not me, tho. Content stolen.. . I was sitting in class the ether day and i didnt notice i has a boner. It was pointed to my left. The gin sitting next to me not
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not me, tho. Content stolen.

I was sitting in class the ether day and i didnt
notice i has a boner. It was pointed to my left.
The gin sitting next to me notices and says,
Whats that?" Panelling, I said. "Its, Its my
phone." She say, "Oh, I thought you had a
boner haha" so then she starts poking it
because she has we idea its my disk. We were
sitting in a part of the where we cant
see the sleek. Eithe says, "Since you have your
phone, can you tell me the time?" Trying not ts
laugh i pull my phone out of the ether pocket
and tell her the time.
She was litre...
And i was like...
...
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#99 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#98 - onkii (01/29/2014) [-]
your face when
your face when
#95 - yowutis ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
MFW reading the title.
#91 - volksworgen (01/29/2014) [-]
Who 						*******					 looks at someone's crotch and then proceeds to poke it regardless of what it is.
Who ******* looks at someone's crotch and then proceeds to poke it regardless of what it is.
User avatar #92 to #91 - Whaaaaaaaaa (01/29/2014) [-]
ssssh. its an internet story. everyone defies logic.
#93 to #92 - volksworgen (01/29/2014) [-]
Right, I forgot I'll just be going then.
Right, I forgot I'll just be going then.
User avatar #89 - jakekel (01/29/2014) [-]
If that guy didn't take the ******* hint I've lost hope.
User avatar #87 - anonymoose (01/29/2014) [-]
Why would she poke your phone in your pocket?
User avatar #86 - arnolddusk (01/29/2014) [-]
****** up my story :C
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#79 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
STOP! you have commited crimes against funnyjunk and her people, what say you in your defence?
#74 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
Things I don't believe:

>You not noticing having a boner
>That chick poking at a location so close to your crotch
>Having a boner that hangs off to the side like described
>The part of the classroom where you can't see the clock? How many secret passageways to the clock treasure room does this classroom have?

Also nice job on explaining what happened next. That's actually where the story would've been interested if you were creative enough to pull more **** out of your ass.
#75 to #74 - patriotprideboy (01/28/2014) [-]
Dude, check the title.
Dude, check the title.
User avatar #80 to #75 - vgmddg (01/28/2014) [-]
Homeless Man With A Funny Talent That gif reminds me of this.
User avatar #103 to #80 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/29/2014) [-]
Such friend
Much kind
Very laugh
#71 - jonathankitty (01/28/2014) [-]
No offense, but if your dick fully erect aiming to the left can be easily mistaken for a phone... There's something up.
No offense, but if your dick fully erect aiming to the left can be easily mistaken for a phone... There's something up.
User avatar #88 to #71 - kinginyellow (01/29/2014) [-]
Guess he's packing girth.
#68 - decayingapple (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure most boners don't feel as hard as a metal plastic phone.
I'm pretty sure most boners don't feel as hard as a metal plastic phone.
User avatar #70 to #68 - WhitePimp (01/28/2014) [-]
"most"
User avatar #63 - mexicoman (01/28/2014) [-]
He should have just said

"No, the battery is dead. I forgot to plug it in last night."
#62 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, WORK Can BEE FUN!! Meetings~ Calls~ Bathroom Breaks..
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