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User avatar #9 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Change random, more or less common words to huge copypastas, tell no one what those words are. Set new ones when all of them have been used

Or alternatively, change words such as "dickbutt" to paragraphs from erotic novels
User avatar #376 to #9 - gameless (07/12/2014) [-]
So instead of getting banned for the picture we get banned for the name. I like it!
#15 to #9 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
We need this
User avatar #211 to #23 - melonman (07/12/2014) [-]
"Christian had 4 fingers inside my Clam Canal and his thumb inside my Log Flume, holding me like his personal bowling ball"
User avatar #260 to #23 - sabaton (07/12/2014) [-]
"I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my shame portal and a gerbil up my fart valve."
#516 to #23 - josieabby (07/12/2014) [-]
"By now, my cock holster was oozing like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker."
User avatar #390 to #23 - incognitoad (07/12/2014) [-]
"With his turgid terror truncheon thrusting deep into my tuna canal, the sensation of his master of ceremonies smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery"
This site is hilarious.
User avatar #437 to #23 - baaltomekk (07/12/2014) [-]
"My vibration station was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The plowing of my poo pipe was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his stilton spear deep in my **** winker."
Oh my god.
User avatar #386 to #23 - pillsmakeitgrow (07/12/2014) [-]
With his flesh gordon ******* deep into my salmon slit, the sensation of his one-eyed monster smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.
#170 - retrochris (07/12/2014) [-]
help us become more classy

**** = intense bodylove
**** = digestive end product
bitch = not so good lady
cunt = female amusement-system
asshole = backpassage


Also, ignore my post.
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#552 to #170 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
What the intense body love did you just intense body loving say about me, you little not so good lady? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the intense body love out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my intense body loving words.
#553 to #552 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
You think you can get away with saying that digestive end product to me over the Internet? Think again, intense body lover. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and you're IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call you're life. You’re intense body loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you're miserable backpassage off the face of the continent, you little digestive end product.
#554 to #553 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
If only you could have known what unholy retribution you're little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held you're intense body loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you cursed idiot. I will digestive end product fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re intense body loving dead, kiddo.
User avatar #557 to #170 - qwarthos (07/13/2014) [-]
my big tittied mommy better make these happen so we can be classy as ****
User avatar #190 to #170 - tacolishous (07/12/2014) [-]
hate= love
User avatar #210 to #208 - retrochris (07/12/2014) [-]
*intense bodylove that
#227 to #210 - cornflakekiller (07/12/2014) [-]
not so good lady don't tell me what to do
User avatar #231 to #227 - retrochris (07/12/2014) [-]
they grow up so fast
#236 to #231 - cornflakekiller (07/12/2014) [-]
fcuk you
#229 to #227 - cornflakekiller (07/12/2014) [-]
no way my big tittied mommys done it ! intense bodylove
User avatar #245 to #170 - ajrin (07/12/2014) [-]
im retarded
User avatar #265 to #245 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
my big tittied mommy sex
User avatar #422 to #170 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're a female amusement-system
User avatar #474 to #170 - closothehomosexual (07/12/2014) [-]
intense bodylove YOU, YOU intense bodyloveING digestive end product EATING female amusement-systemnot so good lady
User avatar #199 to #170 - hashtronaut (07/12/2014) [-]
will you be my dmy big tittied mommy?
User avatar #202 to #199 - retrochris (07/12/2014) [-]
no, intense bodylove you, you female amusement-system
User avatar #203 to #202 - hashtronaut (07/12/2014) [-]
well, if dad min is ever assassinated, i'm voting you in.
User avatar #207 to #203 - retrochris (07/12/2014) [-]
even though I've been such an backpassage to you ? Holy digestive end product, I'm sorry..
#212 to #207 - hashtronaut (07/12/2014) [-]
well, it's like replacing aids with a mild itch.
User avatar #29 - publicpubic (07/12/2014) [-]
Football = Soccer and Soccer = Football
#279 to #29 - biscuitsunited (07/12/2014) [-]
EVILLLLLLLLLLLl
#288 to #279 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#548 to #288 - hybridxproject (07/12/2014) [-]
here
here
User avatar #550 to #548 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Thanks
#69 - goathumper (07/12/2014) [-]
4chan to 9gag   
Drgonball to my little pony   
Feminism to absolute truth   
Repost to hilarious content
4chan to 9gag
Drgonball to my little pony
Feminism to absolute truth
Repost to hilarious content
User avatar #141 to #69 - tsoper (07/12/2014) [-]
4chan
dragonball
feminism
repost
User avatar #539 to #141 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
holy **** it's you
User avatar #459 to #69 - hjgamer (07/12/2014) [-]
> this is a hilarious content
User avatar #337 to #69 - moetron (07/12/2014) [-]
"this is a hilarious content"

"absolute truth is so ******* stupid nowadays"

"i got a nimbus cloud pillow from my little pony"
User avatar #419 to #337 - therockofshame (07/12/2014) [-]
The last one kind of works.
#273 to #69 - squidgy (07/12/2014) [-]
If the new filter gets put in place then these suggestion comments are going to look super confusing
If the new filter gets put in place then these suggestion comments are going to look super confusing
User avatar #333 to #273 - rasins (07/12/2014) [-]
They only take affect on posts made after the filter has been set up. This post wont be affected.
#295 to #273 - shiftur (07/12/2014) [-]
9gag vs a site full of absolute truth
User avatar #5 - lookatmyhouseofwax (07/12/2014) [-]
change "your" to "you're* and "you're* to "your"
User avatar #137 to #5 - tsoper (07/12/2014) [-]
you're
User avatar #185 to #5 - neocortex (07/12/2014) [-]
alright calm down Satan
User avatar #215 to #5 - mysterykid (07/12/2014) [-]
you're
User avatar #311 to #5 - lnyanchl ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
your a faggot
User avatar #312 to #311 - lookatmyhouseofwax (07/12/2014) [-]
you're*
#489 to #312 - norwegiandude (07/12/2014) [-]
you're a special kind of evil! First getting you're and your mixed up and then correcting all over the place...

<YFW
User avatar #323 to #5 - davidteninch (07/12/2014) [-]
you're
User avatar #347 to #5 - gaygayerson (07/12/2014) [-]
you're
User avatar #457 to #5 - fireyvoidence ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
you're
User avatar #165 to #5 - joshlol (07/12/2014) [-]
this is ******* annoying my big tittied mommy please revert it
User avatar #228 to #165 - internetexplain ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
you're
User avatar #120 to #5 - soopfox (07/12/2014) [-]
**** you
#159 to #120 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
**** you're*
#49 to #5 - norwegiandude (07/12/2014) [-]
For 			******		 			**********		 			*******		 			****		 			********		 sake! I had to delete two comments because of this.
For ****** ********** ******* **** ******** sake! I had to delete two comments because of this.
#24 to #5 - kibitzer (07/12/2014) [-]
****		 you.
**** you.
#290 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
The world cup matches are tonight and tomorrow. So everyone is gonna be talking about them next few days.

Change:
Holland to Brazil
Brazil to Germany
Germany to Argentina
Argentina to Holland

And then watch as no one has a ******* clue what anyone is talking about.
User avatar #61 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (07/12/2014) [-]
Change thanks to **** you
User avatar #454 to #61 - stiyx (07/12/2014) [-]
and then change **** you to thank you
User avatar #283 to #61 - zeljkors (07/12/2014) [-]
That would be so tits.
User avatar #52 - squiresparkle (07/12/2014) [-]
"Repost" to "Nice OC mate"
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User avatar #25 - Kyogre (07/12/2014) [-]
change faggot to pretty nice guy
User avatar #36 - mynameisgeorge (07/12/2014) [-]
Change tumblr to


Congratulations, you got a reaction from users. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong psychopath. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you.

you're pitiful hacking skills are hilarious. Hacking accounts and putting up proxies are level 1. Can you hack into encrypted files? Can you tear through firewalls without leaving a mark? you're silly little proxy won't protect you. I've hacked into many computers and spied on the users. I've hacked into games. I have been hacking since I had a computer. It's what I was raised to do.

You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a community of internet creeps. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy peeling you're skin off you're face.

You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I have contacts in dark places that you don't want to know about. If you live even close to me you better fear for you're life.

Track my IP if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a library computer. Hack into my account if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to track you.

With love,

A psychopath

P.S. I would fear for you're life while you still have it.
User avatar #104 to #36 - maxismahname (07/12/2014) [-]
I saved that future copypasta too, it's too funny
User avatar #518 to #104 - thefogwoggler (07/12/2014) [-]
where is it from originally?
User avatar #533 to #518 - maxismahname (07/12/2014) [-]
comment #20 is where it is transferred to text form
User avatar #529 to #518 - maxismahname (07/12/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Good+Call/funny-pictures/5210557/ 2nd top comment on this post, and the actual text is in some other comment
User avatar #534 to #529 - thefogwoggler (07/12/2014) [-]
thanks mate.
User avatar #535 to #534 - maxismahname (07/12/2014) [-]
Glad to help
User avatar #176 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
change joshlol to faggot
make him feel it like I did
#179 to #176 - trollypollyz (07/12/2014) [-]
we still love u
#213 to #176 - tacolishous (07/12/2014) [-]
**tacolishous rolls 93**

If they aren't dubs I'm a faggot with you.
User avatar #214 to #213 - tacolishous (07/12/2014) [-]
Time to go suck some dick then.
User avatar #317 to #176 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
faggot to joshlol*
User avatar #318 to #317 - joshlol (07/12/2014) [-]
wow 23 toes up
User avatar #395 to #318 - posttwo (07/12/2014) [-]
thu­mbs
User avatar #326 to #318 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
toes
User avatar #327 to #326 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
toes
User avatar #440 to #439 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
toes
#556 to #440 - zayinzetaseven ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
extremities
User avatar #177 to #176 - sunnyday (07/12/2014) [-]
Inb4 he changes Phanact to faggot again
User avatar #180 to #177 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
I can only hope
User avatar #315 to #177 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
didn't he change faggot to phanact, not the other way around?
User avatar #16 - skilletpanhead (07/12/2014) [-]
Make a word filter no one could possibly guess. First one to find it wins red text.
User avatar #67 - walcorn (07/12/2014) [-]
Filter all swear words to :^)
User avatar #152 to #67 - levitatingscrotum (07/12/2014) [-]
I support this. Have a thumb.
#7 - itistits (07/12/2014) [-]
Change "yes" to "no" and "no" to "yes".
User avatar #146 to #7 - tsoper (07/12/2014) [-]
no
#103 to #7 - moonmeander (07/12/2014) [-]
The question is, has it already happened to you're comment?
The question is, has it already happened to you're comment?
User avatar #122 to #103 - itistits (07/12/2014) [-]
Well yes, it hasn't.
#251 to #7 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
yes - y e s. no - n o
User avatar #73 to #7 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/12/2014) [-]
thats taking it a bit far
User avatar #85 to #73 - itistits (07/12/2014) [-]
Yes, I don't agree.
#89 to #7 - calmyourtits (07/12/2014) [-]
Change both to "Aladeen"
User avatar #12 - sonnyboii (07/12/2014) [-]
"autism" to "an intelligent mind"
User avatar #381 to #12 - serterazi (07/12/2014) [-]
a beautiful mind
User avatar #492 - guano (07/12/2014) [-]
their -> they're
they're -> there
there -> their
you're -> your
your -> you're
mine -> mein
User avatar #482 - kimjongnam (07/12/2014) [-]
my big tittied mommy = the only person sending you PMs
Tumblr = Tumor
Brazil = The Weeping Latinos
Germany = We don't need Hitler to win football
OP = Santa Claus
Christians = Atheists
Atheists = Christians
North Korea = Paradise
#499 to #482 - guano (07/12/2014) [-]
Christians = Atheists
Atheists = Christians
User avatar #22 - mazlum (07/12/2014) [-]
change "pony" to "My anus"
#40 to #22 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
"I'm a brony I watch My Little My anus"
#470 - narutolas ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh, oh! Change Faggot (and all variations of the word; fag, fagit, faget) to "that being said, can i please suck you're cock?"

I would love to see people unknowingly end arguments with that
#472 to #470 - narutolas ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
ugh, you're*
#473 to #472 - narutolas ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
wha-..
#476 to #470 - narutolas ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
No no i got a better one! change it to the navy seal copypasta
No no i got a better one! change it to the navy seal copypasta
User avatar #477 to #470 - PolarFroster (07/12/2014) [-]
This, but properly spelled.
#478 to #477 - narutolas ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
lol try correcting me, go on, type it out
User avatar #480 to #478 - PolarFroster (07/12/2014) [-]
"that being said, can I please suck you're cock?" - narutolas
#483 to #480 - narutolas ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
its a word filter, nobody can ever again say the word
y.
o.
u.
r.
User avatar #485 to #483 - PolarFroster (07/12/2014) [-]
Yοur?
#487 to #485 - narutolas ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
your
User avatar #488 to #487 - PolarFroster (07/12/2014) [-]
Is it just me or does it not even look like a word?
#495 to #488 - Orc (07/12/2014) [-]
I did the same thing earlier when I was playing with them. I couldn't tell
User avatar #498 to #495 - PolarFroster (07/12/2014) [-]
God damn English, why are you so ****** ?
User avatar #481 to #480 - PolarFroster (07/12/2014) [-]
Clever, I was not aware of that...
User avatar #255 - planedisaster (07/12/2014) [-]
America = MURICA
#275 to #255 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
It would be work more the other way around
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