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God: Gabe, stop, I' m
working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO
MAKE SOMETHING
God Here' s a box of
parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours
later- Gabe? Where
are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD,
LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A
PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODI, THANK
YOU FOR DRAWING
THAT!
HE WEN
Just PM if
They don' t do much
this is the ******* funniest thing ever
LOOK at it though
just put it in australia"
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#2 - imalamp
Reply +179
(03/27/2014) [-]
"Boss, this thing can kill anything it touches. We can't let it live."

"Eh. Just put it in Australia with the rest of 'em."

and then the platypus happened
#5 to #2 - omnipotentsoap
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(03/27/2014) [-]
funny thing is the platypus actually fits this criteria
#53 to #5 - anon
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(03/27/2014) [-]
*criterion
#33 to #2 - exotic ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/27/2014) [-]
"Just as planned"
#67 to #2 - timelordjam
Reply +4
(03/28/2014) [-]
Australians are actually superhumans. It is assumed that we will be the only ones to survive the sun engulfing the earth
#78 to #67 - skfdkfkehdgurdk
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(03/28/2014) [-]
no surprise seeing as how you all survived prison
#89 to #78 - timelordjam
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(03/28/2014) [-]
***** we is a prison
#94 to #89 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE
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(03/28/2014) [-]
we were a prison. and I think skfdkfkehdgurdk was mistaking australians for africans
#101 to #94 - skfdkfkehdgurdk
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(03/28/2014) [-]
no I was just using the picture to depict those who are still left behind; our brothers in bars
#107 to #101 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE
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(03/28/2014) [-]
but dude... how the **** are we stereotyped like that. the penal colonial age was 200 years ago
#109 to #107 - skfdkfkehdgurdk
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(03/28/2014) [-]
as far as I remember stereotypes stick around for quite a long time. btw if you haven't realized, some people use stereotypes to joke around with, something that isn't always considered seriously, just like in the comments section of fj.
#106 to #101 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE
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(03/28/2014) [-]
we don't have many african australians in our country. mainly islander blacks and native blacks.
#110 to #106 - skfdkfkehdgurdk
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(03/28/2014) [-]
I was just making the general implication of

Prison=black people
not
black people = australia
#113 to #67 - yoshibee ONLINE
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(03/28/2014) [-]
But I'm an English/Scotsman living in Australia.....
#114 to #113 - timelordjam
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(03/28/2014) [-]
If you come to me when the sun engulf us, you can lie under me and my heat shied should protect you
#116 to #114 - yoshibee ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2014) [-]
That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me....
That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me....
#6 to #2 - snakefire
Reply +23
(03/27/2014) [-]
even platypus are venomous though.

Australia: EVEN OUR MAMMALS ARE VENOMOUS
#4 - AnonymousDonor
Reply +93
(03/27/2014) [-]
#17 - ellina
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(03/27/2014) [-]
#11 - theavatar
Reply +61
(03/27/2014) [-]
"Dad can we keep it"
#52 - alphadolan
Reply +48
(03/27/2014) [-]
Das gangsta
#59 to #52 - iprochaosangel
Reply +1
(03/28/2014) [-]
omg i need to leave a comment so i can save this when i get my computer
#79 to #59 - Rei ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/28/2014) [-]
Or you could just favourite it.
#125 to #79 - iprochaosangel
Reply +1
(03/29/2014) [-]
Do you not see how white i am?
#126 to #125 - Rei ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/29/2014) [-]
You now know for next time.
#35 - PlagueDoctor ONLINE
Reply +42
(03/27/2014) [-]
you can thank me later
you can thank me later
#39 to #35 - PlagueDoctor ONLINE
Reply +10
(03/27/2014) [-]
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#36 to #35 - PlagueDoctor ONLINE
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(03/27/2014) [-]
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#72 to #36 - kotetsulovesfj
Reply +5
(03/28/2014) [-]
Damn it all! Another animal to add to my growing list of exotic animals I want.   
Tiger, fox, bat, and now platypus.
Damn it all! Another animal to add to my growing list of exotic animals I want.
Tiger, fox, bat, and now platypus.
#122 to #72 - ninjalllama
Reply +1
(03/28/2014) [-]
I too want a fox, But they are pretty hard to get in my country : /
#88 to #72 - repulsiveronald
Reply +1
(03/28/2014) [-]
exotic<---------------------------------------->fox
pick one
#97 to #88 - kotetsulovesfj
Reply 0
(03/28/2014) [-]
Okay, not too exotic, but it's still not a common pet.
#73 to #72 - exotic ONLINE
Reply -4
(03/28/2014) [-]
I feel wanted
#95 to #73 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2014) [-]
you are bby
#74 to #73 - kotetsulovesfj
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(03/28/2014) [-]
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#37 to #35 - PlagueDoctor ONLINE
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(03/27/2014) [-]
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#38 to #35 - PlagueDoctor ONLINE
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#14 - aconitumanthora
Reply +26
(03/27/2014) [-]
I just did a research on platypi. They are freaking cute little *******. Even as a biologist, it's difficult for me to understand the existence of these adorable creatures.
If you like weird animals, your gonna fall in love with this one.

Also their venom isn't lethal, put its pain can last for months.
#55 to #14 - warehousegu
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(03/28/2014) [-]
They also have 6th sense, something to do with eletrical pulse, if a predator is behind them they can feel the predators muscles moving before they even see the predator.
#20 to #14 - epicpoke
Reply +9
(03/27/2014) [-]
They lay eggs.
#31 to #20 - markipliergame
Reply 0
(03/27/2014) [-]
look who's omnipresent now
#44 to #31 - aconitumanthora
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(03/27/2014) [-]
Oh dear, is this really markiplier?! Or am I hallucinating.
#46 to #44 - markipliergame
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(03/27/2014) [-]
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#47 to #46 - aconitumanthora
Reply +2
(03/27/2014) [-]
OH DEAR, oh dear, look what you've done, now I'm getting excited!
#32 to #31 - epicpoke
Reply 0
(03/27/2014) [-]
Maybe I am following you...
#27 to #20 - anon
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(03/27/2014) [-]
The males have poisioned spikes
#26 to #20 - aaronsalsa
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(03/27/2014) [-]
Im going to lay your eggs babyyy
#43 - tooscaredtologon
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(03/27/2014) [-]
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#87 to #43 - jtastic
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(03/28/2014) [-]
"On my way to **** your bitch"
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#60 to #43 - tomthehippie
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Fun fact, on their rear legs platypuses have sharp spurs that are venomous, the venom causes extreme pain, so intense that morphine can't relieve it.   
   
Yeah, nobody knew platypuses were that gangstah, did they?
Fun fact, on their rear legs platypuses have sharp spurs that are venomous, the venom causes extreme pain, so intense that morphine can't relieve it.

Yeah, nobody knew platypuses were that gangstah, did they?
#82 to #43 - DahColeTrain ONLINE
Reply +2
(03/28/2014) [-]
DID SOMEBODY SAY PAIN!?
DID SOMEBODY SAY PAIN!?
#1 - violated
Reply +8
(03/27/2014) [-]
**violated rolled a random image posted in comment #8259507 at low testosterone high estrogen male support group ** MFW Australia
#45 - mmmilovemeth
Reply +6
(03/27/2014) [-]
The best Gabriel
The best Gabriel