mmmhhh thats a nice salad honey. is there sushi in it?. My husband won' t have sex wath m anymore... and served It in his salad for dinner. Husband's fw Hairy Cow Pie avec shrimp platter
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mmmhhh thats a nice salad honey

mmmhhh thats a nice salad honey. is there sushi in it?. My husband won' t have sex wath m anymore... and served It in his salad for dinner. Husband's fw

is there sushi in it?

My husband won' t have sex wath m
and served It in his salad for dinner
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#1 - fezzo (08/05/2014) [-]
Husband's fw
Husband's fw
User avatar #2 to #1 - danster (08/05/2014) [-]
That's everyone's fetish.
#7 - toiletgod (08/06/2014) [-]
10/10 would eat again
10/10 would eat again
#21 - alwaysreadthetags (08/06/2014) [-]
**alwaysreadthetags rolled image** < the last thing I masturbated to.
User avatar #22 to #21 - endodoobiesmoke (08/06/2014) [-]
everyones masterbated to spongebob at some point nothing to be ashamed of!
#6 - toiletgod (08/06/2014) [-]
when salad taste like fish
when salad taste like fish
#37 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
Do women really think that's salad dressing?
Do women really think that's salad dressing?
User avatar #38 to #37 - endodoobiesmoke (08/06/2014) [-]
no iys undressing with salad
#4 - becefalus (08/06/2014) [-]
#39 - playapplepie (08/06/2014) [-]
Husband's FW
User avatar #30 - holycrapimacupcake (08/06/2014) [-]
And this is a bad thing how?
#36 - bitofatit ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 - littlebangaa (08/06/2014) [-]
Kinda hot.
User avatar #35 to #34 - endodoobiesmoke (08/06/2014) [-]
no no no salad is best served cold just like revenge!
#32 - taterstrike (08/06/2014) [-]
*A hilarious joke about there being pickle slices in his salad*   
I'm to lazy to think of one.
*A hilarious joke about there being pickle slices in his salad*

I'm to lazy to think of one.
User avatar #40 to #32 - endodoobiesmoke (08/06/2014) [-]
i was thinking the fat guy strangler pickle joke on fg but cant b ***** d/l'ing it to gif it
#10 - usuckmeisucku (08/06/2014) [-]
But seriously though, do there come a time, when you're not attracted to your loved one anymore?
#20 to #10 - hueduebue (08/06/2014) [-]
That is if you get second thoughts. I honestly don't need sex alot from my gf and she is the same. Sex is a bonus but the relationship is so much more then that. And sex would always be interesting tbh.

If sex gets boring between you partner and yourself then either you think sex is always interesting all the time. Or whatever i plan full on spending life with my current partner. And one day get kids though we're okay with if it never happens. Either way its about your mentality on it and just what you want.

As the dudes above explain. Well it probably means you want sex and one person doesn't cut it. You can love said partner but sex with one person is not cut for you. Thats why its wise to know what you want.

If sex then get fwb's or whatever especially if your someone who knows sex will turn boring for yourself if its to a single person you have it with. If you desire to be with someone for the rest of your life get kids. Grow old together then find someone you wanna commit to that with. Seriously know your needs and wants and how it will effect life and relationships. And know what your committing to.
User avatar #19 to #10 - kalagas (08/06/2014) [-]
People always want more and/or want what they can't have. Next time you get a promotion, a real good job, a car, reach a level of fitness, learn a new skill, etc. take notice at how quickly you will become unsatisfied with whatever it is. It's in human nature to always want more and get bored of what we have. This unfortunately applies to everything, look at divorce rates and how many unhappy marriages there're. Very few people are genuinely content with what they have and who they're with. These are all good things though, being content leads to stagnation and no growth. There are people who believe that others cannot change, but that's simply false. Everyone's changing and growing or decaying at their own rate, and when you find someone who's where you're at and you become romantically involved with them, as you grow you can quite easily grow apart. All about finding the people who are similar to you, opposites attract but the like-minded last. Goes for lovers and friends.
#24 to #19 - hueduebue (08/06/2014) [-]
Everyone has the capacity to have a long lasting relationship.
Kinda sounds generalised to say that many like minded people last. I always felt that the more similiar you are the less interesting the difference in what you like-all that. Is this also goes with personality my gf is a bit more outgoing and likes socialising decently and she talks alot.
I'm more of a quiet person however i am completely fine with socialising and speaking when i want to.
I just prefer quietness. Me and my gf are both some places a bit similiar but also opposites. Though thoughts-stances on things we agree on mostly.

Also not all people may be like that and want more or whatever. For some just being in that committed relationship with someone you love is where your energy and happiness comes from.
And in on itself is what you want nothing more nothing less.
As i said its about desires-needs-wants. Me and my gf see sex as purely as a bonus if it happens. But no sex never makes any difference. And we understand each other. Both of us could never be happier then we are now. And thats how we want it.
So it seems a bit too generalising to say what you did. For some? yes probably true but theres also a thing called being aware of your own self. What you love-like-want-need. All that and some people dont need more. Some people are content with their life and current situation.
Also alot of people get divorced today because it isnt the same as back when our parents-grand parents were alive. Back then it was despite everything then stick together.
Now its oh we're in love now but we don't know each other that deeply and we havent told each other much of our true needs-wants-desires? nah lets marry
meeeeeh she/he doesnt do enough of that. We don't do enough sex. I feel trapped and maybe this was too much to commit to.
Sorry divorces today happen because people don't have the same values from back then. And people don't take time to be sure of that choice.
User avatar #41 to #24 - kalagas (08/06/2014) [-]
All I have to say to you really is; exceptions do not define trends. Come back here 10 years after if this post or website is still up, and then tell me about your relationship with your girlfriend. Chances are, you two will not be together.
#45 to #41 - hueduebue (08/06/2014) [-]
Also whats your experience on this.
#44 to #41 - hueduebue (08/06/2014) [-]
I also feel that alot of people who eventually say sex is boring should have known they commit to someone. If you really can't stand sex with someone you love for the time you spend life together. Then why did you decide to have a relationship? why not **** buddies or something. More sexual partners but no restraint on you relationship wise.

See thats a example of someone whom may love someone but the issue is in that their needs and desires even sex drive and thoughts. Aren't told and expressed and the relationship goes to hell due to that. A relationship will last if you work to fix problems. Understand your differences always being honest and not tailing out as soon as it gets hard.

As i said everyone has the capacity to have a long lasting relationship. Its just about who you are and and what you want. Once you know go from there. Alot of people are clueless today and many relationships fail due to the lack of communication and trust. Some are maybe not the best decisions to start with. Like those whom likes sex and wants to try it alot and likes it new alot of the time. Where having **** buddies or such would be better.

But it can be many things its not just a single thing. So yeah you have a point if you shave the generalisation off it. Some are like that and in my points some are also like that. You can never say 100% that everyone is like that. Everybody is different and thats how it is. And yes people change. and its up to yourself how you handle either your partners change or your own.

So are people at their own fault for their relationships failing? sure though sometimes external factors may be there. It takes work and dedication and knowing yourself and your partner and your partner being 100% transparent. Relationships aren't easy but if you work on it and do your best as things change. You can last for as long as you want.

My grand parents have been married since they were 18-19. And their from the 30-40's. Almost 70 years of marriage.
#43 to #41 - hueduebue (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh and generalisation defines trends? topkek. Generalisation doesn't work well because its inaccurate and its based on a few examples. Remember the single thing that is the human mind. We are all differently wired and our wires overtime change. And evolve.

What your saying is people are SELFISH and WANT more. A example being someone in a relationship. Or marriage and after 5-10 years they feel like its the wrong choice. And they feel like they aren't ''gaining'' anything from it. And the sole reason would be due to people wanting to gain something and if nothing is gained they'll gain something somewhere else.

But sorry generalisation doesn't equal truth. I'm not saying my point isn't either. But i try to explain the issue and why it happens so much like divorce and cheating. Also you can't say that in 10 years chance are i won't be with my gf.

You don't know me neither do you know her. Baseless assumption that you can't predict. Do not assume you can predict a relationship out from just a little text. Its just silly to do that.

Is it true that things can change in 10 years? yes. Does that mean its doomed? no. Can me and my girlfriend fix things as they happen? of course.

But again i get your point without the generalisation but you are far far too much assuming and saying its everyone thats like that. The real issue is in people keeping all the desires-needs-feelings-goals. Hidden from a partner. If you CAN'T let out those things to a partner.

Then no wonder you divorce. Plus many married couples today can't solve their issues and mistakes for the life of them. As soon as it gets tough many just say **** it and divorce. As i said the value of marriage isn't the same anymore.

Back then people were told you work for a relationship-marriage to work. Its not easy but if you are willing to set things aside and get some common ground or something. Things can still work.

I see your point. But its not everyone thats like that. Everyone is different. Yes?
User avatar #11 to #10 - NerdforChrist (08/06/2014) [-]
Ever heard of the 7 year itch?
User avatar #13 to #11 - endodoobiesmoke (08/06/2014) [-]
isnt that an std??
User avatar #14 to #13 - NerdforChrist (08/06/2014) [-]
Essentially when you get married, you start having sex with the one person over and over again. And a pattern showed up that quite a few couples only lasted 7 years before the sex began to get really boring. That my friend is the 7 year itch
User avatar #16 to #14 - endodoobiesmoke (08/06/2014) [-]
anyone thats watched cheaters know wtf the 7 year itch was i was being funny not stupid (y)
#27 to #16 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
ew, you actually watch that garbage?
User avatar #28 to #27 - endodoobiesmoke (08/06/2014) [-]
well its all thats on late at night on freeview n i dont sleep much n get fubar'd so i cant b assed to change the channel so yip
#12 to #11 - usuckmeisucku (08/06/2014) [-]
Nope, but I don't like the sound of it
#3 - nathanspartan (08/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - woodenalligator (08/06/2014) [-]
I think I'd actually like that salad.
#8 - commanderbunbun (08/06/2014) [-]
is it me, or do i see something wrong here?
User avatar #23 to #8 - endodoobiesmoke (08/06/2014) [-]
yes the cucumber has been peeled taking away the vital pussy juices
#33 - theawkwardbros (08/06/2014) [-]
**theawkwardbros rolled image**

<the last thing I masturbated to
#31 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** HFW
User avatar #25 - dissectedtesticle (08/06/2014) [-]
i'd **** her after that.
User avatar #26 to #25 - endodoobiesmoke (08/06/2014) [-]
i would rape any bitch that tried to feed my what my food ate
User avatar #29 to #26 - shaddz (08/06/2014) [-]
my too
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