pokemon restaurant. . I still don' t understand why the waiter challenged you to a Fight at; the entrance. Ah that' s just local . Trust Me, the Food here is wo
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pokemon restaurant

I still don' t understand why the waiter
challenged you to a Fight at; the entrance.
Ah that' s just local .
Trust Me, the Food here is worth it.
They use only the Freshest ingredients,
nu everything they serve is caught; locally. A
God this Menu is huge. There
are nearly 650 dishes.
Well My rule oft thumb is that the w
cuter the Pokemon, the better the taste.
5 frost Me, macho We is a classic.
I hope this is to your liking, Madam.
We can have this Jigglypuff steamed, Me
baked, broiled, sauteed, or roasted.
Oh no, no, no... why would I ever
want to do any oft those dreadful things
to this delectable little Jigglypuffs
Besides, I wear to eat
My Jigglypuff raw.
etah © sarah Yoshi M. son
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#1 - derpishb (06/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
NOPE
NOPE
#8 - huszti (06/10/2014) [-]
more like piekachu
#17 - mosaicbrain (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That wasn't a cute story at all.   
 And why the 						****					 is she on a date with an owl?!
That wasn't a cute story at all.
And why the **** is she on a date with an owl?!
#10 - alos (06/10/2014) [-]
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#16 - kcwsooners (06/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'm not a big Jigglypuff fan. I always enter a food coma afterwards.
#15 - unusualember (06/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - delcontic (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well, that took a darkish turn quickly.
User avatar #3 to #2 - penileburglar (06/10/2014) [-]
Not really a turn when it's implied from the very start.

They serve the pokemon of people who lose the fight to get in. There are over 650 kinds of pokemon, hence the 650+ items on the menu.
#32 - okamiterasu (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #31 - tittylovin (06/11/2014) [-]
so edgy.
#29 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
Wow, and people think team rocket is bad... ME GUSTA
#26 - seemore (06/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I've always wondered about this. What do people in the Pokemon universe eat for protein, seeing as the only wildlife is the Pokemon? I've always assumed they do because they kind of have to.
#25 - gibroner (06/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #14 - cptmongtard (06/10/2014) [-]
Pika Pie.
User avatar #9 - dissectedtesticle (06/10/2014) [-]
so ******* hungry for some kingler atm.
User avatar #6 - thechosentroll (06/10/2014) [-]
Why does this make me happy?
User avatar #5 - reggaemortis (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You think when one would cut jigglypuff in half cotton candy would spill out?
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