pokemon restaurant. . I still don' t understand why the waiter challenged you to a Fight at; the entrance. Ah that' s just local . Trust Me, the Food here is wo
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pokemon restaurant

I still don' t understand why the waiter
challenged you to a Fight at; the entrance.
Ah that' s just local .
Trust Me, the Food here is worth it.
They use only the Freshest ingredients,
nu everything they serve is caught; locally. A
God this Menu is huge. There
are nearly 650 dishes.
Well My rule oft thumb is that the w
cuter the Pokemon, the better the taste.
5 frost Me, macho We is a classic.
I hope this is to your liking, Madam.
We can have this Jigglypuff steamed, Me
baked, broiled, sauteed, or roasted.
Oh no, no, no... why would I ever
want to do any oft those dreadful things
to this delectable little Jigglypuffs
Besides, I wear to eat
My Jigglypuff raw.
etah © sarah Yoshi M. son
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#1 - derpishb ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
NOPE
NOPE
User avatar #4 to #1 - wouldupvotetwice (06/10/2014) [-]
Would upvote twice.
User avatar #7 to #1 - giantdad (06/10/2014) [-]
the sauce
User avatar #12 to #7 - bemmo (06/10/2014) [-]
yondemasu yo azazel-san
It doesn't get better with context.
#28 to #1 - ferron (06/11/2014) [-]
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#17 - mosaicbrain (06/10/2014) [-]
That wasn't a cute story at all.   
 And why the 			****		 is she on a date with an owl?!
That wasn't a cute story at all.
And why the **** is she on a date with an owl?!
User avatar #23 to #17 - kiermatv (06/11/2014) [-]
I think the better question is why aren't YOU on a date with an owl?
#10 - alos (06/10/2014) [-]
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#8 - huszti (06/10/2014) [-]
more like piekachu
#15 - unusualember (06/10/2014) [-]
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#16 - kcwsooners (06/10/2014) [-]
I'm not a big Jigglypuff fan. I always enter a food coma afterwards.
User avatar #18 to #16 - adunsaveme (06/10/2014) [-]
I... I don't get it, Carlos
#21 to #18 - twilightdusk (06/11/2014) [-]
Jigglypuff puts people to sleep
User avatar #22 to #21 - adunsaveme (06/11/2014) [-]
oh of course
#19 to #16 - salsawin (06/10/2014) [-]
I get it.

It was a bit of a stretch, and it wasn't really a pun, but I got it.
User avatar #20 to #16 - aximil (06/10/2014) [-]
I get it. It wasn't good, but I got it. Do better next time, okay?
User avatar #2 - delcontic (06/10/2014) [-]
Well, that took a darkish turn quickly.
User avatar #3 to #2 - penileburglar (06/10/2014) [-]
Not really a turn when it's implied from the very start.

They serve the pokemon of people who lose the fight to get in. There are over 650 kinds of pokemon, hence the 650+ items on the menu.
#32 - okamiterasu (06/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #31 - tittylovin (06/11/2014) [-]
so edgy.
#29 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
Wow, and people think team rocket is bad... ME GUSTA
#26 - seemore (06/11/2014) [-]
I've always wondered about this. What do people in the Pokemon universe eat for protein, seeing as the only wildlife is the Pokemon? I've always assumed they do because they kind of have to.
#27 to #26 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
I always figured because they actually classify some Pokemon as "the rat" Pokemon or "The bull" Pokemon, that there are mundane animals in the world, just in places of the world with low to no Pokemon populations. For instance, on continent is pretty much mundane, farmers, actual cows and the like, they get their money from the export of that food. I figured this was a good theory mainly because they keep hinting that Pokemon came from space, so the Pokemon world had to have natural born creatures at some point, and it's those animals that are used as food.

Pokemon however can and likely do eat each other.
#34 to #27 - seemore (06/13/2014) [-]
Good point, I've never really thought of that, there being Pokemon and animals, but that is a very good theory
#25 - gibroner (06/11/2014) [-]
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#24 - twondai ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - cptmongtard ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Pika Pie.
User avatar #9 - dissectedtesticle ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
so ******* hungry for some kingler atm.
User avatar #6 - thechosentroll (06/10/2014) [-]
Why does this make me happy?
User avatar #5 - reggaemortis (06/10/2014) [-]
You think when one would cut jigglypuff in half cotton candy would spill out?
#11 to #5 - anon (06/10/2014) [-]
You think if I shoot it with my gun it would explode cotton candy?
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