one strong lil' nigga. .. the boy who lived
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#1 - maltesuper (04/08/2014) [-]
the boy who lived
User avatar #23 to #1 - dawnwilliams (04/09/2014) [-]
lol'd
#33 to #1 - tippidie (04/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #1 - reginleif ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Lord Voldeabort is no more!
#10 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
She's the one that should've been aborted...
#3 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
wait how do you fail an abortion ?
#14 to #3 - pandorabox ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
it survives
#27 to #3 - hazelnutqt (04/09/2014) [-]
Ever seen that episode of South Park where they wrassle? it's kind of like that.
#26 to #3 - chaossniper (04/09/2014) [-]
you can't abort what you can't catch
#11 to #3 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
Put the coat hanger up the wrong hole.
User avatar #4 to #3 - niteghost (04/08/2014) [-]
You go to a greedy back alley dentist
User avatar #7 to #4 - silverzepher (04/08/2014) [-]
who forgot his rusty hanger so he decided to try using his "schlong master 1.2' "
User avatar #5 to #4 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
But that would probably kill you.
But seriously now.... How do you survive not one but two abortions?
#8 to #5 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
adaptation
User avatar #46 to #8 - chaoticpuzzler (04/09/2014) [-]
Are you telling me that this kid is an X-Man.
#41 to #4 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
thank man, that's pretty good thumb for you
#24 - sorrybut (04/09/2014) [-]
Jesus 			*******		 christ, if this is true that kid will never have a normal life and will be forever known as a failed abortion.   
   
 			****		 that rustles my jimmies Chapter Five
Jesus ******* christ, if this is true that kid will never have a normal life and will be forever known as a failed abortion.

**** that rustles my jimmies Chapter Five
#29 to #24 - Blasphemer (04/09/2014) [-]
Double failure*

Besides, I'm not really worried about the fact that he is a failed abortion, I am more worried that this bitch tried it twice and failed...

He will be raised by one stupid bitch... I really think that some people should be forbidden to have children...
That's why I feel sad for him...
#30 to #24 - auryn (04/09/2014) [-]
Dude.

How badass is it when they failed to kill you at your weakest, not once, but twice.
User avatar #32 to #24 - SmellyClaw (04/09/2014) [-]
He will be known as a tough ************ for surviving two attempted murders as a baby
#40 - sirbrentcoe (04/09/2014) [-]
take that 			*******		 kid away from her. she's one red solo cup and a fifth of quervo away from blendering the 			*******		 kid.
take that ******* kid away from her. she's one red solo cup and a fifth of quervo away from blendering the ******* kid.
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#37 - secretdestroyers (04/09/2014) [-]
Mom's fw...
Mom's fw...
#12 - haeckal (04/09/2014) [-]
There are a lot more people who have survived an abortion attempt than you might think. Nik Hoot is one example - he was born without legs and with disfigured hands due to a failed abortion attempt, but is an active wrestler in high school.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9eMIexNNo4#t=151
User avatar #13 to #12 - drldrl (04/09/2014) [-]
It is completely unfair for him to be competing in wrestling without prosthetics on. Other wrestlers cannot grab his ankle to force him flat like so many are taught. It also makes certain moves, like the cradle, impossible.
I'm all for equal treatment, but this gives him an advantage and is unfair to others.
User avatar #35 to #13 - frenzyhero (04/09/2014) [-]
Isn't that advantage pretty much balanced out by the fact that

HE DOESN'T HAVE HALF HIS LEG
#42 to #35 - raptasticace (04/09/2014) [-]
this reminds me of some one ... Poor lil tink tink
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI
User avatar #48 to #42 - frenzyhero (04/09/2014) [-]
I thoroughly enjoy Katt Williams' material even disregarding his...colourful language.
User avatar #49 to #35 - drldrl (04/09/2014) [-]
He is a mediocre wrestler at best. But with no legs, it gives him a sort of defense against many different things in wrestling. When up, people can't get low enough to get him down, but he can just latch onto their legs. When down, the way his stump sits, people cannot pull it out from under him. It's completely unfair. The only reason he won this match was because he had no legs. Nik Hoot
User avatar #50 to #49 - frenzyhero (04/10/2014) [-]
Aaaaah... Yeah, I see what you mean. I agree. So basically he just latches on like a ******* leech and wont let go? Because that's what it looks like.

Im obviously not a wrestler.
User avatar #51 to #50 - drldrl (04/10/2014) [-]
Being able to grab someone's legs is required for 90% of wrestling. The lower you can get but still be stable also adds to how well you can perform, and he can get pretty low. It'd be fine if he just wore the prosthetics that he wears for everything else.
User avatar #52 to #51 - frenzyhero (04/11/2014) [-]
And yeah, I realize that. Obviously.

Hence my saying I see what you mean.

It's logical. I don't need someone to spell it out for me.
#6 - starandcomet (04/08/2014) [-]
Adoption isn't an option?
User avatar #9 - sirkanesixtytwo (04/09/2014) [-]
That poor kid has to live with that tard now. Hope he kills her some day.
User avatar #2 - thegrohltroll (04/08/2014) [-]
This makes me mad.
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#17 to #2 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
Why should it it's her body. Be glad she decided to keep him anyways.
User avatar #19 to #17 - funbaggy (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah but she might have ended up ******* his body up.
User avatar #18 to #2 - reginleif ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Well that means you're normal.
#44 - mrforgetful (04/09/2014) [-]
They are evolving.
User avatar #43 - afrodemon ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
how does one fail an abortion?
#39 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
how the **** do you "atempt" an abortion?!
Either you aport the little ****** or you leave him in there.
You really have to be a dumb ****** to achieve "atempted abortions"!
#38 - captainganto (04/09/2014) [-]
i cannot due justice to the look on the kids face.

I AM ETERNAL. I AM DEATH.
#45 to #38 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
actually he is crying....
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#34 - brothrak (04/09/2014) [-]
Mom looks really done with this 			****		.
Mom looks really done with this **** .
User avatar #31 - Gerda (04/09/2014) [-]
That's one classy porch moneky!! Give the kid up for adoption, there are lots of decent people out there who can't have children and who would love to give this one a wonderful life.
User avatar #20 - marsupilami (04/09/2014) [-]
That's how Chris Brown learned to dance so well.
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