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poll, pangolins

poll, pangolins. this took ages haha, hope you're happy. s poll results I' m at maths so don' t get autistic, these are basically right Avg. age = 19. 3 I other

this took ******* ages haha, hope you're happy

s poll results
I' m ***** at maths so don' t get autistic, these are
basically right
Avg. age = 19. 3
I other
I while
sexuality
I new
I Dan: M
I amen:
I (human
I other
Avg. political leaning = 5. 8 (slightly liberal)
colour preferences
I blue
I Rd
I new
I marble
I we
I mange
other
s favourite film - the Lord of the Rings trilogy
Runners up include:
Forrest Gump
he Dark Knight
Shawshank Redemption
does , watch anime?
does , watch mlp?
does , even lift?
mainly surprised by how many of you lift (or claim to
lift) and how there were more bisexuals than gays
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#1 - whistleandrun (01/10/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by whistleandrun
mixed up title and tags but whatevs
User avatar #64 - wizzerdofaus (01/11/2014) [-]
Anyone remember the last time someone did this and they found that there was a seven year old roaming FJ?
#116 to #64 - John Cena (01/11/2014) [-]
And a 50 something year old too. Also the average age was somewhere around 16.
User avatar #137 to #64 - christmouth (01/11/2014) [-]
He was actually pretty cool, if I remember correctly.
#384 to #64 - MisterGir (01/11/2014) [-]
I've been on this website since I was in kindergarten, so I was about 5 years old. I foudn the website because my older brother and his friends would always go on it. That was back with green funnyjunk when it really wasn't a scary place it's was just an entirely anonymous image posting board with random little games. 13 years later I'm still here lurking though
Image related, one of the first images I vividly remember seeing on FJ (along with the old video end of ze world of course)
tldr; I'm a young oldfag talking about nothing in particular
#173 to #64 - John Cena (01/11/2014) [-]
phanact.
User avatar #71 to #64 - cmndrfatty (01/11/2014) [-]
I think it was about a year ago.
#115 to #64 - thedevilsriddle (01/11/2014) [-]
I started when I was around six, I am not saying that that’s a good thing. However, Funny Junk was different back then. Or perhaps I just did not understand what people were talking about. Only recently did I make an account, after that I actually started coming on here religiously. Anyway this site is not really age restricted, anyone can find it. Even if it was, people would just lie.
PS: I am not the kid referred to, just sharing my life’s story. I know all of you are interested.
#129 to #115 - johnnybing (01/11/2014) [-]
You said wat?
User avatar #259 to #129 - xgreenmaidenx (01/11/2014) [-]
Imo I always see the " i am above 18" things here as " if you are below 18 you are not allowed to vists **** and you have to accept the maybe too gruessom pictures, not care about the swearing, adult talks, and you shall not complain about them"
#8 - mudkipfucker (01/10/2014) [-]
Im older than the average age?

User avatar #110 to #8 - mrchubs (01/11/2014) [-]
It's...it's kind of odd, innit?
User avatar #219 to #8 - McFuckUp (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm 22.
User avatar #242 to #8 - psykojet (01/11/2014) [-]
16 and have been here for 4+ years.
User avatar #184 to #8 - hahahaheidi (01/11/2014) [-]
I've been here 4 years and I've only seen like 3 people younger than me
User avatar #213 to #184 - keltainenlumi (01/11/2014) [-]
Well most people don't tell you their ages. Or their real ones anyways.
User avatar #214 to #213 - hahahaheidi (01/11/2014) [-]
I've heard 13, 14, and 15 for the younger ones. I'm 16, but I've met a couple other 16 year olds.
User avatar #243 to #8 - febreezboi (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm 26, I can join you in that feeling. I'm married with 2 kids, I'm an outcast of the website.
User avatar #27 to #8 - frutus (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm 19, I thought the average was around 14 considering the comments you actually see around here.
#331 to #27 - davidavidson (01/11/2014) [-]
This guy gets it... It's like watching people birth into internet ever day with their "LE MEME's XDD" and such.
#3 - dahlirious (01/10/2014) [-]
you should have made the colors in the pie chart different from the actual colors for the fj's fav color chart.
User avatar #66 to #3 - markipliergame (01/11/2014) [-]
thats what i thought
#139 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I am 19, male, straight, white, atheist, my favourite movie is Lord of the Rings, I watch some anime and I don't watch MLP.    
   
I am Funnyjunk.
I am 19, male, straight, white, atheist, my favourite movie is Lord of the Rings, I watch some anime and I don't watch MLP.

I am Funnyjunk.
User avatar #389 to #139 - srapture (01/11/2014) [-]
I, too, am all these things. My birthday is in September, so I think that's around 19.3.
User avatar #453 to #139 - kimilsung (01/12/2014) [-]
How the **** did you get so blue
Its gettin even black
User avatar #145 to #139 - kurbeh (01/11/2014) [-]
But do you even lift sometimes?
#146 to #145 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
About this much
User avatar #147 to #146 - kurbeh (01/11/2014) [-]
You indeed are funnyjunk, sir.
#343 to #146 - John Cena (01/11/2014) [-]
Wow you are exactly the same as me apart from I'm 19 next month.
User avatar #56 - anonefgthree (01/11/2014) [-]
>that much of FJ
>asexual
>claiming to be asexual when you just can't get a gf
Stop it please
User avatar #175 to #56 - edbanger ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I think you have the two colours confused.
User avatar #99 to #56 - wliia (01/11/2014) [-]
About 1% of people are asexual. From what I can tell from the graph, about 4% of funnyjunk users say they're asexual, which in part may be due to funnyjunk (and a lot of the internet) being composed of people who aren't comfortable in real life.

Not to mention a small part of the community may be composed of 9-12 year olds who aren't interested in sex yet, but understand the terms.
#14 - John Cena (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #124 to #14 - strelokkk (01/11/2014) [-]
Stop ******* my mind !!!
#349 - wafflekings (01/11/2014) [-]
Woah there FJ, you may need to slow it down.
Woah there FJ, you may need to slow it down.
#5 - crazyolitis (01/10/2014) [-]
****		 yo pangolins. Platypus masterrace!
**** yo pangolins. Platypus masterrace!
User avatar #206 to #5 - creatablejam (01/11/2014) [-]
mcderper GET HERE NOW
#231 to #206 - mcderper (01/11/2014) [-]
****		 YEAH!!!!
**** YEAH!!!!
#233 to #5 - mcderper (01/11/2014) [-]
platypus master race reporting
#40 - warbob (01/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - rokulda (01/11/2014) [-]
what is pansexual
don't h8
User avatar #67 to #17 - hates (01/11/2014) [-]
Bisexuals just like men and women. Pansexuals like humans, basically. They don't care if you're male, female, shemale, etc. or what race/age you are
#121 to #17 - John Cena (01/11/2014) [-]
Nerd whores, as opposed to bisexuals who are just whores.
User avatar #195 to #17 - joaomartins (01/11/2014) [-]
They **** anything that moves.
#38 to #17 - John Cena (01/11/2014) [-]
Basically they have no preference to gender. As opposed to bisexuals who usually have some sort of preference to either male or female.
#118 to #17 - John Cena (01/11/2014) [-]
Pansexuality is when you are (or can be) attracted to people of all gender variations. This includes both the obvious male and female, but also deviances such as transsexuals, sworn virgins, etc. In my personal experience with pansexuals, they claim to look at a person for their heart rather than their body. (9 times out of 10.) A pansexual person may have a tendency or preference to lean one way on the sexuality scale, but as long others are an option, a person may consider oneself pansexual. It is to be noted that this is not strictly sexual but also applies to romantic/emotional relationships with people.


(I'm a human resources student planning to branch into human sexuality and gender studies post-grad.)
User avatar #23 to #17 - infinitereaper (01/11/2014) [-]
sexual attraction to pans
similar to potsexual

some ******** about "loving personality" and not "physical bla bla bla"
#111 to #23 - sindrifreyr (01/11/2014) [-]
Brock is one
User avatar #369 to #359 - sindrifreyr (01/11/2014) [-]
That reminds me of Rhythm Heaven.
User avatar #141 to #23 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Bi - 2 => Bisexual people like both genders.
Pan - all => Pansexuals like both genders and anything in between, i.e. trans, hermaphrodites etc.
User avatar #149 to #141 - sheepysquirrel (01/11/2014) [-]
That's omnisexual
Pansexual is just a term people made up to claim they will like anyone they gain an emotional connection to so they can act superior.
You will almost never hear someone claim to be pansexual without seeing the smug face they probably have even through the internet.
User avatar #151 to #149 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Omnisexual and pansexual mean the same thing. Omnisexual, being the lesser used term, would most likely be used purely to feel more smug.
User avatar #153 to #151 - sheepysquirrel (01/11/2014) [-]
Pansexuals claim to be "gender blind".
They will literally say "I don't see gender, I just see humans and could love anyone regardless of what gender identity they claim to be".
They are also the same people who will flip **** if you accidentally call a transexual by their physical gender.
They will also claim to find emotional bonds and blah blah as stated before, but are always just whiny and the same as a bisexual basically just with a wider range of interest. They still have their preference.
Omnisexuals will admit to just wanting to **** anyone who wants it.
User avatar #156 to #153 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Omnisexual and pansexual literally are interchangeable terms. They mean the exact same thing. Omnisexual people are pansexual people.

Omni and Pan are both prefixes that mean "all".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality
dictionary.reference.com/browse/omnisexual

Saying you're omnisexual is a smugger way of saying you're pansexual.
#197 to #156 - John Cena (01/11/2014) [-]
Saying you're pansexual is a smugger way of saying you're bisexual. It already encompasses both genders which means it includes stuff like trans.
User avatar #157 to #156 - sheepysquirrel (01/11/2014) [-]
You've got it twisted son.

In the LGBT community Pansexual means "an emotional attraction to someone regardless of gender identity".

While Omnisexual is simply "sexual attraction to anything you can **** " (basically)

But I've had plenty of run-ins with you before and neither you, nor I shall waiver in our beliefs, but your fans will thumb me down, so I will no longer waste time here.

Good day Oninomouse.
User avatar #158 to #157 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Panomouse*
#159 to #158 - sheepysquirrel (01/11/2014) [-]
..ok you've succeeded in making me chuckle...though I disagree with you on the other point..you still get a thumb.

YES! 1 VIRTUAL THUMB VALUED AT THE PRICE OF NOTHING! TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!
User avatar #226 to #153 - confusedasian (01/11/2014) [-]
>Pansexual
>Not "gender blind"

The way I see it is that you're a human being and deserve love unless shown otherwise.
User avatar #31 to #23 - sirlorddarthvader **User deleted account** (01/11/2014) [-]
The perfect response.
User avatar #30 to #23 - xxbutthurtxx (01/11/2014) [-]
Pan= Platonic Asexual ******
User avatar #354 to #23 - novembersky **User deleted account** (01/11/2014) [-]
That's actually not what pansexuality means at all.
Referring to the spoiler by the way, I'm not that dumb.
User avatar #355 to #354 - infinitereaper (01/11/2014) [-]
you aren't fooling anyone
#257 to #23 - Deavas (01/11/2014) [-]
oh **** i might be pan
User avatar #181 to #23 - fuckyourtoast (01/11/2014) [-]
so like
an excuse for being friendzoned
#144 to #23 - John Cena (01/11/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA the real reason is ******* homo as ****
User avatar #25 to #23 - rokulda (01/11/2014) [-]
oh
k
#160 - ancientinsanity (01/11/2014) [-]
more than 50% of FJ
more than 50% of FJ
#230 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Agnosticism and atheism aren't mutually exclusive
#358 to #230 - hoskins (01/11/2014) [-]
I like this. Thank you for this information.
#360 to #358 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I love sharing information! Information is the enemy of ignorance
#374 to #360 - hoskins (01/11/2014) [-]
That infographic about logical fallacies is wonderful. Thank you for that.
#375 to #374 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I love it too! I haven't read it all, but it's a good reference c:
#380 to #375 - hoskins (01/11/2014) [-]
Once again, the infographic was wonderful. I laughed really hard at the ninth statement, and the tenets sound like something I would write.

Except that I like Jesus and whatnot.

But I like how it's not so much of a religion as an inverse way to live to the vox populi.
#400 to #380 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't agree with the tenets, as I'm a social and socialistic person, but I don't think any of those traits makes you a bad person at all! They're definitely part of how I live my life, just as Christian and Buddhistic principles are too
#407 to #400 - hoskins (01/11/2014) [-]
I've seen that picture, and YAY FOR EDGUY!

But you're going to hell.

LOLJKIMNOTONEOFTHOSE
#408 to #407 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
If I'm going to hell, I'll take it from there, nothing is entirely bad
The rest I have are related to sex
#409 to #408 - hoskins (01/11/2014) [-]
That wonderful hashtag at the bottom. But please, don't let my innocence stop you, if you don't mind, that is.
#410 to #409 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Some of these things are really great for actual sexual education, since public sexual education is only about the sexual organs and not about the act of sex or romanticism
#411 to #410 - hoskins (01/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense to me. Thanks for the education, good sir.
#413 to #411 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
One more c:
#414 to #413 - hoskins (01/11/2014) [-]
That's the same one you just posted lol   
   
my exaggerated reaction cause i don't get to use this pic often
That's the same one you just posted lol

my exaggerated reaction cause i don't get to use this pic often
#415 to #414 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Oops, I had it saved twice so I assumed it was two different ones... Sorry
#417 to #415 - hoskins (01/11/2014) [-]
No... NO. I NEED MORE.
No... NO. I NEED MORE.
#418 to #417 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I've almost used all my knowledge folder
This is the last one
#419 to #418 - hoskins (01/11/2014) [-]
Thank you, great sir, for bestowing your knowledge upon a humble being such as myself. Might you do me one last favor, and grace my friends list?
User avatar #420 to #419 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Certainly, and you're welcome
#13 - include (01/10/2014) [-]
Average age 19.3, I'm older than the average age.
Average age 19.3, I'm older than the average age.
User avatar #274 to #13 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/11/2014) [-]
Like 50% of the people on this site are older than the average.
User avatar #21 to #13 - gotohemp (01/11/2014) [-]
**** im 19.5
#52 to #13 - aaronfilkins (01/11/2014) [-]
I remember first coming to FJ when I was in 7th grade (which would be about 13 or 14 I guess). Every time we would get to go to the library to get on the internet and do a project, I would browse. Now I'm 22 and browsing it at 11:30 p.m with my son next to me watching cartoons. And suddenly I have no idea why I'm writing this, but you're all a bunch of glorious bastards.
#53 to #52 - include (01/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#54 to #53 - aaronfilkins (01/11/2014) [-]
Cheers. You're actually one of the few usernames I recognize =p
User avatar #55 to #54 - include (01/11/2014) [-]
Aww, Thanks you.
#235 to #52 - xboxperks (01/11/2014) [-]
21. Up there with you (minus son, congrats!). I don't feel any wrong being older. I feel better. WAYYYY better.
21. Up there with you (minus son, congrats!). I don't feel any wrong being older. I feel better. WAYYYY better.
#268 to #52 - John Cena (01/11/2014) [-]
22 with kids... I just wanna know, man. Was he intended to be born? I just think 22 is really too soon for starting a family.
#460 to #268 - aaronfilkins (01/12/2014) [-]
It makes me happy that you didn't say "accident". No he was not planned, and his mother that I am no longer with is a psychotic bitch. And I most certainly had thoughts of "my life is over" while she was pregnant, but man after he got here it was just something else. I wouldn't trade him for the world.
User avatar #155 to #52 - serotonin (01/11/2014) [-]
22...have a son. You are American arent you?
#204 to #155 - aaronfilkins (01/11/2014) [-]
>implying 22 is crazy young to have a son
Go drink your tea/fight a kangaroo/ do something your country demands so I can get back to my McDonald's and shooting my bazooka
#207 to #204 - serotonin (01/11/2014) [-]
Did I imply that it is bad (only down side I see is that it makes higher/advanced education compliceted) ? I just noticed that Americans tend to get kids earlier then Europeans. I noticed this watching ultimate fighter - most fighters are around 20-25 years old and 80% of them have kid/kids. But then again MMA fighters are not good representation of general population....
Did I imply that it is bad (only down side I see is that it makes higher/advanced education compliceted) ? I just noticed that Americans tend to get kids earlier then Europeans. I noticed this watching ultimate fighter - most fighters are around 20-25 years old and 80% of them have kid/kids. But then again MMA fighters are not good representation of general population....
#210 to #207 - aaronfilkins (01/11/2014) [-]
My bad. It came across as condescending, and I absolutely love my son and just woke up so it struck me wrong. If you don't count the ridiculous amount of teen pregnancy the last couple years, I'd say the average age is about 21 for women and same or a few years higher for men to have a kid. Granted my son wasn't planned, but I wouldn't trade him for the world. What's average in Europe?
User avatar #273 to #210 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/11/2014) [-]
21 was the average age 40 years ago, now it's closer to 26 for women. It's just my opinion, but having a child at 22 is extremely young and really prevents you from experiencing all the amazing things in life. I'm 22 now and I feel like I haven't even really started my life yet.
User avatar #216 to #210 - serotonin (01/11/2014) [-]
No idea. In Serbia it much higher (or I just have such feeling). This is something i stumbled on www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_age_of_wom_at_fir_chi-health-age-women-first-childbirth
#223 to #216 - aaronfilkins (01/11/2014) [-]
Hmm. That's definitely interesting, I reckon our average is brought down by all the kids still having kids in high school. It's getting pretty ridiculous.
#15 - soulkiller (01/10/2014) [-]
For one second, I thought 70% of FJ are asexual
#363 - hoskins (01/11/2014) [-]
I figured "Christians" wouldn't be so large.
pic related, funnyjunk Christian master race
pretty sure that last statement isn't legal to say
User avatar #398 to #363 - tiredofthis (01/11/2014) [-]
I was really surprised myself.
#298 - gloriaofsuburbia (01/11/2014) [-]
mfw LotR being fj's fave
#368 - suspicious (01/11/2014) [-]
For a second there,I thought a majority of fj was asexual.
User avatar #10 - demandred ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
the political part - in Norway left means social-democratic, right is liberal. Is this opposite in the US? the post said 1=right 10=left (unless i misread)
#28 to #10 - broale (01/11/2014) [-]
US left/right on a pretty little chart.
#166 to #28 - John Cena (01/11/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with Communism?
I can't see it being much worse than Capitalism.

Communism gives people what they need to live and work. Capitalism gives people nothing until they work for it, and it still gives them nothing unless they go out and buy something, and when you buy something, they take extra off of you via tax.

In all, both sides are designed to keep the rich on top and the poor doing all the work to keep the rich on top.

At least with communism everyone was told to get the **** off their asses and do something. It lead to people going to their work and having nothing to do because it was already done. But its better than people sitting on their fat ass getting everything paid for them because they're too much of a **** up to keep a job.
User avatar #416 to #166 - demandred ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Giving rewards based on needs rather than results makes people strive to gain needs, not results. That's why it doesn't work.
User avatar #412 to #28 - demandred ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
See this is what confuses me: Liberty is to the right (I agree to that!) while the liberal part is to the left! Where's the logic in that?
#78 - jaketasticness (01/11/2014) [-]
Pansexual?...
User avatar #269 to #78 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I hate Humon.
#106 to #78 - kokothekoala (01/11/2014) [-]
Pansexuals will basically **** any human, regardless of gender identity or orientation. Also called omnisexual.
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