not me, tho. Content stolen.. . I was sitting in class the ether day and i didnt notice i has a boner. It was pointed to my left. The gin sitting next to me not
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not me, tho. Content stolen.

I was sitting in class the ether day and i didnt
notice i has a boner. It was pointed to my left.
The gin sitting next to me notices and says,
Whats that?" Panelling, I said. "Its, Its my
phone." She say, "Oh, I thought you had a
boner haha" so then she starts poking it
because she has we idea its my disk. We were
sitting in a part of the where we cant
see the sleek. Eithe says, "Since you have your
phone, can you tell me the time?" Trying not ts
laugh i pull my phone out of the ether pocket
and tell her the time.
She was litre...
And i was like...
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#5 - scant (01/28/2014) [-]
"didn't notice I had a boner"   
   
Is that even possible?
"didn't notice I had a boner"

Is that even possible?
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#25 to #5 - flikkyfilms (01/28/2014) [-]
I just looked up that line expecting Giancarlo to song like Gus in it with the South American accent, but I didn't expect to hear the most white guy voice ever.
User avatar #12 to #5 - cmilanes (01/28/2014) [-]
What movie is the gif from?
User avatar #49 to #12 - thundagawd (01/28/2014) [-]
It's from "The Box" a 2007 Crime film, not to be confused with "The Box" a 2009 horror movie with Cameron Diaz.
User avatar #107 to #49 - cmilanes (01/29/2014) [-]
thank you
#67 to #5 - youngmoneysobased (01/28/2014) [-]
this is actually the THE best reaction gif ive ever seen
User avatar #13 to #5 - andywazowski ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
If you are doing something else, you sometimes just look down or feel it, and is like, "oh hey boy! Whatcha doin?". Atleast thats how it works for me..
#84 to #5 - marcalo (01/29/2014) [-]
Such a fitting gif
Such a fitting gif
User avatar #46 to #5 - toastandbananas (01/28/2014) [-]
its hard to see a two inch lump through jeans
#6 to #5 - hudis (01/28/2014) [-]
Sometimes when you are focused on something else, your dick starts assuming direct control.
#16 to #6 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
relevant
#14 to #6 - bakawaka (01/28/2014) [-]
I like this human! He understands
#7 to #6 - scant (01/28/2014) [-]
Whenever I get a boner, my brain wants me to know about it.
Whenever I get a boner, my brain wants me to know about it.
#52 to #6 - jordanish (01/28/2014) [-]
What do you mean "sometimes"?
#10 to #5 - antidepressant (01/28/2014) [-]
He's always hard
User avatar #3 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/28/2014) [-]
why would she just sit there and poke a suspicious lump in a boys pants. She knew exactly what it was.
User avatar #50 to #3 - mrcowll ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Even if she thought it was his phone, why the hell would she poke it?
User avatar #8 to #3 - snapps (01/28/2014) [-]
exactly what i was thinking
sluts
User avatar #28 to #8 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/28/2014) [-]
Aint no shame in wanting the D.
#65 to #28 - skelebones ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Unless she was a he.
#83 to #65 - anon (01/29/2014) [-]
Sometime the HE can handle the D.

>inb4 faggot
#96 to #83 - skelebones ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
i was judging by the lions reaction face. faggots wouldn't necessarily be disgusted. faggots would have the Grinch in this post
User avatar #104 to #28 - snapps (01/29/2014) [-]
no aint no shame
but.. lying and maneuvering trying to pretend you're innocent.. well that's another case
User avatar #105 to #104 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/29/2014) [-]
she was ashamed das why. but she shouldn't have been.
User avatar #106 to #105 - snapps (01/29/2014) [-]
maybe
User avatar #22 - abesimpson ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Why would she be poking your phone?

She knows what was going on and needed and excuse to touch the D
#4 - ojallday (01/28/2014) [-]
it's good every time i see it
#37 to #4 - limb ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
#20 - ohlookathing (01/28/2014) [-]
Shoulda just stood up and been like:
Shoulda just stood up and been like:
#21 - mikoli (01/28/2014) [-]
#68 - decayingapple ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure most boners don't feel as hard as a metal plastic phone.
I'm pretty sure most boners don't feel as hard as a metal plastic phone.
User avatar #70 to #68 - WhitePimp (01/28/2014) [-]
"most"
#35 - twofreegerbils (01/28/2014) [-]
It's like the author made no attempt at reality whatsoever
#38 to #35 - Toshiro (01/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, we know all about reality. Isn't that right M?
#41 to #38 - mrblackadder (01/28/2014) [-]
Huh? Who the hell is this?
#43 to #41 - Toshiro (01/28/2014) [-]
This is N, I'm sorry I was trying to call L.
#44 to #43 - derpywhooves (01/28/2014) [-]
*Monitoring Michael's phone calls*

Mother of God...
#90 to #43 - resbiansrock (01/29/2014) [-]
So no one wants to talk to F? I know I don't have no magic journal, but I kill just as many people on the street.
User avatar #40 to #38 - twofreegerbils (01/28/2014) [-]
The second story arc of death note in no way deserves RP

sorry
User avatar #42 to #40 - Toshiro (01/28/2014) [-]
I liked it, but it wasn't nearly as good as the first segment. You just can't replace L.
#26 - include (01/28/2014) [-]
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#71 - jonathankitty (01/28/2014) [-]
No offense, but if your dick fully erect aiming to the left can be easily mistaken for a phone... There's something up.
No offense, but if your dick fully erect aiming to the left can be easily mistaken for a phone... There's something up.
User avatar #88 to #71 - kinginyellow (01/29/2014) [-]
Guess he's packing girth.
#23 - advicedude (01/28/2014) [-]
Too bad that never happened.
#53 - thempc (01/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #36 - vashford (01/28/2014) [-]
what girl just starts randomly poking your phone.


#33 - flowerpotofdeath (01/28/2014) [-]
Im sorry but...

why the hell would anyone poke a phone... especially if its in the general area of
The Dick
doesn't mean i didn't laugh tho
#98 - onkii (01/29/2014) [-]
your face when
your face when
#91 - volksworgen (01/29/2014) [-]
Who 			*******		 looks at someone's crotch and then proceeds to poke it regardless of what it is.
Who ******* looks at someone's crotch and then proceeds to poke it regardless of what it is.
User avatar #92 to #91 - Whaaaaaaaaa (01/29/2014) [-]
ssssh. its an internet story. everyone defies logic.
#93 to #92 - volksworgen (01/29/2014) [-]
Right, I forgot I'll just be going then.
Right, I forgot I'll just be going then.
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