overly attached "girlfriend". found on imgur. Virgin "fit' was PM lit 32% . 4: Back (15) Brother ,/rtt Contact How was your flight? This is his gt. Who are you
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overly attached "girlfriend"

Virgin "fit' was PM lit 32% .
4: Back (15) Brother ,/rtt Contact
How was your flight?
This is his gt. Who are you
exactly?
Why are you tending him?
Okay first stall step sailing
yourself his "girlfriend" he
make ' feel better
than the ether girls, we all
knew its ain' t official as
isn' t flatter yourself. gnd
I' m the girl that can make
any girl gs fl' Dlol gt ts ex
real quick. New New was
brother' s flight? E‘ -itch.
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#1 - mankey (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #33 - ianchrist (05/03/2014) [+] (2 children)
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I read the whole thing in a black woman's voice, so I don't actually know if she meant literal sibling or "brother"
#28 - shagtastic (05/03/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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User avatar #217 - applejuiceforme (05/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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HOLY **** !!!!! NUMBER 2 SPOT??? You guys rock!!!!!
#94 - shadowryu (05/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #239 to #94 - verrek ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
look how foolish we were millions of years ago
#26 - thecomkiller (05/03/2014) [-]
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#192 to #12 - dross (05/04/2014) [-]
That's sounds like a word problem...
That's sounds like a word problem...
#105 - thedesignerisdead (05/04/2014) [-]
literally had my brothers girlfriend confront me at school wondering "why are you always at his house?!"
im his sister
I kinda live there
is u srs
#224 to #105 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
MFW I keep seeing you 			**********		 trying to use "literally" and fail miserably.   
"Literally" is not a word to stress the strength of an expression.   
It is used to establish the meaning of an expression is LITERAL.   
Or are you implying that someone can FIGURATIVELY confront you.   
For 			****		 sake, learn to use the word, or stop using it altogether, you retards.====
MFW I keep seeing you ********** trying to use "literally" and fail miserably.
"Literally" is not a word to stress the strength of an expression.
It is used to establish the meaning of an expression is LITERAL.
Or are you implying that someone can FIGURATIVELY confront you.
For **** sake, learn to use the word, or stop using it altogether, you retards.====
#225 to #224 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
The definition of 'literally' has changed, dude. It means literally or figuratively, depending o nthe context. I really don't understand why people are so pissed abotu it - language is amazing because it evolves.
User avatar #228 to #225 - thesoulseeker (05/04/2014) [-]
Yes and it changed because of morons who didn't know how to use it.
And I still think it's stupid!
#164 to #105 - thighhighkneesocks (05/04/2014) [-]
>Be me sophmore year in highschool   
>dating a douche bag   
>go to class   
>hear guys a few rows back talking about me   
>pretend I don't notice   
>guy number one leans over to guy number two   
>"Isn't that thighhighkneesocks chick dating douche bag"   
>"yeah, why?"   
>"I saw her getting out of camerons truck this morning, I think she slept over there"   
>"Well yeah, she usually sleeps over there."   
>"does douche bag know she's cheating on him?"   
>"... Cameron's her brother."   
>Silence   
>MFW he turned out not to be the only person that was under t he impression that I was dating my brother.
>Be me sophmore year in highschool
>dating a douche bag
>go to class
>hear guys a few rows back talking about me
>pretend I don't notice
>guy number one leans over to guy number two
>"Isn't that thighhighkneesocks chick dating douche bag"
>"yeah, why?"
>"I saw her getting out of camerons truck this morning, I think she slept over there"
>"Well yeah, she usually sleeps over there."
>"does douche bag know she's cheating on him?"
>"... Cameron's her brother."
>Silence
>MFW he turned out not to be the only person that was under t he impression that I was dating my brother.
User avatar #109 to #105 - AnomynousUser (05/04/2014) [-]
She probably wanted you to leave so your brother can get busy with her.
User avatar #104 - herpaderderp (05/04/2014) [-]
> "How was your flight?"
> "Why are you texting him?"
Jesus ******* Christ. She couldn't possibly be inquiring how his flight went. Because nobody is allowed to be concerned.
#23 - craptola (05/03/2014) [-]
>mfw
User avatar #13 - PenguinsOfMars (05/03/2014) [-]
the emojis on that contact name look a little incesty
#16 to #13 - John Cena (05/03/2014) [-]
The text makes it even worse.
#111 - mrgoodlove (05/04/2014) [-]
OP's fw
User avatar #112 to #111 - jackmanagan (05/04/2014) [-]
Someone sticky this and break the internet
User avatar #187 to #93 - chimpaflimp (05/04/2014) [-]
AUBERGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. My profile pic.
User avatar #98 to #2 - soopergrover (05/04/2014) [-]
AshtonKutcherBurn.jpg
User avatar #3 to #2 - applejuiceforme (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't know why this picture made me laugh so much, but I'm glad it did. thank you for this.
#88 - guardianranger (05/04/2014) [-]
HFW receiving the text. : I don't care who she is, she aint allowed to talk to me like that.
User avatar #201 to #88 - Nastycold (05/04/2014) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #237 to #201 - guardianranger (05/04/2014) [-]
I got it from Funnyjunk However, here is a tumblr Sauce.

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#122 - fishinyourface (05/04/2014) [-]
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#119 - thirdjess ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Yep this has happened to me before. Being the older sister is weird as **** . Once a girl at school came up to me and told me to tell my brother that 'Shinae doesn't love him anymore.' Seriously? Or the amount of times friends have asked me if there's some secret code to getting into my brothers pants. Oh, yes, there is! It's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B.
User avatar #128 to #119 - professorbob (05/04/2014) [-]
*up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A
User avatar #129 to #128 - thirdjess ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
I never owned a NES or a SNES, don't hate me
User avatar #130 to #129 - professorbob (05/04/2014) [-]
It's alright. My parents said I owned a SNES when I was young but I don't remember anything about it. Sure wish I did, though.
User avatar #135 to #130 - thirdjess ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
I have a friend who owns multiple in working condition. Lucky ******** .
User avatar #139 to #135 - professorbob (05/04/2014) [-]
You don't think they would miss just a few, would they?
#152 to #139 - thirdjess ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #151 to #119 - riathewolf (05/04/2014) [-]
I got the same **** as the younger sister. We're three years apart, but girls seemed to think I wrote a freaking article on getting at my brother or some **** . We didn't even tolerate each other then.
User avatar #153 to #151 - thirdjess ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
'The big book of how to **** my brother' by riathewolf

Page one: I don't ******* know, I don't even know his favourite colour, stop ******* asking.
#60 - ashedust (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, that could have gone better.
Well, that could have gone better.
User avatar #7 - thenamedoesntfi (05/03/2014) [-]
The contact name she has for her brother makes me think shes more than just his sister
User avatar #8 to #7 - applejuiceforme (05/03/2014) [-]
It's okay, they're probably from Kentucky.
#5 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #207 to #5 - thetriforcewarrior (05/04/2014) [-]
why .gif?
#234 to #207 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
I just realized that.
I just realized that.
User avatar #238 to #5 - verrek ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
photoshopping photoshop

why
#68 to #5 - cubanwhiteman (05/04/2014) [-]
Y'know, the icon makes it look more like a friction burn tool.
Y'know, the icon makes it look more like a friction burn tool.
User avatar #18 - MrDeadiron (05/03/2014) [-]
I feel bad for that guy, they both sound like bitches.
User avatar #83 to #18 - lasmamoe (05/04/2014) [-]
My thoughts exactly.
User avatar #116 to #18 - TeChNoItUP (05/04/2014) [-]
okay there are two things that should be added in your point of view. One is that the bitch has her brother's phone. Second, she was expecting to talk to him and not the bitch he is dating. Any sister would be pissed in a millisecond if a bitch did this. Pretty much when it comes to siblings, you dont get in the way of their relationship. Now every single rule has exceptions but this is generally how it is.
#89 to #18 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
"how was your flight?"
****** bitch
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