not me, tho. Content stolen.. . I was sitting in class the ether day and i didnt notice i has a boner. It was pointed to my left. The gin sitting next to me not not me tho Content stolen I was sitting in class the ether day and i didnt notice has a boner It pointed to my left The gin next
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I was sitting in class the ether day and i didnt
notice i has a boner. It was pointed to my left.
The gin sitting next to me notices and says,
Whats that?" Panelling, I said. "Its, Its my
phone." She say, "Oh, I thought you had a
boner haha" so then she starts poking it
because she has we idea its my disk. We were
sitting in a part of the where we cant
see the sleek. Eithe says, "Since you have your
phone, can you tell me the time?" Trying not ts
laugh i pull my phone out of the ether pocket
and tell her the time.
She was litre...
And i was like...
...
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User avatar #3 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply +417 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
why would she just sit there and poke a suspicious lump in a boys pants. She knew exactly what it was.
User avatar #50 to #3 - mrcowll
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
Even if she thought it was his phone, why the hell would she poke it?
User avatar #8 to #3 - snapps
Reply +38 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
exactly what i was thinking
sluts
User avatar #28 to #8 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply +51 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
Aint no shame in wanting the D.
User avatar #104 to #28 - snapps
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/29/2014) [-]
no aint no shame
but.. lying and maneuvering trying to pretend you're innocent.. well that's another case
User avatar #105 to #104 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/29/2014) [-]
she was ashamed das why. but she shouldn't have been.
User avatar #106 to #105 - snapps
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(01/29/2014) [-]
maybe
#65 to #28 - skelebones
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(01/28/2014) [-]
Unless she was a he.
#83 to #65 - anon id: 8724937e
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(01/29/2014) [-]
Sometime the HE can handle the D.

>inb4 faggot
#96 to #83 - skelebones
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(01/29/2014) [-]
i was judging by the lions reaction face. faggots wouldn't necessarily be disgusted. faggots would have the Grinch in this post
#5 - scant
Reply +355 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
"didn't notice I had a boner"   
   
Is that even possible?
"didn't notice I had a boner"

Is that even possible?
#17 to #5 - ohhh
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#25 to #5 - flikkyfilms
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(01/28/2014) [-]
I just looked up that line expecting Giancarlo to song like Gus in it with the South American accent, but I didn't expect to hear the most white guy voice ever.
User avatar #12 to #5 - cmilanes
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
What movie is the gif from?
User avatar #49 to #12 - thundagawd
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
It's from "The Box" a 2007 Crime film, not to be confused with "The Box" a 2009 horror movie with Cameron Diaz.
User avatar #107 to #49 - cmilanes
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(01/29/2014) [-]
thank you
#67 to #5 - youngmoneysobased
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(01/28/2014) [-]
this is actually the THE best reaction gif ive ever seen
#84 to #5 - marcalo
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(01/29/2014) [-]
Such a fitting gif
Such a fitting gif
User avatar #46 to #5 - toastandbananas
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
its hard to see a two inch lump through jeans
#77 to #46 - sirowlington
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(01/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #5 - andywazowski
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
If you are doing something else, you sometimes just look down or feel it, and is like, "oh hey boy! Whatcha doin?". Atleast thats how it works for me..
#6 to #5 - hudis
Reply +44 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
Sometimes when you are focused on something else, your dick starts assuming direct control.
#16 to #6 - ompalomper
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
relevant
#14 to #6 - bakawaka
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
I like this human! He understands
#7 to #6 - scant
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
Whenever I get a boner, my brain wants me to know about it.
Whenever I get a boner, my brain wants me to know about it.
#52 to #6 - jordanish
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(01/28/2014) [-]
What do you mean "sometimes"?
#10 to #5 - antidepressant
Reply +79 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
He's always hard
#4 - ojallday
Reply +89 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
it's good every time i see it
#37 to #4 - limb
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#54 to #37 - empithree
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#31 to #4 - arandomanon
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#45 to #31 - chimpaflimp
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User avatar #22 - abesimpson
Reply +83 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
Why would she be poking your phone?

She knows what was going on and needed and excuse to touch the D
#23 - advicedude
Reply +53 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
Too bad that never happened.
#24 - cleateater
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#21 - mikoli
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#20 - ohlookathing
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
Shoulda just stood up and been like:
Shoulda just stood up and been like:
#33 - flowerpotofdeath
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(01/28/2014) [-]
Im sorry but...

why the hell would anyone poke a phone... especially if its in the general area of
The Dick
doesn't mean i didn't laugh tho