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#1 - moosepaw (08/16/2014) [-]
i take a different approach
i take a different approach
#26 - fromthefuture (08/16/2014) [-]
this took longer than it should have.
#12 - anon (08/16/2014) [-]
everyone closes their eyes to pray...time to eat everything on the table before they finish.
everyone closes their eyes to pray...time to eat everything on the table before they finish.
#13 to #12 - sohisohi (08/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 to #12 - thenewklassklown (08/16/2014) [-]
thats how i eat the pussy
User avatar #31 - thedutchs (08/16/2014) [-]
Which is why you shouldn't eat until the woman / man of the house starts eating, you ******* .
User avatar #25 - andovaredoras (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm just curious, but why do they pray before eating anyway?
#29 to #25 - fromthefuture (08/16/2014) [-]
To thank god your mom didn't get to it first.
To thank god your mom didn't get to it first.
#38 to #29 - seventyk (08/16/2014) [-]
Give us more funnies.
#10 - jamessevensix (08/16/2014) [-]
MFW I don't care
MFW I don't care
User avatar #15 to #10 - keltainenlumi (08/16/2014) [-]
wow r00d
#9 - anon (08/16/2014) [-]
and why exactly do I have to stop eating while someone else indulges in a religious belief I do not hold?

I am not stopping or hindering them from praying, my eating does not disrespect their deity and if they the person does find it disrespectful it is only because they believe everyone should believe as they do and that everyone should adhere to their line of thinking.

pray to whoever the **** you like but don't act for a second like I am obligated to show "respect" as you define it to your praying.

and if you can't accept that, don't eat at the same table as me.
User avatar #39 to #9 - brettyoke (08/16/2014) [-]
You're the kinda guy who groans audibly during prayer at Thanksgiving dinner, aren't you?
User avatar #43 to #9 - durkadurka (08/16/2014) [-]
I imagine you're someone who often wonders why you don't get the respect of many people.
Giving people a little respect (even if it's something you don't want to do) can go a long way.
#16 to #9 - anon (08/16/2014) [-]
#17 to #9 - anon (08/16/2014) [-]
Nahh Don't thumb him down, I like Jesus and I agree with this anon. I don't care if people eat when I pray. The Bible doesn't even say to religiously pray before eating. So I usually don't even do it anyways. I pray for more important stuff :3
User avatar #19 to #17 - duedum (08/16/2014) [-]
holy **** dude kill yourself you just said ":3"

worse than ******* "XD"
User avatar #20 to #19 - leglesslegolegolas (08/16/2014) [-]
lmfao take the stick out of your ass and let people use whatever emotes they want

:3 XD :3 XD
User avatar #22 to #20 - duedum (08/16/2014) [-]
just dont use emotes.

I bet you like anime too and you're some greasy ass scene girl/guy that loves being "loltehrandom", faglord
#23 to #22 - anon (08/16/2014) [-]
The internet dwellers didn't cause your family to fall apart.

It was all your fault.
#24 to #22 - leglesslegolegolas (08/16/2014) [-]
I will use whatever the hell I want ya dumb kid

-I barely watch any anime because most of it looks silly
-Pic related, it's me, LOOK AT ALL THAT GREASE
-Because everyone that uses emotes is "loltehrandom"
-You sound 12
-You got serious issues if you care whether or not people are using emotes
#42 to #24 - toastahs (08/16/2014) [-]
It's never that serious
User avatar #30 to #9 - KINGOFTHESTARS (08/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 to #9 - darthblam (08/16/2014) [-]
Do you act like this to your grandparents?
#18 to #9 - duedum (08/16/2014) [-]
tip de la tip   
how is 8th grade?
tip de la tip

how is 8th grade?
User avatar #21 to #9 - leglesslegolegolas (08/16/2014) [-]
If they're guests sure, but if you're a guest in their house you ought to wait till they're done praying.

Also don't mention you're an atheist or anything here. There's still a big anti-atheist circlejerk going on.
User avatar #11 to #9 - feudd (08/16/2014) [-]
It's often considered polite to wait for everyone to start eating, or until you you are told to eat. It's not that they are expecting you to pray, it's just rude to not wait for them to finish.
User avatar #2 - srskate (08/16/2014) [-]
I do this nearly every time I visit my puerto rican friends house. I never learn
User avatar #3 - windson (08/16/2014) [-]
When your family is praying and some atheist dude keeps munching loudly.
User avatar #8 to #3 - apurpleliger (08/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, it is rather disrespectful of them.
#5 to #3 - kirkbot (08/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #46 - WolfPrince (08/16/2014) [-]
Then you continue eating if you're not religious, but don't interrupt them out of respect.
#44 - redbannerman ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Then there are those special moments where they turn to you and ask you to pray and you just sit there considering committing sepuku with the nearest bladed object.
#37 - anon (08/16/2014) [-]
interrupt with ' **** your god'
User avatar #34 - spacehawk (08/16/2014) [-]
I've never attended a dinner where someone said grace
User avatar #28 - shemaledong (08/16/2014) [-]
Never got to like any christian person I met. If you talk to them for a while you just realize there is only shallowness in their heads.
#47 to #28 - shemaledong (08/16/2014) [-]
All commenters have a valid point, I must admit.
I made an assumption on the base of my experience with roughly 4 persons.
Turning that into a valid point is in no way scientific.
I deserved -10 thumbs.
Chapau! and preparing for ********* .
User avatar #33 to #28 - masterboll (08/16/2014) [-]
thats funny because i could apply the same thing to the atheists ive met
User avatar #36 to #28 - ronsha (08/16/2014) [-]
Shiet son. I worked with a ******* preacher for about three months and the guy was the chillest mother ****** I've ever met.
User avatar #40 to #28 - brettyoke (08/16/2014) [-]
That's an extremely unfair assumption, and the fact that you have to ask them their religion then lable them by it tells me that you're not the kind of person they or anyone else would like to be friends with anyway.
User avatar #6 - kumimono (08/16/2014) [-]
Praying before meal seems odd for raised lutheran... (Now agnostic atheist.)
#45 to #6 - anon (08/16/2014) [-]
Thats like saying youre an muslim zionist
User avatar #4 - PenguinsOfMars ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Man I just got out of basic a few weeks ago and you have very limited time to eat, you can't sit until all 4 chairs have someone at the position of attention behind them, then when you do you're supposed to wait about 3 seconds then eat. When someone started praying I'd always get pissed off, like this 20 seconds prayer is a lot of time right now.
User avatar #7 to #4 - apurpleliger (08/16/2014) [-]
Most Catholics say their prayer in 3 seconds flat.
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