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#10 - brokentrucker (01/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"Because I said so"
"Because I said so"

#12 - PEDOBEARKIDS (01/12/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I **** hate how i get blamed for every **** up they make with their computer

they blamed me for getting a virus from watching youtube videos
#50 - thenewgizmobox (01/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
my parents, in one picture.
User avatar #45 - ipartywithpedobear (01/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)

I got A+ certified, and am getting a degree in computer science.

I can build, repair, modify, do almost anything i want to with computer hardware.

I got blamed for a ******* virus my neighbors mom got because i removed a virus from her computer from a toolbar she installed, and she bitched at me for uninstalling it, and then re-downloaded it and got a virus again.

She refused to download McAfee when I tried buying it for her because she thought it was a scam, then wanted me to buy her a new computer for ******* it up the first time.

Seriously, what the ******* hell.
User avatar #42 - thereisaguy (01/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I may be an adult now but goddamn did an angsty teen rise from deep within my chest upon reading this.
User avatar #21 - pwnigator (01/12/2014) [+] (13 replies)
"Mom, can I stay out late today?"
"Are you insane? No, you could come home drunk, get shot by a stranger, or take drugs with your good-for nothing friends."
"Alright, so every one of my friends is a drugaddict and/or alcoholic, right? And every goddamn person I come across on the streets is a serial killer, huh?"
"That's not what I said."
"Yeah, it totally was! You always do this, and also.... forget it. Can I atleast have some money for today?"
"No, because you apparently spend all of your pocketmoney on videogames, didn't you?"
"No? I didn't buy even one game for atleast 3 weeks. If you don't want to give me money, why won't you let me get a job, so I'll more money?"
"You don't need a job, honey, you should concentrate on school."
"Of course I need a job! I never have enough money to go out with my friends and buy one or two things I want a few times in a month. And I have plenty of free time, so what am I supposed to do with it, stick my thumbs up my butt?"
"I said no."

Moral of the story is: You're parents aren't always right. Take things into your own hands for a change, god damn it! If I did everythings, my parents told me to do, I wouldn't have any friends, money, video games or just furniture or decorations in my room, I want. And according to them, I'm not even allowed to move out, until I'm at least 26 and engaged. **** this **** . They want you to live a safe and financially secure life, but they also forget, that it's - boring - as - **** .
User avatar #48 - bloodrider ONLINE (01/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
if my pizza delivery guy was a actually a serial killer i would attempt and most likely fail to beat the **** out of them and scold them for disguising themselves as such a noble person.
User avatar #3 - buttplugmaster (01/12/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Everybody gather round for rant time!
i spent my whole life biding my time to confirm my paranoid parents suspicions that I am a degenerate, ungrateful, bitch bent on ruining my own life never mind my BS in biology and job in my chosen field . My all nighters where I worked like a dog to get A's on my assignments were taken to be either me being irresponsible and procrastinating or me being high or drunk I don't drink or do drugs . I can't go to the beach with three friends at night because we are incapable of protecting ourselves in an area without large floodlights and 20 or so cops watching us at all times But lord help me if I say I want some sort of self defense class or a concealed weapons permit . Once my parents were away for a funeral and were gone for my mother's birthday, so i threw her a surprise party when she came back. I dropped my wallet outside the store i got the cake in. My father of course assumed my wallet was lost/stolen while i was driving my drunk friends around. My response to all this was to go to a local hangout that is "safe" (mainly because there is nothing i can afford to do there but sit on a bench and have people glare at me), walk 5 blocks to a tattoo shop and then come home with the piercing i've wanted for three years. If i'm going to be accused and abused for **** , I'd like it to be 1) **** I did, 2) **** that makes me happy.

End rant. So, what do your parents do that piss you off?
#122 - burdensomebucket (01/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Can I have $30 to go to the movies with my friends?"
"No, your old enough to pay for your own things now!"
"Can I get a job?"
"No, your at the age where you need to concentrate on school"
User avatar #80 - kaycie (01/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
*mother passive aggressively loads dishwasher*
me: do you want some help?
mom: NO no that's fine I can do it ALL BY MYSELF, like everything else in this house
#110 - megusters (01/13/2014) [-]
fixed mspaint skill: sweg
User avatar #90 - leonplaysgames (01/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
You have to understand, im not an asshole usually. But in the morning, I can be kinda crabby, and irritated. Especially if i had to get up earlier than i usually do. One of my mornings, i had to wake up quite early so we could go to my sisters graduation.

>Wake up, and go outside into the living room.
>I usually just wear a t-shirt and some shorts to bed
>Was quite cold, so I threw on some jeans before I went outside.
>The moment I step foot in the living room, mom bombards me with freaking twenty questions.
>No hello, or good morning. Just, "Oh my god, you are not wearing that to your sisters graduation", "Have you brushed your teeth yet, because your breath stinks.","Oh my god you are going to have to take a shower this morning, you look like crap" Just absolutely bombarded.
>I'm still really ******* tired and crabby and respond with "Yes, this is what im going to wear to her graduation." (I say this super sarcastically.)
>Mom responds with something like "Ohmygodwhyareyouyellingatmeimyourmotherandyoudontyellatmewhatkindofsonhaveirais edthatwouldyellathisownmotherblahblahblah"

Jesus ******* Christ. Luckily we had a decent conversation afterwards where she is not to bombard me when i first wake up, or i'm going to act like a sack of **** to her.

My grandma does similar things with her not being able to hear.
>What grandma
>What is it grandma!
>"ohmygoddontyellatmeimyourgrandmahowdareyouspeaktomelikethatdidntyourmotherrais ************************************************************** "
I'm not raising my voice to yell at you, i'm raising it so you can hear me!
#33 - yomommabinshoppin (01/12/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Here's one
*Doesn't talk about girls
*"Are you gay?"

Happened to me a couple hours ago, holy crap mother.
User avatar #43 to #33 - heartlessrobot (01/13/2014) [-]
Well, are you gay?
#31 - duvallwhitey (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy crap I haven't seen this in forever.
#67 - Ken M (01/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Its amazing how concern and discipline is seen as bad parenting. **** y'all
#74 to #67 - GtAhMeE (01/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #39 - bboyman (01/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>get blamed for bad internet connection, viruses apparently
>gets laptop
>still blamed for slow desktop computer and internet
>get call from internet provider
>"we ****** up the connection in this area, everyone around here is having troubles"
>still getting blamed for slow internet
#104 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I feel for every last one of you that has to go through this 			********		.
I feel for every last one of you that has to go through this ******** .
User avatar #19 - DeathKnight (01/12/2014) [-]
My dad actually called me during class once. It was a lecture hall so i quietly answered and whispered "dad, im in class"

he listened and continued to tell me about paying attention in class and spending time wisely.
#17 - pwnigator (01/12/2014) [-]
MFW when mom or dad are like: "These videogames will turn you into a serialkiller."
Also, I would be able to handle the pizzadelivery guy, if he really is a serialkiller, so where's the problem?
#7 - Ken M (01/12/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I remember when my dad tried to convince me that steam was what gave his computer a virus.
User avatar #18 to #7 - spanishiqiustion (01/12/2014) [-]
i remember my dad saying dust from the dan-ball site gave his computer a virus after downloading multiple .exe files from a "music sharing" site
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