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not in the showers please

tr I
Eall
dsl
dgltt
In the showers is a University of
Honor Code Violation
I Pipes in the halls are not meant to
handle semen
I Semen related ousts run into the
thousands every year
astr.." masturbate In your own rooms.
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User avatar #2 - nimba (12/19/2013) [-]
what if when semens go down a pipe and meet some menstruals in the pipe, and IT MAKES A BABY
see gotta think things throuhg sometiumes
#7 to #2 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
I really hope thats a joke
#24 to #7 - pokemonmastersteve **User deleted account** (12/20/2013) [-]
A joke, on funnyjunk? What are you inSAIYAN?!
User avatar #9 - enteroreninenine (12/19/2013) [-]
Michigan mentioned outside the context of Detroit
Michiganders celebrate collectively
User avatar #25 to #9 - kievaughnb (12/20/2013) [-]
dat dexter mi
User avatar #26 to #25 - enteroreninenine (12/20/2013) [-]
ssshhhhhh
User avatar #14 to #9 - msdinorawr (12/19/2013) [-]
....that's pretty accurate
User avatar #21 to #9 - theanchoviebus (12/20/2013) [-]
I wish people mentioned MIch more, it's a purty coo place to be IMO
User avatar #29 to #21 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, nothing but farmland and murder capitals here.
User avatar #34 to #29 - theanchoviebus (12/20/2013) [-]
What about the great lakes, Mackinac bridge/island, or the beauty of nature? The three main cities you're referring to are all in the SE corner of the lower peninsula, Detroit being a growing city and becoming cleaner despite filing bankruptcy. The rest of Mich is gorgeous. Plus we have some good in state teams.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (12/20/2013) [-]
We're only as good as our weakest link. People outside Michigan don't generally know about anything but Detroit.
#10 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
This makes me think that they do have pipes out there rated for semen....
#6 - braa **User deleted account** (12/19/2013) [-]
**braa rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at ahh shit ** probably cause ppl are complaining that other ppl are masturbating
#11 - spoodermanz (12/19/2013) [-]
MFW I live in Michigan and am U of M fan
#22 to #11 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
hey   
me too
hey
me too
User avatar #16 to #11 - theguythatisnotyou (12/19/2013) [-]
Glad you know the right colors, or I would've had to cut you.
User avatar #20 to #16 - theanchoviebus (12/20/2013) [-]
Green and White?
#31 to #20 - theguythatisnotyou (12/20/2013) [-]
imma hve 2 bring a wolerine strm on u   
   
 Liking State is cool. I live in in a house divided, so I have to deal with your type all the time.
imma hve 2 bring a wolerine strm on u

Liking State is cool. I live in in a house divided, so I have to deal with your type all the time.
User avatar #33 to #31 - theanchoviebus (12/20/2013) [-]
A storm of 7 wins, an OSU loss, and the BDUBS BOWL?????
#1 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Lol, complete ******** . Unless there is more semen than water going through the pipes, the semen will have no effect at all on the pipes/drainage system.
#30 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh, hey, a post relating to my school!

.....*sigh*
#15 - spunkball (12/19/2013) [-]
How are you supposed to download porn in a shower ?
#18 to #15 - pointblankhits (12/19/2013) [-]
I just bring a mirror
I just bring a mirror
User avatar #3 - pwnigator (12/19/2013) [-]
>Implying that semen has some kind of acid effect on the pipes.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Zaxplab (12/19/2013) [-]
I think someone said it mixes with water/soap or something and makes into a glue-like substance.



I probably sound so retarded
User avatar #5 to #4 - pwnigator (12/19/2013) [-]
Trust me, you do Anyway, that sounds like complete ******** . If that happened, I probably would've noticed that, because... uh... of reasons.
User avatar #13 to #5 - dsendz ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
one person doing it wouldnt be enough to clog a drain. but imagin if 100 people do it. different ******* story i have no idea what i'm saying
User avatar #32 to #5 - mrthezho (12/20/2013) [-]
It does become very weird if you mix it with water though...
User avatar #19 to #5 - nervaaurelius (12/20/2013) [-]
Actually ive jerked it and right after cleaned myself with soap and sometimes it does make a glue-rubber like substance...
User avatar #8 to #3 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/19/2013) [-]
It congeals in the pipes, and it's essentially like pouring glue down the drain. My rival college had the same problem and there was a very detailed notice left in one of the dorms and it spread like wildfire across my campus as a joke
#28 - nebraskaom (12/20/2013) [-]
This isn't true, these types of fakes go around campuses every year. We just had one pop up at mine recently that was passed around twitter for a while. Do a little research and you'll find a whole bunch of them, non of them based on fact or actually put out by the university.
User avatar #27 - philliyoMLB (12/20/2013) [-]
They did this at KU also.
#23 - alienfreak (12/20/2013) [-]
Why are people still masturbating in college? It's like whore central...
User avatar #17 - kerfufflemachtwo (12/19/2013) [-]
My brother started attending UofM this year. I need to ask him if his dorm has these signs up.
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