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#1679 - thememegod (18 hours ago) [-]
Spooky Scary Skeletons

>no one posted the spookiest thing yet


Thank Mr. Skeltal
Plz gib calcium and strong bones
User avatar #1678 - Nazistick ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
>Be Under 10 years old.
>Uncle babysitting me and my brother while parents go out.
>Late at night, Sleeping in bed, House is pitch black.
>Wake up to a light outside my room.
>Look out window and see Huge UFO.
>Slowly spinning lights, Clearly a disk shape, Red Blue and Yellow Lights all spinning in different directions.
>Watch it fly over my house without making a sound.
>Rush out of my room and follow it.
>Go to the sunroom overlooking at the back yard.
>See the UFO pass over my house.
>I keep watching it, Memorizing what it looked like.
>As I Watch, Uncle must have heard me. He catches me and asks what Im doing out of bed.
>Tell him about UFO and point it out to him.
>Fucking UFO is Gone like it was never there.
>Uncle tells me to get to bed.

Everyone else says it was just a dream...But I know...I know.
User avatar #1674 - totodigatr (10/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1673 to #1672 - godlydesu (10/20/2014) [-]
no not my bones they have all of my calcium :c
#1670 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
Hey guys! I know everyone hates tumblr here but there's this one page called: "Deep Dark Fears" where people post their fears and this one guy makes it into a short comic. Some of them are lame and others make you cringe. Like one where some guy was afraid of waking up too groggy and instead of using a tooth brush he'd drag his razor blade across his gums.

Check it out! deep-dark-fears.tumblr.com/
#1675 to #1669 - xxxsonic fanxxx (20 hours ago) [-]
Then how did you type this?
#1667 - datmine ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
GUYS THE SKELETONS ARE RISING   
SOMEONE HELP
GUYS THE SKELETONS ARE RISING
SOMEONE HELP
User avatar #1671 to #1667 - Toshiro (10/19/2014) [-]
thank mr. skeltal
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - trapuke ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
"send more brains."
#1664 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
THE QUEEN LAYETH FLAT.
#1663 - EdwardNigma (10/18/2014) [-]
I remember seeing a video or something telling a story about a guy who was trying to crack some super hard code thingy. It got pretty spooky if I remember right. I don't remember the name though, so if anyone does, I'd be pretty stoked.
#1666 to #1663 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
I think this might be what you are talking about. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNZojCLbZ3I
#1656 - leeon (10/15/2014) [-]
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#1654 - granodd (10/15/2014) [-]
You know what I hate? I hate when you're trying to read spooky scary stuff, but it's pitch black in your room. It starts off fine, but the more stuff you read, the more paranoid you get, especially if there's a big section of your room that's dark and unlit from the computer screen. Like, does anyone else get this feeling that there might be something lurking back there, and you feel like you're being watched on whatever side that part of the room is on?
You know what I hate? I hate when you're trying to read spooky scary stuff, but it's pitch black in your room. It starts off fine, but the more stuff you read, the more paranoid you get, especially if there's a big section of your room that's dark and unlit from the computer screen. Like, does anyone else get this feeling that there might be something lurking back there, and you feel like you're being watched on whatever side that part of the room is on?
#1662 to #1654 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
That is basicly how I feel about my entire house at night.
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - granodd (10/15/2014) [-]
And then on top of that you don't want to go to sleep because you're paranoid?
User avatar #1649 - feelythefeel (10/14/2014) [-]
OoooOOOOOoooohhhhh, now I'm a spoopy ghooooost! Interest rates on real estate loans are hiiiigher than eeeeveeer! OooooOOhhh!
User avatar #1647 - tenaciouslee (10/14/2014) [-]
What would you guys do if the admin of Funnyjunk was ACTUALLY Kim Jong-Un? And I know I'll get the obligatory "admin is kim", but joking aside, what would you guys do? Or worse, what would you guys do if Admin was Moot?
User avatar #1650 to #1647 - feelythefeel (10/14/2014) [-]
I would exchange by FJ points to be a part of his inner circle and plot to take over the world.

OF COURSE!
User avatar #1648 to #1647 - nigalthornberry (10/14/2014) [-]
He literally is Kim
#1643 - starmandx (10/13/2014) [-]
**starmandx rolled image** 2spoopy8me
**starmandx rolled image** 2spoopy8me
#1657 to #1643 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/16/2014) [-]
hhhahahahahahahaha
soundcloud.com/madonnaradio
User avatar #1628 - feelythefeel (10/11/2014) [-]
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I'M A SKELETON YOU'RE ALL SKELETONS NOW TOO RATTLE ME BONES!
User avatar #1641 to #1628 - pioneermhm (10/13/2014) [-]
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Do I have to?
User avatar #1618 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
Ever have that one item during your childhood which, for all intents and purposes, was supposed to be something innocent and safe, yet it didn't quite sit well with you?

I remember when I was younger there was a statue in this house that my family used to stay in on occasion. It was a very run-down two-story house, but you could only get in by dropping through a hole on the second floor as the front doors on the first floor were barricaded in (for what purposes, I never knew).

The statue was there, long forgotten, I suppose, but its eyes seemed to always follow you around as you walk around it. It had been in the corner of the room for years, almost grafted to the walls themselves. Nearly all of the paint had decayed, all except for its red eyes.

I don't quite remember what the statue used to be, but I remember feeling something from it, something aware...
#1636 to #1618 - andrakian ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
My grandma has a little statue of the Old Black Gentleman (an entity of brazilian umbanda, think Baron Sandhi but as a nice, wise old guy) that she keeps in a shelf in her kitchen and daily puts some cofee in front of. There are some small curtains hiding it, and just opening these curtains always made me feel a bit unease.

There's also a huge shelf filled with catholic saints, umbanda entities and old toys in the attic, surrounded by candles. The weird thing is that many toys that I had as a kid are there between the images. I have no ideia why and never really asked about it.
#1613 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/10/2014) [-]
My family used to live in a house built in the 1880's and it was haunted. I swear I've seen a family of ghost in there. This one time I was in my room watching T.V. in my room with the door open and I seen a little girl floating (she had no legs for some reason) but she floated there and stared. She was so real looking and she had a vintage white like night gown on. Needless to say I slept with the lights on for the next 2 months
User avatar #1617 to #1613 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
I don't think I've ever seen ghostly things, but certainly there have been moments when I felt as though something was behind me or there was something in the corner of my eyes when I turned my head.
User avatar #1608 - fuckberries (10/10/2014) [-]
Just found my old audio recorder from when I went ghost hunting. Still has the voice I captured on it.
#1611 to #1608 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/10/2014) [-]
how spooky, a device that is made to record sound and keep it for later use....

and it still has your voice on it!

get out of there man, it's haunted surely.
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - fuckberries (10/10/2014) [-]
it's a voice of a little girl. pretty spooky
User avatar #1616 to #1612 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
You should upload the audio file so we can all hear it

But better presentation of this story could go a long way in making it 2spooky
User avatar #1619 to #1616 - fuckberries (10/11/2014) [-]
well I wish i could, but unfortunately my computer refuses to upload the driver for the recorder.
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
Maybe you can record the audio from something else like a phone
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - fuckberries (10/11/2014) [-]
its already faint as is on the recorder at full volume :/
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
Ah that's unfortunate. I was interested in hearing it
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - fuckberries (10/11/2014) [-]
best I can do is paint a picture with words
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
What did the "girl" say?
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - fuckberries (10/11/2014) [-]
"Don't go"
User avatar #1626 to #1625 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
"Don't go" as in "Don't go in" or "Don't go away"?
User avatar #1627 to #1626 - fuckberries (10/11/2014) [-]
wow.. you know what... I never really thought about it... I mean... I'd have to tell the full story for context.
User avatar #1629 to #1627 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
Well then tell away
User avatar #1638 to #1629 - ajrin (10/12/2014) [-]
he ain't gonna tell you cuz he's bullshitting
#1614 to #1612 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/11/2014) [-]
are you telling me they are voices from the past?

oh no.
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - fuckberries (10/11/2014) [-]
I'm getting the feeling that you're not totally spooked by this.
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