monkeys. . did you know? d tuintc rs: The Infinite Monkey Theorem, stating that monkeys with typewriters and enough time could produce the entire works of Shake
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d tuintc rs:
The Infinite Monkey Theorem, stating that
monkeys with typewriters and enough time
could produce the entire works of Shakespeare,
has been tried out in real life, They wrote five
pages of S, slammed the keyboard with a stone
and took a **** on it,
CXO
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User avatar #1 - aytoktonik (04/04/2014) [+] (16 replies)
So it's not tried on a large enough scale .
User avatar #5 to #4 - aytoktonik (04/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 - therealtjthemedic (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The fact they didn't use infinite monkeys or take infinite time probably means they were doomed to fail.
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User avatar #36 - jokerjack (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This was kinda the premise of twitch plays pokemon
#7 - whitelapras (04/04/2014) [-]
thats how i feel about Shakespeare too
thats how i feel about Shakespeare too
#33 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**kcwsooners rolled image**
So they wrote Twilight?
#70 - malinko ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
well, they weren't given enough ......time.
#17 - infinitereaper (04/04/2014) [+] (13 replies)
The thing about statistical possibilities is yes, technically almost everything is possible!

However, the chances of such specific events happening, is so infinitely low, (and so close to zero) with so many variables and unforeseen events, that, you could wait a trillion years and never have all of those things happen!

So these concepts are pretty stupid. Sure, infinite monkeys might be able to randomly produce the works of Shakespeare, but it would be no different than any other mathematical anomaly on astronomically impossible scales. Big woop. It's like saying given enough time random pixels might make a flower, it's just an odds game, one close to zero

TL;DR **** like this sounds smart, but it's still pretty retarded
#72 - gux (04/05/2014) [-]
And that folks is how Twilight came to be
#34 - dafogman (04/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
They aren't exactly known for their literary prowess.
They aren't exactly known for their literary prowess.
#132 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Little did we know they decided to continue the experiment in PewDiePie's comment section.
Little did we know they decided to continue the experiment in PewDiePie's comment section.
#86 - qballextraction (04/05/2014) [-]
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!
User avatar #44 - alligrace (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
So basically they wrote a justin bieber song?
#46 to #44 - jackknapp (04/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - dabronydude (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
in the year 3250 the 54th generation of monkeys have started to type perfect english,
they have already wrote several latin novels but still no shakespeare.
User avatar #73 - xmonke (04/05/2014) [-]
Obviously, they need more time.
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think that theory is proven everyday on funnyjunk.
#16 - burnboy (04/04/2014) [-]
Obviously the monkeys just weren't given enough time.
#150 - tanabata ONLINE (04/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Infinite Monkey Theorem
>Produced without infinite monkeys

There's your problem.
User avatar #64 - metalheadtildeath (04/05/2014) [-]
it is a theory about random chance.
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