When a human dies, so does the sarcoplasmic reticulum inside of the human muscle cells. We achieve rigamortis (can't fucking spell) because if the SR is dead, it can no longer collect the Calcium ions floating around in the sarcomeres. The Calcium then binds to to the Troponin of the Troponin-tropomyosin complex, allowing tropomyosin to reveal the active sides for the heads of the myelin to grab onto. Because the Cell also has no ATP, the muscle can not relax until the lysosomes open up and destroy the tissues….   
   
I just learned this in anatomy and i was so excited i knew i shared the knowledge with you all. And because i don't have a photo of the guy saying Ackshuallllly or anything else like that…. heres a gif.
When a human dies, so does the sarcoplasmic reticulum inside of the human muscle cells. We achieve rigamortis (can't fucking spell) because if the SR is dead, it can no longer collect the Calcium ions floating around in the sarcomeres. The Calcium then binds to to the Troponin of the Troponin-tropomyosin complex, allowing tropomyosin to reveal the active sides for the heads of the myelin to grab onto. Because the Cell also has no ATP, the muscle can not relax until the lysosomes open up and destroy the tissues….

I just learned this in anatomy and i was so excited i knew i shared the knowledge with you all. And because i don't have a photo of the guy saying Ackshuallllly or anything else like that…. heres a gif.
User avatar #97 to #96 - freakyorange (11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah. What he said.
#3 - Lambda (11/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't this happen in Clerks?
Didn't this happen in Clerks?
#115 - drmrniceguy ONLINE (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Idk, I just have a healthy amount of skepticism

Elaborate if you're going to respond
User avatar #119 to #115 - vatra (11/07/2013) [-]
When blood flow stops, it tends to just settle where it is considering it is a pressurized system, so if you die while erect the blood isn't going to flow out unless you have some sort of terrible wound. As to the snapping it part, it more of a draining it, they puncture the vein to let off the pressure.
#100 - triggathepirate (11/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
CAN EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD STOP TALKING ABOUT BREAKING DICKS PLEASE!?
CAN EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD STOP TALKING ABOUT BREAKING DICKS PLEASE!?
#94 - playerdous (11/07/2013) [-]
Story time.
My dad worked at funeral home in a small town for awhile. He told me a few of the techniques they use to drain the body and such Serial killer type of stuff really But there was an incident where a guy at bar got into a fight and received lacerations across his carotid (neck artery) from a broken bottle. Guy bled out in less then 5 min, no chance of survival. Fast forward a bit and hes on the lab table ready to be drained, problem is they use the exact spot that got cut along with the jugular vein located right next to it to pump out the blood. Moral of the story if you're in a bar fight do a morgue assistant a solid and don't go for the neck.
User avatar #87 - doombunni (11/07/2013) [-]
I know a kid who works at a funeral home, and he told me some pretty gross stuff that goes on in there. Like if you had an autopsy, then they just shove your brains and other organs into your chest cavity. He also has to sew up peoples buttholes or something like that
User avatar #5 - avengerofthenight (11/06/2013) [+] (16 replies)
is this real...?
User avatar #13 to #12 - avengerofthenight (11/06/2013) [-]
I understood the question as: did you ever have a scab in your dick?
I am not the smartest sometimes.
Also, this is so morbidly hilarious. Imagine this being a normal part of your job.
#16 - rotownhero (11/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Considering they empty all the blood from your body when you die, I suspect that this is fake.
#34 to #28 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [-]
Maybe not at the time of death, but an erection can be achieved after death from blood pooling, depending on the position of the body.
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