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User avatar #3 - ohhh ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
I love dreaming about going through a day in school, just to wake up to go to school.
User avatar #7 - douevensax (03/18/2014) [-]
That happens to me so often. For 2 weeks I wondered if there were actually hot pockets, because I remember seeing them but never eating them.

I finally shouted at my sibling "DO WE HAVE HOT POCKETS?!"

She said "yes" but I didn't believe that lying whorgin. I dunno what it's supposed to mean
"In the freezer downstairs."
I ran down there, pulled away some old food, saw two boxes, and realized my dreams literally came true. I smothered the boxes over me and then enjoyed a couple delicious Chicken Bacon Hot Pockets.
User avatar #31 to #7 - logicstrike (03/19/2014) [-]
and than you woke up
User avatar #32 to #31 - douevensax (03/19/2014) [-]
Don't say that. I don't wanna wake up from my hot pocket dream.
User avatar #33 to #32 - logicstrike (03/19/2014) [-]
the real question is when are you going to wake up from FunnyJunk? I mean you are aware this is all a dream even right now.
User avatar #35 to #33 - douevensax (03/19/2014) [-]
I hope I never wakeup. If I do, I hope to live in a world where I can pee in women's butts everywhere.
#37 to #7 - sunick (03/19/2014) [-]
i wish everything in life would be as simple
User avatar #11 to #7 - SaucyBoy (03/18/2014) [-]
This sounds like an ad for hot pockets
User avatar #12 to #11 - douevensax (03/18/2014) [-]
"Haaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwttttttttttt Paaaaahhhhcccccccccccccckkkkkkeeeeettsssssss"-Jim Gaffigan.

I got a 12-pack recently of cheese and ham. You start to get sick of them halfway through the box. My toungue is burnt permanently.
User avatar #20 to #12 - Kadzait (03/19/2014) [-]
speak for yourself you ******* ADD piece of ****
Ham and Cheese is the perfect flavor and one can never get tired of it
please dont hurt me, tis merely a joke sir
#19 - icametocomment (03/19/2014) [-]
Have you ever had a dream that was super cool and yet so weird or nonsensical you couldn't share it?
User avatar #28 to #19 - icametocomment (03/19/2014) [-]
Well, since we appear to be sharing dreams, I might as well pick out one of my less-weird ones. I have a dream journal on my iPod with like fifty different ones, and those are just the ones I actually WANTED to remember.

So I'm my Skyrim main in this, and I'm raiding a dungeon along with my custom Argonian companion. From what I wrote in my dream journal, there were two dark elves present as well, one starved and chain, the other a vampire about to kill him. If we kill the vampire, it initiates the "good" ending, though I can't remember what it was. Killing the chained one initiates the "bad" ending. There's also a deinonychus in a cage nearby for whatever reason. Finishing the quest gets you an amulet that contains a hallucinogenic/magic gas. Breathing it in moves you forward eras in time, apparently. So my main and her companion try it, and the dungeon becomes this ruined jungle temple. They go outside and climb a huge tree to see that the entirety of Skyrim is now one enormous tropical jungle.

And apparently, when the Argonian woke up, he had sleepwalked into the corner of the dungeon.

So that's my weird dream.
User avatar #21 to #19 - ilovebloodytits (03/19/2014) [-]
I often dream of being stuck and/or crawling for the light from what seems to be an underground sewage tunnel, following a little blue bird that leads me to an opening that i cannot fit through.
User avatar #27 to #19 - ryderjbudde (03/19/2014) [-]
I once had a dream where my dad woke me up in the morning telling me he had a surprise for me. He took me to the kitchen window where he showed me the new backhoe he got for me in the back yard. I then woke up and got really disappointed that it was just a dream and then for the rest of my life I couldn't figure out why it was so exciting that I got a backhoe. Especially because I was like nine at the time and I didn't give a **** about construction vehicles or anything like that.

I also remember the first nightmare I ever had. I woke up and crawled out of my crib, and then crawled into the living room where I found a purple toy pickup truck that had belonged to my older brother in real life. But, as I approached it, I realized in horror that the bed was filled with pickle juice and crinkle cut pickles. This really freaked me out, and I don't know why. I had to be around two at the time.
User avatar #29 to #19 - TakeUHstab (03/19/2014) [-]
Ever been in a dream where you know you're dreaming and you try and move your body around to simulate sleep walking and picture yourself moving around the house just to mess with your family and have the excuse you were sleep walking?

Or the scariest **** that happens when you fall asleep but you're still conscious yet you feel as if you can't breathe so you try and move yet you can't move because you are asleep?
User avatar #22 to #19 - cheesezhenshi (03/19/2014) [-]
I had a dream I was flying back and forth between Pluto and school so that I could gather paper balls and tape them to Pluto to make it a planet again.
User avatar #24 to #19 - darksideofthebeast (03/19/2014) [-]
I had a lucid dream I visited Heaven for 7 days.
Although not really weird, it was super cool. I also talked to my sub conscious.

Forgot everything I said, only in that part.
User avatar #36 to #19 - iamaniceperson (03/19/2014) [-]
I've had a dream where I became a Charmander. It felt so ******* real, I was so confused at first and then realized how cool it was. Trainers we're dicks tho.
User avatar #38 to #36 - icametocomment (03/19/2014) [-]
Kind of glad I'm not the only one who wants to be a Pokemon for a day or two
User avatar #39 to #38 - iamaniceperson (03/19/2014) [-]
Ever since I played Pokemon Red, it has become my "dream I'll never achieve, but pray at night that it will happen one day"
User avatar #42 - sorcha (03/19/2014) [-]
I get that all the time
User avatar #41 - brandinifettucine (03/19/2014) [-]
**brandinifettucine rolled user revengeforfreeze ** explain your dream
#40 - ballerfifteen (03/19/2014) [-]
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**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at i love happy endings ** mfw
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User avatar #26 - Mortuus (03/19/2014) [-]
That's three posts I've seen relating to dreams.

Conspiracy? I think so.
User avatar #25 - darksideofthebeast (03/19/2014) [-]
That usually doesn't happen because I have dreams of flying and meeting strange beings.

Sleep paralysis are the only ones I confuse with reality.

Learn to lucid dream, you'll have better more vivid dreams... And you can do crazy **** .
#23 - domefige (03/19/2014) [-]
Does anyone have the issue where you dream something and like weeks or months later it actually happens exactly how you dreamed? Like even your thoughts and everything happening around you is the same as the dream.
User avatar #34 to #23 - underthefilth ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
I claim Deja'vu when it happens to me
#43 to #34 - domefige (03/19/2014) [-]
same here
User avatar #18 - Lambda (03/18/2014) [-]
I get that all the time... sometimes it really becomes a problem when I can't tell if I actually did something or just did it in a dream.
I write things down to mitigate this. Of course, I write things in the dream, too, but while my memories carry between the worlds, my notebooks cannot. Therefore, I can be reasonably certain at any time, regardless of which world I am currently in, that what is written in my notebook is truth.
#17 - jboienggh (03/18/2014) [-]
I fall asleep whilst watching series a lot and when the next episode airs, I feel like I've seen it before in my dreams. I'm probably just crazy though.   
Pic related: Most likely reason.
I fall asleep whilst watching series a lot and when the next episode airs, I feel like I've seen it before in my dreams. I'm probably just crazy though.

Pic related: Most likely reason.
#15 - papaspipi ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
**papaspipi rolled a random image posted in comment #50185 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online **

What I usually dream about
#16 to #15 - dehnoobshow (03/18/2014) [-]
In your dreams, you wonder about how you're gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind. And the answer? Use a gun.
And if that don't work, Use more gun.
#44 to #16 - moralshifter (03/19/2014) [-]
That's a nice sentry you have there.
Would be a shame if it suddenly got...
#45 to #44 - dehnoobshow (03/19/2014) [-]
Unless you got Cloak and Dagger, You aren't gonna do much to me.
Unless you got Cloak and Dagger, You aren't gonna do much to me.
User avatar #14 - lorkhan (03/18/2014) [-]
FYI its called Déjà vu.
User avatar #13 - guiguito ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Most **** that happens in my dreams happens in real life, and that's some scary **** lemme tell you hwat
User avatar #10 - gomugomuno (03/18/2014) [-]
fun fact: when you remember doing something stupid you are actually remembering the last time you remembered the stupid thing.
#9 - Rascal (03/18/2014) [-]
This one time I dreamed that I ****** my cousin. Now I can't stop thinking about ******* her whenever I'm around her.
User avatar #8 - nikolaier (03/18/2014) [-]
i dont, because i never remember my dreams
User avatar #5 - driverist (03/18/2014) [-]
AKA the first time I had sex (a lot of alcohol was involved)
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