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#10 - brokentrucker
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(01/12/2014) [-]
"Because I said so"
"Because I said so"

#161 to #10 - psychoticcaleb
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(01/13/2014) [-]
I think he sensed a disturbance in the force.
#172 to #10 - brokentrucker
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(01/14/2014) [-]
Wow, top comment.
#157 to #10 - strangesir
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(01/13/2014) [-]
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#12 - PEDOBEARKIDS
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(01/12/2014) [-]
I **** hate how i get blamed for every **** up they make with their computer

they blamed me for getting a virus from watching youtube videos
#152 to #12 - Marker ONLINE
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(01/13/2014) [-]
"You got a virus from all those anime sites you were going to, weren't you?"

"No..... those didn't do anything. It was the porn that gave my computer the virus....."

They just don't get it
#61 to #12 - hudis
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Return when they start blaming you for everything that goes wrong in the house ever.
#65 to #12 - inferuz
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(01/13/2014) [-]
wait till you get a job
#113 to #12 - yuukoku
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Accuse you of getting viruses from YouTube?   
   
They obviously don't know enough about computers to be accusing you of anything.
Accuse you of getting viruses from YouTube?

They obviously don't know enough about computers to be accusing you of anything.
#115 to #113 - McCockAFucker
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(01/13/2014) [-]
since when do people that dont know **** have stopped throwing **** at you for that reason
#116 to #115 - yuukoku
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(01/13/2014) [-]
I had to read that a few times.

No, not knowing **** has not stopped people from being assholes in the past and I'm sure it won't today or any time in the future.
#127 to #116 - McCockAFucker
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(01/13/2014) [-]
yeah, i didnt write it in the clearest way possible.

but then again, if we didnt have so many ignorant ***** with the freedom of speech we would have have much less to make fun of.
#145 to #127 - yuukoku
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(01/13/2014) [-]
That's true. We'd also accidentally group in some smart people with ignorant *****, but that's a whole other story in itself.
#114 to #12 - mayhemtuesday
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(01/13/2014) [-]
its ok lil *****, everythings gunna be alright
#38 to #12 - cousin
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(01/12/2014) [-]
****. Try being an ICT technician. Nothing, NOTHING is ever the users fault. It is always the failing on the ICT techs. Server doesn't respond for 10 seconds? Lets call the techs to rage at them that the hundreds of computers attached via a complex array of switches, routers and hardware firewalls doesn't respond to my query right away. **** I sometimes hate my job.
#50 - thenewgizmobox
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(01/13/2014) [-]
my parents, in one picture.
#106 to #50 - sirnigga
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(01/13/2014) [-]
your asian?
#159 to #50 - jblumz
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Must be Asian.
#87 to #50 - legitimately
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(01/13/2014) [-]
So your parents are two floating heads?
#64 to #50 - hudis
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Mine.
#54 to #50 - thornberry
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Then stop being asian
#45 - ipartywithpedobear
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(01/13/2014) [-]
THE ******* COMPUTER ONE.

I got A+ certified, and am getting a degree in computer science.

I can build, repair, modify, do almost anything i want to with computer hardware.

I got blamed for a ******* virus my neighbors mom got because i removed a virus from her computer from a toolbar she installed, and she bitched at me for uninstalling it, and then re-downloaded it and got a virus again.

She refused to download McAfee when I tried buying it for her because she thought it was a scam, then wanted me to buy her a new computer for ******* it up the first time.

Seriously, what the ******* hell.
#92 to #45 - leonplaysgames
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(01/13/2014) [-]
You are not alone. Just know that.
#96 to #45 - violentmasturbator
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(01/13/2014) [-]
maybe she was trying to score a free computer.
#75 to #45 - spceinvdr
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(01/13/2014) [-]
what a dumbass
#42 - thereisaguy
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(01/13/2014) [-]
I may be an adult now but goddamn did an angsty teen rise from deep within my chest upon reading this.
#44 to #42 - warpigy
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(01/13/2014) [-]
I can't tell if this is a statement or a question
#21 - pwnigator
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(01/12/2014) [-]
"Mom, can I stay out late today?"
"Are you insane? No, you could come home drunk, get shot by a stranger, or take drugs with your good-for nothing friends."
"Alright, so every one of my friends is a drugaddict and/or alcoholic, right? And every goddamn person I come across on the streets is a serial killer, huh?"
"That's not what I said."
"Yeah, it totally was! You always do this, and also.... forget it. Can I atleast have some money for today?"
"No, because you apparently spend all of your pocketmoney on videogames, didn't you?"
"No? I didn't buy even one game for atleast 3 weeks. If you don't want to give me money, why won't you let me get a job, so I'll more money?"
"You don't need a job, honey, you should concentrate on school."
"Of course I need a job! I never have enough money to go out with my friends and buy one or two things I want a few times in a month. And I have plenty of free time, so what am I supposed to do with it, stick my thumbs up my butt?"
"I said no."

Moral of the story is: You're parents aren't always right. Take things into your own hands for a change, god damn it! If I did everythings, my parents told me to do, I wouldn't have any friends, money, video games or just furniture or decorations in my room, I want. And according to them, I'm not even allowed to move out, until I'm at least 26 and engaged. **** this ****. They want you to live a safe and financially secure life, but they also forget, that it's - boring - as -****.
#100 to #21 - leonplaysgames
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(01/13/2014) [-]
I've got a friend in a very similar situation. He pretty much had to wait untill he was 18, and then he moved himself out. Lived with a brother for a few months until he could get on his feet. Found a job, bought a car, then got himself an apartment.

Just letting you know, it does get better.
#167 to #100 - acedamon
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(01/13/2014) [-]
But it doesn't get better until you can get away from your parents, so the point still stands.
#165 to #100 - pwnigator
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(01/13/2014) [-]
The way I see it, he just had a lot of ******* luck, and I won't play a game of chance, when it's about something as important, as being able to live on your own. I'll wait for the right time, and keep saving money until then.
#108 to #21 - garymotherfingoak
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(01/13/2014) [-]
im sorry man.
#40 to #21 - shmochra
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Dude you're 18 and you they won't let you get a job? Especially in germany it's kinda uncommon.
#164 to #40 - pwnigator
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Two words: "turkish - parents"
#168 to #164 - shmochra
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Ok I'd like to switch the conversation to german if possible.
Ich hab tunesische Eltern die auch an den Traditionen ihrer Heimat hängen. Aber da mein Vater sehr von Deutschland geprägt ist wollte er dass ich arbeite. Ich will ja jetzt nichts sagen aber türken, ne? wtf
#169 to #168 - pwnigator
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Dabei habe ich mich jetzt nicht auf das türkische Arbeitsleben bezogen. Wenn es so wäre, hätte ich vermutlich schon mit 14 angefangen zu arbeiten Das das in Deutschland illegal ist, sei mal bei Seite geschoben . Ich meinte die türkische Kultur an sich, welche ja sehr vom Islam geleitet ist. Von wegen: "Keine Zigaretten, kein Alkohol, keine nicht muslimische Freundin, oder überhaupt eine Freundin bis du einen ordentlichen Job hast, und spät Abends gehst du auch nirgendwo mehr hin." Da ich studiere, glauben sie, ich müsste 24/7 lernen, und nichts anderes machen, bis ich arbeite. Dabei lerne ich nur in der Uni, zocke zu Hause und hänge draußen mit Freunden ab, und hab trotzdem gute Noten. Ihre Tradition lassen sie die Wahrheit nicht sehen.
#26 to #21 - myrtille
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(01/12/2014) [-]
I don't see how they plan on keeping you there until you're 26...or how you're supposed to become engaged when you are a loser living at home at 26.
#163 to #26 - pwnigator
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(01/13/2014) [-]
You see, we live in germany, but my parents are both turkish, and they still think, that the turkish culture and way of life is mandatory for "us". According to them, I should only concentrate on college, never go out late, drink or have girlfriend who isn't from turkey (That's the dumbest of all things, I've heard from them.). For ****** sake, I'm not even allowed to go to conventions or **** like that. One day, I just snapped, and said "**** it" up de ass . Since then I made my own rules, but I still live there, until I'm financially ready to move out and live on my own.
#46 to #21 - robotvoice
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(01/13/2014) [-]
masturbate in front of them.
multiple times.
until it works.
#166 to #46 - pwnigator
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(01/13/2014) [-]
I tried. My father still bitchslapped me.
#170 to #166 - robotvoice
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(01/13/2014) [-]
slap him back
with your penis.
#48 - bloodrider
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(01/13/2014) [-]
if my pizza delivery guy was a actually a serial killer i would attempt and most likely fail to beat the **** out of them and scold them for disguising themselves as such a noble person.
#153 to #48 - skydiving
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Somehow I don't think a pizza delivery man is gonna be a successful serial killer. Unless they're a disorganised serial killer...
#3 - buttplugmaster
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(01/12/2014) [-]
Everybody gather round for rant time!
i spent my whole life biding my time to confirm my paranoid parents suspicions that I am a degenerate, ungrateful, bitch bent on ruining my own life never mind my BS in biology and job in my chosen field . My all nighters where I worked like a dog to get A's on my assignments were taken to be either me being irresponsible and procrastinating or me being high or drunk I don't drink or do drugs . I can't go to the beach with three friends at night because we are incapable of protecting ourselves in an area without large floodlights and 20 or so cops watching us at all times But lord help me if I say I want some sort of self defense class or a concealed weapons permit . Once my parents were away for a funeral and were gone for my mother's birthday, so i threw her a surprise party when she came back. I dropped my wallet outside the store i got the cake in. My father of course assumed my wallet was lost/stolen while i was driving my drunk friends around. My response to all this was to go to a local hangout that is "safe" (mainly because there is nothing i can afford to do there but sit on a bench and have people glare at me), walk 5 blocks to a tattoo shop and then come home with the piercing i've wanted for three years. If i'm going to be accused and abused for ****, I'd like it to be 1) **** I did, 2) **** that makes me happy.

End rant. So, what do your parents do that piss you off?
#5 to #3 - zombieblob
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(01/12/2014) [-]
Live on your own and pay everything yourself.
#52 to #3 - teasquid
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(01/13/2014) [-]
The assume any person I've made eye contact with I've ******.    
I'm still a virgin, and dated 1 guy for 3 days in 5th grade.
The assume any person I've made eye contact with I've ******.
I'm still a virgin, and dated 1 guy for 3 days in 5th grade.
#109 to #3 - garymotherfingoak
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(01/13/2014) [-]
jesus.. sorry man.
#60 to #3 - terminalinfinity
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(01/13/2014) [-]
You have a beer, this is a bit of a winder so Ill try to condense it to the most important points. My mom is of those ideal moms. Not ideal in that she's great, shes very idealistic (Southern baptists Christian) and opinionated about the world and not very practical. She also the biggest exaggerator and drama queen I know. Here is a very small list of how she acts
-Exaggerated my behavior problems as a kid until I was diagnosed with ADHD and ODD at...age 5. I was forced to take Ritalin, Adderal (Which are amphetamines like Meth - actually meth is approved to treat ADHD under the name Desoxyn and I was almost given that too) which really screwed with my head.
-Left my dad when I was 6, who was a great man that worked his ass off. She left him because he cursed and she didn't want him "having a bad influence on me". This is the same man who worked 3 jobs and made the entire utility and house payment. My mom payed nothing into the house, yet in the divorce, she made my dad give her half the value of the house, while he was still making house payments.
-Essentially made it so I couldnt have any friends in school at all. She made it a point to be annoying, embarrassing and awkward everytime I hung out with someone outside of school. And when I told her about it, she said she knew and told me its a mother's job to embarrass their kids.
-Refused to let me stay home alone until I was 14 because "I wasnt ready". If I was sick from school, she made me come to work with her and sit in the break room
-Wouldnt let me watch any kind even remotely questionable TV or Movies. I was only allowed PG movies until I was 16. Beat me with a belt when she caught me watching south park.
-Called the police several times on me when I refused to do what she said. I wasnt being violent or out of control, she just didnt like I told her no.
-Go into a (Real) emotional breakdown everytime something happens with the computer and demand I stop whatever Im doing to fix her computer
#97 to #60 - leonplaysgames
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(01/13/2014) [-]
That "Mothers job to be embarrasing" is **** i get from my mom every ******* day.

You are not alone.
#135 to #60 - DasSpiel
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(01/13/2014) [-]
"Mother's job to be embarrassing"
You have no idea how much I hate this.
In private she talks to me like a normal ******* adult, but when out in public (and especially around chicks my age) she talks to me as if I was a 5 year old with ADHD.
She also feels the need to share every personal detail about me with absolutely everyone. As a person who values his privacy, it drives me ******* insane.
#73 to #3 - ssjmizu
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(01/13/2014) [-]
My mom constantly uses the wrong/harder way to do things rather than learn a new way.

"Could you help me with the computer?"
"Sure, but instead I can show you how to do it yourself, or maybe show you how to use google so you can find out for yourself. so that eventually, when I leave, you can do this yourself."
"Don't act like you know more about computers than I do."

That **** gets me every time. My sisters all share a room, and the youngest always leaves the place to **** and the eldest sister is forced to clean up, or mom cleans up and yells at everyone/complains about how we're slobs. I don't go in there room unless one of them calls me in, how the **** is this my problem?

"Why not make the one who made the mess clean up instead of you doing it?"
"shut up"

It's ******* lunacy. She always complains and yells, but never listens to what any of us have to say. Alot of the times it's because it's out of her way. the rest is because she doesn't want to. Dad's worse! He's a ******* moron! Apparently, someone broke into his work trunks and stole some valuable tools. Instead of calling the police, he goes looking for the guy, which he find, instead of calling to police AGAIN, he pushes the man off his bike and take his tools. it sounds cool yeah, but that guy could come back! He was desperate enough to steal who says he's not desperate enough to come back and ******* kill you, or cripple you, or kill ME or MY SISTERS!

He also got kittens, a month after our home got infested with flees and took the life of our previous cat. He got a male and female, siblings. Been 3 months and hasn't neutered them and they have flees. But he buys a ****** new windows 8 Moniter/Desktop instead of getting them treatments. It's ******* crazy. Maybe I'm just being stubborn/ungrateful. Nice to get it off and rant though.
#47 to #3 - rsca
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(01/13/2014) [-]
How about my parents and my wifes parents are the ******* reason our marriage nearly went to **** until her and I had a sit-down the other day?

How about knowing my daughter will never see my mother and father grow old and responsible. Why? Well my daughter is at risk of asthma because my wife has it. My family smokes. My brother is quitting for them... and his wife. Also for their kids. They don't take care of their diet... they smoke like a ******* chimney... don't don't care for themselves or anyone else. And personality? I'll tell you why my wife nearly left me. The wife I helped build back to health because of Anorexia (which they still are ignorant to it and have no ******* clue nor care what it is) and had a daughter with. Because she wasn't up to par with their "standards". She didn't call 4x a day. She didn't do what they wanted her to do. She didn't become who they wanted her to become. And I am ************* proud of that woman.

I have lived with controlling parents all my ******* life. Heaven forbid I have an opinion that's different. I was going to go into the RCMP Cadet Program (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)... was going to be flown to Saskatoon (but needed to go through whole process)... was ready to start doing paperwork.. was going to move my wife.. would get $500.00 a week which would help pay rent and ****. You wanna know what I get told? "Oh if you leave your leaving us behind. We need to keep family together". Completely ignorant of the fact I was STEP AWAY from getting a badge. My wife is U.S. citizen; we're awaiting for Immigration Canada to budge and get her medicals through. After that I am leaving them.... I will leave them in the shadow of no opportunity and remind them of all the opportunities they've taken form me. Sure they helped when times were tough... but nothing amounts to what I lost. This brings tears to my eyes every.. single.. ******* time. AS much as I wanna be a cop and i need to be tough.. a manipulative family kills.
#63 to #47 - terminalinfinity
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(01/13/2014) [-]
A thumb for you sir. Read my story above about a controlling bitch mom and it may make your feel better
#122 - burdensomebucket
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(01/13/2014) [-]
"Can I have $30 to go to the movies with my friends?"
"No, your old enough to pay for your own things now!"
"Can I get a job?"
"No, your at the age where you need to concentrate on school"
#136 to #122 - tomowrath
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(01/13/2014) [-]
I work at the movie theater so I have a job and movies.

I'm sorry
#142 to #136 - burdensomebucket
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(01/13/2014) [-]
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#80 - kaycie
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(01/13/2014) [-]
*mother passive aggressively loads dishwasher*
me: do you want some help?
mom: NO no that's fine I can do it ALL BY MYSELF, like everything else in this house
#105 to #80 - sirnigga
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(01/13/2014) [-]
i clean everything they **** up in the house while they smoke weed
#91 to #80 - leonplaysgames
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Respond with, alright, well if you aren't going to ask for help then im not going to help you. Then promptly walk off.

My mom used to do this **** to me all the freaking time, that guilt-trip thing as i like to call it. The moment you show her that guilt-tripping doesn't do **** to you, she will stop. Guaranteed. My mom now understands that she must ask me before i will do something, and this guilt-trips result in me doing absolutely nothing for her until she wants to co-operate.

Or she will get really pissed.
#117 to #91 - dahlirious
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(01/13/2014) [-]
damnnn, your mom sounds like a bitch but if I ever told my mom anything like that she'd hit me with the vacuum cord.
#119 to #117 - leonplaysgames
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Nah, shes actually pretty awesome. I just think she gets these weird idea from her friends at work or tv or some ****. Cause it was an all the sudden thing with the guilt trips. At first, they worked well, but i saw threw the disguise and called her bluff. She stopped trying guilt trips after that.
#95 to #91 - violentmasturbator
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(01/13/2014) [-]
jesus, it sounds like you're talking about training a dog lol
#98 to #95 - leonplaysgames
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(01/13/2014) [-]
People act like animals sometimes. And most people get the idea that when something doesn't work three times in a row, they quit doing it because its not worth it. Same thing for my situation.
#99 to #98 - violentmasturbator
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(01/13/2014) [-]
do you ever punch your mom on the nose and tell her no, when she's bitching?
#101 to #99 - leonplaysgames
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Yes, and if she is good and doesn't **** on the floor, I give her a treat.