oohhhwaahhaaa. . Bruce Lee platted a dime in the upturned palm of a reporter. i' m going to try to pick that dime out of your palm. Don' t let me do it," Lee ca
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oohhhwaahhaaa

Bruce Lee platted a dime in the upturned
palm of a reporter.
i' m going to try to pick that dime out of your
palm. Don' t let me do it," Lee cautioned.
Lee' s fingers poised above the reporter' s
upturned palm, then suddenly Lee grabbed.
Lee was too slow The reporter' s fist closed
with the speed of a steel trap...
Hey," Lee marveled, "youve got pretty fast
reflexes." The reporter blushed
becomingly "Let me see that dime,"
Lee asked. The reporter opened his fist.
Lee was holding
in his palm was a penny.
the dime...
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#5 - captnpl (12/19/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to say the reporter was jewish.
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#202 to #5 - bizzar (12/19/2013) [-]
looks like you have a similar power with FJ comment thumbs
looks like you have a similar power with FJ comment thumbs
User avatar #95 to #5 - winners (12/19/2013) [-]
this guy
#17 to #5 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
#12 to #5 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
shiet that's even funnier, quick someone with decent expertise with MS paint add it.
#74 to #12 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (12/19/2013) [-]
*fixed
#86 to #5 - elaxx (12/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #5 - cumbersome (12/19/2013) [-]
If he had been a Jew, the anecdote would have ended after the dime was placed in his hand. He would'a pocketed it before Lee had a chance to speak.
#199 to #10 - magjoeic (12/19/2013) [-]
Dime, what dime?
#248 to #199 - tehlulzbringer (12/19/2013) [-]
"dime? what nickel? you never gave me the penny! you're taking the penny too? b-but haven't my people suffered enough?! s-six million!"
User avatar #67 to #2 - gatodelfuego (12/19/2013) [-]
DEATH FROM ABOVE! DIVEKICK!
User avatar #36 to #2 - ponieskilledmyacc (12/19/2013) [-]
I try to live by that, my master I used to study kung fu used to say: "One sharp knife is worth more than a hundred dull swords."
#4 - fukinitech (12/19/2013) [-]
bruce lee is amazing
#79 to #4 - wiredrage (12/19/2013) [-]
such a shame it did kill him
User avatar #149 to #79 - jacksipian (12/19/2013) [-]
getting shot is not the same thing as dying because you tried to push your limits too far
#156 to #149 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Bruce wasn't shot though. His Brandon was shot.
User avatar #224 to #156 - jacksipian (12/19/2013) [-]
oh, i thought they were both shot
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Best Bruce Lee joke I ever heard was:

"What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?"
"WAHTAHH!!!!!"
#28 - fzbarbeque (12/19/2013) [-]
Bruce Lee is my ******* hero.
#175 to #28 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
lol JFK's quote...
#49 to #28 - spetsnaztm (12/19/2013) [-]
Pretty sure Kennedy came first.
#135 to #49 - imaan (12/19/2013) [-]
Obviously Hector has the best quote
#185 to #135 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Who the hell is Hector?
User avatar #209 to #185 - imalwaysright (12/19/2013) [-]
he's the guy that said " ***** bout to **** a banana tree."
#15 - studbeefpile (12/19/2013) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #216 to #15 - lamarisagoodname (12/19/2013) [-]
I was just about to ask for this photo

thank you, good sir
#19 to #15 - jellykuba ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Saving, have this face in return.
#18 to #15 - crycamellia (12/19/2013) [-]
thank you bro, you are the best
#34 to #15 - existacne (12/19/2013) [-]
And the original.
#31 to #15 - darthsanti (12/19/2013) [-]
Please, someone do that thing where the image only appear when you put the mouse on the comment.
#122 to #31 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
I tried, hope it works.
#193 to #122 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
#73 - dwarfman (12/19/2013) [-]
Chuck Norris refuses to die. He fears the rematch on the other side.
#83 to #73 - josieabby (12/19/2013) [-]
[son laughing]   
Dad: What's so funny?   
Son: Oh. Just laughing at some Chuck Norris jokes. He's so awesome!   
Dad: Sorry son, but Bruce Lee was way better than Chuck Norris.   
Son: So why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes??   
Dad: Because Bruce Lee ain't no joke, Son.
[son laughing]
Dad: What's so funny?
Son: Oh. Just laughing at some Chuck Norris jokes. He's so awesome!
Dad: Sorry son, but Bruce Lee was way better than Chuck Norris.
Son: So why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes??
Dad: Because Bruce Lee ain't no joke, Son.
#194 - matakeshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
#203 - othdaddy (12/19/2013) [-]
**othdaddy rolls 55**
User avatar #235 to #203 - FunkinWagglez (12/19/2013) [-]
Damn.. What can't he do?
#128 - japanmann (12/19/2013) [-]
**japanmann rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at how to fix things ** reporters face when
User avatar #131 to #128 - superbigfupa (12/19/2013) [-]
Good roll
#81 - worried (12/19/2013) [-]
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martial arts with money? bruce lee, you have met your match
User avatar #238 to #81 - Kairyuka (12/19/2013) [-]
Jew-jitsu
#205 to #81 - masterofanon (12/19/2013) [-]
Watch out! he knows jew jitsu
#213 - arsyro (12/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 - lean (12/19/2013) [-]
Bruce Lee The Legend | I Am Bruce Lee be formless, shapeless, like water
#75 to #52 - bananamann (12/19/2013) [-]
Be formresss, shaperess, rike water.****


FTFY

But still, cool vid.
#1 - barsh (12/19/2013) [-]
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#176 - kaboomz (12/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #178 to #176 - mvtjets (12/19/2013) [-]
beat me to it
User avatar #174 - sanbonzakura (12/19/2013) [-]
bruce lee is the closest thing to a superhero planet earth has/had/will have to offer
User avatar #219 to #183 - Leopard (12/19/2013) [-]
Bruce Lee was an actor though.
#94 - Ihazfunkitty (12/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #100 to #94 - heretofuckshitup (12/19/2013) [-]
i dare you make the plot thicken
#101 to #100 - Ihazfunkitty (12/19/2013) [-]
dundun DUUUUUUUUN
dundun DUUUUUUUUN
User avatar #102 to #101 - heretofuckshitup (12/19/2013) [-]
that's not fair. you were clearly prepared for some ass to say what i said.
#103 to #102 - Ihazfunkitty (12/19/2013) [-]
nah man, i jut have a lot of reaction pics
nah man, i jut have a lot of reaction pics
#33 - krayon (12/19/2013) [-]
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**krayon rolled a random image posted in comment #266 at I'd Be Okay With This ** <---- Reporters face when
User avatar #39 to #33 - nospyonme (12/19/2013) [-]
Epic roll
#43 - thunderpony (12/19/2013) [-]
MFW plot twist
MFW plot twist
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