mfw cooking for myself after moving out. .. Man, I'm not even judging. I left my parents house about 10 years ago and I still can't cook for . I mean I can, but I can't make that many different things. Bu mfw cooking for myself after moving out Man I'm not even judging I left my parents house about 10 years ago and still can't cook mean can but make that many different things Bu
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#2 - neonfang
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**neonfang rolled image**
#3 to #2 - gitanisme
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#4 - butwhynot
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Man, I'm not even judging. I left my parents house about 10 years ago and I still can't cook for ****. I mean I can, but I can't make that many different things. But most importantly I don't want to. From making dinner to eating to dishes this **** takes like 2 hours out of your day. It sucks. Also soup is awesome. I eat it at least 2-3 times a week.
#6 to #4 - imsoitchy
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Instant mashed potatoes are wonderful too (pour chunky soup over it for a full meal) and if you make too much you can freeze the leftovers and keep them for up to 3 months (or until they get freezer burn).
#14 to #4 - namdelliks
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(06/15/2014) [-]
I took culinary classes for this exact reason. Learning how to live for myself.

What did I learn?
**** that **** I'm eating ramen. I'm not doing no ******* dishes.
#18 to #4 - swagbot
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Man **** that - cooking is awesome.
#8 to #4 - brokentrucker ONLINE
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Protip: Lern2makebigmeals. Stuff like Hash, Beef Stew, **** like that. Those are all day leave it to cook meals, that you can package leftovers up, slap that **** in a bowl, and nuke it, and you're good. One long prep one day, for almost no prep for several days.

Plus, good hash over rice.....****** a.
#5 to #4 - rasorburn
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(06/15/2014) [-]
I eat soup and cereal for everything. Occasionally I will make an omelette. Soup is a ******* lifesaver
#7 to #5 - lifesavers
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(06/15/2014) [-]
No I'm not
#13 - namdelliks
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Just get married and someone else will cook for you.
Just get married and someone else will cook for you.
#21 to #13 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE
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(06/15/2014) [-]
did you just ? thats so sexist i cant even..
#24 to #21 - namdelliks
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(06/15/2014) [-]
It wasn't intended to be sexist as it was a chance for me to get to use a gif I don't get to use so often. + it's my favorite anime so there's even more incentive.
#26 to #24 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE
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(06/15/2014) [-]
its ok i was just being a cancer
#28 to #26 - namdelliks
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#38 to #13 - zameckis
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(06/15/2014) [-]
how it's feels being married?
#39 to #13 - chasboh
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Most likely your partner will hate cooking as much as you though
#22 to #13 - boblywop
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Just finished that serie. My god, I have never felt romantically depraved since I read "Kare First Love"
#25 to #22 - namdelliks
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(06/15/2014) [-]
I love SAO ^.^
I love SAO ^.^
#32 to #25 - omakehell ONLINE
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(06/15/2014) [-]
what's the full name of sao? i have a mighty need
#33 to #32 - namdelliks
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Sword Art Online. If/When you watch it I hope you enjoy the hell out of it like I did/
#34 to #33 - omakehell ONLINE
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(06/15/2014) [-]
gotcha, thumbs up for ya and thanks ^_^
#35 to #34 - namdelliks
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Have fun! and tell me how you like it when you finish.
Have fun! and tell me how you like it when you finish.
#16 - cursesnew
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(06/15/2014) [-]
It's honestly not hard to cook stuff. There are things that are pretty damn easy to make.

Meat and potato for example. It'd so easy to make.

Boil potatoes in water for about 40 minutes. Depends on how big they are. But they need to be super soft.

For the meat we just take any sort of meat that is in the stake formation. Spice it with spices you like. Pre heat the pan till you see smoke coming from the oil or until you feel that it's hot. Then just throw the meat on and switch sides every once in a while.

Watch some of Gordon Ramsay videos about home cooking on Youtube. He gives some really good advice.

I learned to make my own food quite some time ago and I had to learn it even more when I moved out of my parents house. I only buy fast food when I crave for unhealthy stuff which is once in a month or so.
#19 - brewhammer
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Hey man, I know what that's like, but here's a protip, don't be a mentally deficient, useless waste of cells. Cooking is pretty god damn easy for anyone with half a brain.

MFW awaiting red thumbs
#20 to #19 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/15/2014) [-]
That is true to an extent.

To be a great chef takes a lot of memory/skill/precision.

#23 to #20 - brewhammer
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Who said anything about being a great chef? I'm talking about normal everyday type cooking. It shouldn't be hard for anyone old enough to move out on their own to fry fries in a skillet. Med high heat, not too much oil, don't over load, flip when one side starts to get golden and crispy, finish off the other side, turn off stove, paper towel where needed, ******* done.
#27 to #23 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/15/2014) [-]
I know how to cook, m8.

I'm just saying, to be a great chef you need more than just common sense.

Which is like you said, medium heat light oil flip periodically.

But some people like to deep fry **** that they're just supposed to fry and thus a **** ton of oil goes everywhere.
#29 to #27 - brewhammer
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(06/15/2014) [-]
That's fine. I never said anything about being a great chef though, only how to cook. There's a big difference, and I'm sure you know that. You're trying to argue a point that I never even brought up, one that I agree with you even.
#30 to #29 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/15/2014) [-]
True. I'm just really tired from benadryl.
In fact, sleep time.
#36 to #19 - jaegarbombastic
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(06/15/2014) [-]
I think Lasagna is the funnest thing to cook.

It's pizza cake.

:3
#12 - gglai
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(06/15/2014) [-]
what the ****, who uses that much oil holy ****
#15 to #12 - anon
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(06/15/2014) [-]
How else are you gonna deep fry your chips?
#10 - lyiat ONLINE
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Eh, overraction, though I myself have gotten a bunch of small burns from cooking with oil. **** hurts.
#11 to #10 - talonwooten
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Maybe, just maybe... it's a joke.
#17 - Missdomayuset
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Ugh frying things are the worse when  you know there will be waves of hot oil splattering up. I tend to wear gloves, a coat and some times a bandana just to avoid getting burned.
Ugh frying things are the worse when you know there will be waves of hot oil splattering up. I tend to wear gloves, a coat and some times a bandana just to avoid getting burned.
#31 to #17 - namdelliks
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(06/15/2014) [-]
Someone else using SAO gifs.

I must be dreaming
#40 to #31 - Missdomayuset
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(06/16/2014) [-]
. . .
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#9 - demandsgayversion
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(06/15/2014) [-]
I still have a scar on my hand from pancakes.
#1 - endodoobiesmoke ONLINE
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(06/14/2014) [-]
your meant to use a pressure cooker to cook crack!
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