message for sluts. i hate sluts -_-. You Mil look d' em dressing like. That's Zooey Deschanel.. you're kind of cheating. sluts
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User avatar #20 - mastersaturday (10/09/2013) [-]
That's Zooey Deschanel.. you're kind of cheating.
User avatar #214 to #20 - turian (10/09/2013) [-]
its katy perry!
User avatar #230 to #214 - kakisoep (10/09/2013) [-]
not really
#64 - decoyoctopus (10/09/2013) [-]
>Implying people who dress like sluts ever look cute...
User avatar #78 to #64 - joshlol (10/09/2013) [-]
This. They merely come across as tasteless trash when they have everything on display.

I'm glad they dress like this though, it's a red flag not to interact with them rather than befriending them before hand, investing time into getting to know them before reaching the conclusion that my time has been wasted.
#91 to #78 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
Someone who is level 292 on funnyjunk does definitely NOT speak to grills.
User avatar #94 to #91 - joshlol (10/09/2013) [-]
If you truly believe that there is any correlation between your level on funnyjunk and your ability to speak to the opposite sex then I feel nothing for you but pity.

I hope you're just trying to ruse me, I hate to think my fellow funnyjunkers are really this unintelligent.
#150 to #94 - pencilartist (10/09/2013) [-]
I think you misread his comment, joshlol.

He said you don't speak to_ grills._
#152 to #150 - joshlol (10/09/2013) [-]
We're on the internet son, "grills" and "girls" are practically interchangeable.
User avatar #231 to #64 - brenton (10/09/2013) [-]
They think they do, anyway.
#70 - oblawlawblog (10/09/2013) [-]
Really? You hate sluts? You hate semi-attractive to attractive females that are ready and willing to have sex with you for free without much effort? Do you seriously?
Really? You hate sluts? You hate semi-attractive to attractive females that are ready and willing to have sex with you for free without much effort? Do you seriously?
User avatar #236 to #70 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
Yes because I have a rash on my dick from one.

I hate sluts not because they sleep around, but because a good percentage of them carry viral disease from another man's junk. Also they get really, really gross in their vaginas by 40.
#243 to #236 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/09/2013) [-]
That's no reason to hate them. It's only a reason to avoid having sex with them or at least use protection when you do. Oh, and that thing about a woman's vagina getting messed up and loose when she has more sex? Yeah, that's a myth. Vaginas don't work that way.
User avatar #247 to #243 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
Also, STDs do **** up vaginas. I never said that the more sex they have the looser it gets. I said that the older they get the grosser their vaginas get due to stds and age.
User avatar #246 to #243 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
Ever walked into a gynecologists' office, kid?

STDs are absolutely ******* gross. Older women's vaginas DO sag. It's not a myth, and also sluts are one of the lifestyle choices I disagree fully with considering what they do to their bodies and what they spread around.
#252 to #246 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/09/2013) [-]
Is that "kid" ******** really necessary? When did I ever say that STDs aren't gross? The point is it's your responsibility to prevent getting them. You don't have to have sex with sluts. Why is it your business what they do with their bodies? As long as they inform their partners of any STDs they may have and are careful not to get pregnant, they're not hurting anybody.
Also, I'm not doubting that vaginas sag with age, but that is not dependent on how much sex they have. And once again, you would hate someone because they have a gross vagina? That's ******* stupid.
User avatar #257 to #252 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
Porn star sluts at least tell their partners/company what STDs they have and such. A slut out in the real world, beyond the videos? She won't.
User avatar #256 to #252 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
It is considering you have the personal experience of one.

It's my business, as somebody who knows well what they're getting into, to show them that being a slut is a NEGATIVE thing. Not doing anything when someone throws their life away is WHY society is so ****** up right now.

The thing is that as soon as a girl tells a guy she has an STD, her "career" as a slut is over due to social stigma. So they don't tell you. It's also a thing of you can try as much as you want not to get pregnant, but even using condom and pill you have a 1-2% chance of getting pregnant. To the average person that's not a worry, but to somebody who exposes themselves to sexual contact frequently it becomes a very big problem. That's why many sluts get pregnant, and further **** up their lives.

I would not hate them, but I certainly wouldn't like them and would suggest they try a better lifestyle. I don't go around having sex with older women, I respect them, but with sluts it's still a thing of hygene and taking care of yourself when you have STDs. ESPECIALLY as you age.
#265 to #256 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/09/2013) [-]
So you're assuming I'm a guy.
You're also assuming that all sluts have STDs and all sluts will lie about their condition. Do you have any statistics to back that up? While there is a failure rate with contraceptives, it's extremely unlikely that an accident would occur. Also, many sluts are prepared to take care of a child if an accident occurred. Not all of them are poor or irresponsible. Do they not count?
If you don't want to have sex with a slut, that's you're prerogative and personally, I don't want to either. However, it is their lifestyle and a fairly harmless one if they are responsible while going about it. There's nothing wrong with suggesting a better lifestyle, but that does not mean it's okay to go slut-shaming. Advise them and if they don't want to listen, let it go instead of sneering at them and ostracizing them.
User avatar #290 to #265 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
Ah now I see what the problem is. I never assumed you were a guy either, just somebody with the personal experience of a child.

You as a female should feel ashamed that members of your gender act that way.

And also you've just invalidated all of your arguments to me, because you're proving now that you haven't had ANY experience of this kind of thing. Most sluts who are still in school are NOT prepared for babies, and outside of school the children usually have horrible lives. Statistics don't lie, nor does personal experience.
#294 to #290 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/09/2013) [-]
Do you really have to thumb down every single comment I make here? You've made it clear that you disagree.
User avatar #296 to #294 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
Stop trying so hard. It's over you cow.
#298 to #296 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/09/2013) [-]
Oh give me a ******* break. I wasn't "trying" any harder than you were. We both participated in this argument. It's clear that you can't have an adult conversation without giving up and being a little bitch about it.
User avatar #299 to #298 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
You're still talking.

Are you that stupid?
#300 to #299 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/09/2013) [-]
SO ARE YOU.
User avatar #301 to #300 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
Because when I stopped talking you left three comments, not one after the other but within a considerable amount of time.

Which is very annoying. I'm simply telling you to shut the **** up.
#302 to #301 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/09/2013) [-]
Only because it takes time to type and I do have to deal with some distractions right now. I've only replied to YOUR comments. You've made multiple replies to my comments as well.
I'll shut the **** up when you shut the **** up. I have a right to defend myself and my argument when it is attacked. That's how discussions work. No need to be a whiny asshole about it. Calm your tits.
User avatar #295 to #294 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
Red thumbs mean stop.

I'm not arguing with you anymore.
#297 to #295 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/09/2013) [-]
They mean stop when multiple people do it. You've been continuing the argument AND giving red thumbs. You could have the decency to say that you're finished with the conversation.
#293 to #290 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/09/2013) [-]
By the way, you didn't actually respond to any of my arguments here. You just made some baseless ad hominem attacks.
#292 to #290 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/09/2013) [-]
How do I have the personal experience of a child? Because I don't have an STD like you?
Why should I feel ashamed? Men can act slutty too, and the actions of other women do not reflect on me as a person. I have my own set of personal values, and they are different than those of those women. If someone's stupid enough to judge me based on the actions of other women, I'd rather not associate with them anyway.
You don't have to have an STD or have sex with a slut to have knowledge about them. That's just ******* stupid. I've never raped anyone or been raped. Does that mean I can't take a stance on whether rape is right? Of course it doesn't.
What does school have to do with anything? You know that women are capable of getting jobs, right? "Statistics don't lie" You haven't given me a single statistic other than the failure rate of contraceptives.
User avatar #141 to #70 - uhidk (10/09/2013) [-]
yeah because i wanna stick my dick in an old filthy worn-out hole.
User avatar #221 to #70 - hellsjester (10/09/2013) [-]
well i didn't like crabs. so ima go with beta fags on this one
#189 to #70 - mymissiondaytwo (10/09/2013) [-]
I know this will get thumbed to hell and bellow, but I don't like sluts.
Why ?

1. If they put out so easy for me, they probably do that for a lot of other guys. If it's like that, then she could carry some nasty STDs. Plus, I immediately lose interest if sex happens before any more serious bond is formed.

2. I like a little challenge. I know this sounds corny and not exactly what most want, but I feel like the reward is better when well deserved. Then again, I believe a couple should almost always do what feels natural to both of them (killing each other is not one of those things).

3. I'm not desperate for humping. There's just other good things, maybe even equally good - and I like to enjoy the ride. A serious relationship won't last on sex alone anyway.

4. Never met a slut who is any pleasant to have around, besides for just sex. Empty, raw sex.

I put a lot of emphasis on serious relationships. Why ?
I don't like being lonely. Nobody does. Not even bigfoot (I bet he already has a family anyway). One night stands are fine sometimes, but they just lack that sort of intimacy and closeness you have in a more serious relationship.

I'm done. Ready for my red thumb enema now.
User avatar #238 to #189 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
I agree. And I'm not some alone beta fag either. There's more to relationships than just ******* , you fedora wearing little ***** .
#108 to #70 - unbelievable ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Yes, I seriously do. Problem?
User avatar #162 to #108 - animedudej ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
you literally are unbelievable!
#102 to #70 - weenieandthebutt (10/09/2013) [-]
I don't hate sluts, I just disapprove of their nature. That's one benefit about sluts but other than that, they're typically unclassy, full of issues and 			****		 personality, STD-ridden and mistrustful.    
We all know that most of FJ don't enjoy the full benefits of having sex with sluts so it's we're just left with all the drawbacks associated with it.
I don't hate sluts, I just disapprove of their nature. That's one benefit about sluts but other than that, they're typically unclassy, full of issues and **** personality, STD-ridden and mistrustful.
We all know that most of FJ don't enjoy the full benefits of having sex with sluts so it's we're just left with all the drawbacks associated with it.
User avatar #191 to #102 - dummerbaztard (10/09/2013) [-]
Wow I bet it was a pretty hard hit for every slutty girl out there, hearing that a probably super mega attractive FJ user don't like them.
It's always funny to see some guys on a forever alone site explaining what they like and what they don't about girl, I am very sure they care
User avatar #137 to #102 - badgerbaiting (10/09/2013) [-]
It's called pump and dump for a reason pal.
User avatar #138 to #137 - weenieandthebutt (10/09/2013) [-]
I thought it was **** and chuck?
User avatar #139 to #138 - badgerbaiting (10/09/2013) [-]
Bone then leave her alone?
User avatar #140 to #139 - weenieandthebutt (10/09/2013) [-]
sex it then exit?
User avatar #143 to #140 - badgerbaiting (10/09/2013) [-]
Copulate then scarper, mate.
User avatar #130 to #70 - carnagejc (10/09/2013) [-]
Most of the hate probably comes from the sexual frustration that despite these girls appearance/behaviour they still can't get with them.
User avatar #90 - stagger (10/09/2013) [-]
This is the stupidest content I've seen.

Sluts are going to be sluts regardless.

The way they dress doesn't directly affect you.

Who cares.
User avatar #101 to #95 - viscerys (10/09/2013) [-]
I clicked it and immediately after my mind went "OH **** WHAT IF ITS VIRUSES OR SOMETHING!?" I was happy with the outcome. Thanks you friendo.
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User avatar #4 - kikisu (10/08/2013) [-]
That's cute but not sexy. Sluts dress the way they do for sex appeal. The way she is right now isn't dressed for sex appeal, it's dressed for cuteness. Two very different things.
User avatar #24 to #4 - adu (10/09/2013) [-]
Cuteness master race.
There are girls that I've spent time with that show off only 15-20% of their skin on average, including face and arms, and their cuteness makes me want to bang them more than any girl walking around in daisy dukes and a thin tanktop.
User avatar #98 to #4 - commontroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Girls think dressing in slutty ways makes guys like them, but no, it's just that guys know they're easy when they dress like that.

Cuteness is way better than sexy for everyday wear.
#100 to #4 - weenieandthebutt (10/09/2013) [-]
Yes, naked girls will always be hotter than clothes girls but I feel that dressing slutty takes away the class and it's just a cheap way to express beauty since most men are biologically programmed to be attracted bare skin anyways. True beauty is one where you can still look hot whilst dressing conservatively.
<This is not even the best example I've seen but it's the best I can do for now.
#12 to #4 - rinion (10/09/2013) [-]
no no. This is absolutely sexy, but not the slutty kind of sexy. I could fap to that image. (I just might)
User avatar #13 to #12 - kikisu (10/09/2013) [-]
You're telling me if Zooey dressed in lingerie that wouldn't be sexier than the way she is now?
User avatar #16 to #15 - kikisu (10/09/2013) [-]
But she's still in a bathsuit showing off a lot of skin, whereas the content she's fully clothed without showing breasts. That's cute, not sexy. If you want to say a woman who is fully dressed is hotter than her lingerie'd self then please hand in your fedora.
User avatar #17 to #16 - volshimond (10/09/2013) [-]
You have to leave something to the imagination or else it's no fun.
User avatar #11 to #4 - ronsha (10/09/2013) [-]
I much prefer this...cuteness.
User avatar #197 to #11 - biggydy (10/09/2013) [-]
I prefer sexiness for just ******* with no feelings involved, and cuteness for a relationship.
User avatar #289 to #197 - ronsha (10/09/2013) [-]
Good point
User avatar #184 - readily (10/09/2013) [-]
I swear, FunnyJunk is full of bitter virgins.
"I say, women shouldn't be allowed to have sex, unless it's with me of course. Only the purest of virgins are worthy of my dick".
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User avatar #240 to #169 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
>Fedorian ****
>women are meant for nothing but ******* and free lay

Are you ******** me?
#208 to #169 - nehger **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
I love you
#190 to #169 - secrettaker (10/09/2013) [-]
You my ***** .

User avatar #219 to #169 - hellsjester (10/09/2013) [-]
less jersey shorish and probably less herpes
#227 - drooms ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Grow up already FJ

Grow up already FJ
#216 - sweetellie (10/09/2013) [-]
...To be fair, I don't think anyone said you couldn't.
...To be fair, I don't think anyone said you couldn't.
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User avatar #261 to #216 - luxfingerdoodle (10/09/2013) [-]
That guy is so awesome. no homo
#307 to #261 - sweetellie (10/10/2013) [-]
Oh please, I'd go 100% homo for Mark if I was a man
Oh please, I'd go 100% homo for Mark if I was a man
#210 - herbolifee (10/09/2013) [-]
Cute =\= Hot

Sure, combinations between the two are possible, but this post is just dumb.
User avatar #259 to #210 - Yojimbo (10/09/2013) [-]
OP is a busta
#128 - bagman ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Am I the only person who thinks this chick is just obnoxious? Hey acting is mediocre at best, and all the quirky girl **** is so forced. She plays ukulele? I'm shocked. Pretty sure she loves to wear knitted wool hats in midsummer and suck down chai tea for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She's so formulaic it's sickening. My rage will earn me red thumbs. But venting was necessary. Sick of the hype surrounding this overrated bitch.
User avatar #146 to #128 - delphine (10/09/2013) [-]
no. I saw her in Tin Man and she was way too derpy for my taste. I like her sister's acting much better-- Bones ftw!
#251 - opkmod (10/09/2013) [-]
I prefer her
User avatar #258 to #251 - ariscorp (10/09/2013) [-]
****** hannah mckay ******* cunt character annoying murder cunt should have been cut in half ****** annoying dillhole
User avatar #272 to #258 - opkmod (10/09/2013) [-]
I only know her as Agent Sarah Walker
User avatar #274 to #272 - mondamini (10/09/2013) [-]
Dont forget Miranda... so is someone going to post a gif or what
#113 - penisflower (10/09/2013) [-]
fun fact: women are not sluts for showing cleavage! absolutely EUPHORIC, OP!
User avatar #144 to #113 - weenieandthebutt (10/09/2013) [-]
yes, just as much as I'm not a sexual predator for showing my penis.
User avatar #239 - PedoBearFTW (10/09/2013) [-]
Clothes are clothes. You can wear skimpy clothes if you want, but it doesn't make you a slut. I know girls who are absolutely disgusting whores, who dress in "regular" clothes. It's all about how you present yourself.
User avatar #248 to #239 - elcreepo (10/09/2013) [-]
Now THIS I agree with. Clothes don't make the person.

Slutty girls still should be shamed.
User avatar #249 to #248 - PedoBearFTW (10/09/2013) [-]
I agree with your statement. If you like sex, then that's awesome and have at it, but don't throw yourself around at everyone with no self respect.
User avatar #163 - grimsho (10/09/2013) [-]
Well, sluts aren't exactly looking to be seen as "cute" at all.
#131 - freakanator (10/09/2013) [-]
Sluts i don't mind, if they want to have casual sex it's their choice, attention whores and stupid people i don't like, attention whores act 'sexy' for money or attention and i think calling them a slut is an insult to people who enjoy casual sex but aren't stupid with it
#165 to #131 - teenytinyspider (10/09/2013) [-]
Oh, but don't you know? Women should be able to dress however they want with no consequences.
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