no i didnt cheat... god. nothing against christians, it's just funny. Have you Ever lied to get nut of an awkward situation - was or no? I once he: - of a girl‘
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no i didnt cheat... god

nothing against christians, it's just funny

Have you Ever lied to get nut of
an awkward situation -
was or no?
I once he: - of a girl‘
whated toiger husband _ _ __ _
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Submitted: 12/09/2013
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User avatar #3 - buttholee (12/10/2013) [-]
Fun fact: 7% of people just lied to get out of an awkward situation
#7 - Womens Study Major (12/10/2013) [+] (42 replies)
I hate this ******* guy so much. He has no right and no business making fun of peoples beliefs. And there isn't even any evidence that what his saying is true.
#9 to #7 - monosgtchan (12/10/2013) [-]
Nor is there any evidence that the bible or any belief system is true. If someone believes in something, they have to have faith whether there's proof or not, and they shouldn't expect others to believe in the same thing. Rather, they should expect to come under fire, because they're the ones who are thinking outside the box. (This comment is entirely neutral, I don't give a **** whether you're a troll, I'm just sick of pointless debate)
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#15 - tanisrapedmygoat (12/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I like Jimmy Carr's stand up, but his atheism gets to me. I'm a christian but I have to say logic points towards atheism or being agnostic. But I think its just a cheap joke. Like part of religion is the fact that you can have faith. No need for proof. It's the idea that there is something that cant be explained that helps drive faith. And he is like pointing at it going, no logic haha. Its just the fact that I think its an easy joke. Not clever, not insightful. It just feels lazy. It's the fact that its his go to insult as well just annoys me. Sorry for the rant.
#18 - peetski ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
#2 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#19 - kez (12/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So many pussys everywhere, its so sad.

The number of people who say they are offended by jokes like it means something.

Its a joke, who gives a **** . No one cares you're offended.

If someone was offended everytime you used the letter "e" in a sentence would you care? It means **** all, stop acting like a little bitch.
#11 - improbable (12/10/2013) [-]
i see this post so often and i say the same thing everytime.
why isnt this man king of the world, i mean appearently he is all knowing and his word should be taken seriously on all accounts.
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#38 - helenwheels (12/10/2013) [-]
This guy is the king of stolen jokes.
User avatar #23 - monkeysniper ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
The people acting like they are so offended by this...in my opinion those looking to be offended deserve to find it
#28 - esmebuffay (12/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Carr making fun of religion again, something new and interesting for him. There comes a point when it become more mean spirited than anything else.
User avatar #65 - darksideofthebeast (12/10/2013) [-]
All of these butthurt christians...

lel
#63 - dickticklerluv (12/10/2013) [-]
Ooh original and so edgy
Ooh original and so edgy
User avatar #60 - randomserb (12/10/2013) [-]
Joke's been around for decades.
#54 - Womens Study Major (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
oh boy, another autistic unfunny british comedian who forces his atheist beliefs down everyones throats
and I thought ricky gervais was enough.
User avatar #41 - thrakerzad (12/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
except that she didn't have a boyfriend until after she got pregnant, and he was sent by god to make it look like she wasn't having unwed sex
User avatar #58 to #41 - anonymoose ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
"When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost." - Matthew 1:18

She was betrothed to Joseph, just not married yet.
#4 - haqq (12/10/2013) [-]
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