oh fuck. .. Oh I have less than 10 seconds to take this picture and upload it on the Internet. Scary heights Fall
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#2 - doujinshi (12/28/2013) [-]
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#31 to #2 - Rascal (12/29/2013) [-]
...What happened here?
#32 to #31 - Rascal (12/29/2013) [-]
Chicks bungee jumping, tried to chicken out. Guy was like nope.
User avatar #35 to #32 - cheesezhenshi (12/29/2013) [-]
Doesn't look like there's a bungee cord.
#36 to #35 - Rascal (12/29/2013) [-]
Look at her feet, they're tied together and when she starts to chicken out you can see the cord she's attached to.
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User avatar #1 - doujinshi (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh **** I have less than 10 seconds to take this picture and upload it on the Internet.
User avatar #66 to #1 - xecoq (12/29/2013) [-]
or you know, he's standing on a second mountain holding the rope
User avatar #76 to #1 - captnnorway (12/29/2013) [-]
I thought this was common knowledge by now ... It's from a movie. And even if it wasn't, the guy would wear a head-cam and record it, almost no one who skyjumps brings a normal handheld camera.
User avatar #6 to #1 - mrwalkerfour (12/28/2013) [-]
he has a safety rope, nobody who does a sport, which is high up, relies on just one.
User avatar #11 - tepidteal (12/29/2013) [-]
You've got to save that raccoon, Ace!
#73 to #48 - wagastragas (12/29/2013) [-]
i need context
User avatar #84 to #73 - IAmManbearpig (12/29/2013) [-]
it's from Ace Ventura
#61 to #48 - takesomemorewater (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - junkinator ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
This is literally every movie that involves rock climbing
#33 - maidenmk (12/29/2013) [-]
Better take a photo
#4 - nemesisapoc (12/28/2013) [-]
Bitch, please.
#52 to #4 - Rascal (12/29/2013) [-]
I had a heart attack just looking at that.
User avatar #9 to #4 - majordraco ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Would have been a blessing.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Pink Floyd (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #10 - majordraco ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Would you care to discuss tit for tat pros and cons of Apple phones?

Or make some generalized assumption as mimic a retarded monkey?
User avatar #19 to #12 - heartlessrobot (12/29/2013) [-]
Pros and cons don't matter. The only pro he needs is he likes the phone.
User avatar #21 to #19 - majordraco ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Some people like a lot of things, but don't know that better is out there because they stay inside a tiny box, and refuse to investigate and contrast.

Just because you like something doesn't make it good, or even the best, it just means it's what you like.
I never said he shouldn't like it, I only implied that it's an inferior product, which is true.
User avatar #22 to #21 - heartlessrobot (12/29/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter since all he'll ever use it for is texting and simple apps.
User avatar #23 to #22 - majordraco ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Probably true.
#72 to #22 - wagastragas (12/29/2013) [-]
then why just not use a cheap phone
User avatar #90 to #72 - heartlessrobot (12/29/2013) [-]
Because **** you that's why.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Pink Floyd (12/29/2013) [-]
Why can't someone have a preference to a particular device? It doesn't hurt you in any way. Maybe if you grow the **** up you'll realize that people are allowed to have differing opinions. And no, I don't own an iphone. I use an android.
User avatar #14 to #13 - majordraco ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Wow you sure are making a lot of assumptions together and tacking them onto me.

Again instead of arguing merits you would resort to personal attacks.

Some people love Fast food too, but it doesn't make it quality food.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Pink Floyd (12/29/2013) [-]
Wow we just started and you're already grasping at straws here. I'm not arguing for the device itself. I'm suggesting that instead of being a jackass, you can lay-off and let people enjoy what they want to enjoy. And before you make some retarded "oh well then I'll enjoy killing/raping/beating grandma" come-back, which I know you self-righteous 14 year-olds are prone to do; let me say that I'm positive we both know what I meant by what I said.

tl;dr: You're a jackass that hates on people for the sake of being a jackass.
User avatar #16 to #15 - majordraco ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Go ahead tack on some more incorrect assumptions.
I never said any of the things you accuse me of saying, nor did I say people shouldn't enjoy what they want.

I still stand by that Iphones are of inferior hardware and it would be favorable to loose one that you might be able to secure a more desirable device.

You continue personal attacks like a fool instead of letting me have my opinion and letting me dislike what I dislike. You have to come up asshole style and tell me why I am wrong.

Some people will say a big Mac is just as good as a steakhouse burger, just because they are happy with their burger doesn't mean they're correct.

You may now continue your reliance on name calling and saying how I hate people with different opinions than me.
User avatar #37 to #16 - Pink Floyd (12/29/2013) [-]
You obviously have no concept of differing opinions. What's wrong? Did mommy and daddy always give you everything you wanted as long as you cried hard enough?
#80 to #37 - Rascal (12/29/2013) [-]
Did you miss the part where he said "You continue personal attacks like a fool instead of letting me have my opinion and letting me dislike what I dislike."?
You are both as bad as each other, you are both doing the EXACT same thing by insulting opinions.
User avatar #87 to #80 - Pink Floyd (12/29/2013) [-]
Nice try, majordraco XD
User avatar #88 to #87 - majordraco ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
You are pretty dumb, not one assertion of yours has been correct, it's laughable to know how wrong you are, but I don't have to prove you wrong.
User avatar #91 to #88 - Pink Floyd (12/29/2013) [-]
So are you being serious right now or are you just trolling? I don't really take some random 14 year old on the Internet calling me dumb seriously.
User avatar #92 to #91 - majordraco ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
since you asked so nice,
I am a married 27 year old man with two children who works in IT as an independent consultant and network engineers for such companies as Intel and occasionally Apple in Cupertino. I grew up moderately poor and since the age of ten I was raised only by my mother. I have worked since I was 14, graduated HS when I was 16, did a little college, including studying criminal justice in hopes to be a police officer, but never graduated and instead started working for tech companies, continued my education independently and got myself noticed. So, yeah pretty far off from your original assertion.

I make fun of Apple because personally I have been continuously let down by them and am disappointed in the products they release, but I understand I am not their market.
Although I am happy that apple designed for the first time in a long time by designing the new A7 SoC.

I don't do it because of the seeming cult following of people who hate on it for the sake of hating on it, or because it is so much more expensive. I would gladly change my mind if they brought Wozniak back to design and build their products.

Oh and that anon was not me, but I could see how you might think it was.
User avatar #93 to #92 - Pink Floyd (12/30/2013) [-]
>supposedly 27 years old

>acts like an entitled 14 year-old

Might want to spend less time on the Internet and more time raising your "kids" so they don't end up like you/
User avatar #95 to #93 - majordraco ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Another assertion without founding, and your logic is impeccable.
Spend more time with my kids so they don't become like me.

Not sure how recognizing poor products is linked to being a entitled 14 year old.
User avatar #96 to #95 - Pink Floyd (12/30/2013) [-]
You're not "recognizing poor products". You're being a blatant narrow-minded jackass. The OP of this thread may like iphones for whatever reason. They aren't wrong to like iphones because that's called an opinion. You dislike iphones. You aren't wrong because that's called an opinion. But forcing your opinion down other's throats makes you a narrow-minded jackass. Get it yet or do I have to speak in 14 year-old lingo again?
User avatar #97 to #96 - majordraco ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
You sure are a dumb one, what words of mine forced my opinion on any one else?
Kind of dense and easily offended aren't you, and why sticking with your insults is that your default mode, if anything name calling is a last resort of a fool who has no argument.
I quip about how it would be a blessing to lose a poor product, and you go on about how narrow minded I am, and guess at who you think I am.
You're not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
User avatar #98 to #97 - Pink Floyd (12/30/2013) [-]
You're hilarious, kid.
User avatar #107 to #98 - majordraco ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
and yet too dense to recognize when being mocked, or being able to argue a point without resorting to personal attacks and name calling.
Yeah dropping out of college was a terrible idea, considering I have a great career working for the biggest companies in Santa Clara and making more money than you would believe, doing what I love.

You would make a great politician, you have not broken one of my arguments and have dodged about all of my questions, I'm sure you fit well within your little minded academic bubble, I am asserting your low intelligence based on the facts before me, while your assertions are nothing more than stabs in the dark.

You can figuratively (or literally) suck off your professors cock all you want to be told you're a good boy, but you still have not broken one argument of mine nor have you made a case for your point of view. So one would only be left to conclude that you are of moderately low intelligence. You should examine yourself for why you feel so dependent on name calling and vulgarity, in a feeble attempt to make any sort of point.
User avatar #111 to #107 - Pink Floyd (12/30/2013) [-]
What personal attacks are you talking about? You gave your life story so I just gave you mine in return. Looks like someone's also good at making baseless assumptions. And you haven't given any arguments. You've just been telling me how stupid I am. More baseless assumptions. While we're on the subject, you've also been telling me to stop making baseless assumptions and name-calling. Oh damn I guess you were doing something different when you called me stupid, dumb, retarded monkey, and "not exactly the toughest tool in the shed".

And no, you don't "suck off" any professors to get where I am. You put time and effort into your work and papers. If you need help, there are plenty of services on-campus that you can go to. It takes patience and dedication rather than giving up at any sign of failure. No, I'm not referencing you. I don't believe your story about dropping out of college and I'm still not convinced that you're 27 years old. You've done nothing but disprove that to be blatantly honest. I've known this entire time that you're "mocking" me. You've just been doing a piss-poor job at trying to upset me or get a rise out of me.

This is all stemming from the same point I made earlier that you've chosen to ignore (sound familiar?): OP is entitled to his opinion. You're entitled to yours. Telling someone they'd be lucky if their $500 cell phone were to be destroyed makes you look like a jackass. Maybe they can't afford a new one? Maybe they waited and saved up for years to get the next device when it came out. We don't know that so we can't make assumptions about that person.

So there you go. You could say we were both in the wrong and I would agree. Maybe I shouldn't have made assumptions about you. I mistook you for an apple hate-drone for the sake of hating apple products. And you had no idea that I'm more schooled than you are so you insulted my intelligence. I doubt you'll even read this far so I guess it doesn't matter. I'm at the character limit anyway.
User avatar #100 to #98 - majordraco ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Irrefutable rebuttal, I must yield to your way of thinking, how could I have been so wrong.

Please continue to provide further proof of your low intelligence, it's quite amusing.
User avatar #103 to #100 - Pink Floyd (12/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm a graduate student working on my forensic psychology master's degree. I have been published in an article recognized by the National Psychology Association in undergrad which, by the way, I earned my Bachelor's degree in Psychology with a Criminal Justice concentration. A 3.8 GPA, if I recall correctly? Not my best I'll admit but it surely beats dropping out. Surely you'll snap back with the same tired "you don't know me" argument and "insult" my "low intelligence". That's cool if you want to be like that. You're only making an ass of yourself because you're horrendously wrong if you think for a second that insults from some nobody on the Internet on FunnyJunk bothers me.
User avatar #79 to #10 - beezox (12/29/2013) [-]
generalizing a retarted monkey to make someone look bad rather than just stating that some one has a differnet opinion, you must be so smart
#46 to #9 - garymuthafuknoak (12/29/2013) [-]
the fact he didnt lose his phone is a blessing regardless of brand
the fact he didnt lose his phone is a blessing regardless of brand
User avatar #29 to #4 - Scenekid (12/29/2013) [-]
****** morbid channel ****
#17 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
could be worse

on the movie Cliffhanger, when a girls harness breaks, she grabs hold of stallone then starts kicking and screaming only causing herself to slip and fall

i keep thinking "you stupid bitch"
User avatar #77 to #17 - drosenblum (12/29/2013) [-]
I hated that movie, especially the ending. It was such a cliff hanger. HA!
User avatar #89 to #77 - konradkurze (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah the end was cheesy as **** ,
the helicopter hanging by that cable attached to the climbing ladder, stallone fighting that guy then jumping out and the copter and then the bad guy doing that cheesy scream before the copter impacts and explodes
User avatar #55 - yunoknow (12/29/2013) [-]
always lock your carabiners, no exceptions.
#3 - ohayougozaimasu (12/28/2013) [-]
so did he pepsi?
#20 to #3 - johnpoppy (12/29/2013) [-]
No, he found out in time to fix it and live. (But not before taking a picture)
#65 - takemythumb (12/29/2013) [-]
Better take a quick picture.
#64 - badpony (12/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #74 to #64 - pleeyer (12/29/2013) [-]
how heavy is that raccoon???
User avatar #67 to #64 - freddychavez (12/29/2013) [-]
That scene made me cry so much when I was little
#68 to #67 - badpony (12/29/2013) [-]
I didn't see the films till I was about 12, didn't' cry but I felt really bad for the poor raccoon.
User avatar #69 to #68 - freddychavez (12/29/2013) [-]
I don't remember how old I was, but I was so upset!
#70 to #69 - badpony (12/29/2013) [-]
the rest of the film made up for it though, every time I watch I'm in tears laughing.
User avatar #45 - ribbedandstudded (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm going to point this out because I feel like it should be pointed out to everyone saying, "better take picture!"

If you're caught in this situation, what exactly can you do? Your full body weight is on that, so unless you're light and/or strong, you have three options:
1.) wait for someone up top to pull you up.
2.) descend to the bottom.
3.) Move your weight to a secondary line while you fix the problem I'm no mountain climber, but I'm pretty sure that's common safety procedure. at which point, this is no longer a problem. You are safe enough to take a picture before fixing it.
User avatar #78 to #45 - vincetacular (12/29/2013) [-]
And isn't almost every safety feature double (I mean last time I went mountaineering I had two lines all the time)
#59 to #45 - mastercolossus (12/29/2013) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #216 at pls grandma ** this was taken parachuting i thought.
User avatar #75 to #59 - meuk (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 to #45 - kageshi (12/29/2013) [-]

4.) Take a picture, and pray you have internet access so you can upload it to an image based site. as you fall to your death. hastaging... LOLIMFALLING
#41 - fjlee (12/29/2013) [-]
#lol bout to fall to my death #gotta tweet one last time # lol falling # climber probs
#30 - steil (12/29/2013) [-]
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#34 to #30 - tiredofthis (12/29/2013) [-]
#50 to #34 - stgfilitov (12/29/2013) [-]
Heresy you say?
Heresy you say?
User avatar #94 to #81 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
A rotten corpse is kicking your ass! You bitches.
User avatar #110 to #94 - MaelRadec (12/30/2013) [-]
i'm sorry i don't hear you over the "we're still alive and kicking"
User avatar #112 to #110 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
That's not what all these corpses say....
User avatar #113 to #112 - MaelRadec (12/30/2013) [-]
that's because it's your corpses....
User avatar #114 to #113 - tiredofthis (12/30/2013) [-]
These don't look human to me. Or, not anymore. Maybe they were, once. But now they're just mutilated heretics.
User avatar #115 to #114 - MaelRadec (12/30/2013) [-]
well sacrifices take their toll on even the purest of you
User avatar #63 to #34 - heresy (12/29/2013) [-]
#24 - dountcountthesheep (12/29/2013) [-]
I give serious credit to the person that was taking in the view noticed the clip was almost popping off and thought "This is so funny it's so close to me falling I should definitely take a picture I think that's what i'm gonna do"
I give serious credit to the person that was taking in the view noticed the clip was almost popping off and thought "This is so funny it's so close to me falling I should definitely take a picture I think that's what i'm gonna do"

#26 to #24 - Vincenzo (12/29/2013) [-]
More than likely the person was stand somewhere safe and is simply holding it.
#82 to #24 - hairibar (12/29/2013) [-]
You don't climb with only one safety rope.
#18 - meirzin (12/29/2013) [-]
Trust in the snail, it will save you!
Trust in the snail, it will save you!
#27 - Rascal (12/29/2013) [-]
"Oh **** , the cord is coming off. I better take a picture,"
User avatar #28 to #27 - akho (12/29/2013) [-]
Anon, better thumb down!
User avatar #38 to #28 - ribbedandstudded (12/29/2013) [-]
User commenting on Funnyjunk's tendency to thumb down anon based on the principle that they're anon, better thumb up!
User avatar #40 to #38 - akho (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #40 - bitchitroll ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
the word ****** , better thumb up!
User avatar #25 - anonymousbrony (12/29/2013) [-]
What idiot forgets to screw those things?
User avatar #44 to #25 - loneranger (12/29/2013) [-]
I read that as "gets to screw"
User avatar #99 to #44 - anonymousbrony (12/30/2013) [-]
I recommend glasses.
User avatar #101 to #99 - loneranger (12/30/2013) [-]
I recommend not staying up all night and all morning drinking coffee.
User avatar #102 to #101 - anonymousbrony (12/30/2013) [-]
Screw that idea. Keep doing that, but with glasses.
User avatar #104 to #102 - loneranger (12/30/2013) [-]
I do wear glasses. I'm not sure on the prescription but it's somewhere close to -7.5.
User avatar #105 to #104 - anonymousbrony (12/30/2013) [-]
I don't know my prescription but I have something like 13.5/20 vision.
Some odd number, haven't been back to the eye doctor in over a year.
User avatar #106 to #105 - loneranger (12/30/2013) [-]
So you're far sighted?
User avatar #108 to #106 - anonymousbrony (12/30/2013) [-]
Near sighted. What I see at 13 feet clearly, people with normal vision could see at 20 feet clearly.
User avatar #109 to #108 - loneranger (12/30/2013) [-]
I vision is like built in magnification up close. I'm assembling a crib at the moment, you're more than welcome to come over and help. I have plenty of coffee and creamer and sugar and refrigerated flavored creamer. Also fruit cake.
User avatar #51 - hahafunnyuwhore (12/29/2013) [-]
*reserve shoot
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