ping pong. . Asians are the only people where bobody' s afraid to be racist to em face. In "iii With other people, it' s like, shh! There' s a black guy r_ er'  Asian
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Asians are the only people where
bobody' s afraid to be racist to em face.
In "iii With other people, it' s like,
shh! There' s a black guy r_ er' ning...
But for me, I' ll be sitting in a
Vietnamese restaurant with 27
other Asians, and my white
friend will just barge in.
Se what' s on the menu, puppies
and dogs, eh?" while winking
and nudging me.
And I' ll be like, "Dude, we' re
being outnumbered 28 to 1
right now!"
And he' s like, "AH, we guys
aren' t gonna do anything."
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User avatar #2 - kennyh (07/31/2014) [-]
and they wont.
#31 to #2 - kingferret (08/01/2014) [-]
And then there's this **** .
User avatar #18 to #2 - Tusura (08/01/2014) [-]
Unless you steal money from them. Then the yakuza will kill you.
#1 - flipke ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
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#19 - Rockaman (08/01/2014) [-]
It's Asians and Whites - probably because we are the successful races!
User avatar #3 - stunning (08/01/2014) [-]
My asian friends talk so much **** about themselves and other races. They tell me its kind of like a cultural thing
User avatar #4 - TwiztidNinja (08/01/2014) [-]
You know how once you hate someone everything they do is annoying?
That is like me with chinese people, all other asians i am fine with but i have never met a chinese person that was not a stuck up arrogant **** wit who thinks they know everything while asking you to show them how to do something.
Idk if it is just their culture or what but yeah.. ******* chinese people.
User avatar #8 to #4 - frozensundae (08/01/2014) [-]
When I stayed in Makuhari in Tokyo, it was a central base for Chinese tourists, and none followed any of the rules of the hotel and they were loud all the ******* time and the kids ran around breaking ****
User avatar #22 to #4 - assrocket (08/01/2014) [-]
I never really had a problem with anyone. Until I started ******* working in customer service. It does stuff to you...
**** Indians, man.
User avatar #38 to #22 - jacksipian (08/01/2014) [-]
the indians how we killed off? or the indians with the sniper dot?
#29 to #4 - John Cena (08/01/2014) [-]
You must not meet a lot of Chinese people..?
#33 to #4 - fuckatron (08/01/2014) [-]
You think that's bad? I live in Vancouver, BC. VANCOUVER!
User avatar #13 to #4 - monkeybrains ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
I have problems with every asian culture except for the Nips, because they're just as racist as us. They're honorary white people.
User avatar #24 to #13 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
I disagree, I think we should bomb the nips one more time. Just for full effect. They aren't glowing in white eminence yet.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Temari (08/01/2014) [-]

I'm excited cause I've never found anyone else who agrees with me
User avatar #6 to #4 - Haruhi (08/01/2014) [-]
First Jews and now Chinese people? What the **** is your problem? Grow up.
#7 to #6 - John Cena (08/01/2014) [-]
"How dare you have different experiences and opinions than I!"
#39 to #7 - Haruhi (08/01/2014) [-]
he's blatantly racist and I get thumbed down for pointing it out. Ok. FJ logic.
#9 to #4 - John Cena (08/01/2014) [-]
interesting, this is exactly how i view americans
User avatar #14 to #9 - biscuitsunited (08/01/2014) [-]
This is how everybody views americans
#16 to #14 - John Cena (08/01/2014) [-]
Which is why everybody's view of America is so wrong. You see, we don't think we know how to do everything. We know we don't know how to do **** , we just don't care enough to ask anyone else to show us.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Kingsteveooo (08/01/2014) [-]
Americans are breeding stupid, but confident people.

I'll take a nice idiot over a smart asshole anyday.

But when you start getting people who are cocky and stupid.. well, thats hard to deal with.
#10 to #4 - jamiemsm (08/01/2014) [-]
but.. but what about jackie chan?
User avatar #11 to #10 - thechosentroll (08/01/2014) [-]
Maybe he's just never met Jackie Chan.
#30 - theseustheminotaur (08/01/2014) [-]
I would say people are racist to whites all the time.

I would say that white people don't make jokes about being white to other white people the way asian's make fun of other asians to each other.
User avatar #35 to #30 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
to be fair, white racism comprises like... three spheres... We can't dance, we do dumb **** for the sake trying to make things convenient, and we've ****** up every other race we've come into contact with...

I wouldn't consider those THAT bad...
#12 - antiphates (08/01/2014) [-]
The asians I've met are straight up racists to other ethnical groups, so I find it only fair to be racist towards them.

No I don't go up to random asians and say "ching chong", but if I see an asian being racist (and it does happen, A LOT) I take it as a casius belli and ching chong their ass back to China if I get the chance.
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (08/01/2014) [-]
White's don't give a **** if you say racist **** to us either.
User avatar #36 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Isn't it actually stereotyping and not being racist? Doesn't being racist actively involve hate towards a race of a feeling of superiority towards it?
#26 - John Cena (08/01/2014) [-]
It's true they wont. Asians are pussies in real life. The only intimidating tough Asians are in movies or TV. In person they're pushovers.
#37 - derpination (08/01/2014) [-]
Asians - the only other race that can take a joke.
User avatar #34 - blazefox (08/01/2014) [-]
I have a friend who's Asian, his mother and father are full Thai, we greet each other with ching chong and **** all the time.
#32 - John Cena (08/01/2014) [-]
just like jews, gingers, and fat people ^-^
User avatar #23 - hashtronaut (08/01/2014) [-]
here, have some korean rap DUMBFOUNDEAD - KOREAN JESUS
User avatar #15 - Killerwale ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
meh, he's eating our food, we won on our lvl.
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