monkeys. . did you know? d tuintc rs: The Infinite Monkey Theorem, stating that monkeys with typewriters and enough time could produce the entire works of Shake


did you know?
d tuintc rs:
The Infinite Monkey Theorem, stating that
monkeys with typewriters and enough time
could produce the entire works of Shakespeare,
has been tried out in real life, They wrote five
pages of S, slammed the keyboard with a stone
and took a **** on it,
d tuintc rs:
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User avatar #11 - therealtjthemedic (04/04/2014) [-]
The fact they didn't use infinite monkeys or take infinite time probably means they were doomed to fail.
User avatar #76 to #11 - twofreegerbils (04/05/2014) [-]
Infinite Chimpanzees would have worked better, anyways
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User avatar #6 to #3 - megpoidgumibear (04/04/2014) [-]
i should take a **** totally on this

inb4 dont dead open inside
User avatar #18 to #6 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
why didn't you read it left to right
User avatar #1 - aytoktonik (04/04/2014) [-]
So it's not tried on a large enough scale .
#4 to #1 - anon (04/04/2014) [-]
Yer an idiot
User avatar #5 to #4 - aytoktonik (04/04/2014) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#101 to #5 - yuukoku (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh, God. I haven't seen the pirate one in forever. This was so well done.
Oh, God. I haven't seen the pirate one in forever. This was so well done.
#133 to #5 - thismustbeseen (04/05/2014) [-]
my GF of 2 years broke up with me tonight, and I want you to know this made me laugh, something I thought I'd never do again. Kind of a stupid thing to think but that's the kind mindset I'm in right now.

Thank you sir. .. er. 'matey.
User avatar #96 to #5 - lordofthesea (04/05/2014) [-]
as a sailor, i can confirm this.
User avatar #147 to #5 - skrynox (04/05/2014) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
#164 to #5 - kristovsky (04/05/2014) [-]
that was 			*******		 glorious
that was ******* glorious
User avatar #160 to #5 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (04/05/2014) [-]
I bite my thumb, what didst thy just confoundedly sayeth concerning me, thou petite female hound? I shalt ensure that thou knowest I wast educated at the pinnacle of mine establishment within Our Majesties Noble Army, and assuredly, I hast been instumental in numerous secretive attacks on Napoleons Rabble, and assuredly I hast accumulated over fifteen score confirmed deaths. I wast taught in the strategy of Footmans warfare, besides which I am most definitely the most gifted rifleman in the entirety of His Majesties Riflemen. Thou art worth nought unto me, but verily art no more than another target. I shalt wipest thou and thy bloodline out using precision of which there hath never been before, nor after upon this Earth so wonderfully made, thou canst jot mine words. Dost thou think thee canst getteth away with these sayings of dirt unto mine ears upon the scrolls? Ponderest this once more, plebian. As this letter is scribed, I sendeth word unto mine spies and cutthroats, found across the known world, and thy location is being determined as of now, so preparest thyself for mine storm of vengance, thou offal mound. This mighty storm that shalt blot out thine pathetic soul from this earth. Thou art assuredly dead, sir. I canst appear at any place, at any time, possessing knowledge to slayest thou in over thirty and five score ways, only utilising mine empty hands. Not only this, I also possess the favour of the entirety of His Majesties Royal Army, and thy canst count on me using this up to its fullest extent, purely to wipest thy sullen backside off the surface of this landmass, thou intolerable goat. If only thou couldst have understood the unhallowed retribution thy “intelligent” remark wast to bring down upon thine head, thou mightest have held thy flapping tongue. But alas, thou couldst not, thou didst not, and now thou shalt pay the fee, thou thrice damned dunce. I shalt relieve my wrath upon thee and thou shalt perish in it. Thou art accursedly dead, beast.
#39 to #5 - anon (04/04/2014) [-]
but seriously, the whole chaos theory is retarded
#82 to #39 - skorchy (04/05/2014) [-]
Not particularly. Maybe the whole works of shakespeare being typed out is a bit far-fetched, but for instance we managed to beat Pokemon Red with 100k people typing commands. At the point it might as well have been monkeys.
User avatar #163 to #82 - aytoktonik (04/05/2014) [-]
>Implying that they were not monkeys
#92 to #39 - lamarisagoodname (04/05/2014) [-]
Here we see again a self-absorbed ignorant anon demanding that his opinion be accepted without providing proof or argument

next time be quiet when men are trying to talk. thanks.
#121 to #4 - anonymouscat (04/05/2014) [-]
More like a 			*******		 genius.
More like a ******* genius.
User avatar #36 - jokerjack ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
This was kinda the premise of twitch plays pokemon
User avatar #56 to #36 - jaggedherp (04/04/2014) [-]
And it worked.
#70 - malinko ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
well, they weren't given enough ......time.
#34 - dafogman (04/04/2014) [-]
They aren't exactly known for their literary prowess.
They aren't exactly known for their literary prowess.
#97 to #34 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
someone please make an abandon thread gif of the last few seconds
someone please make an abandon thread gif of the last few seconds
User avatar #60 to #34 - dubslao (04/05/2014) [-]
its so graceful
#86 - qballextraction (04/05/2014) [-]
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!
#7 - whitelapras (04/04/2014) [-]
thats how i feel about Shakespeare too
thats how i feel about Shakespeare too
#33 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
So they wrote Twilight?
#57 to #33 - germexi (04/04/2014) [-]
You get a thumb just for the MTG art.
You get a thumb just for the MTG art.
User avatar #81 to #33 - theincrediblemrk (04/05/2014) [-]
Craterhoof Behemoth can go die in a fire somewhere.
User avatar #10 - dabronydude (04/04/2014) [-]
in the year 3250 the 54th generation of monkeys have started to type perfect english,
they have already wrote several latin novels but still no shakespeare.
#28 to #10 - anon (04/04/2014) [-]
They don't learn, its just random typing eventually leads to complex patterns, Karl.
#132 - certifiedidiot (04/05/2014) [-]
Little did we know they decided to continue the experiment in PewDiePie's comment section.
Little did we know they decided to continue the experiment in PewDiePie's comment section.
User avatar #145 to #132 - thepersonbehindyou (04/05/2014) [-]
They even went as far as writing his script.
#72 - gux (04/05/2014) [-]
And that folks is how Twilight came to be
User avatar #73 - xmonke (04/05/2014) [-]
Obviously, they need more time.
#48 - anon (04/04/2014) [-]
I think that theory is proven everyday on funnyjunk.
User avatar #75 to #48 - givememoarpony (04/05/2014) [-]
more like 4chan, funnyjunk is relatively tame
#16 - burnboy ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Obviously the monkeys just weren't given enough time.
#150 - tanabata (04/05/2014) [-]
>Infinite Monkey Theorem
>Produced without infinite monkeys

There's your problem.
User avatar #165 to #150 - kalimah ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
unlimited monkey works could also work
User avatar #151 to #150 - letriggs (04/05/2014) [-]
>produced within a time limit

scientists need to learn to read apparently
#155 to #151 - Orc (04/05/2014) [-]
They smashed the keyboard with a stone and shat on the remains. There was nothing left to do.
#148 - ganjalf (04/05/2014) [-]
Sound like twitch plays pokemon to me
User avatar #64 - metalheadtildeath (04/05/2014) [-]
it is a theory about random chance.
#95 - atma (04/05/2014) [-]
Those monkeys were just true literature critics
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