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User avatar #8 - huffe (10/22/2013) [-]
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
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User avatar #126 to #8 - greenstrongworld (10/22/2013) [-]
What's the warmest thing left in a dead baby's body?
User avatar #131 to #126 - greenstrongworld (10/22/2013) [-]
My cock.
#149 to #8 - bumbumbumbumbumbum (10/22/2013) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.
User avatar #128 to #8 - greenstrongworld (10/22/2013) [-]
Obligatory: How do you fit a dead baby in a cup?
User avatar #132 to #128 - greenstrongworld (10/22/2013) [-]
Blender
#123 to #8 - announcement (10/22/2013) [-]
How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?   
 It depends on how hard you can throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?
It depends on how hard you can throw them.
User avatar #145 to #123 - ekkeerr (10/22/2013) [-]
It depends on how hard you throw.
User avatar #19 to #8 - thebeerdude (10/22/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
User avatar #20 to #19 - thebeerdude (10/22/2013) [-]
You don't **** a sandwich before eating it.

Damn this joke seems is retarded now i'm writing it down
#130 to #8 - beathy (10/22/2013) [-]
Whats worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?   
 One baby nailed to ten trees    
What was the baby doing in the freezer?   
 Just chillin'    
What was the baby doing in the blender?   
 About 100 kilometers per hour
Whats worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees
What was the baby doing in the freezer?
Just chillin'
What was the baby doing in the blender?
About 100 kilometers per hour
#37 to #8 - funnyyjunkerr (10/22/2013) [-]
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of rocks?
you cant pick up the rocks with a pitchfork
#35 to #8 - himyouknowwho (10/22/2013) [-]
keep them coming
keep them coming
#36 to #8 - Rascal (10/22/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a baby cemetery and my closet?

the dirt
User avatar #59 to #8 - stormtrooperbob (10/22/2013) [-]
A woman is giving birth at the hospital and the baby is finally crowning.

"Push! Push!", said the doctor.

After much pushing the baby finally comes out.

The doctor looks at the baby.

Then he starts beating it in the face.

Then he passes the baby to the nurse. The nurse starts kicking the baby like a ball.

During this the mother is freaking out.

"What the hell is going on!?", she screams.

After slam dunking the baby into the floor the doctor looks up at the woman and says, "April Fools it was already dead!"
User avatar #77 to #59 - mitchr (10/22/2013) [-]
That... that is horrible.
I hate myself for laughing. Why can't I stop?
User avatar #148 to #59 - guenane (10/22/2013) [-]
heheheheh... i am a horrible person for laughting so much at this...
#9 to #8 - chaotickaas (10/22/2013) [-]
you take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline
User avatar #10 to #9 - huffe (10/22/2013) [-]
how do you make a dead baby float?
#11 to #10 - chaotickaas (10/22/2013) [-]
you take your foot off it's head
User avatar #12 to #11 - huffe (10/22/2013) [-]
or:
two sccops of dead baby, then fill the rest with root beer
#13 to #12 - chaotickaas (10/22/2013) [-]
what has 4 legs and one arm?
User avatar #14 to #13 - huffe (10/22/2013) [-]
what?
#15 to #14 - chaotickaas (10/22/2013) [-]
a dobermann in a children's playground!
User avatar #18 to #16 - biscuitsunited (10/22/2013) [-]
Whats the best thing about dead baby jokes?
User avatar #22 to #18 - zezenzerg (10/22/2013) [-]
they never get old.
User avatar #57 to #22 - repostal (10/22/2013) [-]
What do you get when you crush a baby's skull with your bare hands?

An erection
User avatar #93 to #22 - mrrkilla (10/22/2013) [-]
Whats the best thing about 25-year-olds?
User avatar #94 to #93 - mrrkilla (10/22/2013) [-]
Theres 20 of them
User avatar #158 to #94 - incognitoad (10/22/2013) [-]
Whats the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?


You can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork.

****** my other comment sorry =(
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User avatar #33 to #22 - everheat (10/22/2013) [-]
Oh god yes.
User avatar #25 to #22 - biscuitsunited (10/22/2013) [-]
This guy
User avatar #56 to #9 - lawerancearm (10/22/2013) [-]
What's the difference between bananas and strawberries and a dead baby?
#58 to #56 - chaotickaas (10/22/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #61 to #58 - lawerancearm (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't like bananas and strawberries in my smoothies.
User avatar #27 to #9 - explore (10/22/2013) [-]
What's red, pink and sits in the corner?
#28 to #27 - chaotickaas (10/22/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #29 to #28 - explore (10/22/2013) [-]
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
#30 to #29 - chaotickaas (10/22/2013) [-]
what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
User avatar #31 to #30 - explore (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't photograph Ferraris?
#32 to #31 - chaotickaas (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't have a ferrari in my garage
User avatar #38 to #32 - explore (10/22/2013) [-]
What's red, pink, green and sits in the corner?
#45 to #38 - chaotickaas (10/22/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #46 to #45 - explore (10/22/2013) [-]
The same baby, 4 months later.
#98 to #32 - goodpsize (10/22/2013) [-]
and if I had, i wouldn't cum on it
User avatar #122 to #9 - commontroll (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't.
#1 - lordfluffs (10/22/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #7 - likelike (10/22/2013) [-]
Dark humour isn't my cup of liquidised baby.
#5 - tostito (10/22/2013) [-]
dark humor
User avatar #97 - Medication (10/22/2013) [-]
Whats 12 inches long and makes women cry all night?


A stillborn
User avatar #173 to #97 - toastandbananas (10/22/2013) [-]
that did not go as expected
#26 - gaffateip (10/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#96 - jimthesquirrelking (10/22/2013) [-]
What happens when you watch a baby being blended for 10 minutes? I don't know, after 6 minutes I'm done masturbating and have lost interest
What happens when you watch a baby being blended for 10 minutes? I don't know, after 6 minutes I'm done masturbating and have lost interest
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#24 - doddythechef (10/22/2013) [-]
damn it
damn it
#41 to #24 - SILENCEnight (10/22/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #804022 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** I know the show this is from, it was hilarious.
User avatar #81 to #41 - jondajp (10/22/2013) [-]
Yep, Three Kingdoms 2010, I loved this part...
User avatar #163 - zimmerknaben (10/22/2013) [-]
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you would never forget.
User avatar #167 to #166 - zimmerknaben (10/22/2013) [-]
I NEED THUMBS *****
User avatar #168 to #167 - halloweenwillcome (10/22/2013) [-]
Here, Have a thumb.
User avatar #169 to #168 - zimmerknaben (10/22/2013) [-]
Preferably the green ones.
#170 to #169 - halloweenwillcome (10/22/2013) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolled a random image posted in comment #6319401 at Justin Bieber Fan Board **Delievered
#111 - lotlizard (10/22/2013) [-]
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet-first?
So it can see the look on your face as you're cumming
User avatar #17 - badgertom (10/22/2013) [-]
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? urkkk yackkk it's hard to type a gagging sound
#39 - iheartdip (10/22/2013) [-]
mfw I get it
mfw I get it
#151 - hypocritical ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
what's the hardest part about a burning orphanage?

my penis
#116 - paarskwadraat (10/22/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?   
   
 I've never had sex in a Ferrari
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I've never had sex in a Ferrari
User avatar #135 to #116 - shadownigga (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
#85 - themodyourgod (10/22/2013) [-]
A few of my favorites

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?
My dick
User avatar #103 to #85 - ingabenwetrust (10/22/2013) [-]
Why do you put babies in blenders feet first?
So they can finish sucking you off
#60 - johngun (10/22/2013) [-]
an then i nearly died of laughter
an then i nearly died of laughter
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