mfw cooking for myself after moving out. .. Man, I'm not even judging. I left my parents house about 10 years ago and I still can't cook for . I mean I can, but I can't make that many different things. Bu
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User avatar #4 - butwhynot (06/15/2014) [-]
Man, I'm not even judging. I left my parents house about 10 years ago and I still can't cook for **** . I mean I can, but I can't make that many different things. But most importantly I don't want to. From making dinner to eating to dishes this **** takes like 2 hours out of your day. It sucks. Also soup is awesome. I eat it at least 2-3 times a week.
User avatar #6 to #4 - imsoitchy (06/15/2014) [-]
Instant mashed potatoes are wonderful too (pour chunky soup over it for a full meal) and if you make too much you can freeze the leftovers and keep them for up to 3 months (or until they get freezer burn).
User avatar #14 to #4 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I took culinary classes for this exact reason. Learning how to live for myself.

What did I learn?
**** that **** I'm eating ramen. I'm not doing no ******* dishes.
#18 to #4 - swagbot (06/15/2014) [-]
Man **** that - cooking is awesome.
User avatar #8 to #4 - brokentrucker (06/15/2014) [-]
Protip: Lern2makebigmeals. Stuff like Hash, Beef Stew, **** like that. Those are all day leave it to cook meals, that you can package leftovers up, slap that **** in a bowl, and nuke it, and you're good. One long prep one day, for almost no prep for several days.

Plus, good hash over rice..... ****** a.
User avatar #5 to #4 - rasorburn (06/15/2014) [-]
I eat soup and cereal for everything. Occasionally I will make an omelette. Soup is a ******* lifesaver
User avatar #7 to #5 - lifesavers ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
No I'm not
#2 - neonfang ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
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#13 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Just get married and someone else will cook for you.
Just get married and someone else will cook for you.
#21 to #13 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
did you just ? thats so sexist i cant even..
User avatar #24 to #21 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
It wasn't intended to be sexist as it was a chance for me to get to use a gif I don't get to use so often. + it's my favorite anime so there's even more incentive.
User avatar #26 to #24 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
its ok i was just being a cancer
User avatar #38 to #13 - zameckis (06/15/2014) [-]
how it's feels being married?
User avatar #39 to #13 - chasboh (06/15/2014) [-]
Most likely your partner will hate cooking as much as you though
User avatar #22 to #13 - boblywop (06/15/2014) [-]
Just finished that serie. My god, I have never felt romantically depraved since I read "Kare First Love"
#25 to #22 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I love SAO ^.^
I love SAO ^.^
User avatar #32 to #25 - omakehell ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
what's the full name of sao? i have a mighty need
#33 to #32 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Sword Art Online. If/When you watch it I hope you enjoy the hell out of it like I did/
User avatar #34 to #33 - omakehell ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
gotcha, thumbs up for ya and thanks ^_^
#35 to #34 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Have fun! and tell me how you like it when you finish.
Have fun! and tell me how you like it when you finish.
#16 - cursesnew (06/15/2014) [-]
It's honestly not hard to cook stuff. There are things that are pretty damn easy to make.

Meat and potato for example. It'd so easy to make.

Boil potatoes in water for about 40 minutes. Depends on how big they are. But they need to be super soft.

For the meat we just take any sort of meat that is in the stake formation. Spice it with spices you like. Pre heat the pan till you see smoke coming from the oil or until you feel that it's hot. Then just throw the meat on and switch sides every once in a while.

Watch some of Gordon Ramsay videos about home cooking on Youtube. He gives some really good advice.

I learned to make my own food quite some time ago and I had to learn it even more when I moved out of my parents house. I only buy fast food when I crave for unhealthy stuff which is once in a month or so.
User avatar #12 - gglai (06/15/2014) [-]
what the **** , who uses that much oil holy ****
#15 to #12 - Rascal (06/15/2014) [-]
How else are you gonna deep fry your chips?
#19 - brewhammer (06/15/2014) [-]
Hey man, I know what that's like, but here's a protip, don't be a mentally deficient, useless waste of cells. Cooking is pretty god damn easy for anyone with half a brain.

MFW awaiting red thumbs
User avatar #20 to #19 - darksideofthebeast (06/15/2014) [-]
That is true to an extent.

To be a great chef takes a lot of memory/skill/precision.

#23 to #20 - brewhammer (06/15/2014) [-]
Who said anything about being a great chef? I'm talking about normal everyday type cooking. It shouldn't be hard for anyone old enough to move out on their own to fry fries in a skillet. Med high heat, not too much oil, don't over load, flip when one side starts to get golden and crispy, finish off the other side, turn off stove, paper towel where needed, ******* done.
User avatar #27 to #23 - darksideofthebeast (06/15/2014) [-]
I know how to cook, m8.

I'm just saying, to be a great chef you need more than just common sense.

Which is like you said, medium heat light oil flip periodically.

But some people like to deep fry **** that they're just supposed to fry and thus a **** ton of oil goes everywhere.
#29 to #27 - brewhammer (06/15/2014) [-]
That's fine. I never said anything about being a great chef though, only how to cook. There's a big difference, and I'm sure you know that. You're trying to argue a point that I never even brought up, one that I agree with you even.
User avatar #30 to #29 - darksideofthebeast (06/15/2014) [-]
True. I'm just really tired from benadryl.
In fact, sleep time.
User avatar #36 to #19 - jaegarbombastic (06/15/2014) [-]
I think Lasagna is the funnest thing to cook.

It's pizza cake.

:3
User avatar #1 - endodoobiesmoke (06/14/2014) [-]
your meant to use a pressure cooker to cook crack!
User avatar #37 - gayobliteratorhere (06/15/2014) [-]
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#17 - Missdomayuset (06/15/2014) [-]
Ugh frying things are the worse when  you know there will be waves of hot oil splattering up. I tend to wear gloves, a coat and some times a bandana just to avoid getting burned.
Ugh frying things are the worse when you know there will be waves of hot oil splattering up. I tend to wear gloves, a coat and some times a bandana just to avoid getting burned.
#31 to #17 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Someone else using SAO gifs.

I must be dreaming
#40 to #31 - Missdomayuset (06/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - lyiat ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Eh, overraction, though I myself have gotten a bunch of small burns from cooking with oil. **** hurts.
User avatar #11 to #10 - talonwooten ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Maybe, just maybe... it's a joke.
User avatar #9 - demandsgayversion (06/15/2014) [-]
I still have a scar on my hand from pancakes.
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