murica. . I feel effendi-: 1 by American stereotypes. but then I remember that we had a i' ktrk' ' Ram' f' g,, panic when they stepped making Twinkies.. I didn't realize a few land whales throwing a fit was a "nation wide panic". murica I feel effendi-: 1 by American stereotypes but then remember that we had a i' ktrk' ' Ram' f' g panic when they stepped making Twinkies didn't realize few land whales throwing fit was "nation wide panic"
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#2 - Hightower
Reply +215
(05/13/2014) [-]
I didn't realize a few land whales throwing a fit was a "nation wide panic".
#4 to #2 - donated
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Well lets be honest, They were pretty close to a massive earthquake if they didnt start making twinkies again.
#5 to #4 - Hightower
Reply +5
(05/13/2014) [-]
No, almost no one cared. The media made a big deal out of a few fatties panicking when the Hostess company went bankrupt.
#30 to #2 - anon
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(05/14/2014) [-]
They were as wide as a nation
#76 to #2 - rdobet
Reply 0
(05/14/2014) [-]
I think I was the only one who even knew about it in my friends group.
My response was moderate sadness for about as long as it took me to press the right arrow key.
#80 to #2 - kallesmange
Reply +3
(05/14/2014) [-]
pfhhh

>landwhales
>few
>america

see the problem? landwhales dont exist they are fictional
#26 to #2 - pootismang
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Based on mass alone, it was a couple nations panicking.
#6 to #2 - selfdenyingbeggar
Reply +17
(05/13/2014) [-]
people marched
#65 to #6 - garin
Reply +9
(05/14/2014) [-]
Shuffled*
#83 to #65 - techjoker
Reply +3
(05/14/2014) [-]
Rolled*
#8 - becefalus
Reply +119
(05/13/2014) [-]
A couple of FB rants on how twinkies are disappearing = a nation wide panic???
A couple of FB rants on how twinkies are disappearing = a nation wide panic???
#12 to #8 - kjftiger
Reply 0
(05/13/2014) [-]
My neighbor went to the store and bought all of the boxes...
#15 to #12 - Zaxplab
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(05/13/2014) [-]
your neighbor = nationwide panic
#17 to #15 - kjftiger
Reply 0
(05/13/2014) [-]
Did not say it was, just gave an example of how some people freaked out
#28 to #17 - hodon
Reply 0
(05/14/2014) [-]
tbh thats just good forethought.... a box of twinkies sold for fortunes for a while.
#21 to #17 - kinginyellow
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Not a freakout, that's some damn good preparation.
#32 - benderisgreat
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(05/14/2014) [-]
#53 to #32 - profkitty
Reply +7
(05/14/2014) [-]
That's fake, the aisles were empty.
#62 - capslockrage
Reply +34
(05/14/2014) [-]
"nationwide panic"

it was more like
"Oh hey fred, did you hear they stopped making twinkies?
Oh that sucks, I kinda liked twinkies."
#10 - zhadowklaw ONLINE
Reply -12
(05/13/2014) [-]
too bad that actor overdosed
#13 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(05/13/2014) [-]
Crawl out under that rock then drop it on your neck.
#18 to #10 - I Am Monkey
Reply 0
(05/13/2014) [-]
Did he died?
#11 to #10 - nyxeos
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Woody Harrelson (the actor pictured) is alive. You might be thinking of Philip Seymour Hoffman, who recently died of an overdose.
#42 to #11 - anon
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(05/14/2014) [-]
ya know, i hate to sound like a conspiracy nut. but why do so many actors die of an over dose? I can name three of the top of my head. Heath leager, Steve Foley, Michael Jackson. that's pretty damn impressive for someone who doesn't give a damn about hollywood. Hell, Kurt Cobain attemped suicide with pills before blowing his brains out.

god, i hope i am not turning into a tin foil hat guy.
#84 to #42 - aqwtg
Reply 0
(05/14/2014) [-]
no ..........kurt cobain had an overdose of shotgun
#68 to #42 - nyxeos
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(05/14/2014) [-]
To add on to theplogyr, their wealth also means they can afford the best health care, which means they're less likely to die of disease. It also means they're less likely to be living in poor neighbours, that because of their poverty become dangerous, and so they're less likely to be killed in a random shooting, for instance. Drugs are highly prevalent in celebrity circles, and therefore it has a greater chance of killing them. It's not conspiracy, just a matter of availability.
#61 to #42 - theplogyr
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Because the stress of popularity combined with the money you get makes you prone to using drugs and using drugs is the main cause of overdose?

This is not conspiracy, this is basic logic, ****, I'd hate to see you think.
#57 to #42 - anon
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(05/14/2014) [-]
27 club

#45 - doublefatjack
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(05/14/2014) [-]
As an American I love to hear other people's stereo types of us, I really like to hear people try to do american accents. I that **** just kills me
#48 to #45 - roflnaut
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Never noticed that we Americans had such a nasal accent.
I guess it changes from region to region, but most people seem to be trying an eastern/southern accent.
#63 to #45 - implicationsofcrap
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I also hate American stereo types! They have such poor quality.
#52 - freedombirdman
Reply +11
(05/14/2014) [-]
I do not care much for twinkies, however I am required to be here by virtue of my title.
#36 - learmy
Reply -18
(05/14/2014) [-]
America, a big, fat and stupid nation.
#43 to #36 - flamingbananas ONLINE
Reply -3
(05/14/2014) [-]
That only applies to 90 percent of the population of America, or 99.99999 percent of the mcdonalds
#54 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(05/14/2014) [-]
and yet you still live here. lol
#90 to #36 - fluffypunch
Reply 0
(05/14/2014) [-]
No, that's where my little pony started!
#73 to #36 - dross
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I liked it better when people actually tried.
#51 to #36 - mrmcput
Reply +11
(05/14/2014) [-]
Come say that to our faces. We'd be more than happy to sit on you.
#49 - shadowrated
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(05/14/2014) [-]
#31 - fyaq
Reply +6
(05/14/2014) [-]
nationwide panic = being acknowledged.