not me, tho. Content stolen.. . I was sitting in class the ether day and i didnt notice i has a boner. It was pointed to my left. The gin sitting next to me not
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not me, tho. Content stolen.

I was sitting in class the ether day and i didnt
notice i has a boner. It was pointed to my left.
The gin sitting next to me notices and says,
Whats that?" Panelling, I said. "Its, Its my
phone." She say, "Oh, I thought you had a
boner haha" so then she starts poking it
because she has we idea its my disk. We were
sitting in a part of the where we cant
see the sleek. Eithe says, "Since you have your
phone, can you tell me the time?" Trying not ts
laugh i pull my phone out of the ether pocket
and tell her the time.
She was litre...
And i was like...
...
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User avatar #3 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (01/28/2014) [+] (9 replies)
why would she just sit there and poke a suspicious lump in a boys pants. She knew exactly what it was.
#5 - scant (01/28/2014) [+] (16 replies)
"didn't notice I had a boner"   
   
Is that even possible?
"didn't notice I had a boner"

Is that even possible?
#4 - ojallday (01/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
it's good every time i see it
User avatar #22 - abesimpson (01/28/2014) [-]
Why would she be poking your phone?

She knows what was going on and needed and excuse to touch the D
#23 - advicedude (01/28/2014) [-]
Too bad that never happened.
#21 - mikoli ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
#20 - ohlookathing (01/28/2014) [-]
Shoulda just stood up and been like:
Shoulda just stood up and been like:
#33 - flowerpotofdeath (01/28/2014) [-]
Im sorry but...

why the hell would anyone poke a phone... especially if its in the general area of
The Dick
doesn't mean i didn't laugh tho
#51 - willindor ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
#27 - xenoquack (01/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#32 to #27 - zyketor (01/28/2014) [-]
Yes, because secretly getting a female to touch your penis is a very homosexual act.
Yes, because secretly getting a female to touch your penis is a very homosexual act.
#68 - decayingapple (01/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm pretty sure most boners don't feel as hard as a metal plastic phone.
I'm pretty sure most boners don't feel as hard as a metal plastic phone.
#47 - smoothmcgroove (01/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Well, here's a story that actually happened   
   
>Be me in Geography   
>Forgot that I have an alarm for 10:30 to wake up before noon on weekends   
>This 
			
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>Everyone turns around and looks at me   
"That's, uhh, my Music Pants. Yeah, they even come with this fancy remote that looks like a phone"   
   
Thankfully, the teacher let me keep my phone, 'cause she's cool   
   
That's the kind of thing that happens in real life, not this bs "girl fondles my dick" crap
Well, here's a story that actually happened

>Be me in Geography
>Forgot that I have an alarm for 10:30 to wake up before noon on weekends
>This You need to login to view this link
>Everyone turns around and looks at me
"That's, uhh, my Music Pants. Yeah, they even come with this fancy remote that looks like a phone"

Thankfully, the teacher let me keep my phone, 'cause she's cool

That's the kind of thing that happens in real life, not this bs "girl fondles my dick" crap
#56 to #47 - fishinyourface (01/28/2014) [-]
your story kind of makes you sound like a tool.  sorry
your story kind of makes you sound like a tool. sorry
#35 - twofreegerbils (01/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
It's like the author made no attempt at reality whatsoever
#26 - include ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
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#71 - jonathankitty (01/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
No offense, but if your dick fully erect aiming to the left can be easily mistaken for a phone... There's something up.
No offense, but if your dick fully erect aiming to the left can be easily mistaken for a phone... There's something up.
#53 - thempc ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #36 - vashford (01/28/2014) [-]
what girl just starts randomly poking your phone.


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