mfw cooking for myself after moving out. .. Man, I'm not even judging. I left my parents house about 10 years ago and I still can't cook for . I mean I can, but I can't make that many different things. Bu
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mfw cooking for myself after moving out

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Submitted: 06/14/2014
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#2 - neonfang (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #4 - butwhynot (06/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Man, I'm not even judging. I left my parents house about 10 years ago and I still can't cook for **** . I mean I can, but I can't make that many different things. But most importantly I don't want to. From making dinner to eating to dishes this **** takes like 2 hours out of your day. It sucks. Also soup is awesome. I eat it at least 2-3 times a week.
#13 - namdelliks (06/15/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Just get married and someone else will cook for you.
Just get married and someone else will cook for you.
#16 - cursesnew ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
It's honestly not hard to cook stuff. There are things that are pretty damn easy to make.

Meat and potato for example. It'd so easy to make.

Boil potatoes in water for about 40 minutes. Depends on how big they are. But they need to be super soft.

For the meat we just take any sort of meat that is in the stake formation. Spice it with spices you like. Pre heat the pan till you see smoke coming from the oil or until you feel that it's hot. Then just throw the meat on and switch sides every once in a while.

Watch some of Gordon Ramsay videos about home cooking on Youtube. He gives some really good advice.

I learned to make my own food quite some time ago and I had to learn it even more when I moved out of my parents house. I only buy fast food when I crave for unhealthy stuff which is once in a month or so.
#19 - brewhammer (06/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Hey man, I know what that's like, but here's a protip, don't be a mentally deficient, useless waste of cells. Cooking is pretty god damn easy for anyone with half a brain.

MFW awaiting red thumbs
User avatar #12 - gglai ONLINE (06/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what the **** , who uses that much oil holy ****
User avatar #10 - lyiat (06/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Eh, overraction, though I myself have gotten a bunch of small burns from cooking with oil. **** hurts.
User avatar #11 to #10 - talonwooten (06/15/2014) [-]
Maybe, just maybe... it's a joke.
#17 - Missdomayuset (06/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Ugh frying things are the worse when  you know there will be waves of hot oil splattering up. I tend to wear gloves, a coat and some times a bandana just to avoid getting burned.
Ugh frying things are the worse when you know there will be waves of hot oil splattering up. I tend to wear gloves, a coat and some times a bandana just to avoid getting burned.
#31 to #17 - namdelliks (06/15/2014) [-]
Someone else using SAO gifs.

I must be dreaming
User avatar #9 - demandsgayversion (06/15/2014) [-]
I still have a scar on my hand from pancakes.
User avatar #1 - endodoobiesmoke ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
your meant to use a pressure cooker to cook crack!
User avatar #37 - gayobliteratorhere (06/15/2014) [-]
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