ohshitohshitohshit. .. Shark comes up to say hi and that jerk just swings at him and swims away. Rude.
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User avatar #2 - charagrin (06/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Shark comes up to say hi and that jerk just swings at him and swims away. Rude.
#3 - ihearcolors (06/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#20 - iseewhatididthere (06/12/2014) [+] (21 replies)
Its fake

1. for starters the Shark (A Great White) Teleports at 0.59: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m3N_BnVdOI
2. Great Whites do not inhabitat lakes nor any freshwater like environments
3. Great Whites VERY VERY VERY RARELY comes close to the coast. They hunt in the big blue.
User avatar #24 - YllekNayr (06/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
If you ever come face to face with a shark, try to distinguish yourself from seals by spreading your limbs out so they do not confuse the shape.

Unless you're bleeding. Then you might be ****** .
#35 to #24 - chosenonex (06/12/2014) [-]
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#41 - underthetable (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#39 - IamPinhead (06/12/2014) [-]
The smell of feces probably warded it off.
User avatar #15 - Icedangel ONLINE (06/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
My asshole pucked so deep I now have a second vagina.

**** that **** .
#76 - schafskopf (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
well good work in general, but the rocks - the rocks
well good work in general, but the rocks - the rocks
User avatar #55 - landerp (06/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Flailing around and panicking like that would only have enticed the shark even more. When you encounter a shark in the open ocean, swim directly beneath it and begin furiously rubbing its belly. It is a well know fact that sharks like their close cousin the housecat, cannot resist a belly rub. Now you know.
#69 - neutrality (06/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Sharks are very Similar to other Predators such as Vampires; If a shark is, near cut yourself and offer your blood as a peace offering this works 92% of the time to make the shark leave you alone.
User avatar #1 - mightypoggers (06/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
sharks get a bad rap.
#103 - captainwow (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Reminds me of this still frame taken from the surfer's Go-Pro when he went back to look through the footage...
#90 - gracefuldamned (06/12/2014) [-]
It was the smell of his own feces that saved his life.

User avatar #125 - TigerMann (06/13/2014) [+] (15 replies)
The only reason sharks attack people is that they think they're an animal. Surfers on their boards look like seals, and divers have flippers I guess. If a shark sees a straight up human they don't really give a **** .
#97 - newdevyx (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Great White Shark (Jaws Music)
#95 - trapt (06/12/2014) [-]
Plot twist. They're both sharks
User avatar #66 - jfbyers (06/12/2014) [-]
i guess the guy in the water was in the...

User avatar #43 - demandsgayversion (06/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Good job, flail around like a wounded animal. They hate that.
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