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#1 - vaktus (06/18/2014) [-]
That's like your boss offering you a raise and you say "Nah, I got enough dough."
That's like your boss offering you a raise and you say "Nah, I got enough dough."

User avatar #2 to #1 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
more like saying "no faggot im richer than you"
I was a 3/10 at best in middle school
User avatar #3 to #2 - vaktus (06/18/2014) [-]
3/10? Doubt it, unless theres an anus where you nose should be.
#4 to #3 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
7th grade picture of me. not too flattering.
User avatar #5 to #4 - vaktus (06/18/2014) [-]
Don't know why you think you're ugly. You look like a 6.5-7. No homo
User avatar #6 to #5 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Contributing factors as to why i rate myself lower than you would think.
Year and a half younger than everyone in my grade. Two friends in entire school. Only thing i ever talked about was runescape.
I remembered another facepalm story that happened to me in 8th grade just from looking at the yearbook, but im about to go out and eat. I promise even worse facepalms when i get back.
User avatar #7 to #6 - vaktus (06/18/2014) [-]
Runescape is the **** .
User avatar #8 to #7 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
>7th grade
>math class. i have terrible adhd and i wouldnt realize a girl liked me if she straight up told me
>6/10 who later became a 9/10 in high school starts talking to me and dropping subtle hints
>"blue isn't your color you should wear green" or stupid stuff like that
>during a quiz after she is done she smiles at me and kicks my legs
>i dont know what footsie is
>i politely tell her to stop
>she does it again
>i tell her to stop
>she does it again thinking im playing
>yell "STOP KICKING MY LEGS"
she hasnt talked to me since
User avatar #9 to #8 - vaktus (06/19/2014) [-]
You know, I think you have REALLY low self-esteem. I find it hard to believe you're ugly since girls were flirting with you and playing footsies. Don't beat yourself up, you're a lot more good-looking than you think you are. We all have moments where we **** up and do embaressing **** .

for instance...

>be me
>12 years old
>have frog race with friends
>track made of sticks, rocks, and paper
>cool as ****
>get frogs and toads from around the ground
>catch toad
>name rocky road
>bet 20$ my toad wins
>race starts
>rocky is going off the track
>rage intensifies
>grab toad and bite off his legs
>proceed to stomp on other toads and frogs
>don't give up 20$
#10 to #9 - dansanz (06/19/2014) [-]
I got you, bruh   
   
>be me   
>in high school, junior year   
>liked a girl so much I would have done anything   
>anything   
>I told her I liked her on Tumblr   
>She responds with nothing but memes    
   
Next week   
>At lunch with friends   
>She was always the shy one   
>Suddenly explodes in the middle of her conversation   
>Calling me out for 'confessing love over the internet'   
>No one notices   
>We eventually just completely ignore each other, I'm blocked on facebook   
   
Sophomore year of college   
>She sends me a friend request   
>accept without thinking   
>dafuq.jpg   
   
Now she's my friend and I don't know why, and I don't know what it is she did it for. She doesn't even talk to me, and I don't post often.    
   
>mfw
I got you, bruh

>be me
>in high school, junior year
>liked a girl so much I would have done anything
>anything
>I told her I liked her on Tumblr
>She responds with nothing but memes

Next week
>At lunch with friends
>She was always the shy one
>Suddenly explodes in the middle of her conversation
>Calling me out for 'confessing love over the internet'
>No one notices
>We eventually just completely ignore each other, I'm blocked on facebook

Sophomore year of college
>She sends me a friend request
>accept without thinking
>dafuq.jpg

Now she's my friend and I don't know why, and I don't know what it is she did it for. She doesn't even talk to me, and I don't post often.

>mfw
#11 to #10 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
>senior year   
>better looking but still awkward as 			****		   
>acquire prom date, friends ex   
>7/10 with a lot of makeup   
>my parents meet her and my dad was like "not bad"   
>also friends ex   
>didnt have a prom date because my friend ignores her   
>went to prom with me because nobody else wanted to go with her   
>everything goes wrong with planning too   
>we get stuck alone together on prom   
>i dont know her that much at all   
>go to olive garden   
>awkwardness, from her end too   
>get to prom after awkward dinner date   
>hold her hand   
>doesnt seem to be going that badly   
>see dancefloor   
>"oh 			****		 people dance at prom????"   
>this is a 			*******		 rave with nobody rolling   
>random fat girls grind on my every once in a while   
>she just looks pissed   
at this point it just gets worse   
>i am clumsy   
>i keep stepping on her dress   
>she looks less interested in my by the minute   
>meet mutual friend and her boyfriend   
>he's a really chill dude, while mutual friend is a cunt that backstabs people (including him, she 			******		 18 guys in the three months they were together)   
>befriend her boyfriend   
>we go to dance some more   
>slow dance, but she doesnt seem interested   
>i am about to make a terrible mistake   
>go in for the kiss   
>she 			*******		 leans away   
>i am about to make an even bigger mistake   
>i go in for the kiss again   
>nope.jpg   
>20 minutes later after talking to mutual friend mutual friend tells me that my date was sick   
>yeahright.jpg   
>mutual friend leaves after telling her boyfriend something   
>bro tier boyfriend tells all   
>she was getting a ride home with some other guy and i should dip   
>tell a couple of my friend   
>get her 			****		 out of my car   
>go to my friends house and blaze with him and some girls   
my face when i think about the second kiss
>senior year
>better looking but still awkward as ****
>acquire prom date, friends ex
>7/10 with a lot of makeup
>my parents meet her and my dad was like "not bad"
>also friends ex
>didnt have a prom date because my friend ignores her
>went to prom with me because nobody else wanted to go with her
>everything goes wrong with planning too
>we get stuck alone together on prom
>i dont know her that much at all
>go to olive garden
>awkwardness, from her end too
>get to prom after awkward dinner date
>hold her hand
>doesnt seem to be going that badly
>see dancefloor
>"oh **** people dance at prom????"
>this is a ******* rave with nobody rolling
>random fat girls grind on my every once in a while
>she just looks pissed
at this point it just gets worse
>i am clumsy
>i keep stepping on her dress
>she looks less interested in my by the minute
>meet mutual friend and her boyfriend
>he's a really chill dude, while mutual friend is a cunt that backstabs people (including him, she ****** 18 guys in the three months they were together)
>befriend her boyfriend
>we go to dance some more
>slow dance, but she doesnt seem interested
>i am about to make a terrible mistake
>go in for the kiss
>she ******* leans away
>i am about to make an even bigger mistake
>i go in for the kiss again
>nope.jpg
>20 minutes later after talking to mutual friend mutual friend tells me that my date was sick
>yeahright.jpg
>mutual friend leaves after telling her boyfriend something
>bro tier boyfriend tells all
>she was getting a ride home with some other guy and i should dip
>tell a couple of my friend
>get her **** out of my car
>go to my friends house and blaze with him and some girls
my face when i think about the second kiss
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