ohshitohshitohshit. .. Shark comes up to say hi and that jerk just swings at him and swims away. Rude.
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#110 to #3 - logickid has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 to #3 - boomerpyro (06/12/2014) [-]
"hah, made you inhale air"
User avatar #2 - charagrin (06/12/2014) [-]
Shark comes up to say hi and that jerk just swings at him and swims away. Rude.
#96 to #2 - newdevyx ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #2 - pheonixinstinct (06/12/2014) [-]
rood
User avatar #7 to #4 - hitchednegima (06/12/2014) [-]
r00d
User avatar #8 to #7 - skullball ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
r卍卍d
#10 to #2 - captnnorway (06/12/2014) [-]
this gif is too 			*******		 big for my slow ass internet. Takes forever to upload so I'll just continue to write stuff here until it's done. Oh look 40% ... Oh joy. Why did I have to save such a big gif. I don't even remember what it is because I never use it. It's just called "rood" so I hope it's related. Oh 80% ... Uhm i've run out of things to talk about. I'll just wait the last 10%
this gif is too ******* big for my slow ass internet. Takes forever to upload so I'll just continue to write stuff here until it's done. Oh look 40% ... Oh joy. Why did I have to save such a big gif. I don't even remember what it is because I never use it. It's just called "rood" so I hope it's related. Oh 80% ... Uhm i've run out of things to talk about. I'll just wait the last 10%
#41 - underthetable (06/12/2014) [-]
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#121 to #41 - racistwaffle ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
here, have a more smooth version
here, have a more smooth version
#39 - IamPinhead (06/12/2014) [-]
The smell of feces probably warded it off.
User avatar #24 - YllekNayr (06/12/2014) [-]
If you ever come face to face with a shark, try to distinguish yourself from seals by spreading your limbs out so they do not confuse the shape.

Unless you're bleeding. Then you might be ****** .
#109 to #24 - comradewinter ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
It's still being debated whether or not they can distinguish the smell. Most attacks still remain being out of curiosity or mistaken prey, while most bleeding people are left alone.
#63 to #24 - InfiniteFetus (06/12/2014) [-]
I have no idea if that would actually work but it's about as good as anything you can do in that situation. Thanks for the advice.
I have no idea if that would actually work but it's about as good as anything you can do in that situation. Thanks for the advice.
User avatar #123 to #63 - YllekNayr (06/13/2014) [-]
A lot of the reason surfers are attacked is because their silhouette from below looks like a seal.
#35 to #24 - chosenonex (06/12/2014) [-]
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#48 to #35 - flomosho (06/12/2014) [-]
>Alirght   
   
I-I like it...   
Jesus, why do I hate typos so much?
>Alirght

I-I like it...
Jesus, why do I hate typos so much?
#49 - warlockrichard ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
#76 - schafskopf (06/12/2014) [-]
well good work in general, but the rocks - the rocks
well good work in general, but the rocks - the rocks
#149 to #76 - zgmilk (06/13/2014) [-]
Probly the same guy
Probly the same guy
#20 - iseewhatididthere (06/12/2014) [-]
Its fake

1. for starters the Shark (A Great White) Teleports at 0.59: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m3N_BnVdOI
2. Great Whites do not inhabitat lakes nor any freshwater like environments
3. Great Whites VERY VERY VERY RARELY comes close to the coast. They hunt in the big blue.
User avatar #67 to #20 - drfrizz ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
the sharks also filmed on a different camera... its not fisheye like the rest of the footage
#78 to #20 - John Cena (06/12/2014) [-]
thats Sydney Harbor... like the ocean one, in Australia
#85 to #20 - speedobear (06/12/2014) [-]
1. The shark doesn't teleport. The camera just shakes.
2. That is not a freshwater environment.
3. Great whites hunt close to shore all the time. That is where their prey (seals) live.
User avatar #136 to #20 - beautifull (06/13/2014) [-]
Eh you're right that its wrong but the area in the video is called "little manly cove" and it's known as a shark breeding cove or some ****
#142 to #20 - selfdenyingbeggar (06/13/2014) [-]
the gif jumps the time form the ctual video but it's real
#146 to #20 - tomagod (06/13/2014) [-]
its real take it from an australian. we have shark nets on every beach, and sharks go up rivers especialy bronze whalers.
User avatar #27 to #20 - jellybob ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
No the gif is just edited, the full video seems legit enough
User avatar #31 to #20 - tannerninja (06/12/2014) [-]
If you found the link how can you say its in a freshwater lake, when it clearly states Sidney Harbor?
User avatar #38 to #31 - iseewhatididthere (06/12/2014) [-]
A lot of freshwater rivers mounts i Sidney Harbour which makes the saltlevels lower.

A Great White would detect this and swim the opposite way.

The more you know
User avatar #53 to #38 - tannerninja (06/12/2014) [-]
I see what you did there. And thanks!
User avatar #143 to #38 - brenton (06/13/2014) [-]
Great Whites have been known to swim up to a mile up river in different estuaries. The shark that the movie "Jaws" was based off of did just that.
User avatar #171 to #143 - iseewhatididthere (06/13/2014) [-]
Right. "Jaws". Great source bro.
User avatar #175 to #171 - brenton (06/15/2014) [-]
I didn't actually mean the shark in the movie did it. I meant that the actual, real-life shark that the writers studies to make the movie did it in 1916.
#174 to #171 - brenton (06/15/2014) [-]
Third paragraph down after "attacks and victims." These Jersey Shore attacks were the inspiration for the movie Jaws.
#52 to #20 - beralm (06/12/2014) [-]
It doesnt teleport though. Try putting the speed down at 0.25 and starting the video at 0:58. You'll see that it's just a quick movement of the camera and the shark moves with it.
Not saying it isn't fake, but that one argument is invalid.
#60 to #20 - John Cena (06/12/2014) [-]
Could be a bull shark, they are similar looking to a great white, hunt in coastal areas, more likely to attack humans, and can live in fresh water.
#122 to #20 - willwa (06/13/2014) [-]
1. Yes this video is fake - recently confirmed
2. Sydney Harbour is not freshwater; nor a lake
3.. This is Australia, so a Great White can pretty much wherever it damn wants, whenever it wants, however often it wants.
User avatar #102 to #20 - alanflindt (06/12/2014) [-]
Also, the water he jumps into is clearly very calm, but when the shark was filmed from underwater, the surface is clearly much wavier and was obviously filmed somewhere else.
User avatar #114 to #20 - logickid ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
"Shark! Behind you!"
*one near-death experience later*
"holy schet that was close!"
legit level: Half-Life 3
#57 to #20 - InfiniteFetus (06/12/2014) [-]
You don't even need all that to prove it's fake, that dude shouts "shark" about as convincingly as this guy shouts "oh my goood".
User avatar #55 - landerp (06/12/2014) [-]
Flailing around and panicking like that would only have enticed the shark even more. When you encounter a shark in the open ocean, swim directly beneath it and begin furiously rubbing its belly. It is a well know fact that sharks like their close cousin the housecat, cannot resist a belly rub. Now you know.
User avatar #61 to #55 - ninjaroo (06/12/2014) [-]
My instincts tell me to trust you.
#65 to #61 - landerp (06/12/2014) [-]
And I would never lead you astray.
#88 to #65 - weeez (06/12/2014) [-]
turning them upside down leads to them becoming more docile
User avatar #101 to #88 - landerp (06/12/2014) [-]
Because they anticipate a belly rub
User avatar #70 to #55 - nyuORlucy (06/12/2014) [-]
that sounds wrong but i dont know enough about sharks to dispute it
User avatar #15 - Icedangel ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
My asshole pucked so deep I now have a second vagina.

**** that **** .
#36 to #15 - John Cena (06/12/2014) [-]
btw guis im a girl x3
User avatar #37 to #36 - Icedangel ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry, I was unaware saying a statement that was true counts as attention whoring. If I said 'My asshole pucked so deep now I have a vagina' wouldn't make much sense since I already have a vagina. Ergo, now I have two.

Let me just strap on this fake penis and deny any vagina I have, that way you can live in your comfy little bubble that there's no women on the internet. Oh, unless of course you're having 'hottest FJ women' contests or want porn.

This is why the feminists hate us.
#83 to #37 - amirblumenfeld (06/12/2014) [-]
Good evening m'lady, please don't waste your time talking to silly boys such as this. I on the other hand, am a real classy gent who knows how to treat a woman right.
#91 to #83 - platinuminfernape (06/12/2014) [-]
Stay classy m8
Stay classy m8
#47 to #37 - John Cena (06/12/2014) [-]
inb4 white knights arrive

for the record I agree with you
User avatar #1 - mightypoggers (06/12/2014) [-]
sharks get a bad rap.
User avatar #21 to #1 - puut (06/12/2014) [-]
Yeah saw the video and the guy was being a ******* .
#40 to #1 - John Cena (06/12/2014) [-]
I think you me "rep" as in reputation
I think you me "rep" as in reputation
User avatar #42 to #40 - mightypoggers (06/12/2014) [-]
or i could be referring to a rap sheet.
and

Hey, Im woody, howdy howdy howdy
#103 - captainwow (06/12/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this still frame taken from the surfer's Go-Pro when he went back to look through the footage...
User avatar #151 to #103 - Sabre (06/13/2014) [-]
That's so much scarier. I'd like to know when I'm close to death...
#90 - gracefuldamned (06/12/2014) [-]
It was the smell of his own feces that saved his life.

hfw
#97 - newdevyx ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
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Great White Shark (Jaws Music)
#95 - trapt (06/12/2014) [-]
Plot twist. They're both sharks
#69 - neutrality (06/12/2014) [-]
Sharks are very Similar to other Predators such as Vampires; If a shark is, near cut yourself and offer your blood as a peace offering this works 92% of the time to make the shark leave you alone.
User avatar #73 to #69 - askafj (06/12/2014) [-]
Or it would just take a bite your legs just to try what you taste like
#87 to #69 - weeez (06/12/2014) [-]
punch it in the head and relocate your broken thumb and walk it off
punch it in the head and relocate your broken thumb and walk it off
#120 - newold ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #66 - jfbyers (06/12/2014) [-]
i guess the guy in the water was in the...


DANJAZOWN
User avatar #43 - demandsgayversion (06/12/2014) [-]
Good job, flail around like a wounded animal. They hate that.
User avatar #51 to #43 - nilesfam (06/12/2014) [-]
Most animals with arms are too bony for sharks to eat, and they know that, or at least will figure it out once they bite a piece off. So, won't flailing kinda just show them you're not their typical prey, such as a seal?
User avatar #82 to #51 - malhaloc (06/12/2014) [-]
Actually, sharks are attracted to 3 things. Blood, splashing, and things on the surface of the water. These things usually indicate an injured animal. Bones or not, sharks can and will eat just about anything. There have been license plates from cars (or more likely boats) and other non-edibles found in their stomachs.
User avatar #125 - TigerMann (06/13/2014) [-]
The only reason sharks attack people is that they think they're an animal. Surfers on their boards look like seals, and divers have flippers I guess. If a shark sees a straight up human they don't really give a **** .
User avatar #128 to #125 - thetom (06/13/2014) [-]
because they think people are animals?

aren't we animals?
User avatar #130 to #128 - TigerMann (06/13/2014) [-]
Land animals, not aquatic.
User avatar #131 to #130 - thetom (06/13/2014) [-]
sharks care what type of animal we are?
User avatar #141 to #131 - articulate (06/13/2014) [-]
Apparently our bones are too dense.
User avatar #132 to #131 - TigerMann (06/13/2014) [-]
Sharks can mainly eat aquatic animals. You're not going to see a shark eating a hyena.
User avatar #133 to #132 - thetom (06/13/2014) [-]
If a hyena wandered into the ocean i think a shark would eat a hyena.
User avatar #134 to #133 - TigerMann (06/13/2014) [-]
I think you're missing the point
User avatar #135 to #134 - thetom (06/13/2014) [-]
whats the point?
User avatar #137 to #135 - TigerMann (06/13/2014) [-]
Sharks are cool guys, just don't look like a seal and they won't tear your ******* leg off
User avatar #138 to #137 - thetom (06/13/2014) [-]
Sharks only eat seals? How do i look less like a seal?
User avatar #163 to #138 - ronyx ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
That's a million dollar question.
User avatar #159 to #138 - volksworgen (06/13/2014) [-]
Brain aneurysm acquired. Thanks thetom.
#167 to #138 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
This thread made my day. Thanks mate!
This thread made my day. Thanks mate!
User avatar #154 to #125 - playerdous (06/13/2014) [-]
Unless its a bullshark, they eat everything.
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